1:01 Pilot aka Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole
Liz and Diana discuss the first episode of Supernatural. They drink beer and trash wine, talk about the lore behind the White Lady (not Karen), and their new side behind Team Trunk. Follow us on Twitter @DevilsTrapPod and on Instagram @DevilsTrapPodcast
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Bitch
Okay, so welcome to Double Trap podcast. I'm your host, Liz.
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Jerk
And I'm Diana.
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Bitch
I am. This is our first episode. We're really, really excited to do this. Like I said earlier, you know, supernatural ended yesterday.
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Speaker 3
And.
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Bitch
I've been watching this show for many years. I have seen it through 4 or 5 times. And I really just wanted a chance to bring Diana along for this ride. She's one of my friends who has decided that she didn't want to watch supernatural because she thought it was. What? Diana.
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Jerk
It was scary.
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Bitch
Yeah, it looks scary. I believe here, so after we watched the first episode was I'm going to have nightmares for the next week, bitch.
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Speaker 3
So it sounds right.
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Bitch
So, you know, just for, like, those people who have not watched the show. We're going to do this episode by episode, like, there are 15 seasons of this, so it's going to take a while. We may double up on episodes just so we're not doing this until I'm 50. Although I don't really have a ton of things to do, so maybe I am doing this 550, but what?
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Bitch
You know, I had some friends who haven't watched this show before, and they're just asked me whether or not it was for them. One of them was like, if I liked Buffy and Will I like the show? And it was like, duh, of course you're going to like this show. Obviously there's witches, there's vampires, there's ghosts, there's monsters.
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Bitch
There's a lot of dick jokes. All the things that that you love. So, Diana, anything you want to talk about? Just your feelings of getting getting ready to go on this journey.
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Jerk
Yeah, I mean, I well, you know, I mean, I, I as someone who proclaimed that I would have nightmares from this show, and that looks scary. I am someone who does like supernatural world concepts and, you know, critters I like. I like my vampires. I like my my wolfie things. I love all that. I just get real wussy about some ghosty shit.
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Jerk
So that's kind of where I, draw my line. And, so I hesitated to watch.
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Speaker 3
The show.
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Jerk
Despite attempting previously once Upon a Time. And so Liz talks me into doing this as the series is ending, as she has recommended other shows that I very much liked. And we share a lot of love of, of, you know, mystical lore and urban myths and things. So, and, and we like to talk about things that drink while we do it, so it works out.
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Bitch
Yeah. So speaking of drinking tonight, I am drinking one of the family business beer companies. Holland. Oops. I went up and picked a growler at the brewery today. So, both Diana and I are Texas gals. I live in dripping Springs, Texas, which is also the home of the family business beer company, which, if you don't know, is owned by Jensen Ackles.
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Bitch
We don't know who Jensen Ackles is as well. You're gonna find out I'm not sure how you can listen to this podcast and not know who Jensen Ackles is, but, that is up the street for me. I live in the land of wineries, breweries, and distilleries, so the place where people come to get.
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Speaker 3
Drunk.
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Bitch
And out and Diana is up in Dallas. So, Diana, what are you drinking tonight?
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Jerk
Well, people also drink a lot in Dallas. We just don't have as many. Cool. We have a lot of very cool, but not as cool options. So, I'm just going to say I'm drinking white wine because no one wants to know what it is. Because I sadly failed to put my lovely hill country wine in the refrigerator to drink tonight.
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Jerk
So I, am drinking some.
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Bitch
No, you're drinking trash wine.
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Jerk
Trash wine from Costco? Yes.
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Bitch
Yeah. So is that a third bottle wine or is. So Diane and I have a rating of bottles, so there's a bottle that you want to drink is your first bottle. There's a bottle that you like. Buy the second bottle. It's okay. And then there's also the we've hit the rock bottom and now we're opening a third bottle.
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Bitch
So is it first or fourth?
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Jerk
This is actually, I was like when I was like, third bottle, like you're being conservative.
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Speaker 3
This is the.
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Jerk
Quality of the wine. The first one was the first bottle that I did share with my husband. I'm not that many. And, would probably be a by the pool bottle. One regular wine drinking bottle to level. The one we're drinking now is a bottle three level. So I'm, I'm very early in the night drinking some very low quality wine.
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Bitch
So if it's from Costco, does it come in like a giant that. No. Is it like a keg of wine?
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Jerk
They do sell these ginormous bottles that are absurd, like novelty bottles, but this happens to be from a regular bottle. That's a very cute bottle, actually. Very simple, clean style. But it is some crap from California.
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Bitch
So now obviously crap from California wine will not be a sponsor of the show. I mean, maybe I mean, I don't have any scruples, so if they want to be, that's fine. We'll take their money, but.
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Speaker 3
Absolutely. Absolutely. It's fine. How about that list? It's. It's it's.
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Bitch
Fine. It'll get me through this evening. And after 2 or 3 glasses, you're not going to fucking know the difference so precisely.
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Jerk
So cheers to that.
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Speaker 3
Cheers.
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Bitch
So I think maybe let's just jump in and start talking about the first episode.
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Jerk
Sure. So I'm, I'm going to give a little bit of a backstory on that first episode just to, to give everybody a little context. So as, as discussed like forever, I try to watch like the part of the first episode and I was like, hard, no creepy out. I, I don't like the real spooky usually. So, about, was that last week?
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Jerk
Week before last week?
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Bitch
last week. Kind of. No, it's:00;06;12;10 - 00;06;29;07
Jerk
Two weeks ago, I was visiting Liz and we did, a, one of our standard outings drinking in the Hill country like you do in Texas. And it was lovely. And we finished it off after many bottles of wine by deciding that, let's go ahead and do a first run watch just so Dianna can feel it out.
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Jerk
And, we were on. I don't want to discuss how many bottles we were on. There had also been a visit, to a rum distillery. So it was a day and we did make some notes. Then those notes and my memory were not sufficient to carry through this show. So, as entertaining as those notes may have been, I did do a rewatch tonight.
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Jerk
So, leading into this recording, and, so my notes are a little bit better probably now a little more observant, slightly more legible. So that's good stuff. But yeah. So we'll, lead off with the season one, episode one going way back. Right.
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Bitch
All right. So season one, episode one was so very cleverly named pilot. There was not you know, a better name for it. I am going to call it, Shotgun Chef. It's cool. That's just my preference.
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Speaker 3
But.
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Bitch
th,:00;07;47;28 - 00;07;50;03
Speaker 3
Is pretty cool.
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Bitch
So the director of this episode was David Nutter. He really only did two episodes of supernatural, but he did do the, some of the last nine episodes of Game of Thrones. And he also I was looking through this his credits, he did two episodes of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the TV show. So that was the thing.
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Speaker 3
Do you.
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Bitch
Even remember that being a thing.
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Jerk
Now? And I liked Bill and Ted, even though I saw they haven't seen the new one. But that's a slightly distressing that that existed because it shouldn't have.
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Speaker 3
Well.
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Bitch
But now I want to watch it. So I don't know if it was a cartoon or if it was live action.
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Jerk
May have been a cartoon. That sounds vaguely familiar, I don't know.
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Bitch
Yeah. So now we have homework. We have to find out what the hell that was. So the writer was Eric Kripke. So Eric Kripke was a showrunner who was a series creator. He was a showrunner on seasons one through five, and then he stayed on in a writer executive producer role. He originally pitched the show as Star Wars and Truckstop America.
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Bitch
Got that from the supernatural wiki. And then also from there, I pivoted into, it was girl, Jules Wilkinson. I hope that's a girl. Uploaded a copy of the pitch that Eric Kripke did from executives. And so he said in one sentence, this is X-Files meets route 66. Two brothers cruising the dusty back roads in their trusty 64 Mustang, battling the things that go bump in the night.
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Bitch
So obviously there are some things that change there. His car that he wanted to do with the 64 Mustang, which we all know it became, and and Paula, which I think is a better choice. Chevrolet, Chevy Impala over a basic 64 Mustang.
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Jerk
Almost anything's better than a mustang that.
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Bitch
So, like I said, you know, cookie was this really heavy in the show over season one, two, five? But now he is actually writing for the boys, which Jensen is going to do in season three. Soldier boy. So those worlds are going to be obviously kind of, you know, they're obviously different, but I, I'm a fan of the boys.
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Bitch
I haven't watched season two yet, but, I like the first season. I don't know if you watched.
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Speaker 3
It, but.
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Jerk
I saw the first season. I think we finished the first season. It's an up and down for me. I'm like, I get really excited. I'm like, this is kind of then I can do it again. I don't know.
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Bitch
And I mean, obviously I'm gonna have to watch it because I want to see what Jensen Ackles does in season three. I think, you know, like, Jared's going to Walker, Texas Ranger. I think that's still happening.
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Speaker 3
Nice, nice.
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Jerk
I don't watch the the ones that Mustang got. Chuck Norris,
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Speaker 3
You know,
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Bitch
You know, how can you replace Chuck Norris? And it's really funny, me think about how tall he is versus how short Chuck Norris is. Like, it's going to be like the complete opposite Texas Ranger. So I hopefully they'll bring Chuck Norris in for an episode. And then you can have like, tiny. No, it's Chuck Norris alive.
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Speaker 3
Yes.
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Bitch
Okay, cool. Hey, answer. Don't kill him yet. All right? I'm sure he kicked. Whatever. I'm sure. Whatever.
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Jerk
There's some there's some. There's some long winded list of jokes about how he has defeated whatever is trying to kill him.
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Speaker 3
Yeah.
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Jerk
I think, like, two years ago, I was at some gala thing that some charity thing, not I go to a lot of galas, but a thing that I had whatever. And, he was there. He was one of the guests now. No, not that fancy. We have extra tables that are ejector seats are a charity table. Would you like to go?
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Jerk
Chuck Norris is going to be there. Sure. I'll go. Why not?
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Speaker 3
Okay.
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Jerk
Yeah, but yeah, he was. No, but he was very short and he was not at our table. He was just like a guest speaker. Very short. Looks very old, but definitely alive.
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Speaker 3
Well, okay. All right.
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Jerk
So petting the armadillo there was more exciting than that, though. So there we go.
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Bitch
What about an armadillo?
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Speaker 3
I got to pet an armadillo at that thing. Oh my God, I'm scared.
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Bitch
Did you get leprosy?
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Speaker 3
No.
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Bitch
Okay, for those of you who don't know, I do have two armadillos who live in my backyard.
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Speaker 3
Anyhow.
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Bitch
So talking about the episode. Yeah, I had a strange feeling we were going to be going off on so many tangents and trash. Animals and armadillos will probably be a big topic of that, as we are both huge fan of all things trash animal.
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Speaker 3
Yes.
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Bitch
years ago. So that would be:00;12;31;16 - 00;12;48;00
Bitch
And you see fat baby Sam, he's watching his baseball mobile. And then they actually kind of zoom in on this transportation clock in the side and, like, it's really weird. Like, so, like, the 1:00 in there looks like a model T, and then it goes to a dump truck and then it goes to like a gladiator chariot or like a horse and buggy.
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Bitch
And then there's a car, the fireman's ladder, and then the tens of fucking plane. And then 12. Is this pizza I like who made this call. It makes no sense.
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Jerk
It's, you know, they just wanted to represent all forms of transportation because they didn't want to be leaving out its options.
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Bitch
It should be in chronological order at least, like the Chariot should have. Chariot should have been 1 or 12 and then gone through and then ended up. But they're just going out of order. They don't make chronological sense.
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Speaker 3
And.
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Bitch
So all right, so Mary gets woken up by a baby monitor and she calls out to her husband. He's not there. She goes down to the nursery and somebody's standing over the crib, and she asks him he's hungry. And so this guy is standing over the crib who's apparently fully dressed, and she I mean, granted, I mean, she just woke up, so maybe she's not noticing it.
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Jerk
But she doesn't notice that it may or may not be the build of her significant other that she's obviously been with for a period of time.
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Bitch
But yeah, I mean, but I mean, I don't know, things when I'm like half asleep. And so she's like, cool. She walks out of the room, there's a light flickering in the hall, and then she does like my version of electrical repair and just hits it. I mean, that is pretty much how I fix most things in my house.
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Jerk
It's also it's also a very well placed creepy photograph under the flickering light I would point out to like, creepy old photo under the flickering light bulb. I'm like, oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3
Well, I mean.
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Bitch
Maybe that was just their loving family. They didn't know they were creepy. They were just old.
