6:20 The Man Who Would Be King
Meh.. Its Season Six Episode 20 of Supernatural "The Man Who Would be King?. Do we hate it? Do we like it? Is Destiel on the rocks? Will Dean feel better after he takes the "Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me?"quiz.
Transcript
Jerk:
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana.
Bitch:
I'm Liz.
Jerk:
And we are almost to the end of season six. We're at season six, episode 20, The Man Who Would Be King.
Bitch:
The man who would be king. It sounds like a song, right?
Jerk:
It does. It sounds like something like that.
Bitch:
Ugh. It's up to you. What's going on? Eww.
Jerk:
Um, I was going to like be like, Oh yeah, I did all these things. But then I was trying like, what did I do recently? Oh, so I went, um, what have I been up to? I went and saw, um, uh, the Longhorn Ballroom Players, which is a newly established house band at the Longhorn Ballroom.
Bitch:
Y'all have
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
a house band now?
Jerk:
yeah, we have to. Well, we have R&B and a country one. Pretty cool. Really fun night. And we got some pool time in. And we went to our anniversary dinner. Me and babe.
Bitch:
Happy Anniversary!
Jerk:
went and had a delicious dinner at Town Hearth in Dallas.
Bitch:
Did you
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
get
Jerk:
was,
Bitch:
a steak?
Jerk:
we actually didn't get like a steak steak. We got, we had martinis and bubbles and martinis. And then we had their
Bitch:
So you
Jerk:
special,
Bitch:
got drunk.
Jerk:
yes. We had one of their specials was grilled peaches with marscapone and prosciutto. And it was like that. And then their insane bacon. You had that with us, I think. like super
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
thick
Bitch:
think
Jerk:
crazy
Bitch:
so, yeah.
Jerk:
bacon yeah and then we had um one of their other specials was like filet medallions with like the really like those stupid good tomatoes and onion and blue cheese and stuff so it's kind of like a like a deconstructed salad kind of vibe and then we had uh wagyu asada french fries
Bitch:
Fuck yeah.
Jerk:
So we had, I had steak stuff, but I didn't
Bitch:
You had
Jerk:
have like
Bitch:
a steak?
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
steak. So it was delicious
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
as
Bitch:
sounds
Jerk:
usual.
Bitch:
lovely.
Jerk:
It was a lovely evening. And yeah, so I'm looking forward to celebrating babe's birthday this upcoming week.
Bitch:
Woohoo! Happy Birthday, babe!
Jerk:
Yeah. How about you? You've got all kinds of excitement going on.
Bitch:
Isn't that exciting? I don't know. I just moved my house or part of my house and it's very exhausting. Some tips I might have if you're moving into houses. One, you may want to visit your house in the evening. You know, like before you run it, just to see how dark your house actually is because oh boy is my house quite dark.
Jerk:
Really?
Bitch:
Well, I think also it should be supplemented by lamps and my lamps did not get moved because my moving company fucked me over or I don't know. But my lamps are still at my house.
Jerk:
Got
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
it. So lamps
Bitch:
those
Jerk:
are important.
Bitch:
have, they are important, but also I would have no idea where to plug them in right now because the house is completely like just. boxes and floors and like, I don't know, like there's boxes that are in the garage. I don't know where those are supposed to go. There was like my boxes from my kitchen are in my living room. And so
Jerk:
fun.
Bitch:
I don't know where my underwear is. And, and my bed broke.
Jerk:
Still.
Bitch:
Like, yeah, no, I still don't know where my underwear is. I haven't had time to look for it. Like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
But you found the coffee maker. That's important.
Bitch:
I finally found the coffee maker just buried in the bottom of things. So that was made and I also it's, it's. I don't know. I was just like, there's my list of things to do. Like I don't have a broom right now because of brooms at the other house. It's like, is it faster for me to go get a broom or just to wait until tomorrow? Like
Jerk:
It's kind of a coin flip at that point.
Bitch:
Yeah, there's just so many things like it sucked down into boxes that you don't realize you're gonna need until you're just like, where's the toothpaste? Like, isn't it like,
Jerk:
That sucks.
Bitch:
Yes, I found like the toothpaste, I couldn't find my lipsticks. And so like before we started filming, like I was running around trying like, and I finally found like a lipstick and I just like kind of smudged it on just to make it look like I wasn't dead and then like wiped it off. That's kind of where I'm at.
Jerk:
Okay. Reasonable. Moving
Bitch:
Peace
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
out.
Jerk:
stressful. We, yeah, that's one of the things that keeps me every once in a while. I'm like, man, I bet we could like, you know, we can move out a little bit, get a little more like space and stuff. And like, oh, then I've actually moved. Fuck that. So
Bitch:
Well, it's you know, it's exciting.
Jerk:
it's good.
Bitch:
But it's
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
it is exciting
Bitch:
it's,
Jerk:
though.
Bitch:
it's but it's you forget like and I used to move all the time, like not all the time, but a much more frequent
Jerk:
Frequently,
Bitch:
basis.
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
And I think like as a child or youth, and your bones are much more resilient. And you had just own a lot less shit because you're young and poor. And you just don't have a lot of stuff. And then like you become a middle aged woman who has disposable income because you have no children and
Jerk:
You acquire
Bitch:
then a pandemic.
Jerk:
things.
Bitch:
happens and then online shopping and it being tonight happens and then and then you realize you have acquired you know the internet all the occult books on the internet and you have to move all the books
Jerk:
and books are heavy to move.
Bitch:
the books are so heavy but that's why you hire people to do them and hopefully they're not stupid and they move your books for you and you know Anyways, vet your movers and make a plan and try not to, like, I mean, some of these things were not my fault. Like I've had a lot of shit thrown on me in these past few weeks. Like I had to, I went to Cincinnati last week too. Like, which do I have, I have
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
nothing to say about that. Like I went to Cincinnati, I did
Jerk:
Did
Bitch:
nothing.
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
I literally
Jerk:
eat
Bitch:
did
Jerk:
Skyline
Bitch:
nothing.
Jerk:
chili? Ha ha
Bitch:
I ate no fucking chili. Like I ate at the pizza
Jerk:
ha.
Bitch:
restaurant across the street from my shitty hotel. It was not a shitty hotel. It was a medium.
Jerk:
It was
Bitch:
It was
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
a basic hotel. It was like the Jennifer Garner of hotels, right? It was fine. Um, like, so
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
it was. And then I flew back and then I flew, flew Baltimore and I was like, I had a long way over and I was like, oh, I could go sneak out and get drinks with my friends. And then I was a chicken shit because my clear had been fucking up. There's something going on with my clear where I'm in the system, but I had to go to a pod to update it. And I think it's because I had a new license since like
Jerk:
Oh, weird.
Bitch:
the... clear thing, but I'm about to change my address anyways, as I just moved. So like, do I just,
Jerk:
So why bother?
Bitch:
do I want to,
Jerk:
Wait.
Bitch:
but I'm like, do I want to do that before the, before I fly out of the country? Like you're just,
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
because I don't, I don't, you can't change your passport right? And my IDs need to be mapped. So, I'm just saying,
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
I, maybe I didn't move yet. Maybe I've got
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
not yet.
Bitch:
a couple more months until I move over, we'll see what happens to the lane with this podcast. So, but, anyway.
Jerk:
I don't know what you're talking about. Huh?
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
Yes. Yeah. I don't
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
know what
Bitch:
it was, um, I moving stressful plan ahead, pay people
Jerk:
you're talking
Bitch:
to do shit. Maybe
Jerk:
about. Huh?
Bitch:
pay
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
them more money than I did. I don't know. I think I thought I paid them. Who knows?
Jerk:
Uh... Eh.
Bitch:
So, I think that's
Jerk:
And then you're
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
getting ready to go. You got an exciting plan this weekend though, right?
Bitch:
What's this weekend? No,
Jerk:
see ghosts is that this weekend
Bitch:
no, that's next weekend.
Jerk:
okay
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
sorry
Bitch:
weekend is, if you're in San Antonio, uh, Alamohiro cons this weekend. That'll
Jerk:
There it
Bitch:
be
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
up at shirts, but there's no supernatural people going this time around. Uh, no, this weekend I'm going to try and find a way to, uh, go get my Jeep from.
Jerk:
Oh, that's right.
Bitch:
Yeah. So it is, it's going to be, uh, trying to figure vehicle
Jerk:
Vehicle
Bitch:
rotations.
Jerk:
transport. Yeah.
Bitch:
Yep. But
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
at least my little beastie, she has a new battery in her, so, because I was mean to her and let her sit in the garage for a while without being hooked up to her trickle like she was supposed to be.
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
So she had to get a new battery put in, but she got some fluid change, you know, she had a little cleanse, you know, sometimes she used to get a little detox
Jerk:
There you go.
Bitch:
before...
Jerk:
A little Jeepy Spa Day.
Bitch:
She had a little spa day, so she's gonna get and go to her new home.
Jerk:
Nice.
Bitch:
So... Alright!
Jerk:
So I guess we better talk about this episode.
Bitch:
Sure. All right. So we're not really excited about it. And there's fun things in this episode, but
Jerk:
There are, and I get that it drives plot. I'm just, yeah, go for it.
Bitch:
Well, I was also thinking about it, and I think this is what happens when you tease your audience and kill what you supposed to be the big bad before your season finale. So you had basically your season finale. Where do you go from there? Right. Is you have to go back down. Like the only way you have to get like the excitement for a season finale, you got to go back up. You can't. You can't run at a level we just killed
Jerk:
It already
Bitch:
Eve,
Jerk:
climaxed.
Bitch:
, and that was also a film in:Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
ut I doubt it. So there was a:Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
it's about the story of these two ex officers from the British Raj who like went into India and then like they go to remote village and like the people start worshiping them. There's a whole, it's a whole, it's really bad. It's a bad message. Like everything about it's not good, not
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
good.
Jerk:
like a weird
Bitch:
So.
Jerk:
colonization thing. Yeah.
Bitch:
it's a conversation and it's just like a whole, but the whole story and save your shit. Like it's, ew. So, and I think there's also, that kind of goes with this episode, right? It's kind of, ew. Like
Jerk:
Still cringy.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
an interesting thing when you have the writer direct, like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I think, I think. I don't think a lot of good stuff happens from that. So this episode is cringy, but there's some really good stuff in it. So we're gonna just start off with casts and memories.
Jerk:
Cass is monologuing. He does that a lot in this episode.
Bitch:
Is it- I think it's narration though. I don't think it's monologuing.
