6:11 Appointment in Samarra
We discuss Supernatural Season 6 Episode 11 "Appointment in Samarra." To get us in the mood, Liz gives a dramatic reading from William Somerset Maugham's 1933 play Sheppey. Tessa is now know as Madame Tessa the boss bitch. And we shall all repeat her mantra: Its not my job to be your damn babysitter.
Transcript
Bitch:
but the wine is so delicious.
Jerk:
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana.
Bitch:
I'm Liz.
Jerk:
And this week we're talking season six, episode 11, Appointment in Samara.
Bitch:
Ooh, such a lovely, lovely word. Samara.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
That's your ASMR for the week. And I hate ASMR. So there you go.
Jerk:
That's all you get.
Bitch:
That's all you get.
Jerk:
Oh, goodness. So I made a little trip down to San Antonio this weekend
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
and got to go run around with Liz a little bit.
Bitch:
Well, yeah, I took Diana to some places, most of which that I've never been to before.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
We went to a new, I would say it's new to me. I don't know how new of a bar it is, but there is a goth craft cocktail bar called Near Dark, and
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
it was adorable.
Jerk:
super cute.
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
thought
Jerk:
Great
Bitch:
it was
Jerk:
cocktails.
Bitch:
cute. Really
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
cute bat decorations outside and hooks, which we learned unfortunately, Who knew?
Jerk:
not very, no. And then I got to go to Tiki Bar and have fun, it's a really well done Tiki Bar, Huggman's Oasis.
Bitch:
Oh my God, it is so pretty. That
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
place is so pretty, but it was also just a little crowded. Like it wasn't too crowded, but I could have done with it like maybe like 10% less.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Just so you get more bar attention. I think like
Jerk:
Alright.
Bitch:
that was a problem. Like I didn't mind the amount of people in there, but the staff to people ratio
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
wasn't enough to cover it.
Jerk:
well, and then tiki bars, I always take a minute because they're complex drinks, but
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
it just, it makes it even worse then. And then, uh, and then pop down over to Esquire and the Esquire.
Bitch:
It is the S-square Tavern.
Jerk:
And with the longest, um, wooden bar in Texas or something.
Bitch:
That's that is what it is. It's it is a very long, long bar. And not just like by a man standards, like it's it's actually a
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
really
Jerk:
like actually
Bitch:
long
Jerk:
a very
Bitch:
bar.
Jerk:
long bar. Yeah.
Bitch:
And it's very pretty. It is a beautiful, beautiful place.
Jerk:
And they're
Bitch:
And.
Jerk:
downstairs bars so cool.
Bitch:
It's so cool, as we all know, the Esquire is haunted. And so downstairs, it's full of all these fish and they look like they're all mounted like Billy Bass fish. So I'm just like, I know ghosts are down there at
Jerk:
making
Bitch:
night
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
Billy Bass song, because that is what I would do.
Jerk:
Yeah, that checks.
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah, so, well, that's about all I've been going on. What do you well, and, you know, and one of my one of one of babes kiddos is staying with us for a minute. So we got an extra person in our household and that's always fun.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
So,
Bitch:
full
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
house.
Jerk:
full house.
Bitch:
Nobody
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
has an Uncle Jesse, or I don't know if you're trying to get into college or anything, but
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
yeah, beyond that, just living the dream of working too much and having too complex of a personal life, and
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
a podcast that I love, and all those things that you, we all try and balance, but sometimes life just goes, hey, I'm gonna smack you with a bugle. because a Pugel is a stick they use on American gladiators. They're also what we should be giving to each other so that we can just hit people with when they're being stupid.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
As we'll learn through this episode, I think I have some people that I wanna hit with Pugels. So I think the other thing is we ended up at S-A-B-G, I always, I can't, terrible with acronyms and I hate that people call it by that. So South Austin Beer Garden has music bingo on Monday nights. and they have different categories. And so if you win, you get to pick the next category, right? So
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
it started off with 90s bands and then it went to the aughts. And then somebody, oh, then it was car tunes. So it was songs about cars, like, you know, C-A-R,
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
tunes.
Jerk:
okay,
Bitch:
Get it? Eh,
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
it's a
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
pun. So I didn't mind that one because that's a lot of, like a lot of songs about cars tend to fall into
Jerk:
Oh yeah.
Bitch:
my genres, right? I like songs about trucks and guns and you know cars and you know love and stuff. So I'm like, oh yeah I know most of
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
these And but then like the last round the person who won cartoons Picked the emo board And this was just like, I'm so glad my friend had his kid who was there, a kid of age. And so she's very young and was very much an email kid. And so like this young email kid was just like, oh yeah, because you had to like. So in music bingo, they play the song and then you have to guess the song, like,
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
and then identify it on the bingo card. And of course, like you can cheat and you can shazam or, but you know, it's also just hard to shazam, it was a very hard wrong. And if we didn't round it, if we didn't have a young, young child with us,
Jerk:
get.
Bitch:
I don't know what we would have done. I would have just been like, I don't.
Jerk:
I give up.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
give
Bitch:
take it
Jerk:
up.
Bitch:
to pull out the pictures of the emo ghost. Anything
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So
Bitch:
else
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with
Bitch:
we
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that,
Bitch:
ready to talk?
Jerk:
no,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
that's about it. I don't have too much going on right now. I mean, always too much, but you know, not fun stuff.
Bitch:
Stuff that nobody wants to hear about in a podcast because it's depressing.
Jerk:
Suppressing or it's boring? One of the two.
Bitch:
Yep. And like I said, I think some things in my life are just going to come out naturally as we talk about this episode, because I have
Jerk:
fun.
Bitch:
adopted a new theme for it. And we'll get to that as we get further in. So
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
you
Bitch:
out of this and that even goes to starting with the title. So this week for your lore segment, we're just starting like right at the top.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And we, I'm going to talk to you about the title and just a couple of things. So the appointment in Samara originally goes back to an Arabic folktale and I couldn't, it was, or a Babylonian, I think it's from Babylon. Babylon! I couldn't As much as I try to go back to is really hard to research in the limited, you know, dudes, I got a whole bunch of shit going on right now. So
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
there is also a there was two different literary things for appointment in Samara, there was a book, a novel, and then also there was the reference within a play by William Somerset, Moggham, M-A-U-G-H-H-M, Muggle,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Moggham, I'm not
Jerk:
Moggum.
Bitch:
sure. But he was a playwright and he wrote short stories. Back when people really wrote short stories, I guess people still do now, but the ones that they made you read in class, like in literature
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
classes, because they were really beautifully written,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that type of actual literature.
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
n his plays, he had a play in:Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
when it comes into this different person. So, and there is a character who is having a discussion with death in the play. And because death has come for for Sheppey, and it's, you know, Sheppey's story, and death is actually a woman, which I think is an interesting thing. And there's, of course, like a ton of thing, people who break this down, like in college classes again, this is the type of thing you have to read in a college class. It's
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
not only this story, though, it's not only in this play. This is a story that gets quoted in the book that got the other the other author owned by John, I forget what his name is, but I don't care about him. kept throwing this shit off because I kept trying to find the original of it. I had to like end up going to like the internet archive and like finding it like in a play format like, you know,
Jerk:
Huh.
Bitch:
like when people scan
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
in books, like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that's how I finally found this stupid fucking thing. But
Jerk:
wild.
Bitch:
I also think that it the I wouldn't call it an antidote, but the the tail is just I think it's I'm just gonna read it to you and then you can decide how it makes you feel. Okay. So, you know, Shepi is there and talking to death. And death tells, basically Shepi is told death, like, I'd wish I'd known, like, you know, I wish I wasn't here so I could avoid you, right?
Jerk:
Bye.
Bitch:
And death tells him that there was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions. And a little while the servant came back, white and trembling and said, master, just now when I was in the marketplace, I was jostled by a woman in the crowd. I turned, I saw it was death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Now, lend me your horse and I will ride away from the city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samara and there death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse and the servant mounted it and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop, he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd. And he came to me and said, why did you make a threatening gesture my servant when you saw him this morning." "'That was not a threatening gesture,' I said. It was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samara." Isn't that wonderful? Like,
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
I don't know, when you think about, you know, death and just like, hey, like how basically it goes into this whole episode that's all about natural order.
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
And so the title, I think the title of this says a lot and sets us up for
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
this if you know that story, but also
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
how did it make you feel?
Jerk:
You're gonna be like, oh, keep it cheapy.
Bitch:
but also happy, right? Like, it's just clever. It's just
Jerk:
That is
Bitch:
so,
Jerk:
very clever. I
Bitch:
it's so clever
Jerk:
like it.
Bitch:
and I adore
Jerk:
No, for
Bitch:
that.
Jerk:
sure.
Bitch:
Like, and it's like, it's got a punchline in it and it's just like, oh yeah.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. No, it's good.
Bitch:
And also
Jerk:
I like it
Bitch:
like, death is a woman, that's also badass. Like, and I just like see her like booping people and just running around booping. So
Jerk:
Death boops for everyone.
Bitch:
death, death, death, death, death, booth, death, doh,
Jerk:
Death
Bitch:
boop.
Jerk:
Doth Boop for everyone.
Bitch:
Death boop for thee.
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
So, okay, well let's get into this episode and starting
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
with Chinatown, which, you know, one quick thing. This was actually shot in Vancouver, Chinatown, and
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
this was the first time they shot there, and I think it looks awesome.
Jerk:
Oh, it's lovely. So they're at they pull up to a market. We've got well, we've got baby pulls up to a market in Chinatown. Dean hops out and he got an address written on a sheet of paper or a chunk of like a little slip of paper. And he walks in and he is not stoked about this place. You can tell. But it's like a it's a meat market or it's a market. And they happen to have a butcher as well.
Bitch:
Yeah, it grows. I mean, but I mean, it's also kind of it's Chinatown. Like sometime when you're like in certain areas of different Chinatowns, like, you know, or like even just other like, sometimes things can be gross, but tastes really good.
Jerk:
It's just not what we are culturally used to.