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Speaker 3
Well, maybe.
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Jerk
I don't know. Maybe the lights flickered before I would have moved the picture.
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Bitch
Yeah, maybe. Maybe it's just like in my house. It has a really shitty electricity. Anyhow, so they go downstairs and I guess, I mean, I guess I don't know why she went downstairs, so I guess because she noticed the TV was on, but because her bedroom was upstairs and so maybe.
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Jerk
I thought, I thought she noticed the TV or some noise or something. Yeah.
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Bitch
I was like, okay, so this is:00;14;42;29 - 00;14;44;16
Speaker 3
Like you.
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Bitch
like we didn't have cable in:00;15;05;27 - 00;15;12;15
Bitch
And then she screams, and then John wakes up and he runs upstairs. And so he's also very responsive, right when he's first woken up.
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Bitch
You know, he gets up to the nursery and he's like, everything is good. He sees Sammy there and he's like, now I'm concerned. I was like, well, you heard your wife crying and your wife screaming and you're like your babies. They're like, cool. Like I guess my wife like, wasn't screaming about anything.
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Speaker 3
I.
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Jerk
Thought her scream was delayed. I don't know, maybe she just didn't want to startle whoever's in the room with her baby. But she didn't scream until she got up there. She's, like, running up the stairs and, like, muttering under her breath. And I'm like, when I realize, like, see, like my brain wakes up. I think my first reaction would have been a scream, just not to be too critical.
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Jerk
But I was like, hold on a minute. That's what I probably would have done is an like or at least yelled like something like, what the hell are you?
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Bitch
I also would have picked up like something like, maybe take the creepy photo off the wall, like, I need something to bash whoever is trying to steal my baby in the head. Like I don't just run it, but whatever. I again, maybe just like, thing. So then, you know, blood starts dripping on his hand and he looks up.
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Bitch
And I don't know why Mary was bleeding because there's no cuts on her. So I don't know where this blood came from, but there's just random blood, like, drooling on him, and then she explodes into fire, and then he basically, like, throws Sam at Dean like a football. And Dean's also really actively awake. So go Dean. And then you see, like this fire, literally like drop all over John.
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Bitch
And he never, like, is burnt like.
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Jerk
He's a fireball. She is in. And I just first we need to go back. So we did discuss this after a lot of what her position on the ceiling looks incredibly uncomfortable and unnatural. And I'm sure obviously it's not a natural situation supposed to be a natural pose, but like, I don't know, mine. I got a bad knee is my knee.
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Jerk
It hasn't been that way. It's kind of crazy. But moving back to obviously the fireball, the massive fireball that. So first she's encompassed in fire and then this fireball, like shoots down from it at him after the kids are outside. And then all of a sudden he's still.
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Speaker 3
Able to make it out.
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Bitch
I don't know. And then, like, now there's fire on the wall. I guess it's, you know, it's it's devil fire or demon fire. Maybe it acts differently. And we can't control the laws in supernatural physics.
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Speaker 3
I'm I can't.
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Bitch
So, you know, basically, this scene kind of ends with John, Sam and Dean, and they're all sitting on the Impala, which I think is, you know, foretelling these things that are going to be in the future. Right. So we have baby there. We all love baby. Both Diane and I are car people. I have my Jeep, which I love.
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Bitch
Her name is Little Beast, and she is crazy model. And then Diana has Duchess Dale.
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Jerk
Duchess is my:00;17;55;00 - 00;17;55;19
Speaker 3
You know, she.
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Bitch
Looks she looks very awesome, but she drives around and everybody's always honking, which is kind of cool. But it's also like, sometimes you just want to drive somewhere and not have everybody honk and point at you.
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Jerk
Got, like, waving is cool, but when you're, like, at the highway and trying to make a maneuver and someone just honks at you to tell you, I like your car, it's appreciated that you won't acknowledge my vehicle, but it can be very jarring and startling to so.
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Speaker 3
But yes.
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Bitch
Well, it also makes me think something is wrong. Like when somebody, like honks at my car, I'm like, oh my God, do I drive? I was a tire. Like, is am I dragging a demon underneath me? Like, I don't know, like something. Stop honking at my car.
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Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah. Honk honk, scuse me.
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Jerk
Make you jump. But but yeah. So, No, I do like.
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Bitch
If you're horny, you know? I mean.
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Jerk
I know the Impala, and they do on in general, and I won't jump too far ahead, obviously, but they do a good job in the editing of this, little hints and, like, things like that, like the they show, you know, a photo throughout and things like that. I really I that's a good attention to detail that they're doing in the show that I've noticed, just in the first episode.
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Jerk
Even so, yeah, pretty continues.
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Speaker 3
We'll see.
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Bitch
But, we'll see. There's 15 years. I mean, maybe they just get lazy on the way. I don't know, although, I mean, I will say attention to detail, things that have happened in I don't want to spoiler things as a spoiler free, but I will say the last few episodes, there were even things that reference back to this episode, which was probably why I had a lot of the feels today.
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Speaker 3
But yeah. That's cool. Yeah.
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Jerk
All right, so on to, Stanford. Is that where we're at next?
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Bitch
Yeah, we're going to Stanford. I've been to Stanford. Have you.
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Speaker 3
Down?
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Bitch
Yeah. It's a really pretty campus. You feel very academic and important when you're there for for academic research.
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Jerk
Just on principle.
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Speaker 3
Yes.
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Jerk
The girlfriend, his name. I just blanked on Jessica. Jessica? Yeah. She was on The Orville.
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Speaker 3
I was placing.
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Jerk
Yeah, we were trying to place who, who that was, And that has been to Dave gets credit. He called that one. So, and they're trying to figure it out. And then I guess, Big bro shows up.
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Bitch
Well, you know, before Big Bro shows all right, there are things that happen before this. Okay? Okay. So we're going to start off with Jessica in her sexy nurse costume, which is like the lamest costume ever. Stop being sexy nurses. Did you know there was, like, a sexy Covid this year? I thought it was a really good.
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Jerk
There's a sexy everything. There's, like, a sexy freaking like taco. Like I've seen ridiculous.
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Bitch
Well, I mean, I'll talk different.
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Jerk
I mean, but it wasn't that. It was like, Taco. I was like, okay, my crunchy taco. And then I don't know, everything into a sexy something. It's kind of absurd, but.
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Bitch
Yeah, I don't know, objectification of women. Can we go with that?
00;20;47;16 - 00;20;49;24
Speaker 3
But some of is fun to look sexy.
00;20;49;27 - 00;20;55;25
Bitch
Sometimes it's fun to look sexy, but you should at least effort into your fucking costume and not be a goddamn sexy nurse.
00;20;55;27 - 00;20;57;13
Speaker 3
So. Yeah.
00;20;57;15 - 00;21;05;00
Bitch
By the way, there's, there is an X and an expletive warning on this podcast because I curse like a sailor.
00;21;05;03 - 00;21;06;09
Speaker 3
Same.
00;21;06;11 - 00;21;23;13
Bitch
All right, so, you know, we go into, like, the, the, the college bar, which I guess is where the fancy Stanford people drink. And so this is really kind of like the first time where you're getting to get to know Sam. And when I first started watching the show, I had a real hard time because I knew Sam from Gilmore Girls.
00;21;23;16 - 00;21;37;18
Bitch
So his name was Dean on Gilmore Girls, and now he's Sam, and there's another Dean, and it messed with my head for a very long time. It took me a long time to be able to think of him as Sam, and not as Rory's kind of bad boyfriend.
00;21;37;21 - 00;21;40;12
Jerk
I don't have that problem because I did not watch Gilmore Girls.
00;21;40;14 - 00;21;41;28
Speaker 3
I thought you were going to, girl. Sam.
00;21;42;00 - 00;21;49;28
Bitch
Okay, now you have to go watch Gilmore Girls after you watch few more seasons of this. I think there's only like eight seasons of that. So you can finish that by the time I'm 60.
00;21;50;02 - 00;21;52;16
Jerk
Oh that's pressure.
00;21;52;19 - 00;22;09;06
Bitch
Oh, okay. And so you know they're there. He's like, oh hey I got this really high score. And my dad's like, I'm going to become a lawyer. So there and then you sit there and he's like talking to this guy. And he is like, you know, my family wasn't exactly the Bradys. And then this is how, you know, time references.
00;22;09;06 - 00;22;18;20
Bitch
The other guy goes, my family wasn't the huxtables. And I'm like, yeah, well, I mean, you could have been like The Cosby Show, you know, I don't know. I don't know that joke. It's too soon. But.
00;22;19;29 - 00;22;23;21
Jerk
I think the TV show is still allowed. I think it's just the actors that we try to.
00;22;23;21 - 00;22;24;19
Speaker 3
Play.
00;22;24;22 - 00;22;29;09
Jerk
Actor specifically act. That makes it kind of expressly.
00;22;29;11 - 00;22;30;14
Speaker 3
Yes.
00;22;30;16 - 00;22;45;23
Bitch
Okay, so now we're back of the house, and then, you know, Sam thinks someone's breaking in, and then there's this very strange kind of fight, like very, very, very kung fu. And it was like, wow. Like, you have some very specific fighter moves are getting shot off there.
00;22;45;27 - 00;23;01;16
Jerk
And if they train together and I mean, which I mean, we come back to you. So you get there, you know, whatever in a minute. But you go back like when they kind of know how the other one fights and like, it wouldn't take that long to figure out who it was. But either way, it was a good kung fu show off there in it.
00;23;01;17 - 00;23;11;24
Bitch
Or maybe Sam did realize it was Dean and just wanted to beat his brother's ass. I mean, possible, I mean, I, I want to beat my brother's ass sometimes. I'm sure you want to beat your sister's ass or your brother's ass or.
00;23;11;26 - 00;23;16;24
Speaker 3
Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah.
00;23;16;26 - 00;23;22;05
Bitch
Okay. So then, you know, we we figured out that. Hey, this is Dean, the sans brother, and then it.
00;23;22;05 - 00;23;24;04
Jerk
Looks like Emilio Estevez.
00;23;24;07 - 00;23;25;22
Bitch
You think he looks like a real Estevez?
00;23;25;22 - 00;23;28;09
Speaker 3
I do, I'm I, I.
00;23;28;10 - 00;23;30;03
Bitch
Guess I can kind of see it similarly.
00;23;30;03 - 00;23;34;05
Speaker 3
After his life, I think so,
00;23;34;07 - 00;23;46;16
Bitch
Yeah. So now we've got Sam, Dean and Jess, and then Dean just being a pervert on his brother's girlfriend. I mean, granted, like, she's walking around or freaking underwear, but at the same time, I'm like, dude, that's your brother's girlfriend.
00;23;46;19 - 00;23;49;21
Speaker 3
Like, back up. It's just weird.
00;23;49;24 - 00;23;51;19
Jerk
It's gross. Gross.
00;23;51;21 - 00;24;11;23
Bitch
Girls. Gross, gross. So then obviously they go into the, you know, Dean breaking the news at dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't come back. And then we have a fun brother fight. And then Sam says things like what? I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet. He gave me a 45, and this seems completely legit to me.
00;24;11;25 - 00;24;17;05
Bitch
Yeah, there's something you're afraid in your closet. You get a gun. I mean, we're from Texas, and that's probably.
00;24;17;07 - 00;24;35;17
Jerk
What he was, nine, but like, so, but so I mean, that's obviously just like foretelling of something like that, which something I observation in this episode. But their relationship is not exactly emotionally sound. But that's okay. That's weird. That's one of the things I think that's going to carry on, like getting I mean.
00;24;35;19 - 00;24;38;03
Bitch
Yes, they're not emotionally sound, but I mean.
00;24;38;03 - 00;24;39;00
Speaker 3
Having.
00;24;39;01 - 00;24;57;26
Bitch
You know, I was basically the same age as, I guess Dean would have been. And it's not like we were raised with a bunch of touchy feely things. I mean, my father, when I was, I wasn't even nine, I think I was seven, and I saw my parents hiding Easter eggs, and I asked my dad why he was hiding the Easter eggs.
00;24;57;26 - 00;25;05;04
Bitch
And he told me it's because he saw the Easter Bunny, and he shot him because we shoot rabbits. And I was told that when I was seven.
00;25;05;06 - 00;25;10;14
Jerk
Yeah, my upbringing was real different. So.
00;25;10;16 - 00;25;14;16
Bitch
This is also why I like going on vacation with your family and not mine. This be family I want.