Jerk:
It is,
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
right? It
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
started,
Bitch:
narrat-
Jerk:
he does a couple monologues, but you're right. The proper word is narration. That's that's a good
Bitch:
Because
Jerk:
correction.
Bitch:
he's telling it's like he is it's like a dear reader type thing or dear listener, dear viewer, I guess.
Jerk:
But in the beginning, he's talking, it sounds like he's talking to somebody. And so this is kind of like our kickoff. He looks real sad and he's reminiscing about all the things that he's witnessed from fish coming to shore, the tower of Babel. Um, you know.
Bitch:
Which apparently was made out of crap and also while they're doing this, they're showing clips from douche canoe, DW Griffiths and tolerance. Which I'm just gonna leave that there.
Jerk:
I'm talking about Divine Wrath, Cain and Abel, David and Goliath, Sodom and Gomorrah, but the most remarkable event never happened because two boys, an old drunk and a fallen angel stopped it from happening.
Bitch:
What time is it? It's time for a montage. Who loves a montage?
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
We love a montage. I honestly do. I love a montage, but I feel like the montage needs better music than this. This is just like a sad montage.
Jerk:
And it's kind of a sad montage.
Bitch:
I want fight music. Can you imagine if you took this episode right here and you just like chained, I think I'm going to do that and don't sue me Warner Brothers or whatever. or whoever music I steal to do this to. But so to take this and then like, or maybe we'll have Babe write a song for it. Okay, so we'll have Do This. We will take, we will steal, we will borrow, we will fair use the part of this where they have the montage. And take out the sad music and put in happy music and see how that tone changes.
Jerk:
So, yeah. So basically they, they ripped up destiny and the rules to get to for freedom and for choice. But was this the wrong choice?
Bitch:
And then I think you see this as part of like his humanity, right? Cas is really for an angel. This is something that he's struggling with. It's like, how do you know you're making the right choices? And as my ADHD has been stressing out this week that I'm going to spiral about making choices. So I
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
get you Cas. I get this.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
You're spiraling here, but you're spiraling and we have to watch it.
Jerk:
Yeah, so we get, you know, Dean's driving and this would be terrifying if you're just driving on the highway by
Bitch:
I would
Jerk:
yourself.
Bitch:
have crashed. I think at this point Dean's kinda used to it, right? Like
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
at
Jerk:
think
Bitch:
first
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
he was scared,
Jerk:
too, but it's still
Bitch:
but now
Jerk:
like.
Bitch:
he's just like, all right, here Cass, here's my boyfriend.
Jerk:
Cass just show up. And they're talking about, both of them are claiming to be hunting for quote unquote Satan Jr. Crowley. But Cass is lying and saying that, oh yeah, he must have, he totally tricked me about those bones, so weird. And Dean's like,
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
ah.
Bitch:
is you are a bad cheater cast. Like if you're going to be stepping out, you need to be better than this. Like you're just not a good liar.
Jerk:
No, and Dean's like, yeah, we need to find him and rip his head off and shove it up his ass. Right now, Sam's out tracking a gin nomaha though, so I'm going to go meet him.
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
I did voices,
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
you like that?
Bitch:
yeah, yeah. And Dean's just like, you know, can you call it? Call me, right? Like, if you're in real trouble, like, you'll
Jerk:
Yeah, kimesha.
Bitch:
call, like, are you okay, boo? Like, I think, like, something feels off and I'm just, you know, I'm trying not to pressure you. I don't wanna, I don't wanna make you mad, but okay. And like, this is like, you kind of feel like him first, like, testing the waters, right?
Jerk:
Cass just flops away.
Bitch:
Usopp's away and we got to Crowley just making a mess.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah. So I was like, is this a lab, a morgue, a torture chamber or all of the above? I don't know.
Bitch:
Poor Kate in a low-stops.
Jerk:
Right. So and Cass walks in and Carly's over the body of what we realize is Eve. Because she did. And he's got her chest cut open.
Bitch:
It's just so absurd. It's so gross and absurd.
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
Like, I think it would be awful. Like, it would, it's funny though, because it's so stupid.
Jerk:
It's ridiculous. Like this
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
weird
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
cage
Bitch:
here's...
Jerk:
thing holding her chest open and then some dude strapped to this like cage
Bitch:
I feel
Jerk:
gurney
Bitch:
so bad.
Jerk:
thing
Bitch:
I feel
Jerk:
in like
Bitch:
so bad for the vampire.
Jerk:
bondage gear.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Like what the
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
fuck?
Bitch:
the gimp in the corner like and
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
there's two gims in there. But also just like the eggs are just
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
like the
Jerk:
God.
Bitch:
weirdest fucking
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
eggs
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
you've
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
had
Jerk:
she
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
won't stop laying eggs. And it's like these like it's like, like oversized fish eggs.
Bitch:
And it reminds me of like if your dad had to design a haunted house. Like I remember
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
my
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
dad
Jerk:
peeled grapes.
Bitch:
designing a house
Jerk:
Are those
Bitch:
when
Jerk:
the peeled
Bitch:
I was
Jerk:
grapes?
Bitch:
eight. Like this is your dad's haunted house. This is what's happening.
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
Ben Edlund, I imagine, has children and he was doing this for his kids. He was making his kids haunted house.
Jerk:
Uh, it's so weird because her body's still laying eggs, even though she did. And the guy that's standing upright starts when, when Crowley decides to go watch this and puts the electrical wand to Eve's head, which has the, like the top of her skulls cut off, like, what the fuck could
Bitch:
It's
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get
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got
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so
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a she's got a convertible
Jerk:
weird?
Bitch:
head now.
Jerk:
And he like touches this little like electric wand thing to it. And the vampire gimp feels it. I don't
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
know, it's
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
all weird.
Bitch:
also like it's a vessel right so why is this happening to a vessel I have some problems with this
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Bitch:
like it doesn't make sense because really it's like she's just writing and like unless
Jerk:
in this
Bitch:
she
Jerk:
in a meet that's a meat suit that
Bitch:
unless
Jerk:
they found
Bitch:
okay
Jerk:
that the dragons got for her.
Bitch:
right unless she just absorbed it in like I don't know it's weird
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
Cas
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
kind of absorbed his meat suit.
Bitch:
know but I do like that Crowley thinks that this does hold erotic value
Jerk:
Yeah, that they can share a feeling sensation. Yeah, that's about it.
Bitch:
It is like, it's the original, I don't know what were those things at... You know, like the sex toy of like, your partner gets one thing and like, and
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
it like...
Jerk:
looks for remote control, like panties and stuff or
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
what? I don't know.
Bitch:
I know there's a word for it. God damn it. I don't know. Anyways.
Jerk:
Well, Crowley's pissed that Sam and Dean killed Eve because he's still sure that she could have gotten them to purgatory, but now she did. And because that he's not just mad at the brothers, he's not just mad at Sam and Dean. He's also mad at Cassiel for letting it happen because Cassiel protects the brother.
Bitch:
and he gets a little worked up.
Jerk:
Yeah. Tells them it's a conflict of interest. Gets real mad, but. We get another montage from Cassiel.
Bitch:
he also when he gets real mad he stabs Eve again and that poor
Jerk:
I hate
Bitch:
vampire
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
he's just like shake and I feel so bad like and I feel like he's the unsung hero of this episode like nobody mentions
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
him at all like he's just there alive just suffering and nobody says his name when
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
he's doing he's just the poor guy that gets fucked
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
up when Cali stabs Eve.
Jerk:
that's true. Well, either way, we get Casiel admitting that he is compromised because he does care about them so much because the brothers, they're guardian because they taught him how to stand up and what to stand for and what happens when you do. And this is when we get our fun montage
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
did
Jerk:
we go
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another
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back.
Bitch:
montage. But I really I do. I really I think that's a very poetic. It's a very poetic speech. Like
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
the
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is.
Bitch:
like I feel like that's something like I would have like in a punk rock song, you know, like, you know, they taught me to stand up. They taught me what happens when you do like, you know, you get kicked down. Like there's just like there's so much heart in it. Like, yeah,
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
got this heart like like. It makes
Jerk:
That's fair.
Bitch:
me want to stand up and fight for shit.
Jerk:
Does
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
it? OK. I'm
Bitch:
a little bit.
Jerk:
teasing. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I don't know.
Bitch:
It definitely works in pulling your emotions,
Jerk:
It does.
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
And this one's a good this one, but it kicks off with the hey ass butt, which is like add some good comedy to it. But
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
as a cut, you know, and but also, but that's a feels right that is like, is what if it's Cass's like, first really like almost human moment. So he does that. And like, so we like as a fan of the show, you have that connection, right? So they're pulling on it. So it's a good thing to put in the month.
Jerk:
That's fair. And and he talks about when he got exploded and we get a pretty cool close up of like the blood droplets from when he
Bitch:
Yeah, I had to watch this on my iPad and my smaller iPad because I couldn't find the stand for my larger iPad. I know my struggles are very, very harsh. But so I had paused it and it was like right in the middle of the blood splatter and it was like, it would be an amazing screen. I was like, I almost saved it as a screen saver because it was just this really cool like, there
Jerk:
Yeah, it was a super cool effect.
Bitch:
was, I love
Jerk:
This,
Bitch:
that effect.
Jerk:
I will
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
say, like, and I'll just say now, like the one thing, like one that was interesting about this episode, they did some really cool, like freeze frames and slow-mos and stuff like that. But.
Bitch:
Yep, I think the cat is crawling out the back of my chair.
Jerk:
That'll be exciting.
Bitch:
Yes, I will.
Jerk:
So but then it shows his whole body come back together and yeah, they stopped Armageddon but at a terrible cost.
Bitch:
Well, and it's, you know, this, this amazing idea of like, I died, God put me back together. Then I
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
realized how important I was because God put me back together. Right? Like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that is starting off something. He's like, oh, and then my hubris, which is, you know, the, you know, the major problem of every, like, this is how you start going. Like, are we going into Greek mythology here? Right. Like, or a Shakespearean play where the hubris is a problem of like every fucking thing and kind of, right.
Jerk:
Yeah, yeah.
Bitch:
And then we get some montage of Sola Sam and how I miss that sexy bastard.
Jerk:
But we get the big surprise here and we find out that
Bitch:
Oh yeah, that was it.
Jerk:
Cassiel is the one who pulled Sam out of hell.
Bitch:
Ah! What?
Jerk:
And he got him out without his soul because he was it was not intentional. It's because he was overconfident in his in his mission and his ability to do it.
Bitch:
Oops.
Jerk:
And so he knew all along that Sam was there too.
