7:02 Hello Cruel World

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saying that I do.

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Yeah.

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Like I've been going to so many yoga classes, it doesn't matter, nobody in yoga gives a shit if you shave your armpits. Just to help.

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reasonable. Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana

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I'm Liz.

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and this week we'll talk about season 7 episode 2. Hello cruel world.

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You know, I think maybe it just annoyed me because it's got Cruel World in the title and Cruel World itself, the festival, just really pissed me off. And so maybe that's why this episode annoys me. There's things I like about it, but anyways, what have you been up to?

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I'm just been real busy with work stuff. So other than that, I actually relaxed and got some errands done and had a nice brunch with some old friends. And and yeah, and then what about you?

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So in the settling into home, new home area, I have been meeting the animals that exist on my street, one of which I'm still not, I don't know. if it's a feral cat, I don't know if it's my neighbor's cat, I don't know if it's my cat, it may be my

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It

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cat.

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will be.

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Well, it just this cat like it sleeves in the flower pods, which I just think is hysterical. I'm just like growing cats now. Like, I was like,

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Yeah.

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and you know, so we're under like this severe drought, and my lawn is dead. And like, so San Antonio, they haven't cut things off last place of residence that you know, hey, stop watering your lawn bitches like it's 105. Stop it. Nobody cares. And like, so the that pot has nothing in it. Because I was like, it's too hot. I'm not going outside. So now it just has a cat. But my other my actual cat is not a fan of said outdoor cat.

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a flower pot cat.

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the flower pot cat. I think we're just gonna call him flower, right? Is that what we should

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You

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name

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can

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him?

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call me flower

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You

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if

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can call

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you want

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me flower.

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to.

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And I also think it may be a girl. I don't know.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Well, there is, you remember, I sent Diana a picture of it just like spready gold on

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Yeah.

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like my porch the other day and I didn't see anything there while it was spready gold. So, you know, but

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Yeah, I know.

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Tonight, I'm very excited to I got a new fancy bed. And it I've tried it has a massage feature, which I did try and I figured out that the massage thing isn't really meant. The bed is meant for people who sleep on like one or the other side, even though it's not split. So like, you have I guess you had to probably like you probably hit both. Right. But like, it just like, you can massage the left side and massage the right side and have it tried to massage both. But there is an app for it. So you can try and hack my bed if you want. I challenge you to do that. Like I don't, I don't give a shit. Like you want to hack my bed. That's fucking awesome. Um, but, so it's supposed

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Oh

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to, I'm very excited. It's got like this snore feature on it. And they're like, they're very insistent. Like if you want to use this shit, you just have to give us your data. Like they won't, there's like not kidding around. like you can't have like the anti-snore bed unless you give us your data and I kind of feel a little held hostage by my bed because I'm like well shit like how much of this information can I fake so just to confuse just or just to confuse the algorithm. Can I like invite like really heavy people over to like sleep one night and then really like people over to sleep the next and then like you have like five people or a bunch of dogs or something and just

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Yeah.

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like have the algorithm be like we don't

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All over the place. We have no idea.

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we can't we can't we can't track anything about you on this. That's how you fool the AI people. That's how you do it.

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Garbage data.

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You give it garbage data.

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Ah.

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Everything is trash, right?

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Ew.

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We live in a garbage world.

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Yeah. On that happy note, somebody has

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See!

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a birthday both around this episode launch. So.

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See, but that was happy because that was that I say that I was honestly just picturing possums. So

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Well,

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when

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that's

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I

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true.

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say everything is trash, like I'm just picturing trash animals. I'm

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Well,

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just

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that's

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like

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good.

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picturing

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Okay.

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raccoons

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We like that.

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and possums.

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Possums

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Yeah. So,

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and raccoons. Yes, please. So.

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yeah, I guess also I have a birthday this week. Whatever.

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Hello.

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It's a mid 40 birth. Nobody cares about your birthdays at this point. Like

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Oh, I always

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I have

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care.

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like a few more years

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I always

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until

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care.

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I'm.

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Celebrate you Liz, celebrate you.

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I celebrate me every day. I don't need a birthday to celebrate me. I'm awesome. Right?