00;25;14;17 - 00;25;31;22
Jerk
My family is like this nice balance of being like, they're really, really, really normal likes suburban and family. We also drink a lot, we curse a lot. And my parents have great stories about their party lives in the 60s and 70s, and they really don't give a shit and they don't judge, and they're fun unless they're judging to have fun like we all do.
00;25;31;22 - 00;25;34;04
Speaker 3
So, you know. Yeah.
00;25;34;06 - 00;25;48;23
Jerk
But yeah. So yeah, we did not have that conversation, in my household when I was growing up. So it's a little different. But, You know, they get into their fight and then they get to the coolest trunk ever.
00;25;48;25 - 00;26;03;21
Bitch
So. Yeah. And coolest trunk ever. However, filled with the most random assortment of weapons. And it was trying to figure out what the. So on the top of the trunk when they open it up, which I if I had a trunk, I would modify that. We should do this to Duchess. Duchess, would it be good for this trunk?
00;26;03;21 - 00;26;08;08
Jerk
Duchess has a big trunk. She needs a cool modification to it.
00;26;08;11 - 00;26;28;09
Bitch
Yeah, we could we could definitely do this in Duchess. But so, like, on the top of it, there's, like, this weird pistol grip. Like, like it's not even a machine gun. I don't know what it is. It looks like a semi-auto rifle with a pistol grip handle that look like a Smith and Wesson pistol grip handle. And I was like, I don't even know what this gun is.
00;26;28;09 - 00;26;45;03
Bitch
I don't think it actually exists. And then next to it's an ax. So you have like this really random choice of weapons in there. And apparently it's such a mess that Dean can't find papers. I'm like, how can you not find papers in this trunk that's full of weapons? I mean, it should be obvious paper weapon, right?
00;26;45;03 - 00;26;57;18
Jerk
But yeah, you think there'd be a spot for the papers, like. Or the weapons could be a paperweight for the papers. I mean, it's very, very functional if you think about it and you organize it properly. But we're nerds that like to organize.
00;26;57;18 - 00;26;58;08
Speaker 3
Things, so.
00;26;58;13 - 00;27;11;09
Bitch
Oh, yeah, I would be containing the shit out of that trunk. They would all have labels on them. They would probably be color coded, like the ammo would all be in different size, and they would all be have all the appropriate boxes in it, like they're big. So you can store, should.
00;27;11;11 - 00;27;13;16
Jerk
I say containers for each one?
00;27;13;16 - 00;27;14;26
Speaker 3
Yes, exactly.
00;27;14;27 - 00;27;18;20
Bitch
Lately, and this is probably why we're female.
00;27;18;22 - 00;27;21;13
Speaker 3
And so yeah, for sure.
00;27;21;13 - 00;27;25;18
Jerk
And then they bust out the, the world's oldest pocket recorder.
00;27;25;21 - 00;27;42;29
Bitch
Yeah, yeah. Oh, before we get to that, also, Sam freaks out because he's like, dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself? Hunting? Dean's like, I'm 26. So would you know that Dean is 26? Which I think is an important point. But yeah, they do bust out this old, this old popular pocket recorder. And so.
00;27;43;01 - 00;27;59;15
Bitch
Okay, we know:00;27;59;16 - 00;28;04;13
Jerk
Unless he had like an old voicemail recorder that had the tape in it still somewhere, and he popped that.
00;28;04;13 - 00;28;05;28
Speaker 3
Out.
00;28;06;00 - 00;28;13;02
Bitch
Oh, he looked at those answering machine. That's just the answering machine. Okay, we're going to go with that. Yeah, you did.
00;28;13;04 - 00;28;23;18
Jerk
You go to the answering machine on his landline. That wasn't a digital answering machine even. It was had a tape in it still and pop that out, put it in his pocket. Recorder.
00;28;23;21 - 00;28;24;29
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;28;25;01 - 00;28;50;21
Bitch
So Dean plays this for Sam, and Sam's like, you know, there's EVP on that, which. How would you hear EVP on this terrible recorder that was recorded? I'm sorry, from the answering machine, but, so Dean's that he saw that slowed the message down, and he ran it through gold wave. So I had to look up what Gold Wave was, and it was a it's a digital audio editor, that sometimes allows users to edit sounds in the computers.
00;28;52;15 - 00;29;12;05
Bitch
Gold Ray was also used to analyze historic recordings from the moon landing. So that is including establishing the missing word from when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. So like when Neil Armstrong walked in on the moon, he actually said, that's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. Not just one small step for man.
00;29;12;07 - 00;29;14;15
Bitch
But then I think NASA was just like the other.
00;29;14;15 - 00;29;17;16
Speaker 3
Sounds better. I only started it, but so?
00;29;17;20 - 00;29;25;15
Jerk
So he ran it through a digital process and put it back on that shitty little tape.
00;29;25;17 - 00;29;27;05
Speaker 3
Well, I don't know.
00;29;27;08 - 00;29;28;07
Jerk
I'm just sorry.
00;29;28;09 - 00;29;29;00
Speaker 3
It's just.
00;29;29;03 - 00;29;37;25
Bitch
So maybe he just played it like. But no, he did have to, like, record it, but I guess you could it. It sounds like he could carry, like, a laptop around.
00;29;37;25 - 00;29;39;18
Speaker 3
No no no no.
00;29;39;21 - 00;29;45;17
Jerk
It's just an interesting how you played it once and then he played it again. But he must have had both recorded back to back. Obviously it's just oh.
00;29;45;18 - 00;29;47;11
Speaker 3
Yeah I don't know. Yeah.
00;29;47;13 - 00;29;50;13
Jerk
Maybe it's a mac. Maybe it's a magic recorder.
00;29;50;15 - 00;30;09;02
Bitch
Sure. All right. So it's a supernatural record. I was just going with that. All right. So you can clearly hear that it says I can never go home on this switch. And also, if you watch supernatural ghost stories, ghost hunter things like I do, like, you can never hear what they say and they're always like, oh, this says like this.
00;30;09;02 - 00;30;18;21
Bitch
Like, no, that doesn't say that at all. This is why, why, why, why, why the one and you're just making shit up. But apparently, like this ghost had like, some really strong mojo and you could hear.
00;30;18;23 - 00;30;24;09
Speaker 3
I can never go home. So you did that really well. Yeah.
00;30;24;12 - 00;30;27;02
Bitch
Yeah. I'm. I'm a creepy little girl.
00;30;29;29 - 00;30;35;11
Jerk
For the record, I do not watch ghost Hunter shows. In case you didn't find that out from my process earlier.
00;30;35;11 - 00;30;53;08
Bitch
I just think they're hilarious. Okay, so basically, Sam Caves was like, all right, I'll go on this. And Dean's like, why don't you just skip your job interview? And he's like, dude, it's her law school. And Dean still doesn't understand, which I'm probably we meet the same. Like, why.
00;30;53;08 - 00;30;54;02
Jerk
Do you want a normal.
00;30;54;02 - 00;30;55;10
Speaker 3
Life?
00;30;55;12 - 00;30;59;01
Bitch
Why do you want to go to law school for real? Why do you want to go to law school? Fucking lawyers.
00;31;00;14 - 00;31;10;03
Bitch
So they get back to the house, and, like, Jessica is still walking around her underwear, like, at this point. Girl, put some pants on, like, you know, your your boyfriend's brother is there.
00;31;10;10 - 00;31;14;17
Speaker 3
Put on some freaking sweat pants. It's not that hard.
00;31;14;19 - 00;31;17;11
Jerk
No robe, something.
00;31;17;11 - 00;31;18;23
Bitch
A robe, something, you.
00;31;18;23 - 00;31;22;06
Speaker 3
Know? No. Yeah. No. She's, like.
00;31;22;09 - 00;31;26;27
Jerk
Looking like a hussy. Intern. Her boyfriend's brother on this.
00;31;26;29 - 00;31;29;28
Bitch
Judgy. This is she.
00;31;30;01 - 00;31;33;07
Jerk
She's a lovely, smart young lady attending Stanford. I mean, she was going.
00;31;33;07 - 00;31;53;00
Bitch
To Stanford, right? She had. Whom? She had to be really smart, even though she had terrible cosplay ability. All right, so we're going to switch, and now we're going to Jericho. So Jericho, California is a real place. I did look at that. But what happened there was was not real, but.
00;31;53;02 - 00;31;53;08
Speaker 3
The.
00;31;53;08 - 00;32;13;14
Bitch
Supernatural fandom, God bless them, have created so much allure around this episode that if you Google it, like, you know, you find like are fake news stories about what they're. And it took me a while be like, wait, okay, this is not legitimate. And just going to like, okay, like these things that really exist.
00;32;13;16 - 00;32;17;18
Speaker 3
But that. Yeah.
00;32;17;20 - 00;32;28;27
Bitch
Okay. So we say, you know, there's a boy driving a terrible car. And he also has a really terrible spiked bracelet on like it was I think it was supposed to be like a bracelet, but it was awful.
00;32;28;29 - 00;32;31;14
Speaker 3
And it's kind of greasy, but okay, it's kind.
00;32;31;14 - 00;32;41;16
Bitch
Of greasy and gross, you know, and talking to his girlfriend on the phone. And then he sees, like, a barefoot chick with torn clothing on the side of the road, and he stops and I.
00;32;41;19 - 00;32;41;28
Speaker 3
Yeah, I.
00;32;41;28 - 00;32;58;11
Bitch
Don't, I just like, well, it was like me because it was Halloween. Because it was after if like, you know, where are you going to were you at a Halloween party? Because I would still be like half dressed woman side of the road not stopping, but okay. I mean, I guess, I mean, I'm a good Samaritans. I probably would try and stop and help, but yeah.
00;32;58;14 - 00;32;59;16
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah.
00;32;59;18 - 00;33;10;27
Bitch
So she gets in the car and she sits in the front seat and then she's like, basically start shoving her hand up her dress. And I'm like, why is there a ghost masturbating in the front seat? Like, and why is he okay?
00;33;10;27 - 00;33;13;14
Jerk
Very sensual ghosts. Very sensual ghosts.
00;33;13;15 - 00;33;22;13
Bitch
Yeah. That ghost girl had no class. And then she's like, Will you come home with me? And he's like, how are you? I'm like, you just pick this chick up off the side of the road. She doesn't have any shoes on.
00;33;22;18 - 00;33;25;17
Jerk
And your girlfriend's still expecting a phone call back. I'm just saying, you're.
00;33;25;17 - 00;33;27;27
Bitch
Going to new home, and now you're going to go home.
00;33;27;28 - 00;33;29;11
Jerk
You're single or whatever. No.
00;33;29;13 - 00;33;32;29
Bitch
The girl is finger blasting herself on your car. I mean, I.
00;33;32;29 - 00;33;34;22
Jerk
Guess with no shoes on with.
00;33;34;24 - 00;33;47;00
Bitch
The new shoes on actually bothers me more than anything. Like the guy she's going to get ghost pen worms or something like it, and it goes for you are going to be so dirty, like it's so dirty. This is so quick. Flops or something.
00;33;47;03 - 00;33;48;18
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;33;48;20 - 00;34;04;13
Bitch
So, you know, so he basically he pulls up to like, this dilapidated house and you hear that I can never go home. And then she's gone. And then the moron gets out of his car like, why would you get out of the car? Like, I'm sorry. Somebody creepily disappears in my car. I'm not going out to look after her.
00;34;04;15 - 00;34;05;01
Jerk
I'm going, I'm.
00;34;05;01 - 00;34;05;12
Bitch
Leaving.
00;34;05;15 - 00;34;06;27
Speaker 3
I'm leaving. Yeah.
00;34;06;29 - 00;34;27;09
Jerk
And then I have a ghost over ghost. Comment in general that I want to make clear to is that one of the things that I strongly dislike about ghost is shit, and why I go see things scare me, and why that's a whole other conversation. But what specifically visually, I dislike on these things. The jittery jolt me like, I don't know how.
00;34;27;13 - 00;34;48;26
Jerk
It's like a flickering kind of effect they use where they're like high speed and then not like real glitchy looking. That effect is really, really freaking cool. That also terrifies me. I hate that so much. That freaking jump around thing that the ghosty things do is very, very distressing to me. And she does this throughout. Just just so everybody's aware of what am I issues.
00;34;48;26 - 00;34;49;15
Jerk
But there we.