Bitch:
Oops. Yeah, so you already done like you're fucking up your family here. Like you were you were not doing right by your
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
family, your friends. Like the first thing you should have done when you raised up, Sam should have been, oopsie. Hey, Dean, I did something and I did something bad. Or probably I would have gone to Bobby. That would have been my first choice. And I'm like, Bobby, um, I thought that.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
and try to do something, help. Like
Jerk:
Help,
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
help,
Bitch:
when you like,
Jerk:
help.
Bitch:
you admit like, but if you choose
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
to not admit it and just to start playing your lies, they're gonna start piling up.
Jerk:
Yeah, so yeah, so we cut to a scene with Crowley and Castiel and Crowley's just basically begging Castiel to kill the Winchester brothers. And obviously Cass is like nah, duh. But and then Crowley's like well I'll do it and Cass is like I'll just keep bringing him back. So anyways, so they're you know. Castiel is insisting that Crowley shouldn't worry that Sam and Dean want to kill him because he's going to help them, you know, keep off this trail.
Bitch:
Hello kitty.
Jerk:
But Crowley's like, look at all these fucking, you know, angels, gods, celestial demons, whatever that have died because of the Winchester brothers. So I am not going to underestimate that.
Bitch:
And I think this really is a really one, it's hot because you're smart. But it's just like this really like, it's very smart. I'm just like, I'm not underestimating them. And that's when, and we start hearing them call the boys more and more, this is where this
Jerk:
We
Bitch:
really
Jerk:
do.
Bitch:
starts. So, but I think this is one of the reasons that I like Crowley is because, you know, he's not stupid about this shit.
Jerk:
Yeah. So, but Cass is like, you find purgatory or we're just going to, you know, keep dying. We're both going to keep dying until the end of time. And in the meantime, I'll make sure they don't find you. So we cut to Bobby's and at Bobby's house, Bobby has a demon chained up in a in his living room with under the
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
devil's
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
trap.
Bitch:
One thing, one thing, sorry, I wanted to say, because I had to talk about my hot Crowley and I got distracted because I had a cat ripping apart my thighs. So when Cass is telling Crowley to tell you to find, he needs to find Parker toy or they're fucked. And you know he's just like he's like the worry the witch at Winchester's won't like won't hurt was like the Winchester's won't hurt you like right and we get kind of like this very this attitude that we start seeing from Cass is like, don't worry, like, I'll protect you from the bad Winchesters. But that makes like Crowley be like, what? Like, I'm not worried about the Winchesters. Come at me motherfuckers. Like, just what he was like, I'm not going to underestimate them. He's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like, no, no. Wait.
Jerk:
Like, no, no. Like, I'm not going to underestimate them. I ain't scared either kind
Bitch:
I ain't
Jerk:
of a thing.
Bitch:
scared, I ain't scared of this.
Jerk:
Ain't scared. So yeah. So yeah, Bobby's got a, a demon with a red beard, uh, chained up in a devil's trap in his living room, like you do. Um, and Sam's there with him and they're talking about how this, basically that this demon.
Bitch:
So do you think that devil's trap is permanently on Bobby's ceiling?
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
Is this for other decor? How would my landlords feel? No landlords. I am not putting a double strap on my ceiling. Please
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
mean,
Bitch:
rip open my lease.
Jerk:
but yeah, so he apparently this is something we kind of heard about starting in the last couple of episodes. But basically, this demon is out hunting monsters. It dug up a nest of vampires and read our demon. is just out hunting on a mission for monsters now. So they're like, yeah, because you're working for Crowley. And he's like, no, King's dead.
Bitch:
Well, and Bobby is demonstrating some insanely good interrogation skills, right?
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
He's working a compliment. He's like, oh, yeah, like, you're a good hunter now. Like all these, like, vamps need to be a you clean up that nest of vamps. Right. We're crawling.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Like, and just
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like throwing it out of like, I'm impressed with what he's doing. But then he kind of starts creeping me out.
Jerk:
Only thing he says is holy water in his face and says that you're the proof that Crowley's alive. The fact that you're hunting is proof that Crowley's alive. Okay. So and then he decided then they decided to start showing off their demon blade to him. Real, real threatening and sexy like. They're going to stab him. That's real weird.
Bitch:
It's weird. It's weird. This whole thing is weird. I also
Jerk:
Then
Bitch:
just don't like I don't like I okay, I guess I probably I don't like torture. I
Jerk:
Oh, that's what it is.
Bitch:
think
Jerk:
And then
Bitch:
that's what it is I don't like torture and I don't
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
care
Jerk:
explains
Bitch:
about who
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
it's against like I kind of just don't like it.
Jerk:
Yeah. And then they get stabbed in the leg.
Bitch:
At least not this for this. I'm like, this is not worth torturing. Red,
Jerk:
Yeah, so
Bitch:
poor
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
red.
Jerk:
gets the demon blade to his thigh and then Dean gets
Bitch:
Also?
Jerk:
there.
Bitch:
So Demonblade to thigh? Like that
Jerk:
I thought
Bitch:
doesn't
Jerk:
it would
Bitch:
kill
Jerk:
kill
Bitch:
you?
Jerk:
him. I don't know.
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
I'm very
Bitch:
does it
Jerk:
confused
Bitch:
have to
Jerk:
about
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
stab
Jerk:
too.
Bitch:
like a specific organ? Like
Jerk:
They've
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
never
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
specified
Bitch:
a new thing?
Jerk:
that to my knowledge. I don't remember that specified at all.
Bitch:
I'm pretty sure if you had a demon knife, like, that's in, like,
Jerk:
If you're
Bitch:
ephemeral
Jerk:
a demon and you
Bitch:
artery.
Jerk:
get stabbed with a demon knife, I think you're dead.
Bitch:
I don't understand what's happening. I'm
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
just gonna drink more.
Jerk:
don't either. But Dean and Sam are going to go talk in the kitchen, talking about Sam, what Cassiel said when he showed up. And Dean's like, oh yeah, Cassiel totally thinks we're on a monster hunt. He doesn't have any clue that we're going to get close to Crowley. And I'm like, oh shit, they know something's up for sure now. Cause like all we had a hint of whether they might know something was up in the last episode when it ended was that they, you know, they. It doesn't seem like a mistake Cass would make to mix up the bones.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
That that was kind of, it's only hint we really had. So now we know that Sam Dean and Bobby are suspect. It's totally, totally suspicious of, of Castiel
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
and.
Bitch:
and we know that because Dean also calls him the what does he call him? The god damn it. No, I didn't put it in my notes because I thought you
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
would have to your notes. And now I have to go look at the book. It's it's the guy from Perfect Strangers. What's the name of the guy from Perfect Strangers? It's what? Damn it.
Jerk:
Bucky?
Bitch:
What's his name? Balky. He is the Balky. What like the.
Jerk:
I love
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
no,
Jerk:
show.
Bitch:
this is bad podcasting.
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
whatever the guy's name is. So but it's, he makes a very like you pop culture reference to like talking but basically he's calling him stupid. He's saying
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
that Cass is stupid and so he's allowed to make a mistake or like he's
Jerk:
Naive kind of thing, yeah.
Bitch:
dumb, you know, and I don't like that. Because Cass isn't dumb. He just maybe speaks doesn't speak your pop culture language sometimes.
Jerk:
Well, but Dean's also just he's also upset about lying to a friend. He's like, look, you know, maybe Crowley tricked Castiel. But Bobby's like, I could be in it together. Maybe Superman went dark side. And then we get a lot of references to kryptonite and Lois Lane.
Bitch:
Yeah, it's a very, very long nerd reference. And, but it's also an important one because it's something that gets referenced back
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
at
Jerk:
does
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
come
Bitch:
end
Jerk:
back.
Bitch:
of this.
Jerk:
It does.
Bitch:
So it's Superman gone dark side. So maybe he had to stock up some kryptonite and then Dean does turn to Sam and say that makes you Lois Lane.
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
Then Lois Lane was awesome. So, but kind of dumb.
Jerk:
And now we see behind all this conversation going on, Cass is just spying on him. So he has nothing better to do. He's like running this fucking like war in heaven and trying to keep, you know, Crowley from sending goons to kill all of them. But he's just got time to eavesdrop.
Bitch:
Yeah, one, eavesdropping on your friends, rude.
Jerk:
Rude.
Bitch:
Two, I immediately want this power. Please let me eavesdrop on my friends.
Jerk:
Ha ha
Bitch:
I would like to jump in and drop on in everybody's conversations right now.
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
But we can't do that, I can't do that. And so what's, you know, Cass is monologuing about this shit, right? About Dean is trying to stay loyal to his instincts while he thinks he's being played a fool. And really the only thing that I can think about here is Destiel and what is happening. And Steen is conflicted because he thinks his boyfriend is cheating on him with Crowley. Exactly what's happening. So I think the only solution for this is for us to find a quiz. And I'm just going to pull up a random quiz on the internet. Um, this is from pro profs quiz. And this is going to quiz to tell us, is my boyfriend cheating on me? All right. You're ready. So we're gonna start this. I have not taken this quiz. I don't know what the results are gonna be. I think I also have malware. All right. So has your boyfriend ever cheated you on the past? No, I am not sure. It felt like he did, but it's not confirmed. Maybe or yeah. Has Castiel ever stepped out on Dean in the past?
Jerk:
Not sure.
Bitch:
I'm not sure. Does it feel like he did? It's not confirmed. I'm worried about that.
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
Alright.
Jerk:
it doesn't feel like you did.
Bitch:
Is he always putting you down and never building you up? I would say no. I feel
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
like that's the opposite of Castiel, right? Yeah. Oh,
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
puts them down some like they would never understand. You're just human.
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
But.
Bitch:
is true. Oh, damn it. Can I change my answer to sometimes? Okay. Sometimes. All right. Can you reach him by phone when he is out of town? I would say. Is that maybe no, sometimes or yes.
Jerk:
Sometimes.
Bitch:
Can you use his cell phone at any time? Yes, no, maybe. I can only use it sometimes.
Jerk:
I go with yes.
Bitch:
Yeah, the cast would give me his phone and give Dean his phone, right? Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Are you invited to family dinner on Thanksgiving? So I guess would be like, can Dean go to Thanksgiving in heaven? Maybe.
Jerk:
Maybe.
Bitch:
Um, no, and no. Or yes, I am invited.
Jerk:
I mean...
Bitch:
Would do a casting Dean to a Thanksgiving dinner in heaven with other angels? I feel like those angels will put him down. I was saying maybe. I think it's a
Jerk:
I'd
Bitch:
maybe.