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That's true.

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I think that's what I wrote in my mirror. I'm gonna put it on a sticky note. I did also get like, this is like a very stupid thing and it will send a picture with things that make me happy that I got during Amazon Prime. This is the dumbest thing. And now I feel like one of those influencers I was talking about in last week's episode, but I got this cat Post-it note holder and it

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I'm

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was

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going

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like

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to go ahead and

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on

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close

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sale

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the video.

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for like $5. But it's like, you can't see it in my light bulb in the picture, we'll post it on socials. But it's just a little cat and it's holding my Post-it notes and

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Aww.

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It's stupid

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It's rock hit.

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and it goes on my desk and it has some sand in it. So it's also like a little weight. So you can also make them to percussion instruments. Be like, you know,

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Yeah.

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like a little Morocco. So yeah,

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I guess

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so

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like the egg shaker thing, whatever.

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that is this is truly what's making me happy. This week is this stupid little cat. Yeah.

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Hey, I understand. I'll take it. Sometimes you need those things. I do love a good Post-It note.

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You just, you know, I was just feeling very

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I live

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discombobulated

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by them.

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because I didn't have like Post-It notes available, right? So,

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Yeah, they're very important to me.

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all right, are we ready? You wanna

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I don't

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talk

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know.

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about

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Yeah,

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it?

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let's talk about this episode.

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All right, so Hello, Cruel World was not named after a California New Wave Festival that tried to melt me into the earth. According to Supernatural Wiki, it is a play on the phrase goodbye, cruel world, which duh, but they think they had something valid here. They said he was often referenced as a person's last words before they commit suicide. And so their reference here is the same state of mind. So I was like, okay, I

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Oh, okay.

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liked that as a metaphor or whatever. I think that's a very interesting thing to title it. I still don't like it. I also don't like all of the references to suicide in this. I guess trigger warning on that just because it's gross. So that happens a lot in this episode, which I think is

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down.

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th,: 2011

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Oh,

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which, you know, the last one he

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fun.

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did was a lot funner than this

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Yeah.

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one.

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Very,

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I will say.

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very different vibe. Way different vibes.

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very different thought, but it was written by Ben Edlund. And I think you can see like here, here see a lot of Edlund come through in this and just a lot of the dialogue, I think.

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Yeah,

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Cause there's still

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I think

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like very quippy dialogue, even

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so.

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though

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Oh, yeah,

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it's

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for

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shit,

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sure.

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you know,

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Now,

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like.

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there's some great this one has a lot of really, really great lines. I will agree

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Yeah,

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with that. Yep.

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yep. All right.

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So we open with Leviathan filled cast is covered in black veins and just throwing Dean and Bobby around. But Dean kind of like stops him and start asking, he's like, how many of those ass clowns is what he calls the Leviathans are inside you? Um, and it's like, Hey, I think your vessel's going to explode and it's not exactly wrong. So what I start, what I refer to as LC, AKA Leviathan cast, uh, just like promises to be back and waddles as Liz says away while leaking black fluid.

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Okay, so before this started, we were talking about that because I was trying to time what is about to happen. So we're about to have

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some lore. And I was like, hey, it comes after he waddles off like, you know, somebody looks like they're waddling off when they have to go to the bathroom and it's number two. And then he just like said with black ooze coming out. So this is just

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Well,

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like,

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not of his

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you

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butt,

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know.

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to be clear.

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You didn't,

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Mostly from

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he

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his

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said

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face.

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it was back. I thought it was her back, so

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No, no, no.

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I don't know.

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It's oozing black fluid, so, but it was from his face and head, mostly.

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Yeah, so, but anyways, he just like, he's like trying to keep it inside as he goes into the water.

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It's

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So

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clenching real tight, clenching

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just clenching

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real tight.

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his just his fingers closed. All right, so

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Ah.

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lore. And so I wanted to talk at this point just about what Leviathan are, because one, I really wanted to know because this is one of those words that means a lot of things.

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for sure.