00;34;49;15 - 00;34;55;27
Bitch
Go. So you don't like buffering? I think I think that's what this comes down to is buffering scares you. It's not.
00;34;55;29 - 00;35;07;28
Jerk
Buffering is upsetting. No matter. Fine. But but that weird jumpy, glitchy thing that they use the use in like that movie Gothic. Like, like like gives me that heebie jeebies so bad.
00;35;08;01 - 00;35;08;27
Speaker 3
So there you go.
00;35;10;03 - 00;35;13;13
Jerk
So so so I guess you get out of the damn car like an idiot.
00;35;13;14 - 00;35;34;10
Bitch
Yeah. And then he goes in the house like you just observe whatever happens to you at this point. Like you just went into a broken down, abandoned house. You get you got what's coming to you. Whatever happens. And so eventually know, then he finally is like, I'm going to run away because this is creepy as far, I think, like, so he probably goes and then he gets back in the car and oh no, she's in the backseat.
00;35;34;10 - 00;35;35;22
Bitch
Oh my god. And then like.
00;35;35;22 - 00;35;38;29
Jerk
Because he didn't look at his rearview mirror like, come on.
00;35;39;01 - 00;35;39;07
Speaker 3
Well.
00;35;39;07 - 00;35;54;07
Bitch
And he drives off and then he drives through a bridge close side. So I don't know, she was driving the car or if he was driving the car, but like, why are you driving through a bridge? And but then like, he drives through the bridge, close side and he doesn't go off the bridge like he just splatters blood.
00;35;54;07 - 00;35;56;05
Bitch
And then the car just dies. And it's just.
00;35;56;05 - 00;35;56;14
Speaker 3
Weird.
00;35;56;21 - 00;36;15;04
Jerk
It implies that she, like, tears him up inside the car, which, I mean, it's pretty like. I mean, like the controlling of a car, I guess would be one of the things, I mean, not plausible, but arguable or I don't know how else to. You could kind of see, like a ghost being able to do something mechanical like that, I guess.
00;36;15;07 - 00;36;20;21
Jerk
But then she's able to actually, like, physically tear him apart inside of his car is how I saw it.
00;36;20;23 - 00;36;26;04
Bitch
I know, but why didn't she throw him off the bridge? That seems to be like the logical ghost.
00;36;26;04 - 00;36;27;09
Speaker 3
Thing that's too.
00;36;27;09 - 00;36;31;09
Jerk
Impersonal. She wanted to punish him for cheating on his girlfriend.
00;36;31;12 - 00;36;33;23
Bitch
I we'll go with that, I mean.
00;36;33;26 - 00;36;34;22
Speaker 3
Well, why?
00;36;34;25 - 00;36;38;14
Bitch
Why bother going through a fucking Grinch? Close on. But whatever.
00;36;38;16 - 00;36;40;21
Jerk
It seems like a lot of effort. It seems wasted.
00;36;40;21 - 00;36;43;05
Bitch
Effort. Like she could have just done that at her house.
00;36;43;05 - 00;36;50;00
Jerk
Exactly. It's like we had to get back in the car and go for a drive. Like, come on, let's just get things over with here.
00;36;50;02 - 00;36;51;12
Bitch
All right? Okay.
00;36;51;15 - 00;36;53;25
Jerk
Thank you. Before.
00;36;53;27 - 00;36;54;05
Speaker 3
All right.
00;36;54;07 - 00;37;04;01
Bitch
So all right, we're going to go back. We're going to flash back to our boys. And they're at the gas station. That really terrible gas station, too. Like, I would not have stopped there.
00;37;04;03 - 00;37;09;02
Jerk
Yeah. I mean, sometimes those are kind of cute. Whatever. But this is a upsetting portion.
00;37;09;04 - 00;37;23;15
Bitch
Yeah. They also that gas station does not look like it would have good food in it. Like, I'm not going to say it's not a buggy. So like I want to stop at a Bucky's. There's a bathroom, there's good food, you know, like in Vegas. Right. Well, I guess there's no Bucky's in California for guys.
00;37;23;18 - 00;37;25;07
Jerk
How many did I make it in? Five? Five.
00;37;25;07 - 00;37;28;06
Bitch
Bucky, you went through five. Bucky's in two days. Yeah.
00;37;28;08 - 00;37;30;04
Speaker 3
Yeah, I did tripping, but.
00;37;30;05 - 00;37;42;13
Bitch
I did find this company that's based out of Plano, and they are basically going and buying food at Bucky's and then shipping it out to other people like so basically they go and buy.
00;37;42;16 - 00;37;42;21
Speaker 3
Their.
00;37;42;21 - 00;37;43;12
Jerk
Bucky's export.
00;37;43;15 - 00;37;54;20
Bitch
To their buddies export. But then like, I think Bucky's was getting upset because they're like they're reselling their food, but they're still buying the food and then they're just marking it up and shipping it to people. I mean, it's it's a business.
00;37;54;20 - 00;37;58;15
Speaker 3
Model right now. Okay. Bucky's is expanding.
00;37;58;15 - 00;37;59;22
Jerk
Their brand all out in.
00;37;59;22 - 00;38;02;03
Speaker 3
South Carolina now. It's crazy.
00;38;02;05 - 00;38;16;29
Bitch
Yeah. So okay, so they're basically getting their junk food at the gas station. And they started talking about credit card fraud, which kind of wondering in this day and age, is that still a thing? Can you still like write it and like get fake credit cards?
00;38;17;02 - 00;38;20;16
Jerk
They get that more information than you probably did back then. But it's like.
00;38;20;19 - 00;38;29;04
Bitch
Criminal buying, you know? And granted, knowing you know what I do for a living, I should. I know this is possible, but I mean, it just seems like it would be more difficult now.
00;38;29;07 - 00;38;30;26
Speaker 3
Anyways, yeah.
00;38;30;28 - 00;38;48;08
Bitch
So then Sam starts looking through Dean's because that's tapes and then he's this is retired and I get really upset. So he's one he pulled he puts Black Sabbath, Motorhead and Metallica in the same line and then says they are the greatest hits of mullet Rock. Fuck you Sam.
00;38;48;11 - 00;38;56;15
Jerk
These bands are not mullet rock. None of them. And I'm not even a huge fan of all them. But they are not mullet rock, period.
00;38;56;15 - 00;39;06;03
Bitch
back from the dead travel to:00;39;06;06 - 00;39;06;12
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;39;06;15 - 00;39;32;03
Bitch
Anyways, and this is where, of course, we get the famous line house rules. Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun. Shotgun shutters. Okay, cool. So for two nights drinking choice, I did make glasses. One says driver. Driver picks a music and the other one says shotgun shots. It's okay. Cool. So if you're listening to this and you're crafty, I'm going to challenge you.
00;39;32;05 - 00;39;48;00
Bitch
Go on to our Instagram. We'll give you that at the end of the show, but go into our Instagram, make something crafty from the show, and then I will send you two pint glasses that say that. And, yeah, you'll just have to slide into your DMs now.
00;39;48;03 - 00;40;10;02
Jerk
And then immediately after this travesty, musical like ignorance, they then don't even bother to play a song by any of these people as they drive away. I just think that's a key thing. Don't. How do you take it so. So they just talk crap about this. They just said, like, you know, Dean's defending his music and then they don't even.
00;40;10;02 - 00;40;14;15
Jerk
But the show doesn't even play a motorhead, a Black Sabbath or a metallica song.
00;40;14;17 - 00;40;14;25
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;40;14;26 - 00;40;31;14
Bitch
So this is really interesting. And some of this I got from Supernatural Wiki and some of them I got from some other places as it mainly from the supernatural wiki, but okay, so when they drive off, what's playing is and this is on the Netflix version, it's playing Loveless, a gift to the world. And I didn't know who Lovelace was.
00;40;31;14 - 00;40;40;09
Bitch
I had to look them up. They're a Boston based indie rock band, but one of their, one of the guys was in Letter to Cleo, which was the only bands that I knew.
00;40;40;09 - 00;40;41;11
Speaker 3
That were there.
00;40;41;13 - 00;40;57;25
Bitch
So they did it on Netflix. They changed it to that music when it was aired on TV, it was AC, DC, back in black, and then on the unaired pilot version, which I've never been able to track down. It was DC Top's La Grange and weird.
00;40;57;28 - 00;41;13;22
Jerk
I mean, both of those AC, DC or DC top much better choices and more in line with the type of music they're talking about, but still does is not one of the bands that they said. And if they're going to say a band, why not play one of those band songs? That's just silly to me. It's just a missed opportunity, but that's it.
00;41;13;24 - 00;41;33;10
Bitch
And for those of you who don't know, Lagrange is a small town in Texas. It's in between Austin and Houston, and you drive through it and but thinking about the lyrics of the song and Z.z Thomas singing about that shack outside Lagrange, and you know what I'm talking about. Just let me know if you want to go to that home out on the range.
00;41;33;10 - 00;41;35;24
Bitch
They got a lot of nice girls.
00;41;35;27 - 00;41;37;04
Speaker 3
So were there.
00;41;37;04 - 00;41;39;02
Bitch
Whorehouses out in Lagrange.
00;41;39;24 - 00;41;42;00
Jerk
Yeah. They used to have, like, like, there's,
00;41;42;02 - 00;41;45;13
Bitch
Is that was a chicken, right? Was that a chicken rancher? Was that something?
00;41;45;17 - 00;41;51;26
Jerk
Well, Chicken Ranch is in. It is in Nevada. But there was one. There were there were little.
00;41;51;29 - 00;41;55;03
Bitch
What was the best little whorehouse in Texas? I thought that was a chicken ranch.
00;41;55;05 - 00;41;56;17
Jerk
Oh, maybe, I don't know, but there's.
00;41;56;17 - 00;41;58;11
Bitch
No the bunny ranch is the one that's.
00;41;58;11 - 00;42;08;14
Jerk
Oh, that's what I'm thinking. I'm about it. Maybe it was a chicken ranch, I don't know, but there were whorehouses in Nevada. And then, like, all. And, La Grange was the story. That's the legend that that's been around. So.
00;42;08;16 - 00;42;08;25
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;42;08;26 - 00;42;12;01
Bitch
Well, learn something new every I.
00;42;12;01 - 00;42;14;16
Jerk
Always that's the legacy apparently. I mean.
00;42;14;16 - 00;42;15;06
Speaker 3
I don't know.
00;42;15;09 - 00;42;19;12
Bitch
I thought it was just they had some coffee and colitis, but anyways. All right.
00;42;19;14 - 00;42;19;26
Speaker 3
So they.
00;42;19;26 - 00;42;20;27
Bitch
Drive off.
00;42;20;29 - 00;42;21;08
Speaker 3
Back.
00;42;21;08 - 00;42;41;17
Bitch
To the episode. So they drive off and they roll up to this bridge and there are some sheriffs on it, and then Dean starts pulling some fake IDs out of the glove box, but he goes with federal marshals and then, you know, basically goes up to the sheriffs and it's like, what's happening here? And the sheriff was like, well, you look like your children because they do.
00;42;41;22 - 00;42;47;21
Bitch
Yeah. And then still tell them things. So I'm also like, why would federal marshals be at this anyways?
00;42;47;29 - 00;42;50;05
Jerk
So there's FBI a minute later. So mean. Yeah.
00;42;50;05 - 00;42;57;06
Bitch
And that was the other thing is like then the sheriff this like super super charged sheriff like shows up with the FBI and like why the fuck is the FBI there.
00;42;58;11 - 00;43;08;14
Jerk
Well, I mean and there's been a bunch of people die in there. The, the FBI, somebody is going to show up or they or even the local locals give up and call for help. Like we can't figure this out.
00;43;08;14 - 00;43;09;26
Speaker 3
We need to clean it.
00;43;09;29 - 00;43;22;10
Jerk
But they don't. But I also found it interesting that the, the sermon that. Well, Dean specifically thinks that being a dick to cops is going to get them to be more helpful to him, I think. But that's an interesting approach that he goes with.
00;43;22;13 - 00;43;27;20
Bitch
Yeah. I mean, law enforcement love people who are addicts. I mean, like, seriously, that also works.
00;43;27;22 - 00;43;28;11
Speaker 3
Okay. Just in.
00;43;28;11 - 00;43;31;13
Jerk
General. If I was someone to help me out, I'm not let's not.
00;43;31;15 - 00;43;34;05
Bitch
Let's general in general. Don't be a dick.
00;43;34;05 - 00;43;35;17
Speaker 3
I mean, don't be a dick.