Jerk:
say maybe. I think I'd
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
say maybe.
Bitch:
it's a maybe. Have you found your boyfriend's profile on an online dating app?
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
Is Cas on Angel Tinder?
Jerk:
No, he is not.
Bitch:
Okay, we're gonna say nope on that. All right. Is he always accusing you of cheating? Has Casper turning this around and accusing Dean of stepping
Jerk:
Nope.
Bitch:
out with other angels? No, he is not.
Jerk:
Never.
Bitch:
Does he always keep his cell phone calls and text messages deleted? I'm pretty sure that sometimes he deletes this there is a thing on here. Sometimes he deletes his phone call and messages and he does that just because he's stupid and doesn't know how to work a phone. Does he have a problem with you coming to his house without calling first? No, sometimes, or yes, and yes. So Dean showed up in heaven. Would Cassie help be upset if he didn't
Jerk:
He
Bitch:
call
Jerk:
did.
Bitch:
first? He did. Was he upset? No, he wasn't, right?
Jerk:
Mm-mm. No.
Bitch:
Does his female coworkers call him after work and they often don't discuss work?
Jerk:
when they call him after work, but they do discuss work.
Bitch:
So sometimes, no, yes, and I'm not sure about it. What
Jerk:
I'd
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
say
Bitch:
it? Okay.
Jerk:
no, because they discuss work if they talk.
Bitch:
Has he started eruptively taking showers as soon as he gets home?
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
There is one that says I can't say for sure as I don't live with him. And so we're going to say that one. Has he been trying to avoid being romantic and caring towards you? No, he's romantic as he used to be. I can't say for sure, but we don't spend enough time. Maybe, or yes, he's changed a lot.
Jerk:
You know it's I can't say for sure but we don't spend enough time. You know that's the one.
Bitch:
Have you found certain items at his house that were not his? No, I can't be sure. Maybe or yes. Have
Jerk:
I can't
Bitch:
we found
Jerk:
be sure.
Bitch:
things of Crowley's at his house? I can't be sure. Has his schedule changed abruptly and he starts giving excuses of his whereabouts that can't be confirmed, like always using his brother or close friend as the excuse or a Civil War baby?
Jerk:
No, he just
Bitch:
We have
Jerk:
has
Bitch:
yes,
Jerk:
the Civil War.
Bitch:
sometimes no, or I am sure, but his schedule has changed a lot.
Jerk:
I think no, I think his schedule, I mean I don't think his schedule changed
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
much.
Bitch:
think he's giving me excuses about where he's been.
Jerk:
That's true.
Bitch:
Okay, I'm going to say I am sure, but his schedule has changed a lot. Like, it was so okay. But his last one. Does he pick fights for no reason at all? No, never. I feel like he does it sometimes. Maybe, or yes, all of the time.
Jerk:
I don't think he picks fights.
Bitch:
I feel like he does sometimes. I was
Jerk:
Okay,
Bitch:
saying, no never
Jerk:
sometimes.
Bitch:
or sometimes? Okay.
Jerk:
You can say sometimes.
Bitch:
You got it, maybe, but then it can be that your head is playing with you. Considering the options that you've picked there are slight chances. Okay. Consider the options that you've picked. There are slight chances that your partner might be cheating on you. Although there is no concrete sign. You should stay more aware. Most probably it is just in your head. Oh. Oh, so that's still not an answer. So fuck that quiz. I, Dean is, Dean
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
is still confused.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
Poor
Jerk:
Sorry,
Bitch:
Dean.
Jerk:
Dean. We didn't solve it for
Bitch:
Sorry,
Jerk:
you.
Bitch:
Dean. We don't know if your boyfriend is cheating on you yet, but I think you're going to find out relatively soon. So
Jerk:
Oh yeah.
Bitch:
we go back to more disturbing Bobby torturing things.
Jerk:
Yeah, he's twisting the demon blade and the blade in the demon's leg. And we've got a, you know. The demons like, look, I don't even know where Crowley is. I only know where the dispatcher is. Oh, so he does know where somebody is or something. He knows that Crowley's alive. He admits that. And he mentions Ellsworth. I freaking love Ellsworth and we'll come back to that.
Bitch:
No, we're about to because it's
Jerk:
Well, we're
Bitch:
really
Jerk:
no,
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
it's not, it's right here. Nevermind.
Bitch:
right here. It's
Jerk:
He
Bitch:
right
Jerk:
is,
Bitch:
now.
Jerk:
they
Bitch:
We're
Jerk:
say
Bitch:
at
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
the.
Jerk:
he is the demon counterpart to Bobby Singer.
Bitch:
He is a
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
demon
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
poppy
Jerk:
fucking
Bitch:
singer.
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
so good.
Jerk:
is amazing. Ellsworth. I want an Ellsworth and Bobby show. Where they like, where they're like the, like frenemies. That's what I want.
Bitch:
They have to write an agency together.
Jerk:
Yeah, but they like hate
Bitch:
Yeah, they
Jerk:
each
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
other.
Bitch:
to like, we know. So Bobby has to work for heaven and or like, you
Jerk:
Yes!
Bitch:
know, so Bobby has to work for heaven. So take the show. Like, come on, Jensen Ackles, you know, license this
Jerk:
There's
Bitch:
shit.
Jerk:
your
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
show.
Bitch:
it probably work better than the Winchester. So what?
Jerk:
Burn.
Bitch:
Anyway, so.
Jerk:
Yeah. So he's got his like, I love, I just love the scene. And he's got like his multiple Blood Bowl phones going plus
Bitch:
Yes!
Jerk:
the row of regular phones. It is so fucking good. The Blood Bowl phones is fucking brilliant. Like
Bitch:
It's brilliant!
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
Fucking brilliant!
Jerk:
I died. I was dying when that happened. It was so
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
good.
Bitch:
you know, and this is also I'm sure there's an amazing antidote that's in my books where, yeah, but yes, there's like bubbling and he's like going back and forth. He even pretends to be the FBI.
Jerk:
when
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
regular
Bitch:
it's just
Jerk:
when they're on the regular phone, like he stopped talking to the blood bowl to pick up on the regular phones and changed his voice so he can be the FBI and verify that those agents are his like.
Bitch:
Honestly, he makes Bobby look bad. He's so good!
Jerk:
So good. We've seen Bobby do that good though before. It's just pretty funny. But yeah, it's just really like super clever character and choice there. Really like it. And so two demons drag a body in and he yells at them to take it outside and around back. And then Cassiel shows up because he's like, well, I know that this is how this is how the Winchester brothers and Bobby are going to find Crowley. So And I'm afraid that there will be a battle here and I can't let them find Crowley because crowd blah, because he's trying to protect everybody now. So he kills all these demons.
Bitch:
He's spying small. He's just he's just he's just on a smiting spree. This is he's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
got a smiting problem in this episode. He's just smite,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
smite.
Jerk:
smite, smite. So yeah, and then he just tells himself that he didn't have a choice. He's doing it to protect, like Sam Dean, myself, everything. So I
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
had
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
to.
Bitch:
also like, he's getting so emo. He's just like, I don't even know anymore. He's just like myself. And like, I keep feeling like this narrative and I don't know why. I keep feeling like this Jack Kerouac on the road type of thing that's coming out and I hate it. I just hate it.
Jerk:
Like the sew like that, it's what I have
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
to do.
Bitch:
like, what is also just, you can tell, and I know it's on purpose, that it's a person making excuses for themselves, right? Like, you know, you're doing something that's questionable to your morality,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
you're, but you
Jerk:
You're
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
rationalizing
Bitch:
an ult, you're
Jerk:
it and
Bitch:
rationalizing. That's the word, rationalizing.
Jerk:
yeah. So he's just, he keeps saying that he has no choice. That's one of the things I think is a theme too.
Bitch:
Yeah, that you don't have leg but he says he has no choice but that's also weird because Cass's big thing is free will right?
Jerk:
Exactly. So.
Bitch:
So, we have a lot of issues with your morality here,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Cas.
Jerk:
Now, your personal ethics have some conflicts within them, sir. So, um, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Are you hearing that? The, you're hearing the crackle?
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Okay, let's pause.
Jerk:
Oh, it stopped.
Bitch:
Yeah, it's this connection. And I have no idea where this extra ones are. Okay, hopefully that'll hold. How long, like, do we need to go back and redo shit? Like, how long is that going on for?
Jerk:
That one wasn't very long.
Bitch:
Okay. All right. We'll just
Jerk:
It did
Bitch:
suck
Jerk:
one
Bitch:
it up.
Jerk:
earlier, but you, I thought it fixed, that one
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
was fixed fast too. I'll have Dave check for
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
just, I thought it was my headphones and then, and then it was like, it would start happening again. I was like, wait, I think that may actually be. Sorry.
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
New equipment, re-assembling equipment where I was, I did that shit in like five minutes, so I was pretty impressed with how well I know how everything goes now.
Jerk:
No worries, I got a time mark, so we'll cut that. And now we're starting with the next scene, so it's perfect, you ready? All right, so we've got Sam and Bobby, oh, I said it backwards. Dean and Bobby
Bitch:
Yeah
Jerk:
bust in at Ellsworth with shotguns drawn, Sam's coming in from the rear, they are fucking ready to go, they found the motherfucker, oh, but it's empty, and it's been cleaned really, really well, so.
Bitch:
And you also, this like gives, it ruins the chances of Dean and Sam and Bobby meeting Ellsworth.
Jerk:
I know it's just the sad part. I really just wanted
Bitch:
I didn't
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
want
Jerk:
meeting.
Bitch:
them to, I don't want them to kill him. Like, I guess eventually they would have to probably, but like
Jerk:
And...
Bitch:
that, like, oh my God. Bobby
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
Ellsworth.
Jerk:
want that interaction.
Bitch:
Damn it
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
Cass.
Jerk:
need that crossover.
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
that's also another theme of this episode is just damn it Cass.
Jerk:
who drowned in his bathtub in:Bitch:
Why did we need that part of the fat? Because it's a lovely day. Like it's just a lovely afternoon. Like
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
you didn't
Jerk:
just a
Bitch:
need
Jerk:
pretty
Bitch:
to...
Jerk:
afternoon in a garden.
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
could
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
left the... which is how we know that Cass is becoming more emo because he's putting in like these really dark facts. Like...
Jerk:
Right, and there's a guy flying a kite in a really pretty garden. That's what we got.
Bitch:
Yeah, I mean, just it's a lovely day. I would love to hang
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
out at
Jerk:
looks
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
really
Bitch:
guy's
Jerk:
pretty.