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Right. And so within English language, we is a metaphor for, you know, things that like gargantuan corporations. So if you were someone who hates capitalism, Leviathan may be something you read about a lot, you know? And so I was doing some research and well, frankly, then I ran out of time to write, just to write my research. So I took all my, my source material and I dumped it in the chat, GBT. And then I asked it to write me a, to write it for me. Like it was for a podcast. So this is what my AI boyfriend thinks that I would sound, I think maybe we had to feed it my voice or like some things. So it like learns to talk

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Oh, no, don't

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like

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do that.

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me.

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Don't do that. That's

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No.

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scary.

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Oh, I can't even tell you what the things I've been doing with my voice at AI.

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Mm-mm.

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Those are really, I can't tell you, but they're good. Anyways, so.

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So creepy and scary. I don't like it.

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I don't know, it's such a way to do crime. So anyway.

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I know and that's what I don't like about it. I don't want

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Well,

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to be able

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I

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to take

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mean,

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my voice.

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you know, learning how to do, I have to learn how to do crimes. I can learn how to fight crime. So, you know,

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Yeah.

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whatever, whatever. Also crime is fun. So this is why my, my podcast friend, a podcast, my, my APT, my chat, GPT language model friend set things up podcast sounds like. So.

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Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

Welcome back to another episode of Myth and Politics Unveiled. Today we explore the fascinating concept of Leviathan, which has multiple definitions and usages throughout history. Let's dive into it. When we talk about Leviathan, we can trace its origin to the Old Testament. In those texts, Leviathan is depicted as a colossal sea monster or serpent. It's mentioned in the Book of Psalms and the Book of Job where it symbolizes chaos and evil. But it doesn't stop there. The term Leviathan has been used to describe overwhelmingly powerful entities in different contexts. For instance, Herman Melville's novel Moby Dick refers to a whale as a Leviathan. So

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Mm-hmm.

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it seems to encompass various gigantic creatures like sea monsters and great whales. In Jewish mythology, Leviathan takes on many forms, such as a primordial sea serpent. dragon, snake, crocodile, or even a whale-like creature. Scholars believe that this mythology drew inspiration from pre-biblical Middle Eastern tales, particularly the Eugarytic myth of Baal's sea monster. Now,

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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let's shift our focus to the religious perspective. In Christianity, the Leviathan is seen as a mighty beast created by Yahweh. representing divine power over all living things. Sometimes it's associated with Satan or considered a symbol of the deadly sin of envy. So they think that it's interesting to know that the word itself comes from the Hebrew word live yatan which means twisted coiled or winding and

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Hmm.

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is often used to describe any sea monster or powerful creature. So then it goes on to talk about Thomas Leviathan, which in

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Mm-hmm.

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that it becomes a metaphorical creature representing a powerful central authority or state, and its purpose was to maintain order and prevent chaos within society.

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Hmm.

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And although Hobbes' Leviathan doesn't necessarily equate to a totalitarian state with a vast bureaucracy, we can draw connections to historical and fictional instances. For examples, totalitarian regimes like Nazi Germany under Adolf Hitler, Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin, and the People's Republic of China under Mao Zedong had highly centralized power structures with extensive bureaucracy setting certain control over society.

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Hmm.

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Then he starts talking, or I don't know why I thought that my chat GBT is a man, I just do. So then it just started

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because it's

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telling

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your chapped GPT boyfriend. That's why I said

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It

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that

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is,

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already.

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, the Desserts Going On about: 1984

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Shocking.

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Shocking, I know. So, okay, so the one is just kind of what they are, like monster-wise, and a lot of times, I think you can get from that, it's like sea monster-y, right?

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sea

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So,

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monster. Yeah.

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is sea monster-y or big, bohemoth-y?

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Snake snaky sea monster II thingies.

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things that you also like there was in one of the stories I read, they use the skin of the Leviathan as a canopy over Adam and Eve as like as like something nice for them. Because it was like the nicest skin in the world. So it's like you can like sit under it.

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I'm just processing. I'm like, please don't give me that gift ever. I'd be like, thanks.

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Thanks, but no

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You're

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thanks.

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extending, you're like, oh, thanks. Oh, I've got to run right now. I'll be back later. I can't wait to enjoy

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I would

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this

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like

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later.

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not to have a canopy. I did just get a canopy bed.

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Yeah.