00;43;35;19 - 00;43;48;23
Bitch
That's that's our cult, you know? So, so they go into town and they start talking to Troy's girlfriend, and he's having coffee, and then she's there with a little goth chick, and she's so adorable. I just want to put her in my pocket. It was a little spooky. I later.
00;43;48;26 - 00;43;57;10
Jerk
I knew it, and of course, the Gothic is the one that could talk about the whole legend because duh, the goth chick knows the spooky legend in town.
00;43;57;12 - 00;44;18;22
Bitch
how big Google really was in:00;44;19;00 - 00;44;41;06
Bitch
y find out that, you know, in:00;44;41;06 - 00;44;42;19
Speaker 3
Suspect.
00;44;42;22 - 00;44;53;23
Bitch
I'm a huge fan of true crime. I would listen to that. I would, call me like, I'm going to Constance. You're you're you're fishing. So they're like, oh, my God, this is the same bridge we were at before.
00;44;53;25 - 00;44;58;20
Speaker 3
Smart boys. Super smart. Yeah, yeah.
00;44;58;22 - 00;45;11;11
Bitch
Yeah. So they go back to the bridge and the cops are now all gone. So apparently they cleared this crime scene super fast. You like it? It takes cops, like, days to process a scene. Especially like those YouTubers.
00;45;11;13 - 00;45;14;24
Jerk
I mean, if it's only bridge in town, it's, like, way across that road. I mean, you got to.
00;45;14;27 - 00;45;21;00
Bitch
That bridge was closed. He drove through the bridge closed sign.
00;45;21;03 - 00;45;21;12
Speaker 3
Maybe the.
00;45;21;12 - 00;45;24;00
Jerk
FBI helped him out. The FBI must have helped them speed that up.
00;45;24;00 - 00;45;26;15
Bitch
Yeah, the FBI that's that's in there.
00;45;26;15 - 00;45;33;01
Jerk
So speed is the name of the game with it? Yeah, that's an investigative situation.
00;45;33;03 - 00;45;46;09
Bitch
Yeah. And that's what we always like. We have a quickly processed crime scene. So, Dean, so is in such a great manner. So this is for Constance. Took a swan dive, which is a real nice thing to say. Dean.
00;45;46;11 - 00;45;47;26
Speaker 3
Yes, because that's great.
00;45;47;28 - 00;46;03;00
Jerk
Yeah. I'm gonna say around this point, just not to be like, just to give a fair warning. As someone who. This is the only episode of the show I've seen. Granted, I've seen it twice. Once pretty inebriated and once sober.
00;46;03;02 - 00;46;03;16
Speaker 3
Ish.
00;46;03;20 - 00;46;13;00
Jerk
Neither of these characters are, are people I'm finding particularly likable at this point. I just want to be upfront with that. Sam's kind of like,
00;46;13;03 - 00;46;14;19
Speaker 3
Like a.
00;46;14;19 - 00;46;15;11
Bitch
Whiny twitch.
00;46;15;17 - 00;46;26;10
Jerk
Yeah, he's kind of a bitch. And then Dean's kind of, like, dumb asshole. So it's like, really like, kind of like, I. I want to be like, okay, watch these characters and get your kind of pick.
00;46;26;10 - 00;46;26;18
Speaker 3
Like.
00;46;26;21 - 00;46;29;11
Bitch
Like just side with the car right now. Okay.
00;46;29;14 - 00;46;30;08
Jerk
I'm. I'm on your.
00;46;30;08 - 00;46;37;19
Bitch
Team, baby. Got it. Your team. It's okay. And speaking of baby, you know, some baby life.
00;46;37;23 - 00;46;39;07
Speaker 3
Baby comes to life and.
00;46;39;07 - 00;46;43;25
Bitch
Then it starts driving after her. And I'm just like, why are you fucking with this car? Let's just mean don't.
00;46;43;27 - 00;46;45;19
Jerk
Don't fuck with people's cars.
00;46;45;21 - 00;46;47;02
Speaker 3
It's just rude. You know, if you're.
00;46;47;03 - 00;47;06;02
Bitch
Girls, don't do it. So then they jump off the bridge and then I guess, like, Sam did the smart thing, and he hung on. And then Dean jumped into the water, which, you know, thankfully was a but also like. So when Constance jumped off the bridge, she died. And Dean, just like, is that really covered in mud?
00;47;06;04 - 00;47;07;01
Bitch
Yeah. So I.
00;47;07;01 - 00;47;07;29
Speaker 3
Guess maybe.
00;47;08;01 - 00;47;32;16
Bitch
Maybe the water depth change, but the height that you jump into, I don't know, supernatural physics just going the, but you know, so he's all muddy and smells like a toilet. All right. So then we're going to segue into hotel motel, Holiday Inn. So they find out, you know, the dad bought out a room for a month, which I was like at that hotel, like, is probably where, like, could be rented by the hour, but I guess also extended stay.
00;47;32;18 - 00;47;36;00
Jerk
So small town, they have all kinds of options.
00;47;36;03 - 00;47;45;29
Bitch
Yeah, but then they just lock pick their way into the room and I'm like, I'm sure that guy would have given you a key. Like he said, it was your dad. Like, would you give you a key like, yeah.
00;47;46;06 - 00;47;57;02
Jerk
Then I hold that whole little like didn't there was like some logical jumps there of things. Yeah. Okay. So you break into that room. Did you knock at your own room? You're still covered in mud, like what's going on? I don't know.
00;47;57;05 - 00;47;59;04
Bitch
Like he didn't stop. I'll take a shower first. I don't know.
00;47;59;04 - 00;48;03;13
Jerk
I mean, like, wash your hands and face. I don't know, like, you know, I was like,
00;48;03;15 - 00;48;21;08
Bitch
And so. And also if I'm a, I don't know. Anyways, so they walk into the room and there's, it's clearly like murder walls everywhere. Like, this is some. It looks like some serial killer shit, and there's, like, rotten food. And then Dean picks it up and smells it. I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't. If I see food that's rotten, I'm not going to pick it up and smell it.
00;48;21;09 - 00;48;26;04
Jerk
You don't know if it's rotten. It's a fast food hamburger. Some of those lasts a very long time, apparently.
00;48;26;06 - 00;48;31;12
Bitch
I was sure like if it was McDonald's, it it probably would just be fine, you know?
00;48;31;14 - 00;48;34;28
Jerk
But you seem very distressed by it. So. I mean, I don't know.
00;48;35;01 - 00;48;56;21
Bitch
It's too stressful. So, you know, then say I'm like, you know, very clearly says salt cat's eye shells. He was worried. Okay, so I had to look at cat's eye shells because I didn't know what that was. And so I found on Lucky mojo.com. So there, the foot closure of a sea snail. I was also called a turban shell or turbo.
00;48;56;21 - 00;49;17;12
Bitch
So I think that's the shell. That's the the snail that's in the Pixar movie turbo. I think he maybe, so I guess, like when turbo dies, you can use them to ward off things. So it was widely used in Europe and Middle East for protection against the evil eye. During the Victorian era, they were made into jewelry to ward off the evil eye.
00;49;17;15 - 00;49;30;21
Bitch
And because they have that natural shape, that you'd easily put them into, like rings or brooches. And in America, they're often found in hoodoo things. So, their regular component of hoodoo practice and have been around for a couple of centuries.
00;49;30;21 - 00;49;34;06
Speaker 3
So as a cat's eyes shelter. So I'm going to.
00;49;34;06 - 00;49;36;16
Bitch
Get those to ward off the ghost deeds in your house.
00;49;36;16 - 00;49;37;07
Speaker 3
Later.
00;49;37;09 - 00;49;42;01
Jerk
I might, and I will, except I don't I don't want to use that much salt, so that might be the next best option.
00;49;42;01 - 00;49;45;11
Speaker 3
A lot of salt helps us.
00;49;45;14 - 00;49;51;00
Jerk
Okay. You know, I was wondering what that was, so I'm glad you shared that knowledge for us.
00;49;51;03 - 00;50;21;26
Bitch
So let's go back to this room. Okay, so the murder walls. So some, like, one part of the wall makes sense, right? And so that's all, like, stuff about Constance. And then you have the other side of the wall, which maybe is has to do with the search for, like, what killed Mary because there's stuff like that was has like the Mortis dance, which is like the dance of death devils and demons and then like one leg, which is just like, this is a weird taxonomy grouping is the sirens, witches and the possessed, like, those are very different things, like I think deserve their own post-it note.
00;50;21;26 - 00;50;28;08
Bitch
Like if you saw my organized crime board in my room, like it's categorized, like you need to get some better categorization in there.
00;50;28;13 - 00;50;34;05
Speaker 3
Yeah, this will go together. I mean, not no, no.
00;50;34;07 - 00;50;40;05
Jerk
But yeah, better organization skills needed if you're going to make and you have a whole wall, you've got space to spread this out. Organize it.
00;50;40;05 - 00;50;40;23
Speaker 3
Go, go.
00;50;40;23 - 00;50;47;21
Bitch
Get some post-it notes. Go get some washi tape. You know, like you can make this a much better way, a much better logical way to follow it.
00;50;47;23 - 00;50;48;24
Speaker 3
And anyway.
00;50;48;24 - 00;50;59;27
Bitch
So then they finally bring up a woman in White's the first time we hear about it. But Tabitha found the corpse and destroyed it. But, you know, we don't know where that is, you know? So Sam actually can't.
00;50;59;27 - 00;51;03;02
Jerk
We don't know the corpses. Yeah, they talk about that.
00;51;03;04 - 00;51;23;21
Bitch
And apologizes to Dean, and we get, you know, another classic supernatural line, which is no chick flick moment and followed by jerk and bitch. And I also made glasses that say jerk and bitch. So that's pictures of these on her Instagram, because I clearly have too much time on my hands and like using laser cutters. Us all right.
00;51;23;21 - 00;51;42;01
Bitch
And they also flashed her a picture on the wall. And there's young, there's John and there's a young Sam and Dean, and Dean totally has a mullet in that picture. So if anybody was listening to Rock, it was Dean in that picture. And they go out to the parking lot and they're sheriffs, and Dean gets pops, he says his name is Ted Nugent.
00;51;42;03 - 00;51;43;12
Bitch
Everybody loves the moose.
00;51;45;04 - 00;51;48;15
Bitch
And the sheriff at least points out like there's a murder wall in there, like we said.
00;51;48;16 - 00;51;50;06
Jerk
But I also say that they.
00;51;50;08 - 00;51;55;18
Bitch
So you get to the crime scene. It was a when were you in, like, the murder war room? Like, when did they go look at that.
00;51;55;18 - 00;52;01;19
Jerk
That's what's weird. Was that like, the was the motel guy, like, in on it and like, I had already checked it out.
00;52;01;21 - 00;52;02;01
Speaker 3
And.
00;52;02;04 - 00;52;04;05
Bitch
Maybe, maybe like, there they were.
00;52;04;05 - 00;52;08;09
Jerk
Waiting to see what happened next, like, let those guys break in and then we'll see.
00;52;08;12 - 00;52;08;17
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;52;08;18 - 00;52;22;17
Bitch
Maybe like small town, you know, like the, the motel guy was, like, talking to sheriff, whatever his name is. And I was like, oh, you know, this guy checked in and I haven't seen him, but, you know, the maid when there and there's a murder. Well, I don't know.
00;52;22;19 - 00;52;23;03
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;52;23;05 - 00;52;25;11
Jerk
Certain food that she didn't throw away.
00;52;25;13 - 00;52;26;05
Speaker 3
Yeah.
00;52;26;08 - 00;52;41;05
Bitch
So then we go, you know, and and Dean is, you know, at the sheriff's office, and the sheriff opens up. Johnston. Darlene's like, well, what is this meeting point? Think this one page, it says Dean and some numbers. And like all the other shit that's in that journal.
00;52;41;10 - 00;52;55;07
Jerk
Right. That's what stands out to you. And you don't even know this guy's name is Dean. So you don't even apparently at this point still. So I don't even know why that page matters at all. But that's the page that stands out. It's like, that looks like nonsense. Everything else looks way freakier than that page.
00;52;55;10 - 00;53;13;10
Bitch
Yeah, but that's the that's what he went with. All right. So now we're going to go to Sam and Constance's grubby husband. I mean, if she killed herself, I, if I was married to that dude, I mean, I'm obviously please you. We're not promoting suicide. And if you feel the need to do want to commit suicide, just.