Bitch:
You're not culturally used to it. You don't know, but
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
he's going upstairs and we're like, oh yeah, this may be why he's super grossed out.
Jerk:
Yeah, because he's going to some weird like up and up a staircase through the back and then he is greeted by Dr. Robert.
Bitch:
That was lame.
Jerk:
Dr. Robert, who has stories about how he he knows who Dean is. He stitched up daddy more times than he can count back when he still had his medical license, though. And he's kind of like in this frumpy white coat. That's got like some possible blood stains on it. But the more important part of this, we will come back to this circle back at casting couch. But Dr. Robert is being played by none other than Robert England. And everybody should know who that is.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
So we'll
Bitch:
I know. And if you
Jerk:
come
Bitch:
don't,
Jerk:
back.
Bitch:
well, you wait till casting couch and then like, we'll bitch slap you. It's kind of like when I was coming home Sunday night or Saturday night, whenever Diana and I were in San Antonio, I did catch an Uber and the child who drove me home did not know like a thing about like hip hop. And
Jerk:
Oh yeah.
Bitch:
yeah, I could did not know the difference between East Coast and West Coast rap. So, but he said that was his favorite genre. So that's what that if you don't who Robert England is. Same thing to you. Okay. Anyways, but
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
the important thing is the rent's cheap and I have a very hot assistant.
Jerk:
Yeah, exactly. He's got Eva, his assistant, who we meet, who has really good bangs, like...
Bitch:
She can wear fuck Eva man like she's a witch.
Jerk:
Betty Bang's on point.
Bitch:
Yeah, no, if you have the, it's like, I bet she can fold a sheet too. Fuck her. I know she's a witch, but she's just pulling off her look and
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
yeah, I wanna hang out with Eva.
Jerk:
Yeah, and we aren't really sure why Dean's there, but they know why Dean's there. We don't as the viewer at this point. He's like asking like about the success rate. So apparently he's there to get something done. And Dr. Robert tells him it's about 75%, which is not a super reassuring percentage, I'm just saying, but, and then he asks for preliminaries. FYI,
Bitch:
Money
Jerk:
preliminaries
Bitch:
please!
Jerk:
equals money. Money please. Yeah, yeah.
Bitch:
I put that into, you know, that was a contribution to a corporate slide this week. That was me.
Jerk:
Money, please.
Bitch:
That, that actual gift. This is what I bring to corporate America, guys. But anyways, yes. Then...
Jerk:
He's got his letter for something goes wrong.
Bitch:
Yeah, he sure does. Who is it to? Who is this
Jerk:
Benjamin.
Bitch:
letter to? What the fuck, Dean? What? You've already fucked up this kid's life enough, like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
and now like, you're gonna send him like you're dying a letter? What are you doing giving him baby and a shotgun after you were in his life for like six months? And
Jerk:
Maybe.
Bitch:
like fucked with his head like
Jerk:
It was a year. Remember it was a full year.
Bitch:
I was a full year you bad. I don't know he's still a bad stepfather leave that kid alone anyways
Jerk:
But but not to Sam, which is the what is pointed out.
Bitch:
to Lisa either, only need to vent,
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
not to Lisa.
Jerk:
So even with the good bangs, sticks a needle in him and calls him a baby when he acts like it hurts.
Bitch:
Oh, she tells him not to be a baby and she does it in a way because she's just like shoved him on the table like
Jerk:
and
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before
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just like
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she
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shoves
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throws
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a needle
Bitch:
that picklin
Jerk:
in him.
Bitch:
in she's just like, uh, and it was just like, don't be a baby. I'm like, yeah, do it.
Jerk:
But and so Dr. Robert starts injecting something into the IV and tells Dean that he has three minutes. And so we as the viewers still don't know what the fuck's happening, by the way. But Dean flatlines, which is concerning. But obviously the intention here, because if you're like, okay, what's supposed to happen? And then Ghost Dean stands over his body.
Bitch:
Tag us, Dean.
Jerk:
Hi, Ghost Dean. He goes back down to the store and starts doing a chant and who appears?
Bitch:
Well, the chant is mesorum evoco, caini. I have this in very small text. It looks like titty get it.
Jerk:
Did you get it?
Bitch:
Teddy get, like teddy get.
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
But so basically that roughly translates to I summoned the reaper who touched me. So like, this
Jerk:
Well.
Bitch:
is a very specific spell. Like, did this is like new spell work, Dean? Like, did you like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
take a class or something?
Jerk:
Well, somebody hooked him up with all this shit because he
Bitch:
This
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had
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is
Jerk:
that
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very
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address
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specific!
Jerk:
written down and this fell. So somebody hooked him up with some shit.
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah, but I think he's like in a back alley buying shit. Oh, no.
Jerk:
Well, Tessa appears. Ta-da, Tessa, the Reaper. And...
Bitch:
Tessa. Yes. And so Tessa the goddess, I think is we're going to call her for the we're just going to I'm just going to start calling her that right now.
Jerk:
Mistress
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
Tessa.
Bitch:
Mistress Tessa. No, that's what we're calling. No, she's Madam Tessa. She's not a
Jerk:
Madame
Bitch:
mistress.
Jerk:
Tessa.
Bitch:
She is Madam Tessa.
Jerk:
Madame Tessa. Yeah. So she shows up and she's like, the fuck. And Dean's just like, I need to talk to death. And she's like, nah, that's not how this works. But death
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
appears.
Bitch:
he's our boss, like you just don't call your boss like, depending on like, which kind of like, like this job, I probably would call my CEO, but like my last job, I'm not going to pick up the phone even though like he says that in like every CEO says that bullshit in their corporate stuff,
Jerk:
Just
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
call
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my
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me.
Bitch:
office is open. Here's my cell phone number. Just call me. We're not calling their fucking cell phone numbers. Like what you're asking her like putting her in an awkward situation, Dean, have some
Jerk:
It
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respect.
Jerk:
is awkward.
Bitch:
awkward.
Jerk:
Do not respect the corporate structure, sir.
Bitch:
Have respect for Madam Desit.
Jerk:
So, but death shows up anyways, because death apparently has a thing for Dean.
Bitch:
does.
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
He's amazing. I love death so much.
Jerk:
Yeah, so that's like, oh yeah. And Dean's trying to like, well, you got to help me because I've got your ring. And that's like, you have hubris, but no leverage. Because I know where the fuck the ring is. And you can't really keep it from me. I just kind of let you have it for now.
Bitch:
Yeah, and the way he says hubris, like,
Jerk:
It's so good. It's so good.
Bitch:
it's so good. It's hubris. It's like, it just, oh, it just like resonates.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
He's just like the best
Jerk:
Hubris,
Bitch:
actor.
Jerk:
but no
Bitch:
Hubris,
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leverage.
Bitch:
but no leverage. Ah, so good.
Jerk:
So good. So, but basically we find out the whole point of this is that Dean has asked to be made dead so that he can make a deal with death for death to jailbreak Lucifer's cage to get Sam's soul and Adam out now. Now it's not just about Sam's soul, now it's Adam too. So, we're
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
gonna go through the whole thing and we're gonna go through the whole thing
Bitch:
Now they somebody remember like, I feel like something got cut somewhere where like Sam and Dean are driving and they're like, Oh, wait a minute. If my soul is down there. Oh shit, Adam. And it was like a home alone moment. Oh, you know that
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
shit.
Jerk:
but it's confusing because it's Michael in Adam, right? I mean.
Bitch:
Yeah, but Sam went down in Lucifer. So I mean, the same thing happened. So I don't know,
Jerk:
Yes
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
and...
Bitch:
maybe he's like safe inside
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
his vessel, but he's not out. But like, so what do
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
they
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don't
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just
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know,
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
take
Jerk:
very confusing.
Bitch:
at take Adam out of Michael and like then like just like toss it around and make them do weird things to each
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
other
Jerk:
confusing.
Bitch:
like the military.
Jerk:
Gross. I don't know. So
Bitch:
Hehehehe
Jerk:
death tells Dean that he's got to pick one, though, because death doesn't pull people back. So he's making the exception as it is. So he can only pick one and
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
without.
Bitch:
like immediately like Sam, like he
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
doesn't even
Jerk:
no
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
hesitation.
Bitch:
like, yeah, like whatever, like fuck that kid.
Jerk:
And but then we have to go into the conversation that we've seen carry on the last couple episodes that Sam's soul might be real fucked up and it might not be good idea to put it back in him. And Dean tries to play off like, I know it's damaged and that's like, uh, try like flayed to the raw nerve, which just sounds very awful.
Bitch:
And basically, you know, he wants to do like, like if Dr. Pimple like was Dr. Pimple popper just like cut a tumor off without like going inside to get things off like Dean just like wants a barnacle scrape off like the bad part. Like
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
can't
Jerk:
he can
Bitch:
we
Jerk:
hack
Bitch:
just like
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
split
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hell
Bitch:
apart?
Jerk:
part off.
Bitch:
Can't you just do that? Like and I'm like, you're death man. Can't you just do that?
Jerk:
And death is not really into this. And he's like, but he does turn around. He's like, he kind of gives a little bit of a philosophical conversation about what is what do you think a soul is?
Bitch:
But I'm somewhat convinced after this episode what the fuck a soul is.
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
I think I may be more confused about
Jerk:
BLEH
Bitch:
what a soul is after this episode.
Jerk:
Well, but he said that, you know, that he can't erase Sam's hell, but he can put it behind a wall. But just like sounds really concerning, like some weird brainy stuff, like to put something like a wall of like
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
memory.
Bitch:
even
Jerk:
I don't know. This is bad.
Bitch:
understand this. This is bad writing. I don't understand this at all. What is this? This makes no fucking sense. However, what does make sense
Jerk:
Oh, you don't,
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
while
Jerk:
mean,
Bitch:
this...
Jerk:
like when you put walls up in your brain to not think about the things that you're supposed to process that you don't want to process. Like when you put it down in
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
drawer.
Bitch:
shoving things like deep down. That's different.