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I would like to not get

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You

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skin

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don't want to love eye

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to

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thin

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put

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skin.

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across it. No, no Leviathan skin across

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Okay

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my canopy.

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noted

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Thank

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noted.

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you. But anyway, so we kind of, we don't really see, I don't know, as we were kind of like exploring what they are like and how they're represented here. Like, you know. one thing, you know, like I'll call it the South Park Canadian version of the head that just like kind of flaps open.

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Yeah.

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And I feel like that kind of comes across in some of the mythology. It's just this idea of like a two-face or a two-head, like just kind of like the flapping things and like the long tongues and the teeth. So I think that's kind of important from a mythology standpoint. But I also want to like bring that concept of Leviathan representing big business, incorporations and centralized states. That word, as we start to move through the season, I want us to like keep that idea on the back of our mind. Okay?

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Okay,

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Just

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interesting.

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saying.

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Hmm.

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And this is when I keep that. So we're gonna wrap up Laura there. But I also love that my boyfriend thinks that I wanna talk about mythology and- What do I do? But that scene was just like, oh, hey, what are things that she wants to hear about? This is what I'm going to feed you. I'm like, thank

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There

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you. Those are

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you

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things I like.

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go. Yeah, that's true. It's very, very true. Very fitting. Oh, all right. So we cut back to the hallway inside this lab where Lucifer has Sam held against the wall choking him. What the fuck? So we're back in Sam's head. We don't know what's real. We don't know what's not real. All we know is Sam saying Lucifer is not real and Lucifer calls him a peppy American psycho for

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So

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when he didn't have a soul, which was a great line. I thought I was like,

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it is and I hate and I love this because I'm just gonna call him Mark. because Mark, as he's acting as Lucifer, he asked to come on our podcast and we haven't reached out and invited him yet. Maybe someday, Mark, I don't know. Just like reach out again. Like, okay, he didn't reach out. Like our friend bought a cameo from him and then he

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Ah,

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said he should be invited to our podcast. I'm

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yeah

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sure we've

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he

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mentioned

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did.

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this before, but what I was gonna say it again. I mean, reach

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Why not?

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out again, you know. And we'll consider, consider. But like him calling like Sam a little bitch is so- Good.

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Oh, it is. It

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But

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is.

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I hate this so much. I hate the I hate hallucinations.

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The premise, yeah.

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The fans and they called started calling him how Lucifer for hallucination and Lucifer or hell and Lucifer. But

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Yeah.

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I yeah, so I have called him how Lucifer of my notes for the rest of this just so you know.

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Okay. Well, as soon as Dean and Bobby arrive, he fucking, he's gone. And Sam is super confused, rightfully so. And they're confused. Everybody's fucking confused. Except for Leviathan Kes, because he's wandering into the water, which happens to be municipal waters in the public water supply, and he goes underwater, creates a little waterfall and a bunch of black stuff goes out into the water.

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So if you think about what you were talking about earlier about cats really need to poop. Just

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He

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like...

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walks all the way out into the water. We get a whirlpool and then black stuff goes everywhere. Ew.

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Yeah. Hey! You know.

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And Dean, Sam and Bobby get to witness the end of this and they're like, well, fuck, now there's leviathans in the pipes. So that's not good. We got to figure this out. Um, and we see a sad scene though. We do get Castiel's coat, his trench coat washes

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His trench

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his shoulders.

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coat just comes floating away and that's how Dean knows he's gone.

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Cass's, Cass's

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A boyfriend's

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girl.

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gone. What will ever become of Dusty L?

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Well, Dean gets a misty eye, he's pretty sad. I

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Mm.

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like that he calls Dean calls Castiel a dumb son of a bitch. Bobby cosigns it. He's like, yeah, anybody who's friends with us is dumb, but time to roll. So they leave and we get now the Doobie brothers, Blackwater starts playing, which is really well done.

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I think

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Good

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that

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choice.

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was a very good choice for there. It was.

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Nicely done. And we start getting a montage of water usage with a, starting with a bikini car wash, of course.