00;53;13;12 - 00;53;14;17
Jerk
Reach out to resources.
00;53;15;09 - 00;53;17;11
Speaker 3
But I'm sure.
00;53;17;12 - 00;53;23;21
Bitch
He is not. He is not an attractive man. And Constance looked like she was a pretty, pretty good looking chick.
00;53;23;23 - 00;53;28;14
Speaker 3
You could do better. Maybe he just did me. Well, this was a time later.
00;53;28;16 - 00;53;46;16
Bitch
They showed a picture of him later. He still wasn't cute, but, I mean, I guess small town life, I don't know. All right, so he meets up with a sketchy as fuck husband, and Sam's like, you ever hear of a woman in white? Or sometimes a weeping woman? They've been fighting for hundreds of years. Dozens of places in Hawaii.
00;53;46;16 - 00;53;50;08
Bitch
Mexico? Lately in Arizona. Yeah.
00;53;50;11 - 00;53;52;08
Jerk
It's good anecdote. I mean.
00;53;52;10 - 00;53;53;13
Speaker 3
I did.
00;53;53;15 - 00;54;11;09
Bitch
And it says, you know, when they were alive, their husbands were unfaithful to them. And then he goes on to explain some other things, and, when they found and when they find an unfaithful man, they kill him. So that would explain why Troy got splatter. Because he was going to to hump the ghost chick. Yeah.
00;54;11;09 - 00;54;33;02
Bitch
So the creepy man gets defensive. I mean, some weird man crying and goes away. So, at this point, you know, I want to talk about, you know, really, why the woman and why is, from a legend perspective. So, you know, she is called woman, and why are sometimes called the Lady in white or the white lady, but like a Karen just, you know, a regular white ladies.
00;54;33;03 - 00;54;52;06
Bitch
I think she's, like, wearing yoga pants or anything. But, I mean, they're all over walls. You know, where I grew up? In San Antonio. I knew it like La Llorona. So that was a weeping woman. So from example.com, the general term for this mythical creature is a white lady. So she a white lady?
00;54;52;12 - 00;55;09;29
Bitch
I feel really weird saying that, but, it is a type of female ghost or apparition, but is often seen in rural areas and associated with tragedy. The most common story behind this legend is that of a woman who takes her own life after being betrayed by her husband. We're fancy, but it was really cool because these stories, like I said, yeah, they're all over the world.
00;55;09;29 - 00;55;28;25
Bitch
And in fact, I found her article on Gizmodo and that said, you know, in Holland and Germany, they were said to be healers in gentle spirits. German legends had them appearing at noon and as being really pretty Dutch legends have them haunting graveyards during the night, and they the spirits of healers who pass from the earth. And they're not necessarily ghosts.
00;55;29;02 - 00;55;51;15
Bitch
Sometimes they were treated more as elves or spirits, and up in Ireland, they were wailing women or said to foretell death. So I think probably similar to the Banshees, that obviously down himself south in Mexico, we have a lot running. Legend. Legend where, you know, so this is one that I grew up with, that, she drowned her children and then lark by the water to to drown more.
00;55;51;19 - 00;55;53;27
Bitch
And it kind of goes on. I love her, but.
00;55;54;00 - 00;55;54;08
Speaker 3
This.
00;55;54;08 - 00;55;56;03
Bitch
Is the part where I'm going to scare the.
00;55;56;03 - 00;55;58;08
Speaker 3
Crap out of Diana.
00;55;58;10 - 00;55;59;11
Bitch
Okay, I will.
00;55;59;14 - 00;56;02;04
Speaker 3
Yeah, because that was upsetting story already.
00;56;02;06 - 00;56;12;04
Bitch
No, it's going to get more upsetting. I think you should turn the lights off and just really hunker down. So those of you who can't see the video, Diana just turned off the lights.
00;56;12;04 - 00;56;13;15
Jerk
On, all the lights on.
00;56;13;20 - 00;56;17;25
Bitch
I think she's got her dogs in there and just have a mess around her.
00;56;17;28 - 00;56;20;07
Jerk
It would be adorable, but yeah.
00;56;20;09 - 00;56;28;03
Bitch
So I'm going to tell you about one of the ladies in white. The white ladies that's in Dallas.
00;56;28;05 - 00;56;29;28
Speaker 3
White ladies.
00;56;30;01 - 00;56;31;29
Bitch
So this is a lady of white Rock.
00;56;31;29 - 00;56;35;05
Jerk
Lake, as I say, is at white Rock Lake, the lady of the lake. And I was like, yeah.
00;56;35;05 - 00;56;38;05
Bitch
Have you heard it?
00;56;38;07 - 00;56;38;21
Speaker 3
Yes.
00;56;38;23 - 00;56;46;11
Bitch
All right. So we're going to get a little detail of this. All right. So a really the first time this legend came around was,
00;56;46;21 - 00;57;08;21
Bitch
me it really came down was in:00;57;08;24 - 00;57;26;27
Bitch
When they switched their headlights on, they saw a woman in white coming towards them, a young woman dressed in a sheer wet white dress, and she spoke in a faltering voice. I'm sorry to intrude, and I would not under any other circumstances, but I must find a way home immediately. My boat overturned. The others are safe, and I must get home.
00;57;27;04 - 00;57;35;14
Bitch
So she climbs into the room, both saying that she not did not wish to get the young lady wet, and then she gave them an address in Oak Cliff. I'm not sitting here.
00;57;35;20 - 00;57;37;27
Speaker 3
She can't get no, no, cliff.
00;57;37;27 - 00;57;38;18
Jerk
Now.
00;57;38;21 - 00;57;43;05
Bitch
Which, Diane is very familiar with that neighborhood.
00;57;43;08 - 00;57;46;13
Jerk
It might be a side of town that I spend a lot of time in.
00;57;46;16 - 00;58;06;16
Bitch
So maybe it was your house now. So when they ask for directions, they turned around. Of course, the rumble seat was empty. And what? They went to the address, and there's a sad man at the door, and she said, this is, you know, it's like you're the third couples come to me the story. Three weeks ago, while still in white Rock Lake, my daughter drowned.
00;58;06;18 - 00;58;09;01
Speaker 3
Oh, I just got goosebumps.
00;58;09;01 - 00;58;28;17
Bitch
So in:00;58;28;19 - 00;58;45;23
Bitch
And the directors of this play for Neiman Marcus spot her standing as if she just walked up from the beach. Upon seeing the girl standing in the beams of their head like Mrs. Malloy. Say, stop, guy. That girl seems to be in trouble. She must have fallen in the lake. Her dress is wet, yet you can tell that is a very fine dress.
00;58;45;29 - 00;59;03;17
Bitch
She certainly got it at the store. So this may have been a commercial for Neiman Marcus? I'm not sure. So on this one, they go to Gaston Avenue in Lakewood, so they don't go to Oak Cliffs as an old saver. So basically how long hair began to dry in the night breeze and then, you know, of course, you know, the chick.
00;59;03;17 - 00;59;32;03
Bitch
a girl named Holly Garcia in:00;59;32;11 - 00;59;43;03
Bitch
think like that story in the:00;59;43;03 - 00;59;44;20
Speaker 3
And what.
00;59;44;23 - 00;59;48;11
Bitch
I'm assuming it says a small plane, but yeah, but if it's.
00;59;48;13 - 00;59;50;16
Jerk
Not, yeah, I mean, it's not a big deal.
00;59;50;18 - 01;00;07;20
Bitch
owning, and then like, in the:01;00;08;11 - 01;00;09;24
Jerk
You can't swim in that lake.
01;00;09;26 - 01;00;22;04
Bitch
So, okay, but this is, you know, what are the reasons why you should be safe now? According there is a YouTube channel for a Dallas guy named Savage Mr.. Who goes around looking for ghost things. Do you know him?
01;00;22;04 - 01;00;25;07
Jerk
Savage? Mr.. I do not know Savage, miss.
01;00;25;07 - 01;00;27;09
Bitch
You know no. Savage. Now. Okay.
01;00;27;11 - 01;00;28;29
Speaker 3
No. I'm.
01;00;29;02 - 01;00;30;08
Jerk
Sorry to disappoint.
01;00;30;10 - 01;00;32;13
Bitch
However you make it to the.
01;00;32;16 - 01;00;32;27
Speaker 3
No.
01;00;32;28 - 01;00;35;08
Jerk
I mean, I mean, anything is possible.
01;00;35;11 - 01;00;36;20
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;00;36;22 - 01;00;53;21
Bitch
site and some other places in:01;00;53;21 - 01;01;05;07
Bitch
And then, and then she crossed over and then apparently they say, like after that, the sightings kind of ceased. But, but if you want to find out more.
01;01;05;09 - 01;01;05;17
Speaker 3
For.
01;01;05;17 - 01;01;27;24
Bitch
40 bucks, you can go ghost hunting for her and also see Flagpole Hill haunting. So haunted rooms.com. They have a Texas ghost hunt. So if you want to pay 40 bucks, you can go down there and you can go to white Rock Lake and look for ghosts and also take you to Flag Pole Hill, which apparently is also really haunted.
01;01;27;27 - 01;01;47;14
Bitch
he home was finished. Then in:01;01;47;17 - 01;01;58;22
Bitch
And then another man who had lured the house with, with drugs. But apparently, like apparitions, they're rocks in themselves. Like your car if you go there. So you don't take us there.
01;01;58;29 - 01;02;00;06
Speaker 3
Oh, definitely not.
01;02;00;07 - 01;02;01;09
Bitch
Or something. I mean.
01;02;01;09 - 01;02;17;02
Jerk
I just I mean, it's funny that you even imply that I would go intentionally to a place that was haunted. I think you've mentioned it before where we talk about travel. You're like, we want to stay out of doing this haunted hotel. I'm like, have fun. I'll be in the non haunted hotel. As I say, it's someone that works in like historic buildings a lot.
01;02;17;02 - 01;02;29;12
Jerk
And here's creepy shit. I just, I walk away quickly. That's my response to these things. I don't like it. I mean, I'm not like upset by like the afterlife in general, but I just really don't want to personally hear that.
01;02;29;12 - 01;02;30;16
Bitch
By ghostly.
01;02;30;19 - 01;02;33;16
Jerk
I mean, I don't want to personally interact with the afterlife.
01;02;33;19 - 01;02;42;15
Bitch
I am more scared of the living. Oh, I am a ghost. Is there? Just want to hang out? Anyhow, okay, so.
01;02;42;15 - 01;02;43;09
Speaker 3
That is a.
01;02;43;09 - 01;02;44;28
Bitch
Legend of the lady.
01;02;45;01 - 01;02;47;05
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah, maybe a light.
01;02;47;08 - 01;03;12;16
Jerk
Is a thing. Yeah. So, another take on. It's interesting. And it's good to get a too good basis for a a vengeful slash wrong spirit to have a reason to be tied to the earth kind of a thing. I mean, it's it they're they're premises, you know? I don't want to use the word logic because we're talking about ghosts.
01;03;12;16 - 01;03;14;02
Bitch
And ghosts can be logical.
01;03;14;02 - 01;03;15;08
Jerk
I'm not saying ghosts.
01;03;15;09 - 01;03;16;03
Speaker 3
Surreal or normal.
01;03;16;03 - 01;03;41;05
Jerk
Saying they're logical or not. I just feel weird using that word in this context. But either way, the the, the the sequencing tracks, I don't know, whatever, whatever way we want to say it, it makes sense. Let's, you know, so, so we've got the backstory. Husband was a dick because he reacts in a way that obviously he was upset by the situation and the accusation, which means, he was guilty as hell.
01;03;41;07 - 01;03;55;28
Jerk
Being a cheater, as. Is this in line with their, their woman in white, law. So. All right, so there we are. And, is this about the time we get to a, well, place paper clip?
01;03;56;01 - 01;03;57;11
Speaker 3
We do.
01;03;57;11 - 01;04;04;24
Bitch
So, go into the sheriff's office, and so the sheriff decides to leave Dean alone.
01;04;05;01 - 01;04;07;28
Jerk
Is emergency, and I want one call from Sam.
01;04;08;00 - 01;04;18;19
Bitch
Yeah. So the logical thing is, I am going to handcuff a suspected criminal to a desk, but do not have a holding cell in this jail. Like a room or something. So I was in.
01;04;18;19 - 01;04;19;25
Speaker 3
A big hurry.