Jerk:
Mm,
Bitch:
So, but
Jerk:
similar.
Bitch:
the other thing I think is really great that we have to talk about is like, while that is going on, like they are trying to revive him back in the
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
doctor's
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
office,
Jerk:
Dr.
Bitch:
which
Jerk:
Robert
Bitch:
means,
Jerk:
and Eva are freaking out.
Bitch:
yeah, but also that means that Jensen Ackles shirt is like pulled up to like right here. So it's just like, and honestly, if you're watching the YouTube, I just grabbed my tits,
Jerk:
You did.
Bitch:
but so you get
Jerk:
can
Bitch:
to see
Jerk:
confirm.
Bitch:
his abs and I yeah, I really just like I mean, I don't want you to be dead, Mr. Ackles, but I'm not mad at your abs while this is happening.
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
Good job. Good on you. Good
Jerk:
Well
Bitch:
on your
Jerk:
done,
Bitch:
trainer.
Jerk:
sir. Well done. So in response, death says, all right, well, let's do it. Have a bet. Do you want you have to be death for one full day? You wear the ring for 24 hours and you and then I will get Sam Seoul and I will put the wall up and whatever. And Dean wants to know why, like, why are you going to do this? because right then is when Dr. Robert and Eva are successful in reviving him.
Bitch:
Yeah. And, but the fact is like, he had an answer, right? And he just like, he's always like, but why and death is saying like, because,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
and just like, because, and then
Jerk:
Yeah. Yeah.
Bitch:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jerk:
And they're like, he's like, I just a few more seconds. They're like, you're gone for seven minutes and he's only supposed to be gone for three. So that's probably a good
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
thing.
Bitch:
may have some brain damage. Like they've, he probably like lost the word for like soup.
Jerk:
Not good for you. Um, yeah. So, I bet he feels crazy good though, because they just shot him up with adrenaline.
Bitch:
Yeah, that was a premise of like one of the superhero movies on. I don't know. I know it's out on Netflix now. We're like, it's like the kind of like the loser kids becomes like every, like every man becomes superheroes. It's one of those, but like, what are the chicks like, who really wants to, like, she just shoots herself up with a general one and then she's like, yeah. And then she's undefeatable because that's what you feel like if.
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
So yeah, you're right. He probably feels like he can do anything.
Jerk:
I'm fucking f**king f**king about it, yeah. So we have now back, we are now at Bobby's and Sam and Dean are arguing because Dean's like, look, we've got death solution. It's a wall and it could last your lifetime. There's still a lot of cure though. And Sam's pissed. He's like, this is not your life, not your soul. And Bobby's like, just what the f**k? What the fuck is going on?
Bitch:
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, that's very much it. I agree with that.
Jerk:
And so Sam leaves, he's pissed.
Bitch:
He needs to digest. And also that's a storm off of, that's an I don't believe what you said when you stormed off. Like I say,
Jerk:
Now
Bitch:
I've said that stuff. Like
Jerk:
I'm going to
Bitch:
you're
Jerk:
go,
Bitch:
gonna
Jerk:
I'm going
Bitch:
go
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
do
Jerk:
go digest
Bitch:
something.
Jerk:
this. That means I just disagree. And I'm
Bitch:
I disagree
Jerk:
walking away.
Bitch:
and I'm gonna go do something bad.
Jerk:
Yeah, which was go find the dig up the ring or where he thought the ring was in the middle of the junkyard in Bobby's property. But it wasn't there though, because Dean had already gotten it.
Bitch:
He's not gonna quit you Sammy. He's just not
Jerk:
This is I find this very like I get
Bitch:
Irritating.
Jerk:
it, but I also yeah, this whole thing is fucking annoying So like I get it that like Dean really wants to have Sam soul back cuz I know you like solo Sam But and I get he's effective,
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
but he's
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
kind
Bitch:
gets
Jerk:
of
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
fucking
Bitch:
little bit
Jerk:
creepy
Bitch:
like this episode kind of goes to the point of like so as Sam crosses the line today
Jerk:
Correct.
Bitch:
but before this like this is you know why
Jerk:
But like
Bitch:
you can only you can only date emotionally unavailable guys for like six months like after that then like they you know they're
Jerk:
Take
Bitch:
going
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
do something like tie you to a tree and go after you with an axe like you know like not just saying that because that's family history but I mean
Jerk:
I know.
Bitch:
so I mean things like yeah I
Jerk:
I just.
Bitch:
I get you like I understand what you're saying at
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
some point.
Jerk:
and like so but like so the same like I get like I kind of get saying but it's also it's is it Is it Dean's decision or does Dean need to let his brother go if you don't want to soul back and that
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
we or
Bitch:
can't...
Jerk:
does He not know if he wants to soul can't make
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
that decision
Bitch:
like Britney,
Jerk:
So he doesn't have a soul
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
so it spirals and it's very complicated
Bitch:
Well, it's like
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
it's frustrating
Bitch:
like it's like Britney, right? Like, is you you can she like arguing for her own self with a conservatorship, right?
Jerk:
All
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
if you don't have the capacity to know what's best for you, are you then allowed to make those decisions, right? So
Jerk:
But if
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
the people that are making that
Bitch:
Dean
Jerk:
decision
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
might
Bitch:
a conservator
Jerk:
be corrupted.
Bitch:
for Sam, right? And we're just got to hope that Dean's not corrupt, right? That's that's a big because you know, you have to put that faith in
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
like that they're doing this for the right reasons,
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
that Sam is of making decisions for himself. I know, yeah, I know. It's so messy. Blah.
Jerk:
Anyways, so but he's just going to assure he just swears he's got the ring and he just swears to Sam that he's not going to fuck it up. He's the compass and Sam finally relents.
Bitch:
meh
Jerk:
That's the kind of he's not stoked. He's like fine.
Bitch:
I guess. And then like, he's just like, yeah, so he's not going to quit Sam. And then we cut to where Sam and Bobby are like in the house.
Jerk:
Awkward.
Bitch:
And they're having an awkward like nobody knows what a fucking light bulb is in Bobby's house, apparently, like, oh, my God, Bobby, turn on a goddamn light. Like, why
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
are
Jerk:
not
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
good
Bitch:
in the
Jerk:
for
Bitch:
dark?
Jerk:
your eyes, sir. It's not good for
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
your
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
eyes, sir.
Bitch:
not you're a trip on something. I know you got books everywhere and like, there's probably like weapons on the floor. about, you know, Sam's just like, you're going to have to lobby in the panic room. Bobby's like, I don't know. Like, do I have to? It's
Jerk:
Ah,
Bitch:
perfect Bobby impression right there.
Jerk:
perfect.
Bitch:
Thank you.
Jerk:
Amazing. So outside, Dean puts the ring on
Bitch:
And it's pretty.
Jerk:
and suddenly,
Bitch:
I want
Jerk:
huh?
Bitch:
a ring that does that. It was so pretty.
Jerk:
It just
Bitch:
Did you see
Jerk:
pop.
Bitch:
it was like a little pearly and little
Jerk:
It is
Bitch:
swirls
Jerk:
pretty.
Bitch:
in it? It was
Jerk:
Yeah, and he just pops into
Bitch:
nice.
Jerk:
the city.
Bitch:
Someone do that, I have a blood diamond for me. No, not a blood, that's wrong, right? No, I want the opposite of blood diamond. I want the opposite of that.
Jerk:
Is lab created? No.
Bitch:
lab created, but not by people who are accurately paid. I don't know. Ah, look over there. Okay, so.
Jerk:
So Tessa's there in the city and she's as soon as he shows up she's talking shit. She's ready. She doesn't like this.
Bitch:
Thanks for watching!
Jerk:
You have a track record of throwing a wrench and everything. Here are the rules for the next 24 hours. You kill everyone whose number is up. I've got a list. You touch them. They die. I reap them. Clear. Remove the ring and you lose and the deal is off.
Bitch:
Yeah, and she just has this incredible monologue of going
Jerk:
Bust
Bitch:
through
Jerk:
bitch.
Bitch:
this boss bitch. And you know why? Because her job is important to Tessa. Tessa
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
knows she has to get shit done and to get shit
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
done. She has to work with this motherfucker, which
Jerk:
Go.
Bitch:
is why she tells him, don't mess this up. It's
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
not my job to be your damn babysitter.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
We're going to put that on a fucking shirt. Don't
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
mess
Jerk:
not my
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
job.
Bitch:
up. It's not my job to be your damn babysitter.
Jerk:
Yeah. Mantra of the Week. Mantra
Bitch:
It is.
Jerk:
of the Week.
Bitch:
It is, it is. And I know like, I don't know if it's mercury in retrograde poison, whatever, but all you boss bitches that are feeling it this week is I know there's a lot of you.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Tell
Jerk:
We
Bitch:
yourself.
Jerk:
salute you.
Bitch:
We salute you. Not your job to be anybody's goddamn babysitter. All right. So Sam's doing a spell too.
Jerk:
He's at a warehouse. He found that
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
he's got
Bitch:
found
Jerk:
a new
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
warehouse
Bitch:
spell.
Jerk:
and he's got a new spell. And what's he doing? Oh, he's summoning Balthazar.
Bitch:
I like his spell though. It's got a no can signals. There's like an altar like the whatever is in his little cauldron looks real pretty. Like those look like some really nice little flowers in there. It was really great.
Jerk:
It was quite floral.
Bitch:
Thanks for watching!
Jerk:
And Balthazar's like, "'Oh, what the fuck are you summoning me for? "'Cause I want to kill you? "'This seems like a really bad plan.'" But Sam's like, "'Eh, desperate times and I need angel advice.' "'So I need this.' "'He wants a spell to keep a soul out forever.'" So he wants Balthazar to get him a spell that will prevent death or Dean or whoever from putting his soul back in.
Bitch:
no soul forever. You'll just be stuck
Jerk:
Solace
Bitch:
listening to Nickelback. And then Balthazar gives what is my, one of my favorite descriptions for what is happening to Sam's soul in
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
hell. He says that Michael and Lucifer are hate banging his soul.