Bitch:
heaven. Yep.
Jerk:
Yeah. And a bunch of his angels show up and they're like, hey, so now we was a flashback while he's in heaven. He's talking about this goes back to right after they thwarted Armageddon. And they're
Bitch:
Sorted!
Jerk:
like, yeah, spice up the language. Here we go. And they're like. Oh, hey, we saw Lucifer destroy you. And so it must have been God that put you back together. And he's like, no, it was the Winchester brothers. They're like, no, you're our leader now. God saved you. Ta-da.
Bitch:
And this really reminds me of the life of Brian, where they had the people who are, you could really like follow the shoe and follow the gourd, right? It was like, this is the thing that's supposed to represent, like, or is it like, no, oh, we must follow the shoe. No, follow the gourd. So no matter what Cass says, they're gonna be like, oh, okay, like, we're gonna follow whatever
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you say.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
Because we basically the implication is that these angels are sheep
Jerk:
their
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
followers.
Bitch:
they are followers. And you know what? Some people and some angels sometimes they're just followers.
Jerk:
Well, and they imply through this episode a lot too, that angels just are inherently our followers. I mean, if you think about conceptually, if they were created to serve, not to have free will. But
Bitch:
Right,
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
gets complicated.
Bitch:
it gets very, and we get in this very morally, this is a very morally complicated thing, right? Because you could say that some, even I even say like, you know, some people are just followers, and that is a personality thing. But at the same time, like, you know, I believe in, you know, you know, we coming together as community in all these things. So, you know, I don't know. It's very, it's very complicated.
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
Angels
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
are
Jerk:
messy.
Bitch:
this they're going into a very messy thing here, too. Like we can almost like change this like AI and stuff, right? We're creating like you created this thing that is meant to serve you. Now I made Diana scared. And we'll move on.
Jerk:
Yeah, I don't... Fuck me.
Bitch:
She's like, oh, no, we're there again.
Jerk:
I sent an email that's gonna get me... put me on the watchlist for the... our tech or AI overlords because I definitely said I don't trust them in email this week.
Bitch:
I love my AI overlords. Call me anytime, baby.
Jerk:
So,
Bitch:
All right. So
Jerk:
but,
Bitch:
they're just like, they don't know, like, what do we do
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
freedom?
Jerk:
trying to,
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
and he's trying to, yeah, he's trying to explain freedom and he's like, what? He's like, now freedom is just a length of rope to hang yourself.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
So it's
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
like.
Bitch:
was like I was like, why do I suddenly feel like dancing to the Smiths with Cass? I think
Jerk:
Oh my gosh, explaining freedom to angels is like
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
teaching
Bitch:
that is a Morrissey
Jerk:
poetry
Bitch:
lyric.
Jerk:
to fish.
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
pretty sure like there is this.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
text like yes. All right. So then we cut to
Jerk:
His the fancy super fancy office. And I feel like you probably really enjoyed this scene, too. So it's a
Bitch:
Oh
Jerk:
super
Bitch:
God, I
Jerk:
fancy,
Bitch:
love this scene.
Jerk:
like wood panel office. And you're like, oh, who's there? I was like two guards on that. Oh, it's Raphael's. It's super Marka like.
Bitch:
America!
Jerk:
There's
Bitch:
Fuck yeah!
Jerk:
we have a portrait of we have a lovely picture of a plane. And then we have a portrait of George W. Bush.
Bitch:
I hope that was
Jerk:
American
Bitch:
one.
Jerk:
flags.
Bitch:
I hope I hope George wait, which one was the painter?
Jerk:
George W. That
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
the painter.
Bitch:
I hope George W that I hope that was a self portrait.
Jerk:
It was not vaccine self-forged or whatever.
Bitch:
Hehehehe!
Jerk:
Online, but yeah.
Bitch:
I was like, shit, have you actually seen it? Because I wouldn't be surprised if you had.
Jerk:
I have been to the Presidential Library once, it's
Bitch:
I was
Jerk:
in Dallas.
Bitch:
there to build that. Dude, something's like, oh my God, new,
Jerk:
Yeah. It's on the SMU
Bitch:
I have
Jerk:
campus
Bitch:
a new house
Jerk:
in Dallas.
Bitch:
and so something's swept past my window but I can't see because the light is reflecting in. Okay.
Jerk:
Well, it's on the SMU campus.
Bitch:
Oh, okay, yeah, I'm not going to ask Mia. Alright, cool.
Jerk:
It's a very pretty building. I didn't get to walk around much. I went to a speaking event there to
Bitch:
Cool.
Jerk:
listen
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
to people.
Bitch:
I mean,
Jerk:
But years ago, but
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
still I
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
need to go
Bitch:
a library.
Jerk:
back.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah. But anyways, and so we find out that it-
Bitch:
That's the whole point of this is.
Jerk:
The whole point of it is that he's in Ken Lay's cabin, Ken Lay's heaven and he's borrowing it because he's devout.
Bitch:
Well, so the devout thing is in CASA is like, I question his admittance. And Ralphie, I was like, he was devout. He trumps everything. I mean, that's gross. That's so gross. But
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
but also hilarious.
Jerk:
So it was very funny exchange. So basically Rafael's like, Hey, Cass, you're going to have to kneel to me and pledge allegiance for rebelling. And yeah,
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
we're going
Bitch:
I have
Jerk:
to free.
Bitch:
this thing here, like... If somebody tells you kneel before me, kneel before Todd, whatever, like, I'm always just going to say no. Like there's never any way where like that turns into a good thing. Right? Like.
Jerk:
No, and I'm with you. I'm just unfortunately going to say that there is a section of the population that thinks they'll say no, but when
Bitch:
Yes,
Jerk:
things
Bitch:
yes,
Jerk:
happen
Bitch:
I know that. But like, so somebody like in Cass's place, I feel like this shoves you in a corner, right?
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Because even if you're like, I would probably be willing to have like rational negotiations with you, but then you tell me to kneel before you. And then I'm like, I'm gonna kick you in the balls, motherfucker, because
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
I'm not kneeling
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
before
Jerk:
you just
Bitch:
you.
Jerk:
you just killed the negotiation here.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Like I might
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
have
Bitch:
think
Jerk:
I might have agreed with
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
you.
Bitch:
is,
Jerk:
However.
Bitch:
Raphael does not have good communication skills.
Jerk:
He does not. He's very arrogant.
Bitch:
Yeah, that does not make for a good leader. I don't know. I do not think.
Jerk:
Mm hmm. Yeah. So
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
he's going he wants
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
to free Lucifer and Michael and wants to get the show back on the road. He wants to do the apocalypse. He's ready.
Bitch:
But why?
Jerk:
He thinks that's necessary because it's God's will. But really, that means he and he they're like, he's like, why do you know that's really just what Rafael wants? Rafael wants it. And angels are not built for freedom. They're built to follow. So they get in a fistfight for angels. And
Bitch:
And Raphael smites the shit out of him. And
Jerk:
yeah, he beats the fuck
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
out
Bitch:
smites
Jerk:
of
Bitch:
his
Jerk:
Castiel
Bitch:
ass.
Jerk:
and Cass is bleeding on the garden.
Bitch:
The poor autistic lawn is... I don't want to call it that, sorry. Like, it's just, I don't know, the green lawn. The green lawn is now just covered in his blood. But I also really like how saturated that heaven was. Like, the colors
Jerk:
Yeah, it was
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
really
Bitch:
it were just
Jerk:
pleasing.
Bitch:
really
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
nice.
Jerk:
don't know what's wrong with
Bitch:
I would
Jerk:
that. Like
Bitch:
hang
Jerk:
I said,
Bitch:
out
Jerk:
there's
Bitch:
there,
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
lot of things shot about this episode that I really enjoyed. I'll talk about how I felt about the episode at the end, but like there's a lot of things about how it was done that I think were really cool. So anyways, we've got Sam, Dean, and Bobby are still at Ellsworth, and they've realized that this house is way too fucking clean. They're like, God, like. So they're like, all right, this is normally what we'd call Castiel, though. And Dean's still trying to like kind of defend Kaz. He's like, look, he's always had R back. We need to give him the benefit of the doubt. And so.
Bitch:
And I spent he is like you're at that point where your friends are like, look, he's a dirty cheating bastard.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And you're like, Yeah, but you remember the time like he like bought me dinner. And then there was a time he like he cleaned my car. And he like remember when my mom was
Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
sick, like he like he dropped me off there like, you know, you start listening like all the thing the good things that they did. So
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
you can rash again, the rationalization of like, we should trust him.
Jerk:
Yeah. So they decided to call him and guess what? He didn't show. So
Bitch:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Jerk:
they're about to leave. But what happens? Oh, they get attacked by demons. And one
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
says,
Bitch:
you remember,
Jerk:
Crowley
Bitch:
I'm sorry,
Jerk:
says
Bitch:
remember
Jerk:
hi.
Bitch:
the part of the quiz where like, where you know, can you get a hold of him? Like, this
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
is a thing. Is he answering his cell phone? No, sometimes. Sometimes he's just not answering.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm Sometimes he's not answering and but so one of them says Crowley says hi So this is their actual confirmation now like they knew Crowley was alive but this is like the real confirmation and that Crowley is now after them and Dean's getting punched in the face a lot Saying that looks terrible. So Castiel was watching all of this happen. So he watched them call and didn't fucking answer That's like a look at your phone and watching someone calling you and refusing to answer it. Hmm And then he's pretty surprised. We get a lot of freeze
Bitch:
I would never
Jerk:
frames
Bitch:
do that.
Jerk:
in this. What? We get a lot of freeze frames in this too. And finally, Casiel decides that he's got to go smite these demons to save his friends.
Bitch:
Reveal yourself! And he just like suddenly appears and smites away. Smites away.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Again, so
Jerk:
Smites
Bitch:
much smiting.
Jerk:
him away, even though it'll make Crowley mad. And Dean's pretty stoked to see him and he's like, Oh yeah, you know, I guess here's my big news. My big report is I believe that Crowley's alive. And they're like, duh,
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
we,
Bitch:
Yeah, duh, yeah,
Jerk:
we
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
all knew this. Okay. And Dean points out to Bobby though. He's like, look, see, look, Casio just saved us. See? Told you everything's
Bitch:
See?
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
Told
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you he's fine. He's not cheating on me. There's nobody else. Like, he loves me. He's here.
Jerk:
Yeah. And then they're like, yeah, so let's tell them all about how we're hunting Crowley. It's fine. No big deal. It's so silly that we thought you were in cahoots with him. Cahoots.