01;04;19;27 - 01;04;32;28
Bitch
Okay, so he handcuffs? Yeah, he handcuffs into there, and then, Dean uses a paper clip to to lock pick it. So I did research it. There are a lot of videos and how to pick because of paper clips, and it actually doesn't look that hard.
01;04;33;00 - 01;04;34;11
Jerk
So note to self.
01;04;34;13 - 01;04;45;02
Bitch
Note to self that what you know, we can get out of handcuffs with paper clip. But also, I mean, he handcuffed him to a drawer so you could just also take the drawer out of the desk and walk away.
01;04;46;11 - 01;04;53;05
Bitch
That there is nothing secure about this here. The dumbest sheriff ever. Also, like, there's no secretaries or anything.
01;04;53;05 - 01;04;54;03
Speaker 3
It's just like me.
01;04;54;03 - 01;05;01;20
Jerk
No one there. There's no one answer the phone. If there's another 911 call, they are all screwed.
01;05;01;23 - 01;05;06;05
Speaker 3
So it's only like a lot of cops. So,
01;05;06;08 - 01;05;17;00
Bitch
Anyway, so, you know, teens, kids, adults. And then we find out that Sam, that cheeky little monkey, he made the 901 call to get him.
01;05;18;15 - 01;05;24;25
Bitch
So they're on the phone. Sam. Sam is talking on the phone while he's driving, which we know is very dangerous. Get some hand tree and believe.
01;05;24;28 - 01;05;27;17
Jerk
Didn't have that then. Wasn't an option.
01;05;27;20 - 01;05;34;03
Bitch
They never put it. Well, they just I guess I never, like, customize the stereo at this point. So like, there's no, like Bluetooth in the car.
01;05;34;06 - 01;05;37;19
Speaker 3
I never did Franklin.
01;05;37;22 - 01;05;41;04
Jerk
That's right. Well, in this period, in that period of time, there was not a lot of Bluetooth.
01;05;41;11 - 01;05;48;10
Bitch
I mean, but also, I mean, knowing your car and the engine that's in. And I also know my car and the engine's not in it.
01;05;48;13 - 01;05;50;05
Jerk
Very difficult to talk on the phone.
01;05;50;11 - 01;05;56;06
Bitch
Yeah. You can't not like you cannot hear anything when you're driving. Much less than a cell phone from that.
01;05;56;06 - 01;06;00;07
Jerk
Well, not well no, that's a challenge.
01;06;00;10 - 01;06;19;04
Bitch
So anyways. But apparently he's got really good reception on his phone. And he's, you know, so he's driving on the road talking to Dean. They're talking about the coordinates. Dad left, and then Sam runs through the house, so there's, like, ectoplasm all through the car. There's not, but they should be. And then, like I said, now she's in the car.
01;06;19;04 - 01;06;23;27
Bitch
Like he read it. He ran through her, and now she's just back there. At least she's not finger being herself anymore.
01;06;23;27 - 01;06;26;05
Jerk
But it's a convenient way to get into the vehicle.
01;06;26;08 - 01;06;26;19
Speaker 3
Sure.
01;06;26;25 - 01;06;31;28
Bitch
Yeah. It's a good way to to put yourself in there. And then she starts messing with the locks and start auto driving.
01;06;31;28 - 01;06;34;08
Jerk
And it's creepy. Don't like that. Don't like that.
01;06;34;12 - 01;06;35;25
Bitch
Start messing with somebody's car.
01;06;35;25 - 01;06;38;09
Speaker 3
Don't fuck with people's car.
01;06;38;12 - 01;07;03;27
Bitch
So she's in the car and she's screwing with the locks and she starts auto driving. This isn't being a literal taxi driver. Sorry for that poem. It's what she's doing. And then she's like, I can never go home and then dance. And then Sam's like, you're scared to go home. She basically drives the car to her house, and then she's like, in the front seat and starts dry humping Sam and then starts kissing him and then starts shoving like her hands and his chest, his zombie face.
01;07;04;04 - 01;07;07;06
Bitch
And this is why, when the only notes for my are drunk wipes.
01;07;07;06 - 01;07;08;10
Speaker 3
That I could have read.
01;07;08;12 - 01;07;11;06
Bitch
The only thing it said there was ghost chlamydia.
01;07;11;08 - 01;07;15;20
Speaker 3
So. I,
01;07;15;23 - 01;07;22;13
Jerk
I it's, I mean, it's it's very it's very sexual assault. She's a little she's a little aggressive. It's not not as she.
01;07;22;14 - 01;07;23;22
Bitch
Could not get consent.
01;07;23;22 - 01;07;28;12
Jerk
It is it is not. Okay. And he was saying that I'm not a cheater. And she's like, you will.
01;07;28;12 - 01;07;31;01
Speaker 3
Be like that. Is that you're.
01;07;31;03 - 01;07;34;02
Bitch
Judging him like this. He he doesn't look like a cheater. He looks like a very.
01;07;34;03 - 01;07;37;14
Speaker 3
No, she's I'm sure she's been there. I mean, that's like not.
01;07;37;14 - 01;07;46;13
Jerk
Not okay to make those kind of assumptions about an individual and their character. And, and then she starts getting real creepy face. But that's okay.
01;07;46;16 - 01;07;46;23
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;07;46;23 - 01;07;51;14
Bitch
So this is, as I think you're saying, but it goes like a weird zombie thing. And it's kind of a.
01;07;51;14 - 01;07;53;20
Jerk
Weird change in, depiction of.
01;07;53;20 - 01;07;55;04
Speaker 3
Her at that point. Yeah, because she.
01;07;55;04 - 01;07;56;05
Bitch
Wasn't doing this before.
01;07;56;05 - 01;08;01;29
Jerk
No, that's new at this point. But also, she starts getting shot in the face about this point, too.
01;08;01;29 - 01;08;02;19
Speaker 3
So, yeah.
01;08;02;19 - 01;08;10;04
Bitch
So Linda shoots out the window of his car, which I'm sorry, I was it was shot out the window of my car. I would've at least open the door like I.
01;08;10;06 - 01;08;12;18
Speaker 3
Was car window. Open the door. But okay, but.
01;08;12;21 - 01;08;19;02
Bitch
Can you imagine trying to replace a window? And just like, how hard that would be? I don't like having to find that glass. And then.
01;08;19;02 - 01;08;23;01
Speaker 3
Couldn't we talk about it? Okay, we're not going to.
01;08;23;04 - 01;08;34;04
Bitch
Okay, so with this paint, Sam gets even worse. The baby, and he drives her through the fucking house with the car. Looks okay. And I'm like, I don't know why. Like, you drove it through a wall and.
01;08;34;06 - 01;08;35;13
Speaker 3
Then they stay.
01;08;35;16 - 01;08;51;19
Jerk
But it's like, kind of like a double implication. Like they act like the car is fine, but also he, like, is having trouble getting out of it. And I'm like, well, you didn't, like, crushed your legs in the dash. So that's a good thing. But also I mean, later, I mean, obviously there's some front end damage like the like, like headlight out and stuff, but that's so yeah.
01;08;51;21 - 01;08;53;18
Bitch
Lost headlight. That's a, that's it.
01;08;53;18 - 01;08;59;29
Jerk
That's all you got driving into a house by the way. Drive driving new house. I just replace the headlight. You're good. You're good. No damage.
01;09;00;03 - 01;09;02;11
Speaker 3
Yeah. It's like how do you.
01;09;02;13 - 01;09;07;16
Jerk
Finding a good paint body guys. Very difficult by the way. So God bless them for that.
01;09;07;18 - 01;09;14;11
Bitch
Yeah. Oh my God. They're going to have to put baby like off the road for like four months just to get like together. Sorry I didn't mean to make you cry.
01;09;14;13 - 01;09;18;09
Jerk
In the real world. That is how it goes. That's why I'm like.
01;09;18;12 - 01;09;19;05
Speaker 3
Oh.
01;09;19;08 - 01;09;22;05
Bitch
I know. Now see, that's even worse in the ghosties.
01;09;22;08 - 01;09;29;29
Jerk
It is. That's how it is. Worse of the good scenes. I'll take. I'll take the damn ghost. Just find me some dating body that tastes like. Takes less than three months to like.
01;09;30;01 - 01;09;31;08
Speaker 3
Yeah. All right. Okay.
01;09;31;10 - 01;09;47;01
Bitch
All right, so we're in the house. The ghost chick sees this picture. Her family see her portrait, or. Baby, this JCPenney is on it where they check it, and then she starts getting real uppity, and then she starts throwing furniture everywhere, and then her ghost children show up and they're wet and fuck ghost children.
01;09;47;03 - 01;10;03;21
Jerk
I see two comments about the ghost children. So first off, if you did notice earlier in the episode they used that exact same photo they showed it when it was on the wall before it got knocked off, but her face was very shadowed, so you couldn't tell it was her. Oh, there you go. And then also those kids look a little old.
01;10;03;24 - 01;10;04;20
Speaker 3
Right?
01;10;04;23 - 01;10;08;24
Bitch
I think we talked about this when we are drunk and we we may have forgotten this, but like.
01;10;08;27 - 01;10;10;13
Speaker 3
They, they, they go to, like.
01;10;10;13 - 01;10;22;24
Jerk
The half that age. But I thought those kids. Oh, yeah, those kids are a little large. They, like one of them would have run off. Those kids should been like half that age. That was like a freaking, like nine year old. Like I was thinking like, you know, like under five.
01;10;22;24 - 01;10;23;23
Speaker 3
Is what I was expecting.
01;10;23;25 - 01;10;37;28
Bitch
I guess she could have drugged them. And then shoved them in a bathtub, I don't know, but also, fuck off, Sheldon, I see I can't handle creepy, creepy children. Creepy doll says those are like, the things that I am not. Okay with. Ghost.
01;10;37;28 - 01;10;41;20
Jerk
Children. You're not okay with regular ghosts. You're good.
01;10;41;22 - 01;10;59;05
Bitch
Yeah. I think maybe it's because I just, you know, I think regular children also scare me, so they can then like, the ghost version that was, like, twice as bad. Okay. So anyways, so then, like, the hugger and there's a whole bunch of weird ghosts, and then they, they there's an a black hole.
01;10;59;07 - 01;11;15;25
Jerk
That makes a weird drain sound at the end of it. There's like an artificial like, oh, like, I think at the end I was like, I was like, oh, that was really creepy. And he got real cheesy and went from creepy to cheesy very quickly, just because that sound effects kind of like to, to ruin the end of that moment.
01;11;15;25 - 01;11;16;15
Jerk
I don't know.
01;11;16;17 - 01;11;17;09
Speaker 3
It's kind of funny. Yeah.
01;11;17;09 - 01;11;24;07
Bitch
And then also, I mean, I guess like their shoulder or taking her to wherever to hell, but, I mean, she drowned her children, so fuck her like, kind.
01;11;24;07 - 01;11;26;23
Jerk
Of cool that her own kids that she killed are taking her to hell.
01;11;26;28 - 01;11;29;10
Bitch
That's that's a just participant. Yeah.
01;11;29;13 - 01;11;31;08
Speaker 3
There are my works for me.
01;11;31;10 - 01;11;42;21
Bitch
That also means, I guess she ever have been in this house before, but I was like, why that? So then also, these poor kids have just been, like, hanging out the house of nobody there for like, 20 years. Like, where are the ghost children even doing the.
01;11;42;21 - 01;11;43;08
Speaker 3
Why are the ghost.
01;11;43;08 - 01;11;46;23
Jerk
Children stuck there? Those poor freaking souls they are.
01;11;46;24 - 01;11;52;09
Bitch
They suck. They had unfinished business that they need to catch the murderer of their mother.
01;11;52;11 - 01;11;54;19
Speaker 3
Well, okay, they had their babies.
01;11;54;19 - 01;12;01;03
Jerk
Are real bad kids that they were going to hell. I mean, come on now. They took it. They just had to deliver her baby.
01;12;01;03 - 01;12;05;02
Bitch
I maybe they were like UPS or something. And that how to like, you know, drop her off.
01;12;05;02 - 01;12;07;00
Speaker 3
But okay.
01;12;07;02 - 01;12;10;18
Jerk
Anyways, like little kids going to hell is kind of freaky, but. All right, there we go.
01;12;10;20 - 01;12;21;25
Bitch
Yeah. So then, you know Dean butcher that Sam, like, you know, if you screwed up my car, I'll kill you. And, like, he drove it through a fucking house. Of course he screwed up your car when you get smacked. But then we see them driving down the road. There's just that light out.