Jerk:
as we speak. Yeah. Yeah, so he's gonna help for free
Bitch:
Oh!
Jerk:
because he likes the idea of having Sam in his debt
Bitch:
Oh!
Jerk:
and it makes him happy to screw over Dean.
Bitch:
Ooh.
Jerk:
So the only way to do this though to repel something, a soul from your vessel is to scar the vessel and make it uninhabitable.
Bitch:
Ah!
Jerk:
one example, patricide. Got to kill your dad. Except John's dead.
Bitch:
Hmm.
Jerk:
So what does Balthazar
Bitch:
How do we
Jerk:
offer
Bitch:
get around
Jerk:
up?
Bitch:
that?
Jerk:
Blood of the father doesn't, the father doesn't need to be blood.
Bitch:
And he says it was very like, you just
Jerk:
Smug
Bitch:
did you just get back from doing Shakespeare in the park, Baldazar? But
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
he said, you know, you need the blood of your father, but your father need to be blood.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Follow and to my Riddle three. But well,
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
and then you're like, oh, shit. You're
Jerk:
God
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
damn it.
Bitch:
I know. And like, you see Sam,
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
get
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
it?
Jerk:
wrote, oh shit, Bobby, it's what I wrote down. So
Bitch:
Thanks for watching!
Jerk:
not good, not good. And a part of you at this point in the episode, you're like, well, I know he doesn't have a soul, but maybe he's logical enough to know this is bad. We'll come back to that. So we've got Tessa explaining that people have a lot of questions when they die. And Dan's responsible for answering these questions. But his suggestion of one of the first questions is, why did Betty White outlive me?
Bitch:
See, but you're not taking your job seriously. You're not, Dean. Tessa has a job to do. We can already tell you're not fucking listening to the process. She has worked out this process.
Jerk:
crap.
Bitch:
She needs you to think about questions. What questions are people gonna have? This is gonna bite you in the ass if you don't listen. And let's see what happens, Dean.
Jerk:
So they walk into a convenience store where there is a armed gunman. I'm doing it. That's repetitive. That's.
Bitch:
is that there's a gas station robbery going
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
on.
Jerk:
yeah, there's a guy robbing a robber pointing a gun at the cashier and the cashier's son, and Dean is very upset because he wants to know who's going to get killed because he's because the robber is threatening to shoot the kid. It's really fucked up, by the way.
Bitch:
Yeah, that was
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
whole episode.
Jerk:
extra
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
fun.
Bitch:
is the first episode. We're like, what is happening in this episode? And we're like, okay,
Jerk:
It's very
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
dark.
Bitch:
this is where we're going. All right.
Jerk:
And,
Bitch:
It's a very
Jerk:
but.
Bitch:
trolly car. There's a lot of trolly car shit happening.
Jerk:
Yeah, so, but we get the cashier manages to sneak a gun from one of the drawers and shoots the robber And the robber is dying on the floor and tusso's like, okay dean go ahead and end him But dean's pissed about this robber threatened the kid. So he's like he's an agonizing pain, right? He lets him lay there and suffer for a minute before
Bitch:
Yeah, and then he's gonna get low as he gets carted off to hell. That's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
not, that's not good form, Dean.
Jerk:
No, grass ghost robbers like why? Mostly because you're a dick. Enjoy the ride down pal. Trust me. The sauna gets hot.
Bitch:
That's how Dean answers his questions. Like a dick. That's not good. So we
Jerk:
Then
Bitch:
got to
Jerk:
they
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
go
Bitch:
next guy.
Jerk:
park bench man eating a big old slice of pizza. That looks really good actually.
Bitch:
It did look really good. And I've been eating way too much pizza. Oh, you know what I did last week?
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
I ordered Domino's, but I changed the sauce from tomato to garlic Parmesan. Oh, it was so good.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
It's basically like having like a ranch pizza. So we're like an alf pizza, Alfredo. I don't
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
know, but it was
Jerk:
That
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
sounds
Bitch:
the Alfredo
Jerk:
delicious.
Bitch:
one. That seems too much. Anyways, so
Jerk:
So, um, they, Dean boops him dead and the man asks why
Bitch:
Although
Jerk:
again.
Bitch:
it's more of a rubdown. I think it's more of a death rubdown.
Jerk:
It's a touch, it's not a boop, it's a
Bitch:
Womp
Jerk:
hand.
Bitch:
Womp.
Jerk:
And Dean's response to Y is, do you think it was the extra cheese? But the man agrees, like yeah, it was good though.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
But Dean wants to know where he got it, because it's like a
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
local
Bitch:
he's at a local
Jerk:
place.
Bitch:
place.
Jerk:
But then Amanda's come around and wants to know what it all means. And Dean, once again, does not have a prepared response. Everything is dust in the wind. And this dude is pissed and I don't blame him. He's like, that's it? A Kansas song? I'd be so mad.
Bitch:
It'd be like if you
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
came back and it was just like, what's the Korean K-pop band? That's also redundant. What's the K-pop band? BTS. Just like a BTS
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
song there. And you're like, what the fuck? Like, I don't even get, like I don't even get a Kansas song, but.
Jerk:
Right. So we've got Sam at Bobby's.
Bitch:
We're still so dark.
Jerk:
It's very dark. And Bobby pours him a drink after Sam makes an excuse that he was just driving around. So probably pours him both a beverage. So we know that there's something going on here. And then there's something going on at the hospital. And I was like, God damn it, when the scene started. bed and I just literally wrote oh fuck because I was like oh this is gonna be upsetting and it is this is upsetting here we
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
go
Bitch:
is it? See, and this is where I start getting mad. And maybe it is because I'm jaded because I have seen it before. Right? So you look at this and you can read the situation. You could read the room, you know what's gonna happen. Like you knew,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you knew Deena was gonna be
Jerk:
Oh, of
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
course.
Bitch:
yeah, like,
Jerk:
So,
Bitch:
is there going after this
Jerk:
well,
Bitch:
kid?
Jerk:
I'll say like, this is the start of a very upsetting overall arc. How about that? This whole thing? Is it not that I'm not saying it's bad or whatever. I'm just saying it was, it's upsetting.
Bitch:
It is, no, it is upsetting. It is upsetting for a number of reasons. It's upsetting
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
because this bitch is going to be fucking up Tessa's work because he's being a little bitch, right? This is your goddamn job, Dean. She told you what your job was and you're gonna fuck it up for her. You're gonna fuck up her day and then you're gonna fuck up everyone else's day because you're not listening to Madame Tessa. She knows
Jerk:
Well.
Bitch:
what she's talking about.
Jerk:
little, there's a little girl, her dad is sitting there, ends up mom's dead too. It's just dad and this little girl and she has a serious heart condition. Dad has no other family. Um, and Dean's stalling talking about how he spent his whole life fighting destiny, I'm death, so she lives. And Tessa's like, uh, no, every time you mess with life and death, it does not turn out to be fucking great. Remember brah. And Dean's puts his foot down.
Bitch:
Stop fucking with the natural order, man. You're fucking with the natural order. That kid also has been sick for a while. I guarantee you that dad has been like waiting for this day, right? He's been prepping. Get it over with, man. RIP the bandaid. Do your goddamn job. Like...
Jerk:
We get a quick glimpse here of Sam and Bobby playing poker. And then we. But Sam's eyeballing a giant wrench behind Bobby as well, which is questionable.
Bitch:
But I'm like one does not having a soul making a better poker player Because I would say no because you could see you eyeing the weapon and so Bobby can see you eyeing the weapon So clearly
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
no,
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
but it should
Jerk:
Yeah. And we come back to the hospital real quick and the doctor, this doctor is now telling the dad that he can't explain it, but little girl's heart just healed itself. It was a miracle.
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
Which makes
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
no sense to any of this because that didn't
Bitch:
Nope.
Jerk:
happen. This
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
is where we have a problem,
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
but,
Bitch:
you know,
Jerk:
oh,
Bitch:
not where that
Jerk:
well, it's
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
a, this
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
a major
Bitch:
one of them.
Jerk:
plot hole,
Bitch:
One of
Jerk:
major
Bitch:
the 99
Jerk:
plot
Bitch:
problems
Jerk:
hole.
Bitch:
and this plot hole is one of them.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
And so apparently no, she's fine now. Okay, wait.
Jerk:
So they canceled her surgery and the nurses are leaving and the doctor's leaving.
Bitch:
I feel like you could have done your little Rube Goldberg or whatever the fuck you call that thing. Like you could have done this better. I just, I don't think it's well done. I get
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
what you're trying to do, but it just could have been done better.
Jerk:
Yes. So back at Bobby's, Bobby's going to go
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
grab them.
Bitch:
the other thing
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
that we know is at that point is the nurse that passes through Tessa like one she actually just walks right through a Reaper which is kind of a weird thing but also her name is Jolene.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah. Nice,
Bitch:
Jolene.
Jerk:
Jolene. So Bobby's grabbing them some more beers. And while while he's got his head in the fridge, Sam tries to bludgeon him. And but Bobby knew this was coming and he had a baton ready in the fridge, I guess. And fights back, knocks him, knocks Sam out and goes to get rope.
Bitch:
But now
Jerk:
But then
Bitch:
I'm like,
Jerk:
Sam's
Bitch:
do I
Jerk:
gone.
Bitch:
need to keep a weapon in my fridge?
Jerk:
Right? Pretty smart.
Bitch:
I mean, I barely have enough room in there for like my condiments. Like where the fuck am I gonna fit a baton?
Jerk:
I just think like if you're getting,
Bitch:
Maybe
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
feel
Bitch:
freezer.
Jerk:
like that's only if you're getting attacked
Bitch:
See,
Jerk:
by someone
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
you know.
Bitch:
I would say like a corksicle in the freezer, like, you know, offer to get someone a drink and
Jerk:
I mean
Bitch:
then
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
could
Bitch:
can
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
get
Jerk:
hit them
Bitch:
ice
Jerk:
with
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
a steak
Bitch:
it,
Jerk:
at
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
that point. You could just hit them with a fucking steak.