Bitch:
And they'd like apologize,
Jerk:
I said cahoots.
Bitch:
right? Cahoots you did. Yeah, we
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
got thwarts.
Jerk:
they're
Bitch:
We got thwarts. We got cahoots. We're just everywhere today.
Jerk:
working on
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
it today.
Bitch:
you know, but like, and I like, but I also just feel for Bobby and Sam, because I feel like they were just like, they were like,
Jerk:
Okay, yeah
Bitch:
oh no, okay, we were wrong. And then like, that's the worst feeling
Jerk:
and they apologize.
Bitch:
as a friend, like, were you like, you're like, oh, no, like, you thought like somebody was like, man was like cheating on them all the time. And it was like, girl, like, he's like, fucking cheating on you. And then like, you find out that he wasn't
Jerk:
Wasn't...
Bitch:
you're like, oh, shit, my bad. Like,
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
I'm sorry, he was going to night school. or whatever he was doing, but like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
now I'm just like, so this is double fucked up, right? Like it's
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
even worse.
Jerk:
And then him and then though Castiel makes a crack about Superman
Bitch:
Don't
Jerk:
turning
Bitch:
do too much.
Jerk:
to the dark side.
Bitch:
See, that's your dumb ass, man. Dumb ass, if you're cheating on somebody, you shut your fucking mouth. That's
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
well,
Bitch:
you do. You
Jerk:
number
Bitch:
don't say
Jerk:
one,
Bitch:
shit.
Jerk:
and everybody knows he can't make any fun. He is incapable of making pop culture references. Number one. Number two, this is obviously means that he was listening in on them before. So Dean, you can tell Dean catches this immediately.
Bitch:
And they all do, but Dean at this point, like he could have just exploded. He
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
plays
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
it off.
Jerk:
did. He plays it off, makes this kryptonite crack and moves along. So we. Next thing we have Crowley and. And Castiel meet up and they pissed, they both mad at each other. Cass is mad because Crowley said demons to kill his friends. Crowley is mad that Cassiel shouldn't have friends. And it's all about the big lie about the. you know, about good and righteous casts.
Bitch:
Yeah, blah, blah. Then cash shows Crowley up against the wall and he is like, I'm still an angel and I will bear you. And that's fucking hot.
Jerk:
It was pretty impressive.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
I feel like this is not how synergy works.
Bitch:
See, I also this is one of the things I think I also really dislike about Cass in this episode is how much he looks down on Crowley and.
Jerk:
Um, I mean,
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
Crowley's
Bitch:
it's kind.
Jerk:
the king of hell. He should probably respect him a little bit.
Bitch:
Well, he just looks down on him because he's a demon, right? And he has this very it's a very superior like his superiority accomplice is like, and I
Jerk:
Intense.
Bitch:
get it, you're an
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
angel and he's a demon.
Jerk:
But.
Bitch:
But like you tell him all the time that he's a piece of shit
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
and you're looking like basically that
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
you're working with him.
Bitch:
And you're working with him and Crowley is just who he is, right? And so like, to me, it's like, it makes you the shittier angel for
Jerk:
Mm.
Bitch:
like looking for treating somebody that way. You're treating someone who's helping you, even though he's, he's trying to, he's trying to like, he has his own angle. You're still a piece of shit.
Jerk:
That's not very nice.
Bitch:
Mm-mm.
Jerk:
So we get another we do get another narration scene from Castiel, and he's just wondering why he's doing all this. Rafael Stronger, blah, blah. So he shows that he actually and how it all started, though, is that. He went to go try to get Dean to help him figure out to fight, and he got there and he sees Dean raking leaves when he was with Lisa and. He stops for pauses for a second, just kind of watches. Then Crowley shows up and wants to make a deal. He said, look, it's about souls and getting Raphael's head on a pike. There's be a happy ending for all of us. Let's at least talk. So.
Bitch:
And I do love I love a head on a pike. Also, he refers to Castiel as an angel of Thursday. And there's like there's some like there's a very poetic lines in here. And an angel of Thursday in a cult lore is actually what Castiel was referenced as, and that comes from Gustav Davidson's book, The Dictionary of Angels, which I just like that his name is Gustav. And there was a he was a poet. from Poland like during like these later Nazi oppression came to United States and became a poet and library and was like a librarian for Africa which library he really think maybe a Library of Congress and like wrote an angel dictionary like based on things from the Talmud the Kambala and medieval court war and stuff like all these six
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
periods of angels and I've got it somewhere in here but also Gustav
Jerk:
Gustav. All right. Yeah. And so basically they, you know, Crowley convinces Cassie to listen to his elevator pitch. And
Bitch:
Come
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
on, come on, come on, just five minutes. It'll
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
be worth your while. And also he's just so dirty, right? Like he just like throws, he's like, and he's just like, look, man, like when he was talking about the head and a pike, he was like, I'm talking about happy endings for all of us, all possible entendres intended. Come on, just chat, just chat, Cass,
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
come on.
Jerk:
we go to a hallway. This is a very long, very plain, very boring hallway with a stanchion down the middle and a big row of people. And like, I don't, do you even see those taken number things anymore? Are those thing anymore?
Bitch:
Yeah, that would actually be in the deli section.
Jerk:
Okay. You do the take a number from
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
the little red
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
ticker.
Bitch:
get it when
Jerk:
All
Bitch:
you get your deli meat. Oh!
Jerk:
right. Well you take the little ticker when you get, when you get in line and you stand in the line and the time and like basically the whole thing is like, you see this crazy clock read out with a bunch of numbers and
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
everybody
Bitch:
it is.
Jerk:
looks very disappointed. And Crowley appears and explains that this is one of his improvements to Hades because there was too many masochists in hell that were asking for another when they were getting punished. So this is his new.
Bitch:
Nobody would ever.
Jerk:
This is his new way to punish in hell. No one likes waiting in line. And once if you make it to the front, he goes straight back to the end. Efficiency.
Bitch:
I love this. This is very Tim Burton. It's very reminiscent of the waiting room in Beetlejuice. Also,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
it is rumored that Ben Edlund was one of the souls that were in line and has not been confirmed.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think, uh, I just it's like, I think bureaucracy like that is a nightmare.
Bitch:
Now bureaucracy is hell. And
Jerk:
That's what
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
it is.
Bitch:
I love that is, this is also, I think Crowley is so smart, right? And he was just like, what?
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Hell is inefficient, I put him this line. It's worse, it is funny.
Jerk:
Yeah, yeah, I like it. I was deeply amused. So anyways, um, and like, and so Carly's, Cassiel's explaining, look, I have to either submit to Raphael or die. And Carly is like, are you French? And
Bitch:
I always
Jerk:
so,
Bitch:
look like a Japanese or French.
Jerk:
I know you can't resist it. I'm sorry. And suggests that resisting might be an option. You know, there are angels that'll follow you. So start a civil war. You're not the same as Lucifer.
Bitch:
He's just working
Jerk:
He...
Bitch:
the sale though. It's just
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like, he's like, oh no, it's like, start a silver war because you're a sexy little bitch. Like, oh, people like you Castiel, like God raised you. Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah. I mean, you never know. God brought you back, right? And, you know, he's not the same. If you started civil war, you're not Lucifer. He was a petulant child with daddy issues. That's not what you're doing. So.
Bitch:
Right? I mean, why else? Why would God have brought you back? Catholic.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And then he's just playing on this, like this ego
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
is a very interesting,
Jerk:
Pride,
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
pride, pride.
Bitch:
pride, and just like these human, you know, human, like, it's very hard when you talk about these, you know, myth mythical creatures aren't supposed to have human emotions that
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
are
Jerk:
they
Bitch:
having
Jerk:
definitely
Bitch:
human
Jerk:
do.
Bitch:
emotions. You
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
know?
Jerk:
And he's like, because I got a plan, sir, I've got a plot of land. I'm just kidding. Now,
Bitch:
I've
Jerk:
it's fine.
Bitch:
got a bridge
Jerk:
So we're going to do Purgatory and in Purgatory, all of the souls of every fanged and clawed creature we can have, if we can find it and then. But we could we need help finding it and then we can
Bitch:
Monorail,
Jerk:
split the souls
Bitch:
mon-
Jerk:
half and half. And then we can split the souls 50-50. I keep my power in hell, you gain power in heaven. Ta-da!
Bitch:
And while he's doing this, there is, did you see the picture in the hallway? And I catch it as like, I couldn't tell if it was a Nazi or Mark Shepard in a Nazi uniform that was just like on the wall and like in the background. And I like, I read like I went through like all like the supernatural wikis and like just I didn't have time to do like deep research on it. So if anybody knows
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
what the fuck that picture was, the back of the wall is okay.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
It was interesting, but...
Jerk:
And then he makes him an additional offer though. And he's like, so while you're, while you're thinking about this, I can just float you, you know, 50,000 souls. It's just so weird. Like dealing
Bitch:
It is so
Jerk:
in.
Bitch:
weird. And also before that, he is like Sam's cast is very adamant that he can't use the Winchesters for this.
Jerk:
Bye.
Bitch:
Right. And he was like, you can't. And Crowley says, I have a big, bald patriarch. I can take
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
off the bench,
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
which means that not only did we learn this episode, the cast is the one that raised Sam from perdition. Now we know how Samuel got out.
Jerk:
Yup, they do. That also means that Samuel was in hell.
Bitch:
That also means that Samuel wasn't fucking out. Boom.
Jerk:
I'm weird. So,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
is it? I don't know, he's kind of a dick.
Jerk:
don't know. I mean,
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
saw, I didn't like him. I'm sure he
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
did some
Jerk:
not
Bitch:
shitty
Jerk:
when he came
Bitch:
stuff.
Jerk:
back, especially, but he seemed fine, I guess, when he was before.
Bitch:
We don't know. I mean, like,
Jerk:
We didn't get enough of his
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
personal
Bitch:
we saw
Jerk:
character.
Bitch:
how his attitude was towards killing monsters. He probably had that like, did he have that attitude his whole life and that? I don't know. Also, I think we've determined like in this world. What the fuck is happening, like how your judge where you go one way or the other.
Jerk:
Yeah, so we go back. Cassiel goes and tells Rafael, hey, we're not going to have a fucking apocalypse. Hey, angels, you're there with him or with me, deuces.
Bitch:
And he's just this is where I was like, Cass said his pride filled him with Red Bull and gave him wings and then he shows his glory power. I told Diana I had a Red Bulls reference of things really. But yeah, so he really but he's up there in heaven. He's just like, look at me. I love his power. And this is like, I think where his ego has just been like, probably did a really good job of just like inflating him.