01;12;21;28 - 01;12;22;12
Jerk
Just out ahead.
01;12;22;12 - 01;12;23;03
Speaker 3
Like I think that's it.
01;12;23;08 - 01;12;26;00
Bitch
That's a like, there's not even a flat tire. Like.
01;12;26;07 - 01;12;27;19
Speaker 3
Just like, let's go.
01;12;27;25 - 01;12;35;21
Jerk
There. I mean, the porch. No problem. Drove right through it. Well no problem. Drove right through it in the living room. No problem. Golden.
01;12;35;24 - 01;12;39;02
Speaker 3
That's it. Just I had like, All right.
01;12;39;05 - 01;12;51;16
Bitch
So Sam figures out the coordinates for. I don't know how he threw this out the car, but. Okay, so he does. He figures out that it's a Blackwater Ridge, Colorado, which is apparently 600 miles away. And he's like, but I have to go to my interview.
01;12;51;16 - 01;12;52;24
Speaker 3
I took a law school.
01;12;52;26 - 01;13;12;08
Bitch
And then Dean's all passive aggressive. He was like, whatever. But I guess, you know, I guess being a passive aggressive, as much as I try not to, I would be like, I'm fine. That is fine. Like, you want you want to go to law school or not look for died. Whatever. I believe I have had that conversation with my brother, not about law school, but in general, like whatever.
01;13;12;11 - 01;13;26;24
Bitch
All right, so we get back to Stanford, and then we know Dean's just driving away and he's got all sad bro face, and we go, And Sam gets back in the house and the shower is running, and he's laying there, and then we get the damn blood drip.
01;13;26;24 - 01;13;29;09
Speaker 3
Again to the.
01;13;29;09 - 01;13;34;26
Bitch
Blood group is back, the awkward poses back, and Jessica is attached to the ceiling.
01;13;34;29 - 01;13;35;20
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;13;35;23 - 01;13;40;28
Jerk
Her eyes were creepier than mom's were. I thought. Not that I could.
01;13;41;05 - 01;13;43;28
Bitch
Get eyes that eyes from being it because I see a.
01;13;43;28 - 01;13;49;28
Jerk
Black face, blacked out eyes, I don't know, like they were, like, darker, I don't know, I was weird and then. And then she catches on fire.
01;13;49;29 - 01;13;51;01
Speaker 3
Obviously, you know.
01;13;51;03 - 01;13;53;22
Bitch
And then also Dean burst so clearly I guess Dean came.
01;13;53;22 - 01;13;54;09
Speaker 3
Back.
01;13;54;12 - 01;14;09;19
Jerk
Right? Like, I mean, like, how did he know to come back? Like what? The. I don't know where that came from. Or was he just coming back to convince his brother to come with him because he thought he could at that point? Or was it that he sent something which would be a whole other level? But I don't know at this point.
01;14;09;19 - 01;14;15;11
Jerk
So the more I thought about this, because like the whole thing now, oh, I like I'll let you, but I'll get back to like my new thoughts.
01;14;15;11 - 01;14;16;01
Speaker 3
But no Gary.
01;14;16;01 - 01;14;16;18
Bitch
Any thoughts?
01;14;16;18 - 01;14;36;16
Jerk
Okay, so the more I'm thinking about this, I'm like the whole family like mission because of their dad and these boys whose entire life has been centered around chasing crazy shit, is that they're trying to figure out what the hell killed their mom, right? That's that's what this all ties back to. Where it came from is they're trying to figure out why this crazy thing happened to their mother.
01;14;36;16 - 01;14;54;26
Jerk
Where she was posing in a wildly uncomfortable position on the ceiling of the house, dripping blood, and then caught on fire. And now, all of a sudden, Sam's girlfriend, who, I mean, I don't know how long they've been together. They don't really get into that. But either way, his girlfriend is on the ceiling, dripping blood in an awkward position, and catches on fire.
01;14;54;28 - 01;15;17;29
Jerk
So I feel like this is not a common phenomenon. So there is it's not something. It's not like a oh, this is an ongoing legend. This is something that just happens to people. So there has to be a tie in. So obviously, in my opinion, because I'm not this is my only episode I've ever seen, so I don't know what it means at all at this point.
01;15;17;29 - 01;15;42;21
Jerk
But the baby that the creepy shadow dude was standing over was Sam. And then Sam's girlfriend. And that's when mom, mommy gets, you know, fried on the ceiling. And now Sam, the girlfriend gets fried on the ceiling. So what? What is it with Sam? Because it's got to be tied to Sam then, right? I mean, that's I mean, I, I never, but that's my first thought after seeing after, like, thinking about it more.
01;15;42;24 - 01;15;43;11
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;15;43;13 - 01;15;45;12
Bitch
Than Sam is Floofy hair.
01;15;45;15 - 01;15;49;06
Jerk
Sam. Oh, man. That hair. Both of them. Neither of them have good hair.
01;15;49;08 - 01;15;54;00
Bitch
Neither. Not on this. Not in this episode. But yeah, I saw it. Anyway. I think that's hard to do in Netflix.
01;15;54;06 - 01;15;59;29
Jerk
I'm not watching Netflix. Kind of like show like a screenshot from like a future where I'm like, okay, their hair gets better, thank God.
01;16;00;04 - 01;16;17;11
Bitch
Yeah, I don't know, Jared Padalecki. His hair ever actually does get better. We'll talk about my my it gets better for a time. And then it just I also just don't like Floofy hair. It's just not my thing. But I have a very hateful relationship with Sam's hair. So we'll get into that as we go along, but.
01;16;17;13 - 01;16;37;12
Bitch
Okay. Yeah. I mean, okay, so that's Diana's theory. You know, this has to type out the samples. We'll see if that plays out. All right, so back here, finishing up the episode, so, you know, so she's got that weird, like, dragon shell fire around her. They escape, I guess, deemed, and carry Sam out this time like a little football one.
01;16;37;12 - 01;16;46;25
Bitch
That would have been great if he was, like, adorable. It would have been adorable. But I guess they ran out there. And so they're outside and, like, one there.
01;16;46;26 - 01;16;47;28
Speaker 3
Was smoke.
01;16;47;28 - 01;17;08;25
Bitch
tory house in Palo Alto. It's:01;17;08;27 - 01;17;09;27
Speaker 3
I don't know.
01;17;10;00 - 01;17;17;14
Bitch
But anyway, so they're outside and, you know, and then you show this flash to Sam at the trunk and he's rocking a shotgun, and it one.
01;17;17;15 - 01;17;18;16
Speaker 3
There's a bunch of.
01;17;18;16 - 01;17;24;23
Bitch
People around, and it's like nobody noticing this dude on a campus, like, racking a shotgun.
01;17;24;25 - 01;17;27;29
Jerk
Are they even legal in California? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
01;17;28;02 - 01;17;34;14
Bitch
It's it's pretty insane. I don't know, but, Yeah. It's probably not that sort of like.
01;17;34;17 - 01;17;37;29
Jerk
Like on randomly on the street, like in the city.
01;17;38;01 - 01;17;41;05
Bitch
And also, was it a kind of like a sort of like, are there pump action?
01;17;41;05 - 01;17;42;24
Speaker 3
Sort of. Is that a thing? Yeah.
01;17;42;27 - 01;17;50;26
Jerk
I guess I mean, anything's to start off, if you got sort of like suck at it, I mean any, any shotgun can be sort of.
01;17;50;29 - 01;17;52;26
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;17;52;29 - 01;17;57;18
Bitch
Well, anyhow, that, that would be illegal in California and everywhere else in the, in the United States, as far as I.
01;17;57;19 - 01;18;03;02
Jerk
Don't how many inches it still is, but yes. So, yeah. Yes.
01;18;03;05 - 01;18;03;29
Speaker 3
It does.
01;18;04;02 - 01;18;09;27
Bitch
And so but that he's like, so I don't even know why he's loading the shotgun. This now.
01;18;09;29 - 01;18;11;04
Speaker 3
I didn't see with it.
01;18;11;10 - 01;18;14;04
Jerk
Who's shoot fire man.
01;18;14;07 - 01;18;14;23
Speaker 3
Right.
01;18;14;25 - 01;18;20;00
Bitch
So he racks it and then like he drops it in the trunk and he's like, we have work to do.
01;18;20;03 - 01;18;20;09
Speaker 3
Yeah.
01;18;20;09 - 01;18;33;28
Bitch
And and that's ready to go out. So, Yeah. So that was the pilot episode of supernatural. So what are your overall size? And, and does it make you want to keep watching the series?
01;18;34;01 - 01;18;35;23
Jerk
Yeah, I'm interested to see what happens. I don't have.
01;18;35;23 - 01;18;36;15
Bitch
A choice, but.
01;18;36;16 - 01;18;58;22
Jerk
Oh, no, I mean, I'm, I'm I'm committed, but, so I'm interested to see a few things, like, I'm. I am intrigued on the, knowing that knowing something about the show and that they I know they follow different like, legends and more like, that's kind of cool to have that change up. I mean, I because I'm aware of that conceptually about the show, not that I know much about episodes or anything that's going to be pretty cool.
01;18;58;27 - 01;19;05;22
Jerk
I'm intrigued to see if I continue to actively dislike the main characters and have to root for the car.
01;19;05;24 - 01;19;10;22
Bitch
So, I mean, I was going to ask if you were a teen, Sam or Dean, but I think we just submitted we're Gene baby.
01;19;10;29 - 01;19;24;01
Jerk
Yeah, yeah, I'm Teen Baby at this point. And, I mean, I may I can be team shotgun, too. I don't know, like, that was pretty cool, but that's that that part of the weapons trunk kind of team.
01;19;24;01 - 01;19;25;16
Speaker 3
Sharon Dean.
01;19;25;17 - 01;19;44;19
Jerk
Team trunk. Team trunk. And so, but, yeah, I mean, like, I, I'm intrigued. I will tell you that I am into it enough that I'm not, like, upset about continuing, but it's going to have to like, I need a little more. So I'm I'm excited to see what's next. Does that make sense?
01;19;44;21 - 01;20;04;29
Bitch
Yeah, totally. Get it. And for those of you you know who haven't watched the series before, I know you're just starting a lot. Just like I had a, my personal opinion on this for the first season is that, you know, it's it's kind of serious, but it's we're skating through, like, there's a whole bunch of backstories. The lore is really great.
01;20;05;02 - 01;20;11;23
Bitch
I always love a good legend. So, you know, stick with it. And the show gets even better and better as it goes on.
01;20;11;23 - 01;20;13;09
Speaker 3
Through 15.
01;20;13;09 - 01;20;16;14
Bitch
Seasons are going to be here forever.
01;20;16;16 - 01;20;16;26
Speaker 3
Now we're going.
01;20;16;26 - 01;20;28;09
Jerk
To we're going to have to double up on some of these weeks. I think I think starting off with one is this is the wise thing to go in there. But yeah, I think, we'll probably need to see that first set the entire time.
01;20;28;11 - 01;20;31;20
Bitch
Yeah, I think, and just for ever, the people's time. I mean, as much.
01;20;31;20 - 01;20;32;08
Speaker 3
As.
01;20;32;11 - 01;20;50;10
Bitch
So kind of our game plan, guys. So this is you know, we're going to try and drop these, I think every other week. And so doubling up in the episode should make sense. So, we're going to keep doing this on Thursdays. So your Thursday nights are not devoid of Sam and Dean. We want to make sure that's still there.
01;20;50;13 - 01;21;13;10
Bitch
And so if you want to follow us, I was you can follow us on Twitter. Devil's trap Pod. You can follow us on Instagram at Devil's Trap podcast. You can email us, email Diana ghost stories or she'll love that. It really scary things. So really want to get into them. So you can email us at Devil's Trap at Devil's Trap podcast.com.
01;21;13;13 - 01;21;17;15
Bitch
And obviously like subscribe to the series.
01;21;17;15 - 01;21;23;03
Speaker 3
And I think that's going to do it for their first episode. Who? We did it.
01;21;23;06 - 01;21;24;17
Bitch
Well. Cheers, jerk.
01;21;24;20 - 01;21;39;14
Jerk
Cheers, bitch.
01;21;39;17 - 01;21;52;04
Speaker 3
Devil's trap podcast is, don't be a dick. Production. Yount.
01;21;52;06 - 01;22;09;22
Speaker 3
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