Bitch:
I like my steak, but a corksicle would be a nice weapon.
Jerk:
So now we have a fight and then Sam disappears when Bobby goes to tie him up. So Bobby gets his shotgun and locks himself in the closet, which seems unwise because he's giving him, kind of boxing himself into a corner. And Sam starts, Sam goes bonkers. He's like hacking the closet door with an ax and telling Bobby that he cornered himself, but Bobby didn't.
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
condescending. He's just like,
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
you shouldn't box yourself in.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. But Bobby's in the closet on purpose because he's got a trap door.
Bitch:
Of course he does, you idiot. And so you go
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
moose.
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
And so like, this was something that they had to like redo in the set, right? Cause they didn't have a trap door there before. So they had to put a trap door in front of the closet and
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
in front of the downstairs he was going in and make it look like they'd always kind of been there
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
for like nerds who are like watching it, right? And so, but I also, I just, I just love like, of course, that's why Bobby's in a closet. I love you, Bobby.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And then like he, I love Bobby even more because he starts like just talking he's in there, because Sam's got a crowbar, but Bobby's like, I've got reinforced steel cord and titanium kick plate. So
Jerk:
Mm
Bitch:
get
Jerk:
hmm.
Bitch:
comfy. Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah. And he went, but he wants also wants Sam to explain what the fuck is going on. And Sam starts to, but he's basically says like, hey, I just can't let Dean shove that soul back in me. It's not that I don't want I don't want to kill you. You've been good to me. And but but he won't really give any info.
Bitch:
He says something though that's very specific here that also gets my craw on the soul thing. What gets my craw? So he says that, you know, basically, he's talking like there's two Sam's, because
Jerk:
Oh yeah yeah.
Bitch:
he says like, you know, Dean's like, we'll kill him to get the other guy out of
Jerk:
Yes,
Bitch:
hell.
Jerk:
he says he doesn't care about me just about Sammy and hell. So he's going to kill me to get the other guy back.
Bitch:
So it's like he almost has like now does this so like now we almost
Jerk:
disassociated
Bitch:
have like this
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
Sam's.
Bitch:
a different. So is it a different person altogether? Or because
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
so.
Bitch:
says he has David's memory. So but is he just like a replicant or something?
Jerk:
I don't know, that's terrifying, I don't like it.
Bitch:
I don't know. Um, but Sanco's quiet.
Jerk:
Sam goes quiet and so Bobby's pissed and
Bitch:
Thanks for watching!
Jerk:
has to go figure this shit out. And he says, so he finally realized that Sam's not at the door talking to him anymore. And I like Bobby's got two quotes here. Ain't nobody killing me in my own house, but me.
Bitch:
Dark Bobby Dark.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Because it took me a while when I was thinking about it. I was like, is this a reference back to something else? And it's not.
Jerk:
Mm. Mm-mm.
Bitch:
So this is just Bobby saying, I'm gonna kill myself in this house one day. And I'm like, oh shit.
Jerk:
Yeah. And as he starts to go look for, he's slowly going downstairs to find Sam downstairs. He's somewhere, you gotta be somewhere down there, right? He says, I don't want to blow your legs. I don't want to blow your legs out, boy, but I will. So he's ready to shoot Sam in the legs with the
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
shotgun.
Bitch:
also, like you put it in a titanium cake plate, but not a lighting system. Like what the fuck
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
just turn the goddamn lights on. Like you're just like
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
wandering
Jerk:
dark.
Bitch:
through the dark
Jerk:
It's so
Bitch:
waiting
Jerk:
dark.
Bitch:
to get for what Oh God and then he goes to like the jail people and I still don't know what those are called.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, me either. I know we talk about this a
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
lot.
Bitch:
talk about this I think like every week. Who the fuck
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
is that J Pee-co-co?
Jerk:
And so the bunker, the doors closed, but he opens the peephole and there's a ladder going up to the grate and the grate is open up in the ceiling. So Sam somehow has climbed out through the ceiling of the bunker. Which doesn't seem very bunkery to be able to do that.
Bitch:
No, I feel like that was a fail. But I mean, also, I guess it's not quite the bunker. Like it's more of like the basement, right? Because like,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
thought
Bitch:
think
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
was in the bunker
Bitch:
had,
Jerk:
where
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
happened.
Bitch:
was a bunker is in the basement. So like the basement is not necessarily the bunker, right? Like,
Jerk:
Right. But I thought
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
you could
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
be
Jerk:
thought
Bitch:
in
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
the basement
Jerk:
escape.
Bitch:
and then.
Jerk:
I thought he was I thought he went into I thought that I thought his
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
escape
Bitch:
don't.
Jerk:
route was through the bunker. That's why I thought it was weird.
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
Whatever.
Bitch:
sure. Yeah, I know that is weird. Or maybe like he just knew like sometimes Bobby would just like forget to close it. Like
Jerk:
Left the bunker open.
Bitch:
Did you remember to close the bunker tonight? Like, maybe I got lucky. I'm like, oh, thankfully Bobby forgot
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
to close up the bunker again. That Bobby.
Jerk:
Oh, my gosh. That's all right. So we're back at the hospital with Tessa and Dean. She's pissed. But as they're standing there, a person gets rolled in on a stretcher from a car wreck. Oh, fuck, it's Jolene.
Bitch:
Who is it?
Jerk:
Jolene.
Bitch:
Who is it?
Jerk:
Jolene, Jolene.
Bitch:
I think I might have won anyway.
Jerk:
And this is the, so it's the same nurse that walks through Tessa. They got cut early because they didn't have to do the surgery. And now she needs a heart surgeon who's also left. And Dean's like, what the fuck? And he's like mad at Tessix. He's like, Oh, you knew this was going to happen. And she's like, nah, I just knew that you had knocked over some kind of a domino. So you've got to take her because everything has consequences. And it is what it is. And they're like, the doctor, Like all these nurses that know this nurse are like trying to save her. It's very upsetting.
Bitch:
It's very upsetting. Like, like she's like, this is like must be Gray's like Mercy Gray Hospital. Like, you know, it's just one of their own is dying again. But
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
also like Dean like Tessa's mad and Tessa is mad because again, you fucking up her shit. Look
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
at what you did here. All right, you put on this ring. So you do your goddamn job, Dean. And Dean's just like, I'm sorry. And he walks away. No, you fucking do your job, asshole. Oh,
Jerk:
Well
Bitch:
it makes
Jerk:
then
Bitch:
me
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
touches
Bitch:
mad.
Jerk:
her hand and she flatlines. But I'm mad at Tessa. I think this was inappropriate and not helpful.
Bitch:
No, Tessa escalated, she was mad, but sometimes you're mad and you just say shit because like, you can't cry right then and you can't go to your car. So you're gonna, you're gonna burst out mad and Tessa had a moment.
Jerk:
But Tessa tells Jolene that she was supposed to live for decades and have kids and grandkids. That's so fucked up.
Bitch:
You shouldn't have told her that right now Tessa. No, no, I think she was, I know she said it because she wanted Dean to hear it right and she's doing this to punish Dean. And this
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
sometimes
Jerk:
so fuuuck.
Bitch:
it is fucked so you have to remember that if you're going to punish the asshole that's fucking up your job as you're a boss bitch, remember that the people like other people like your customers, other people they can get hurt right so you got to keep that in mind.
Jerk:
Noted. So Dean does apologize to her and then then she's gone because Tessa takes her away.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
But while
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
Dean...
Bitch:
but I'm like, oh, oh,
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
gone.
Jerk:
then this man comes in looking for his wife. So
Bitch:
And it's
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
ambulance driver and didn't like, and many of those, like, I think they said, like, she got in the wreck with the ambulance. So I think like they wrecked each other. Like, I don't know.
Jerk:
I thought it, no I didn't think he was an ambulance driver. I missed that. I don't know, that's not what I saw,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
but either
Bitch:
he was
Jerk:
way.
Bitch:
definitely he was an ambulance driver. I think he's got like a paramedic thing on.
Jerk:
I thought it was just a red jacket that says
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
something
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
car
Bitch:
OK,
Jerk:
services.
Bitch:
whatever.
Jerk:
I don't know. Either way, I could be wrong. It doesn't matter. Dude comes in, this is Jolene's husband, and he is very upset.
Bitch:
And he's just running through Jolene.
Jerk:
Jolene, Jolene. And so now he's and this is like, I was like, this is where I was like, holy fuck, this is upsetting because he's like over her body. It's just very upsetting. And Dean's trying really hard not to cry because it is upsetting.
Bitch:
But she says something like I know it's upsetting and maybe it's just because I deal with dark situations with humor and that's how I deflect. But when she says to Dean about the little girl, you saw what happened to that nurse, go and kill that girl, Dean. It's just really funny because it's just like, it may
Jerk:
Yeah. It.
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
It.
Bitch:
been her delivery but like.
Jerk:
Oh. And so she and she's saying she's like, look, I tried to tell you what you already know. Disrupting the natural order. She's this girl's disrupting the natural order just by being alive. And she's going to be, you know, chaos and sadness is going to follow her wherever she goes.
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
If you don't just kill her.
Bitch:
like, did I just disrupt
Jerk:
Chaos
Bitch:
the natural
Jerk:
and sadness.
Bitch:
order? What did I do? I'm sorry. Did I erase a dead again? I'm sorry.
Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
So we're going back to Bobby's. Oh
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
fuck.
Jerk:
hold on. But Dean is
Bitch:
Oh.
Jerk:
well, while he's getting this lecture, Dean sees out the window that the widower of the nurse is stumbling out of a bar and has a bottle in his hand and getting behind the wheel of a car and asks Tessa to give him a minute.
Bitch:
Yeah, that bar is definitely liable for that. Look, I mean, a lot of times I say things are on you, but he got that bottle in that bar. Bad on you.
Jerk:
That's usually not legal.
Bitch:
No, it
Jerk:
At
Bitch:
wasn't
Jerk:
least not in
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
Texas.