Jerk:
Yeah. So we've got Sam Dean and Bobby are just still kicking it at Ellsworth's for some reason. And they try to call Castiel again while they're sitting around drinking some whiskey. And he shows up. He's like, hey, how can I help? They're like, oh, yeah, we need to leave a plan to track down Crowley. So, you know, come, you know, come talk to us. And he walks into the room and then Bobby throws a match on the ground. And then they set the ring on fire and Castiel's trap.
Bitch:
Burning Ring of Fire.
Jerk:
He's trapped in the ring of fire with that. What is it? The artisanal
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
oil?
Bitch:
his artisanal holy oil from Jerusalem.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Yeah. And also with the board part of this too is like Dean just like so hurt. Like
Jerk:
Dean
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
looks
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
bummed.
Bitch:
like he's bummed. And like I can also like see this like as someone who has a limited amount of friends like you do when you when you're middle age, like Dean doesn't have a lot of people in his life. Or
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
I guess Cass isn't a people, but you know, like
Jerk:
Yeah, that's close enough.
Bitch:
he's got basically
Jerk:
He's
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
people
Bitch:
he doesn't
Jerk:
adjacent.
Bitch:
have he doesn't have Lisa anymore. He's got Sam now he's back. He's got Bobby and he's got Cass. And that's pretty much it. So I'm just like, oh shit, like now I can't even trust Cass, motherfucker.
Jerk:
Yeah, and Dean just like bags him to tell the truth that please tell me you're not working with Crowley and And and Cassiel just can barely look at him, but wants to explain and
Bitch:
He sort
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
lies way out. He's not trying to explain.
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
lying.
Jerk:
says he says he wants to explain but he's just gonna lie and they're like Did you go up and work together the whole time? They're going after purgatory and Cassiel just keeps insisting that it was to protect everybody Yeah
Bitch:
And Dean looks at him, he's like, look me in the eye and tell me you're not working with Crowley. Son of a bitch, you cheating bastard. And so he knows.
Jerk:
Is that what it is?
Bitch:
When he says son of a bitch, I felt it in cheating bastard. But no, and this is Cassie, Cass tries to come back and he is like, because he wants to trust him. I'm your friend.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And then he like is trying so hard to tell him that he's his friend that he says, but Sam, I raised you from perdition.
Jerk:
Yeah, but I will say he does reference before it right for you. It's about I want to get to that is that he says that it's the souls and that with the souls he can beat Raphael. That's kind of the first time that this group have heard that information, I think, and they kind of move on to it
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
but they've
Jerk:
say.
Bitch:
been like, I think this is the first time I've heard about cats, right? Like this
Jerk:
right
Bitch:
is like the
Jerk:
trying
Bitch:
soul.
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
So they've been hearing
Jerk:
yeah
Bitch:
that like all season.
Jerk:
well yeah but i mean like a lot of castiel being involved in trying to collect souls
Bitch:
And maybe
Jerk:
has not really
Bitch:
like maybe
Jerk:
been directly
Bitch:
gives them an
Jerk:
hit
Bitch:
under can give them an understanding what the fuck it's the souls actually means, because
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I still don't understand anyways. Like I've seen him use the souls and I don't get it. I don't get where you get these souls from. Like what happens? Like, how are you compressing them? Because like in hell, they just looks like people walking in lines, right? They were like, right?
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
I don't know.
Jerk:
don't know. So Cassie, Cassiel, but Sam, like you said, is like upset. He's like, you did a piss poor job, you know, raising me from perdition. Did you
Bitch:
Hahaha!
Jerk:
bring me back solace on purpose?
Bitch:
Ouch!
Jerk:
Who wonders if that was intentional? And Cass is pretty offended by that, but it's a fair question at this point. And
Bitch:
Fair point.
Jerk:
he's like real upset about it, though. And he's like, look, Rafael's going to kill us all and turn the world into a graveyard. I didn't have a choice. See, that's
Bitch:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jerk:
the hmm. And Dean says that you did have a choice and you made the wrong one. And Cassiel is still trying to like backpedal. He's like, well, it's complicated and trying to explain still. And it's just like, and Dean's not having it. He's like, you kept it a secret because you knew it was wrong. Which
Bitch:
And he's
Jerk:
is another
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
good call
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
out.
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
Mm hmm.
Bitch:
if you don't hide shit like this, like you're like, I'm doing
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
it for you unless you know, there's a reason. Like,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
yeah, also, like, cast like if you're gonna stick labor, you're gonna do the shaggy defense, like you need to stick with it. Like, it only works if you've never very, that is the only way I don't know what you're talking about. It wasn't me works. You've got it always has to be it wasn't me. You can't try and like back play.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. But yeah, he's like But Dean you're right Dean gives him this great thing about you know We deal with stuff and follow the boys don't make a deal with the devil And it sounds real simple when you put it like that
Bitch:
Hehehehe
Jerk:
Where were you? It's like where the fuck were you?
Bitch:
Well, it's like this is also really hard because he's just like, where are you wanting to hear that? And Dean's just like, I was there.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Like I was there. And then like they literally show him like being there, like cutting,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like raking his leaves and was even worse is like your friend was doing yard work. He just let him do yard work by himself. You fucking dick.
Jerk:
Waking Leaves sucks, go help him out man.
Bitch:
Go help out or at least jump in the leaves
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
yeah, at least I make it fun.
Bitch:
one way or the other. Like, yeah, but no, you just you wandered off with a cute boy. Cute boy
Jerk:
But then...
Bitch:
came by and batted his souls at you and you're like, Oh, what's that over there? Like he is that meme.
Jerk:
This girl looking
Bitch:
The other
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
girl's
Jerk:
guy
Bitch:
the...
Jerk:
looking for one girl and the other. That's amazing. Yeah. So then we get a bunch of windy noises and they're about to get attacked by black smoke, black cocks, cocks. The demons
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
are coming.
Bitch:
there's just a bunch of coxamom curling at
Jerk:
Cock
Bitch:
the house.
Jerk:
smoke everywhere. Yeah, it's pretty intense. And so they run because cast tells them to.
Bitch:
Probably
Jerk:
But he's still
Bitch:
standing
Jerk:
trapped.
Bitch:
alone is tiring.
Jerk:
Yeah, just stand there by himself. And of course it's Crowley with all of his demons and he puts the fire out. And, um, cause like, please don't go after Sam and Dean, please just don't. And he's like, no, I'm they're holding up. They're holding you back. We're going to have to, this just proves everything. We're going to have, you know, our new God and our new devil working together. And.
Bitch:
Where is this sitcom? Where is Crowley as a devil and Cass as the god? I want to see this sitcom happen.
Jerk:
But Cass is pissed.
Bitch:
Take that one, Ackles. Come on. We're just giving you- we're giving you show after show to keep this universe alive.
Jerk:
We got all these pitches. I know Cass is pissed, though. He's like, get out. You need to get on my site. And he's like, oh, you're welcome. And I like Crowley's little speech here, though. I think it was really telling. It's like the difference between you and me. I know what I am and what and what I'm willing to do. And so the inflation is obviously cast doesn't.
Bitch:
The cast. Yeah. What are you fighting for? What do you want? What are you willing to do? Like, what do you really do? You believe in your cause and how far
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
will you go? Right. But this is still like one. Crowley, like there is always an underlying level of insecurity, and it comes from how Cass treats him. Right. And so
Jerk:
He's got
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
to prove himself all the time.
Bitch:
Always has to prove himself, but at the same time, he's not wrong here. Like Cass hasn't. You can't live in this. I guess you can't. But if you live in this gray area, morality, like that's, I think that's the point. It's like you're not going to end up pleasing anybody. Everyone's going to be mad.
Jerk:
No, that's reasonable. Mm hmm. Yeah. So we do cut back to Bobby's. Dean is sleeping on the couch and there's sigils all over the windows. But Castiel appears because apparently Bobby got a few things wrong in his angel protection sigils. Oh, but Dean's
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
point.
Bitch:
bet Demon Bobby wouldn't have done that.
Jerk:
And Dean's kind of just annoyed that they even need to have angel proofing on the house, which is fair. But he's, Casio is still trying to insist to Dean that he's been doing all of this, you know, because for Dean and because freedom and free will. That's why he's been doing any of this at all. But
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Dean calls
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
him
Bitch:
when
Jerk:
out.
Bitch:
you're in a fight with your significant other, nobody wants to hear, I'm doing this for you.
Jerk:
usually not a great
Bitch:
Nope,
Jerk:
place
Bitch:
nope,
Jerk:
to go.
Bitch:
it's not good. Back up, back the fuck up, Cass.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Back up.
Jerk:
not great. But Dean does just like put him, it's like, you know, calls him out. He's like, look, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do something or you can't do whatever you want, basically. You know, I just hit and just ask him like this, you know, you need to not do what you're doing. This is bad. You're
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
the buddy.
Bitch:
he caught.
Jerk:
Also, it's
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
sweet.
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
He gets
Bitch:
sweet.
Jerk:
sweet.
Bitch:
Like he calls him a child. And that's really to me, like, I mean, I would be super offended, right? Because I think that's,
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
we all have our issues. And that's, you know, one of mine. So I think it's also in a Dean's, right? So
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Dean is like, you can see how like, emotionally distraught he is at this.
Jerk:
Yeah. And he's like, look, you're the closest thing to family, like you were just saying before about Dean tells him that he's the closest thing he has to family next to Sam and Bobby. So.
Bitch:
And sometimes like your friend, like what he's doing here, like seems so important. He's just like, I don't have like, if you're a family, I don't have to give you a reason. I just
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
can tell you,
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
ask
Jerk:
trust.
Bitch:
you not to do something and you should not do it. Right. And if you, if you, anybody like, I know with that feeling, right.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
If like, I told, if I told you Diana, like, look, I don't have to give you reason. You just can't like, you could not buy this lipstick. And then if you bought the lipstick, I'd be really mad because I was like, I don't have to give you a reason. I just told you not to buy it. I already bought it for you and like I was gonna give it to you as a present, but like you just have to understand that sometimes there's a good reason that I'm telling
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
you not to do something and
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
we're family and you just have to understand that.
Jerk:
Yes. But I like the cast's responses or what?
Bitch:
Oh, oh, burp, nope, nope.
Jerk:
So Dean has to say that he'll do what I have to do to stop you
Bitch:
So Dean's now in his corner.
Jerk:
And they both apologize and Cass goes back to his garden.