Bitch:
they shouldn't have done that. Like you shouldn't have
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
said you should have sold him that anyways. But this is Dean's fault. Neither of ours fault.
Jerk:
So, Bobby is searching the car lot for Sam, finds some blood residue, and flings open the doors to the barn. Flings the barn door open, thinking that Sam's going to be inside. But he's not. Sam's behind him and hits him and bonks him on the head.
Bitch:
it's also like it's like when it remember when I had Earlene in the backyard and I kept like you know like I had to open boxes to see if she was in there
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like you're just he's I don't think he's flinging it I think he's like opening it and stepping it back really fast just to be like oh
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
my god like I hope you're not in there but Sam knew that's exactly
Jerk:
As a reminder,
Bitch:
what he's
Jerk:
Erlene
Bitch:
gonna do
Jerk:
was the snake that
Bitch:
the Earlene
Jerk:
lived
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
in her
Bitch:
my
Jerk:
on
Bitch:
backyard
Jerk:
her patio
Bitch:
snake
Jerk:
for a minute.
Bitch:
she lives
Jerk:
A large snake.
Bitch:
she still lives there somewhere I'm sure so anyways
Jerk:
But yeah,
Bitch:
come to my
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
house
Jerk:
Sam knocks Bobby the fuck out. And and drags him
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
drags
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
him
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
into the
Bitch:
I hate it when
Jerk:
bags,
Bitch:
Bobby
Jerk:
him at
Bitch:
gets
Jerk:
the barn.
Bitch:
hurt.
Jerk:
Yeah, I don't like it. So back in town, our widower is very drunk, very emotionally distressed and driving very fast through town.
Bitch:
Mm-hmm.
Jerk:
This is all bad.
Bitch:
Mm-hmm.
Jerk:
And I'm not excusing his pain, but that but his pain does not excuse his behavior.
Bitch:
No, no, it's not. I've been in a lot of pain and not driving around drinking off of faith. Like, well, I drive at a bus. So
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
like, you know,
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
there's
Jerk:
Dean,
Bitch:
a limit.
Jerk:
yeah, because
Bitch:
You're
Jerk:
Dean's
Bitch:
going
Jerk:
with
Bitch:
too
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
far, but still Dean's fault.
Jerk:
Dean's in the car with him and of course like the radio's on and the news starts telling the story about his wife's death. I'm like well, A, that's some really fast local
Bitch:
Let's
Jerk:
news.
Bitch:
go get that local
Jerk:
But number
Bitch:
radio
Jerk:
two,
Bitch:
was on the on their shit.
Jerk:
damn.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
they're about
Bitch:
had
Jerk:
to hit
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
this bus
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
you said.
Bitch:
he had to have time to to
Jerk:
get
Bitch:
go.
Jerk:
loaded and then buy
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
that bottle.
Bitch:
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there has to be some time here. Like
Jerk:
couple
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
hours.
Bitch:
was like, yeah.
Jerk:
It's a lot. I
Bitch:
That's
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
a lot,
Jerk:
like, this
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
is too fast. So Dean is trying to like figure out how to stop him from wrecking into the bus, which could hurt
Bitch:
Because
Jerk:
a lot
Bitch:
he can't
Jerk:
of innocent
Bitch:
see
Jerk:
people
Bitch:
him.
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
him, but you can't see death unless you're dead. So ring decides, Dean decides to take the ring off. That means his deal's off.
Bitch:
So now
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
he just
Jerk:
also
Bitch:
pops
Jerk:
all of a sudden
Bitch:
up in
Jerk:
you're
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
driving
Bitch:
car,
Jerk:
drunk.
Bitch:
you know?
Jerk:
I was.
Bitch:
You're just driving and the Jensen Ackles pops up next to you.
Jerk:
Poop.
Bitch:
What the fuck?
Jerk:
And he's drunk, so you're even more surprised, obviously.
Bitch:
I'm just like what the f- how much did I drink? Like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
holy shit. I shouldn't have a license So like he helps him crash his car into like he
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
wasn't
Jerk:
parked
Bitch:
about
Jerk:
car.
Bitch:
like a yeah parked car That's in front of the supper club and the supper club looks awesome, but I kind of
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
want to go to the supper club
Jerk:
Yeah. Agreed. And so our widower is unconscious and Dean's upset cause he's ended this deal. So he gets out of the car and he's calling us, Tessa announcing that he's lost Sam screwed, you know, just send me home,
Bitch:
Thanks for watching!
Jerk:
but nothing happens. So he puts the ring back on and when he puts it on the widower, just we're getting enough consciousness to watch him disappear.
Bitch:
So, you
Jerk:
Huh.
Bitch:
know, this guy, if he survives this, if he lives, it was going to be telling his tale to the police officers and saying, the man popped up in my car. Then he disappeared.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Then he appeared outside of the car. Then he disappeared again. Why don't you believe me? And then they go, your blood alcohol content is a 0.15.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
then he was like, but, but. you should be
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
dead but
Jerk:
yes,
Bitch:
anyhow
Jerk:
you're going to jail. So Tessa does appear, though, and Dean's very upset that he's fucked his deal up and disrupt the whole situation. And Tessa's like, yeah, no, we're done. I don't know what the fuck you want. He's like, but Dean wants to go back to the hospital for his unfinished business.
Bitch:
You done fucked up my day, Dean. You fucked up my job. Like what? I just gotta get, I've gotta clean up your goddamn mess, Dean.
Jerk:
And she's like, yeah, she's like, you wanted the girl to skate by. And Dean's like, no one really skates by. So they're back in the room and Dean goes and whispers to the sleeping dad to say his goodbyes and the dad kind of stirs cause he had been dozed off. And our, and our little girl flatlines.
Bitch:
Meh.
Jerk:
Natural order or not, but still sad. Anyways,
Bitch:
I guess
Jerk:
and.
Bitch:
kind of sad. I just also wasn't emotionally attached to this child. She was just a boring child. And
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
so like Dean's just also just bitter now.
Jerk:
Just call
Bitch:
Now
Jerk:
her
Bitch:
he's just
Jerk:
boring.
Bitch:
bitter Dean.
Jerk:
Hold on, you just called this boring.
Bitch:
They did nothing to endear the child to me. I'm sorry, she
Jerk:
HAAA
Bitch:
was just a boring child.
Jerk:
It's just funny. I kind of care. She's a boring kid.
Bitch:
Although, I mean, like she gets a good line, so.
Jerk:
Yeah, so she wants to know, like, I'm, she's like, I'm dead? What about my dad? I can't just leave him. It's not fair. Why me? And Dean tries to explain the natural order of things. And then she says the natural order is stupid.
Bitch:
And I agree that should also be in a shirt that the natural order is stupid, but it is the natural order. And but also like, what's not fair, like little girl, you were correct. What's not fair is that you got healed and you thought everything was going to be fine. And then you got
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
the rug
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
pulled out
Jerk:
fucked!
Bitch:
from under you. That is not fair.
Jerk:
She had a miracle
Bitch:
That is
Jerk:
healing
Bitch:
fucked
Jerk:
like two
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
hours ago and all of a sudden, and then now she dead?
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Like the emotional
Bitch:
that...
Jerk:
roller coaster that everybody's been put on here. And now what the fuck did she die from?
Bitch:
She had a heart condition.
Jerk:
But no,
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
but she
Bitch:
but.
Jerk:
was magically
Bitch:
Eh,
Jerk:
healed.
Bitch:
I don't know about that. Val, Val, I don't know science.
Jerk:
I don't know. It's still stupid. Anyways.
Bitch:
No, and so, but now, yeah, like Dean, like, I think he's learned his lesson here, too, but I don't feel like he has enough. Like, I felt like he was feeling sorry for the dad now at this point for the wrong reasons. Like the fact he was sorry that the girl was dead, but not that like you just did this awful thing to him.
Jerk:
put him
Bitch:
The
Jerk:
on,
Bitch:
super,
Jerk:
sent him on
Bitch:
super
Jerk:
this emotional
Bitch:
really bad
Jerk:
roller
Bitch:
thing.
Jerk:
coaster.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
not good.
Bitch:
cool. That's not a cool thing to do to somebody. Just so you know.
Jerk:
Oh, so we cut back to the barn, Bobby's land and
Bitch:
Oh
Jerk:
Bobby's Bobby and Sam are talking and Sam Bobby. Well, Bobby's trying to tell Sam that you don't want to do this. And Sam's got like got him all tied up and is like eyeballing this knife all dramatically and Bobby's trying to make his case, but it's actually. Back firing, I guess. Because he's like, I've been like a father to you, son of a bitch. That's exactly what everybody knows. And that's why this is happening. And Sam tells him that. Right when Sam's about to stab him, Dean's there. Yay. He grabs Sam's arm and punches him. Like you do.
Bitch:
Yep, Dean to save
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
day.
Jerk:
do. So now we've got Sam unconscious handcuffed to a bed in the bunker with Dean peeping in talking you
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
and they
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
have
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
means
Jerk:
very...
Bitch:
get some sleepy little psychopath. So the
Jerk:
I got
Bitch:
butt,
Jerk:
some long
Bitch:
they...
Jerk:
eye contact with Sam and Dean. Eye contact. All right. Dean goes upstairs though, and guess who's there? Death.
Bitch:
Yay! Death came by!
Jerk:
And he's got bacon dogs. Even better.
Bitch:
But dad, this I love death. He brought you bacon dogs, man. Like he went to he thought of you. He knew that you would want a bacon dog. He wants to be your friend.
Jerk:
He does. He went to a stand in LA and brought Dean one. And Dean
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
tries
Bitch:
door
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
dash
Jerk:
like talk.
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
Death
Bitch:
this is death's door dash.
Jerk:
Dash. And Dean wants Dean like tries to be snarky about death's taste in food. And death
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
like throws it right back at him. I'm like, good.
Bitch:
What are you doing, Dean?
Jerk:
Yeah, it
Bitch:
What
Jerk:
looks
Bitch:
are
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
you doing?
Jerk:
weird. It's like, what is Dean getting pretentious about food for? What the fuck?
Bitch:
What are you, Austin, why are you being pretentious? Like what stick
Jerk:
He's
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
just being
Bitch:
up your
Jerk:
bratty.
Bitch:
ass? Like
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
death
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
has
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
done nothing but like be really nice to you.
Jerk:
I'm just saying this whole Seoul situation has made Dean real cranky.
Bitch:
Yeah, I would think he just also has just been really mean to death. And I think for no reason. Like, I
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
been
Bitch:
get
Jerk:
pretty
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
chill to him, honestly.
Bitch:
Yeah, no, I don't understand your attitude, Dean.
Jerk:
Like I know that he doesn't like the idea of death, but like death's been really fucking cool to him.
Bitch:
Death's part of the natural order, death just is.
Jerk:
So death was like, just like, yeah, I just want to have a treat before I put the ring back on. And we're going to get kind of like, it's kind of a dialogue, but it's also very, it's mostly, this is a death monologue with some Dean interjections. That's pretty much what's
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
happening
Bitch:
so good.
Jerk:
here.
Bitch:
It's so good. I
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
love
Jerk:
it's so
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
good.
Bitch:
ring is I love the metaphor of the ring is heavier than it looks. I think that's beautiful.
Jerk:
Oh, it's so good. Yeah. And but it's like, look, you know, Dean knows that he failed. I suck to being death. I screwed up the natural order. And then death asks him, he's like, if you could go back, would you just kill a little girl? He's like, knowing what I know now. Yeah. But that's surprise that that's the response I kind of was to. But we get death discussing about how hard it is to look behind the curtain The natural order is not fun. Or, you know, when you fuck up natural order, it's not fun when you have to clean up the mess afterwards. So
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Yes.
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that
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So the moral
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this.
Bitch:
of the story is if you don't do your damn job, other people have to clean up your fucking messes.
Jerk:
Yes, ma'am.
Bitch:
So yes, Madame Tessa and everybody
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And,
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else.
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and,
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I mean, I love this. Like I think it's great. But then.
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and the... Oh, yeah. The human soul is not our ball. It is vulnerable.
Bitch:
Did you?
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impermanent, but stronger than you know, and more valuable than you can imagine. So anyway, so he's basically trying to talk to about the importance of the soul and it, you know, he, he He thinks that death rigged the bet that Dean is Dean is upset. He's like, he's not even really. I don't think he's even really hearing what death's saying. He's like, you rigged this. You knew I wasn't going to I was going to lose.
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Yeah,
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And
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he was
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that's
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like,
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like,
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what
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what
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is the
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the
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whole
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fuck?
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point
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I'm offended.
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of this? Why
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Why
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did
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are you
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you
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talking
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sit
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to me like
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me
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this?
Bitch:
through this? And then yeah, that's like, why maybe don't be such a bitch to me.
Jerk:
Yeah, cause I got your brother's soul right here, motherfucker! Like that.
Bitch:
Yeah, I mean, like, unless, like, this guy's been nothing but chill, he bought you a fucking bacon dog motherfucker, like...
Jerk:
and your brother's soul. Here for your bacon dog and a soul.
Bitch:
Mm.
Jerk:
And let you wear his really cool ring.
Bitch:
And it was gay. He got to wear his cool ring. Yeah. I don't know. And
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I'm
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also
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gonna get
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he
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to kick
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did.
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it with Tessa.
Bitch:
Yeah, I don't know, do you man you need to? Yeah, pull that stick out of your ass and get it together
Jerk:
It's all fucked. So anyways, Deans, but Deans like, why would you do this? And that's like, it's not really for you. Y'all just keep coming back and you're at a front to the balance of the universe, but you have your uses and you're digging for something right now. And I want you to keep digging. You'll understand when you need to.
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but it's about.
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So this is
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Yeah,
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sus.
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but it's about the souls. He does say that, he says it's about the souls. So there's something
Jerk:
All right.
Bitch:
about souls. He wants Dean to keep, Dean, keep digging Dean. We know that's what you're really good at is digging,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
but typically you're just better at digging graves. But, you know,
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or digging
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why
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them
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are
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up,
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you talking,
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you know.
Bitch:
yeah. Why are you, again, just be nice to him, man.
Jerk:
He's so mean. And I like that. Yeah. It's got a cool car. I'm going to go ahead and turn this off. I'm going to go ahead and turn this off. I'm going to go ahead and
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I really
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turn this
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do enjoy him
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off. I'm going to
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not just
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go
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because
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ahead
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he was
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and turn
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nice
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this off.
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to
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I'm going
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baggy
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to go ahead and turn this off. I And so but Dean really wants to double check now. He's like so is this wall thing gonna work? Death says 75% chance. I just think it's funny because that's the same
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I love
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thing
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that callback.
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from the beginning.
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Yeah, callback.
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It's a good callback. Yeah And then he puts his ring on his leaves. He's gone
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Yep, the guys ring back.
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And then, so.
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Dean's just revving to Bobby and he's like, open the door, open the door. And Bobby's like, what the
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back
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fuck is
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to
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happening?
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the bunker. And that's in there with Sam. But
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in
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death
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a suitcase
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ain't there to kill
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full
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him.
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of soul.
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He's got the really cool old like old timey medical bag, old timey leather medical bag. It's very neat looking. It's a leather satchel, possibly.
Bitch:
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Jerk:
And he's talking to Sam about it. There's a bright light coming from it. He's going to put a barrier inside the mind. It might feel a little itchy, but don't scratch the wall because you're not going to like what happens. That's concerning.
Bitch:
What? Yep. And then he picks up what we assume is Sam's soul. This is a glowy bunch of light. And I have
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ball
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like
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of light.
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a stress ball that looks kind of like the same consistency of it. So I'm like, is the soul just like a stress ball?
Jerk:
He says it's not a rubber ball earlier though.
Bitch:
But his dress falls in a rubber ball. It's maybe something else.
Jerk:
Oh
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Anyway, so he's got this, he's all like lights coming out of everywhere and Sam is pleading. Don't
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Pleading
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do this to me.
Jerk:
don't do this. You don't know what's going to happen. And death pushes the soul in and Sam is screaming and Dean's crying and it's very dramatic in the episode.
Bitch:
Yeah, and it does sound very painful, and it just gets to black.
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
We don't know what happened. We don't know.
Jerk:
Don't know.
Bitch:
Oh,
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but.
Bitch:
before we dissect that, that's it. So let's, let's go to, let's do some, some casting couch.
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eger that goes from back from:Bitch:
Oh.
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like loose buddies, but yeah.
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This Diana
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So angst.
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said she was one step away from Freddy Krueger and she couldn't wait to tell me.
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It's my degree of separation. There you go. And she's still I think her band's still around. Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs. Shout out to the singer. Hey, Leslie.
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I'm going to go to
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And
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bed.
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tuff. His career goes back to:Bitch:
Yeah.
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Any other Robert England you want to share before I move on?
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No,
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Is that good
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well,
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coverage?
Bitch:
I will say there is a will post it. There's a really fun soundbite of
Jerk:
Oh yeah.
Bitch:
them interviewing Robert England about his guest spot on the show. And he does say that, you know, his wife was a huge Jared Padalecki fan. So there's
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
also the fun with that. All
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Yeah.
Bitch:
right.
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So
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What?
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much. We've got so much Robert Englund trivia tonight. I love it. All right. Next up is Jolene. Our nurse is played by Alison Araya. She's been on a ton of TV and quite, quite a selection of both Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies I will add. But she was an ongoing character as an officer on Arrow, ongoing character as Aunt Victoria on Julie and the Phantoms. on the Peacemaker currently and Ms. Weiss in Riverdale. We also have Eva with the good with the good bangs is played by Danielle Benton. Interestingly, a lot of her credits are for dancing. She's a dancer. And so she was
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like
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one
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a
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of the dancers in
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like
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Sucker
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a
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Punch
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like a
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and
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dancer
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a TV
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or
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show called Hellcats and actually others. She's been a dancer as well.
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But like a, no, not like a, you know, like
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Not
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a,
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that, no, like a choreographed dancer.
Bitch:
okay. You sure?
Jerk:
And then Dr. Owens, who is our heart doctor, was played by Bruce Dawson. He was also Mark in White Noise, Mr. Clayton in Fifty Shades of Grey. He's done his selection of Hallmark in Lifetime Christmas movies as well. He was character Donald on the TV show L Word and Dr. Lawrence Gordon The newer one. And then our robber from the convenience store was played by
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Pew
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Primo
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pew.
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Allen. He's had
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Primo?
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a lot of single Primo.
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Like
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Yeah.
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my cousin? Like Primo?
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P-R-I-M. Yeah. P-R-I-M-O
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Nice!
Jerk:
Allen. Yeah. He's had a lot of small roles, single episode stuff. He was quote unquote the punker in If I Stay. And then he was Sam in Fifty Shades Freed. in, you know, names shows that stand out to me. Wayward Pines, Magicians, Fringe, and then most recently Assault, he was one of the soldiers in The Last of Us.
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Because it's got Pedro in it. The power of Pedro Pascal. He's from San Antonio.
Jerk:
And then our widower, so Jolene's,
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the ambulance baby driver, the guy in
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sure.
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the red jacket.
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The guy in the red jacket is Todd Thompson. He is playing Dick Eldridge in Rise of the Pink Ladies, which is the new series coming out.
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Mm-hmm. It's
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And
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out.
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then, I haven't
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It's
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watched
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out
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it.
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Hey, you wanted something shitty to watch you could
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And
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you could test that water for me
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then he's a surgeon in 50 Shades Freed. A lot of crossover here and a lot of single episodes, once again, including Magicians, I Zombie and Once Upon a Time. That's my list.
Bitch:
It was, there was a lot, but I mean, it was also just some big things.
Jerk:
Some good big ones in there, yeah.
Bitch:
So what was it? Some bigger, like I'm trending my nails. Some bigger ones.
Jerk:
bigger ones.