Bitch:
And yeah, and what they have like this, the ending of like that, you know, gas also looks down on him, right? And I think this is a hubris thing, too, because he's like, you like, how can you stop me? You're just a man. I'm an angel. Right.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And so and that's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
the same thing that's going on. Crowley is you're just a demon. I'm an angel. But he also has that inferiority complex with Raphael,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like Raphael's a better angel.
Jerk:
Big stronger angel than me or whatever. Yeah. Well, and then we and just to be clear, Castiel goes back to not the not the green garden in heaven. He goes back to the like a wooded garden area, a wooden garden bench. And that we started at from the beginning of the episode. And now it's snowy there, too. And he's continuing his monologue, but now it's turned into him. Pleading to
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
God.
Bitch:
a prayer, right?
Jerk:
pleading to God to ask if he's on the right path and begging for a sign. And we get his closeup with his eye twitch. So now is he talking directly to God? Is he praying to God? Like, we don't know.
Bitch:
Yeah, I feel like it's a prayer. Like, just, you know, or I mean, I don't think he's like, I don't feel like he's looking at God. Like, I feel like it's a prayer, right? But I also feel like in most prayers where you ask God to give you a sign and God doesn't give you a sign. God doesn't give you a, you know, I mean, I don't believe. So, I mean, you're setting your, to me it's like you're setting yourself up for disappointment here, Cass. Or you're setting yourself up as another rationalization for what you're about to do, being bad.
Jerk:
Well, either that or maybe we will get a sign and that was just a cliffhanger, Liz.
Bitch:
Yeah, maybe this is a cliffhanger and maybe a billboard will drop in front of Cass and it will tell him what to do. Like just like there will be something that drops in front of me and tells me all the correct decisions to make in my life.
Jerk:
I'm sorry.
Bitch:
Maybe that'll be my new AI overlord. I love you. Tell me what to do, my AI overlord.
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
All right, so do you have some casting couches?
Jerk:
I do, I do. Just a couple though this week. So we've got first off Red, our
Bitch:
Red.
Jerk:
Hunter, our Hunter Demon dude.
Bitch:
I kind of like red.
Jerk:
I do too. I do
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
too.
Bitch:
think he's he reminds me of I know, maybe. I think it's probably just a ginger love, maybe.
Jerk:
Well, that's Red was played by Sandy Robson.
Bitch:
His name is Sandy.
Jerk:
I know. Yeah. He had smaller
Bitch:
I meant
Jerk:
roles
Bitch:
because of the
Jerk:
in.
Bitch:
hair color, not as a reference, because it was a feminine name. They were just laughing
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
because of
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
Sandy
Jerk:
the hair
Bitch:
hair. Yeah.
Jerk:
color. I thought about it, too. Don't worry. So he had smaller roles in both Rise of Planet of the Apes and War for Planet of the Apes, as well as the newer
Bitch:
Busy a
Jerk:
Sonic
Bitch:
monkey?
Jerk:
the head. No, Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Then. I
Bitch:
Was he a headshot?
Jerk:
think it was a bar patron and Sonic the Hedgehog, but and then he played
Bitch:
Did
Jerk:
Charlie
Bitch:
he have human
Jerk:
Johnson.
Bitch:
teeth?
Jerk:
He played Charlie Johnson in the Dex of Hall's movie, and then he's been in a
Bitch:
Was
Jerk:
single
Bitch:
that a Hallmark
Jerk:
episode.
Bitch:
movie?
Jerk:
Yes, no, that one's not deck the halls is a that was like an actual film. It was I was in it
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
with him. That was like an actual Christmas movie. He's been
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
single
Bitch:
I think that
Jerk:
episodes
Bitch:
was better.
Jerk:
of Smallville, Wayward Pines, Arrow, I Zombie, Batwoman and Reginald the Vampire. Also, he was a recurring character on Once Upon a Time as Perp.
Bitch:
Well, and also Reginald's very current, so that means he's a very
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
current
Jerk:
that's why I
Bitch:
actor.
Jerk:
say he's still working. That's why I made sure to include I watched the series fully up, but. I think I watched part of the first episode.
Bitch:
I need to catch up. Like it's good. It's not what we do in the shadows. Good.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
And so like,
Jerk:
It's a very different
Bitch:
I,
Jerk:
vibe from what I caught.
Bitch:
it's a very different vibe. And I, but I mean, I love the vampire show regardless. And I think the
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
humor is great. It was just, I don't know why there's something about it. Anyways,
Jerk:
Well, and
Bitch:
God.
Jerk:
then he was Ted Bishop in two episodes of Riverdale. There we go. The other actor we'll reference today is our beloved Ellsworth, played by John Tinch.
Bitch:
I think we have a team elsewhere thing now. Like.
Jerk:
Oh, my gosh, he's amazing, but we're never going to have him again. That's what's up. Yes, moded.
Bitch:
I don't know. Unless Ackles brings back, make that a TV show.
Jerk:
Right. So he's been in episodes of television going back to the eighties TNT Street Justice, Kung Fu the original version.
Bitch:
Street justice.
Jerk:
Yeah. X-Files.
Bitch:
I don't know
Jerk:
It was
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
street justice
Jerk:
TV
Bitch:
is, but I immediately
Jerk:
show.
Bitch:
am going to watch that after this is over.
Jerk:
of fringe and he had a he did have a small character in a small role in shit one episode of Schitt's Creek.
Bitch:
Also
Jerk:
Mm hmm.
Bitch:
a modern act, a current actor.
Jerk:
Yeah. He had a also like a background, like a very small, like credited role in Brokeback Mountain. He was the motel owner in the movie Shooter with Mark Wahlberg. He was I'm not familiar with this movie. at all, but I had to reference it. He was the cowboy pimp in Dead Hooker in a Trunk.
Bitch:
Okay, awesome. You'll be watching that after this is over.
Jerk:
and he was the Viking leader in the American Gods series.
Bitch:
There's some very hot Vikings in that. There's also a very hot ginger in that too. That is what Red reminds me of. A hat-o-ling. I'm sorry, I don't have time to reference this, but there was a very hot Viking in American Gods that Red reminds me of.
Jerk:
I think I need to watch that. I've read the book. Anyways. So,
Bitch:
I don't know
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
if you should watch it.
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
I know you. I don't know if you should watch it. Um, there's a giant vagina that eats things, which I love,
Jerk:
Well, I mean,
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
I read it in
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
the books.
Bitch:
may not...
Jerk:
I'm aware of it.
Bitch:
Yeah, I guess it's true, yeah.
Jerk:
So yeah, so this episode, I will tell you that I definitely texted Liz and said that I don't know how I feel about this episode. I couldn't,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
before
Jerk:
didn't hold my
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
attention.
Bitch:
add, so first, because generally, you know, it happens with like, before an episode happens, I give Diana usually some like
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
things
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
she
Jerk:
one's
Bitch:
should
Jerk:
fun,
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
one's scary, this one will watch, you know, whatever, you know,
Bitch:
We're like,
Jerk:
something
Bitch:
be
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
prepared,
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
like hold onto your butt or like, and
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
this one, I was like, I don't, I don't know. I think like, just be like, be prepared. They're going to talk about Dusty a lot. I think that was, that was my warning.
Jerk:
Yeah, it was. So I was already like, that doesn't exactly like get, you know, that I'm not on the Destiel train, so sorry. But
Bitch:
They're
Jerk:
I,
Bitch:
on a train though. Oh, oh
Jerk:
I said that
Bitch:
yeah!
Jerk:
on purpose, you're welcome. So the, I just kind of went in like, oof. But then, so the ways that it was shot and the way the montages were and all that was really pretty cool. And they really did drive the storyline with the monologuing and everything and the narrating and all that. But for some reason, this episode just did not hold my attention.
Bitch:
Yeah, and I was trying you I don't I Don't know why way
Jerk:
I don't either. I don't have
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
a reason.
Bitch:
either and I was trying to figure out why like what was like anything maybe it was just Part of this is just explaining like it's it is like, you know, when I watched Fast and the Furious 10 and they put Jason Momoa into the scenes afterwards.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
Like that's kind of what's happening here
Jerk:
It's true.
Bitch:
is that you're watching the last season last season and seeing all the things that you thought you saw, but you didn't you miss the. The subtext or other things that was going on or just things that weren't mentioned that were happening in the background. So. It's definitely explainer, right? This is
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
a, oh, hey, by the way, again, like we had our very up for the last one. So here we're going to, I'm going to lie in bed and I'm going to, I'm going to tell you all the shit that was, that happened while you're busy killing.
Jerk:
Yeah, exactly. That's what
Bitch:
even
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
though
Jerk:
was.
Bitch:
I was
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
it just
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
doesn't
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
make
Bitch:
why you
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
killed
Jerk:
as
Bitch:
Eve.
Jerk:
it just, it doesn't make it a super engaging episode.
Bitch:
But it was also like, it was very well written. I think, you know, I was like, I think Mark Shepard was amazing. And I was like, look, you're never not gonna think Mark Shepard
Jerk:
I know
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
amazing.
Jerk:
did.
Bitch:
But, you know, I like the Casio and Crowley duo. I think that's a fun dynamic. And...
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
I even like Cass is in Cass is just being a dick right now. But I really, I like the interplay between the two and we got Ellsworth and Ellsworth was amazing, even though he was short lived, like along with Ellsworth, you know, um, so there's definitely some highlights of this.
Jerk:
Yeah, I agree.
Bitch:
That also means we have two more episodes of the season. So what the fuck is happening? Like, where do we go from here? What is
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
have
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
no.
Bitch:
know. Where do you think we go from here?
Jerk:
I think it's gonna be a culmination of figuring out Cass and Crowley's shit. I think that's what it is.
Bitch:
So, so what, like, what else is like, I feel like I'm doing in my table to exercise. It's like, what else was not mentioned in this episode or these past couple of episodes.
Jerk:
Well, I haven't talked about Sam's wall in his head in a while. That's probably
Bitch:
Right?
Jerk:
not great.
Bitch:
We just forgot that. We only got two
Jerk:
Either,
Bitch:
episodes
Jerk:
either it's
Bitch:
left.
Jerk:
magically fixed or there's some real bad shit coming.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
But we'll see.
Bitch:
good times. All right. I guess we'll we will see what happens. Who knows what will happen in the next two season six of Supernatural. Hold
Jerk:
Ah,
Bitch:
on to your tits, ladies. Like, it's
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
going
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
surprise.
Bitch:
be a bumpy surprise.
Jerk:
Who could know?
Bitch:
Who could ever know? All
Jerk:
Ahhhh...
Bitch:
right. With that, we're going to peace out. Cheers, jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