Bitch:
One, two, freddy's. Yeah. I always hated that, that rhyme though. That rhyme always freaked me out. Even though I know like he's
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Do
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not
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you want a
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real.
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confession?
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What?
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I've never seen any of the Freddie movies in their entirety.
Bitch:
Really? I haven't seen any of like the newer ones. Like I stopped
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and me
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like I liked like
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at
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the
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all.
Bitch:
80s, you know, like the good like old slasher ones, but I stopped watching them after a while.
Jerk:
I have not seen a single one. I'm familiar with them. I get the concept. I saw one of the, remember they had the TV show
Bitch:
Honestly,
Jerk:
for a minute?
Bitch:
I'm not that surprised. The list of things you haven't seen is pretty long and we make
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Well,
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fun
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I'm
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of
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a
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you
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wuss,
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for it all the time.
Jerk:
but I'm a wuss
Bitch:
So...
Jerk:
about scary stuff and I wasn't allowed to watch scary stuff.
Bitch:
See, and that made me want to see. That's why we're different though, because I wasn't allowed to watch scary stuff. So I wanted to sneak and go watch all the scary stuff. Like even when I wasn't supposed to, and it was like, Oh yeah, there's probably a reason I shouldn't be watching this and I'm going to be up and scared for a while, but you know. Some of us are rule breakers, but I still did my damn job. Unlike Dean. All right. And so let's get back to this episode.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Fuck you, Jena Winchester, do your goddamn job. See, I,
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fucking
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this,
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dumb
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it just, it. just irritates me because you committed right like I don't care like if you're
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He wasn't
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in a slack
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asked to
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off
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make a decision. He wasn't asked to have a moral compass about this. He was asked to do a fucking task.
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Mm-hmm. kids die. It sucks. It's sad. It happens. Like, and yeah,
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Do
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if
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you
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you
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think
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have
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death
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it.
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enjoys it? Like,
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That's
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come
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like,
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on.
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yeah, if you have a chance to stop it, like, I guess, you know, this is also just like going to Dean's character. But I think even Dean that would be like, Oh yeah, you know, probably that has to happen because it's death.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's how it works.
Bitch:
And then like, I think, you know, obviously some things, so I don't know. Cause let's deal with the Dean stuff and then we'll deal with the buck with the same stuff. But yeah, I think some of it I'm just like, yeah, like test as a boss bitch. That's pretty much what I get out of the Dean stuff.
Jerk:
Well, and I just like Dean's like, I get that he's obsessed with doing anything to bring like Sam's soul back. But I feel like he's not actually sitting in processing and talking about ramifications. He's like he is so single minded that he's not looking at any of the variables at play.
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And haven't
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I don't
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you
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think you
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learned
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make you
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that
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don't
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by
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make
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now?
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good decisions then. Hmm.
Bitch:
Like I feel like that's when the lessons like they've been taught the Winchesters, you know, the past six season, like you should think about the consequences of your actions. Like I know
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you're like hell bent on it, but didn't we learn this lesson? I don't know a few seasons ago. I felt like
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But
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we
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he's
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learned
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like,
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this a while
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he's
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ago.
Jerk:
straight up said he'd rather Sam be dead than be than than be like this. That's fucked a little bit.
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It is a little fuck, but then you also, so did Kate
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But
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and I,
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is
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let's
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it
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get
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him?
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to Sam.
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Because now we get to Sam,
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Now
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because
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let's
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is it
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get
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him
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to Sam.
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at all? Is it him?
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I mean, he's a murderer. Like, I mean, he's okay with murder. At least we know that. Like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
we don't know for a fact that he's a murderer beyond like the demon stuff
Jerk:
I tempted.
Bitch:
he's been going. Yeah. But he's at least like, and going
Jerk:
willing.
Bitch:
after like his, his, his daddy figure.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
That's like your cousin on meth. Like you just don't let them stay at your house. It's time for Sam to like, go get his own trailer.
Jerk:
Yeah.
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But
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No, it's,
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I mean,
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it's.
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I wouldn't kill him though. of Sam.
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Right. But
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Bye!
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I don't think Dean
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Like
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can do
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maybe
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that.
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just drop him off the side of the road like he's a puppy.
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But I think
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and
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Dean
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let him
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can do
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find
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that.
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his own
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But this
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way.
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is but this but this really this finally highlights to us how fucked the soul of Sam is.
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Yeah, this is pretty bad.
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pretty bad. It's hard
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That's
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to excuse
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a pretty
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this one.
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bad thing that he did.
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It is. Definitely.
Bitch:
But the Baltimore was kind of hot while he did it. So I mean, I got to
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What
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see
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was that?
Bitch:
Baltimore because he's all like, he's very like a Shakespearean actor and like his little valet. And then it's just like, he just popping in. He's like, ooh, I will give you a riddle about your father and blood and blood, you know? And he's like
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Yeah.
Bitch:
a vampire.
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Yeah. Love it.
Bitch:
But better than vampire in this show. Because
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Not a supernatural
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he doesn't
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vampire
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have like,
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because
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he
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they're
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just have
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like.
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short teeth. So
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Like
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yeah.
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a hot vampire.
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He's not a hot vampire. He's not,
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Thanks for
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he's
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watching!
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not a, he's not a toy vamp. He's not. So,
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But yeah.
Bitch:
I mean, overall, we know obviously Bummer land. We are just in, we are Bummerville,
Jerk:
Yeah, fuck
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Bumber
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him. We've got
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who's.
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this depressing ass thing where Dean's having to kill people because he's death and he's got to keep up the natural order. He's trying to bucket, which to get, I get the desire to bucket. I'm not arguing with the desire to bucket at all. I get it. That's
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How
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a
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many
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fucking
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times are
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sucks.
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you gonna
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It's
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say
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sad.
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bucket?
Jerk:
Bucket, bucket one more time. And then, but then you've got Sam, who's now revealed to us all that not only that basically not having a soul means he's a sociopath.
Bitch:
Yeah, he has a moral compass is really, you know, he has like, there is, if you went if he was in a court of law, he would not be able to be tried actually, right? He will know he could be found guilty of criminal insanity, because he does not understand the consequences of his actions.
Jerk:
No, but he does understand the consequences. He just is worth the risk to him because he's so logical about it. He went full Spock. And that's not the same thing to me.
Bitch:
Oh,
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I
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Sp-
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think that I don't think they would be able to say that he didn't understand because he totally understands he's not he doesn't he's not in denial about what he's trying to do.
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But
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He's
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he doesn't
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not.
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understand that it's wrong because he thinks the other thing is the greater good. I don't know.
Jerk:
No, he knows cognitively that it's wrong. He just doesn't doesn't
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Well,
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emotionally
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because he's like,
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impact
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I like
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him.
Bitch:
you, Bob, you like, you've been good to me, Bobby. I wish
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Yeah,
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I didn't
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he's
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have
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been good
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to
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to
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do
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me.
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this.
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I just it just it but he doesn't have any it's not that it's a straight up like I'm like, he knows that he
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This
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shouldn't
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is why
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do
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Diane
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it.
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and I should never be in a jury room together.
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Ugh.
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Like, oh, my God,
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I'll never
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I
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get
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swear
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picked for
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to God.
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a jewelry.
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Huh?
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I want to s- I want to be on a jury so bad they will never pick me.
Bitch:
they will never pick you, never. Unless
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to
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like
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seven.
Bitch:
someone's trying to like, thinking like they can like pull you in for a certain side, like you may get put into like, oh she'll fuck that side or she'd be really good for us. And then they'll be like, oh my God, she neutral? But like, you know, but you and I like together in a room, we kill each other.
Jerk:
it. I don't know. I just don't I think he fully understands what he's doing. I think that has he absolutely knows it's wrong. But it's a calculated risk to him to do it anyways, for the means
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
that for the ends, the ends justify the means kind of thing.
Bitch:
But okay, so but then we get the the the jellyfish soul, like it's put back into him, right? And we don't know what's gonna happen. But he's putting it like, and there's a weird itchy wall.
Jerk:
Magic wall. It's you all.
Bitch:
An itchy wall. Like, why is the wall itchy? Like, couldn't you like put some cortisone
Jerk:
How annoying would that
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on
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be?
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it? Huh?
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How annoying? Your
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Well,
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brain's
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it's like you're
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gonna,
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right,
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your
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like me
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brain,
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trying not
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is
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to scratch
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your brain
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my hair.
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gonna itch or your head gonna, or your heart gonna itch or like is it in your chest? Is it a physical itch or is it just
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Especially
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like you feel
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if there's
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itchy
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an itch
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inside?
Bitch:
inside your brain that you can't get at. Fuck you. I would rather be dead. I would agree, Sam. Like, don't put that in my head. Thank you. No. So.
Jerk:
That will drive a motherfucker insane.
Bitch:
Yeah, which is like what's worse is it a Yo Sam being driven crazy by an itch that he can't scratch or is it you know, which is worse.
Jerk:
I agree. I don't
Bitch:
So we
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
don't know we don't know what's going to happen, but it just I just feel like this idea of the soul is in they're establishing a mythology. Well, yeah, I will say that they are establishing a mythology
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
and a lot of things that come out of this episode. supernatural. This is something that you know is getting which is why I think the show runners were here and giving credit for it. It's something that like okay like this is a thing and obviously like
Jerk:
This is establishing canon.
Bitch:
yeah well obviously then Daz says it's about the souls like obviously
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
clearly we know this is something we have to think about but I don't think it's fair to find. I'm confused it right because like there's like Sam without a soul thinks there's like a totally different person, right? So now
Jerk:
So
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let's
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what
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totally
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happens yeah,
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what
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so
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happened
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it's very
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to soul
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weird.
Bitch:
with sam where he go
Jerk:
Yeah. Yeah, that's a weird. I don't like that
Bitch:
Did you just kill him? Kill my hot dude? That's not fair. I mean, he may be emotionally available, but he's still a person. I don't know. Ah. Anyhow, alright, anything else?
Jerk:
Ah, that's all I
Bitch:
Alright,
Jerk:
got.
Bitch:
cheers jerk!
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