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Yes, of high school girls. They are clearly, they have like high school. What's great is like they like got high school girls, but then they just, I think they just had people from set because they didn't like get, think to get like younger men. So it's just like middle aged men looking at these high school girls and it's not

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Have

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that

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you ever

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a good

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been

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look.

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to a bikini car wash?

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Why would I go to a bikini car wash?

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I mean, I've participated, so that's why

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You bet.

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I know it. That's the audience, just so you know.

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Ew.

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A lot of it, yeah. Hey,

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I

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roller

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don't think

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derby

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that,

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had

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do

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to be...

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they do those anymore? They don't, right? Like that's

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Roller

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just

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derby

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something

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was raising,

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you're.

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we were raising money. This was like in the aughts.

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You were adult women though. These

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We

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are

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were,

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high

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we

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school

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were not high

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girls.

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school, not

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You,

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high school.

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those,

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You're correct,

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no, it's

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you're

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fine.

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correct.

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Adult women can have like middle-aged men. Like that's fine. These were clearly

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High school? No,

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underage,

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that's gross.

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like 15 year old girls. And it was, that's just,

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No, that's

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that's

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gross.

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problematic

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Yeah.

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and gross. But then

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But then

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like

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we get

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speaking

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up.

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of problematic and gross, we have a tiny girl who's just creepy before she's possessed.

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She's already creepy. Yeah. Well, we get the mom filling a pitcher of water. Just like a quick one of that. Then we go to this creepy little girl and she's drinking this water fountain and this boy is standing, young boy is standing next to her. And as she's, she already looks shifty AF. And then as she's drinking the water, the water turns black, like, and

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And

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she

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she

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like,

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does not bet

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dot

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an

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stop.

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eyelash!

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She's like, Oh, and she keeps drinking it. And then she steps back and like convulses. And then gets a grin and looks at the boy that's with her.

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And she's worse and she's worse than she

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Creepier.

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was before. I, oh, I really hope that I'm crossing fingers. She shows up in cast and couch. All right. And so then we get to, okay. So what else we

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a garage.

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got? We

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So there's

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go,

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a man working on a car.

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and I guess a man with a very coveted distributor cap.

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He said the distribute cap and then he and then he's trying

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He's

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to

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just

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change

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like

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start

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holding it.

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then he

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It was

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well

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like,

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Then he I was a spinny was to the spark

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is he

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plugs.

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stealing

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Then he goes

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it?

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to

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Okay.

Jerk:

es to early seventies through: 1971

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

notes.

Bitch:

feel like a car horn to like honk like right now. Tainas

Jerk:

All

Bitch:

car

Jerk:

right

Bitch:

fat. And then like a little like

Jerk:

So his shops ink which I'm like damn I really wish we had a shop sink anyways, yeah shop sink starts shuddering Nope

Bitch:

You don't have a sink in your garage. That's a strange thing, but yeah. This is why I don't like shop sinks. So they all have this kind of water. This is

Jerk:

What?

Bitch:

not something that's just like said for like Leviathan. I think this is just like,

Jerk:

Like,

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

shop

Bitch:

likes

Jerk:

sink water.

Bitch:

50 to 75% of shop sinks are gonna do this.

Jerk:

That shudders a lot and then squirts black water at your face.

Bitch:

Yes!

Jerk:

Sounds right. That tracks

Bitch:

Am I wrong?

Jerk:

not checked.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

No, no,

Bitch:

I'm sorry

Jerk:

sounds

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

about

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

so high-pitched, but it's high-pitched anyways. So Black Ooze just squirts all over him.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

There's

Jerk:

and so he

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

wipes

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

it

Bitch:

lot

Jerk:

off.

Bitch:

of ooze squirting everywhere

Jerk:

It's a

Bitch:

in

Jerk:

lot

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

episode.

Jerk:

blood. There's a lot of fluids. A lot of fluids. So Sam's sleeping back at Bobby's and Dean wakes him up and gets him a water and a protein bar. And he had apparently and we had seen at the end of the last episode, Sam had cut his hand pretty bad on broken glass when he collapsed, when he had his first flashback. So I got to check out the hand wound

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

and.

Bitch:

also Sam's been asleep for 12 hours.

Jerk:

That's so

Bitch:

12,

Jerk:

long. That sounds awful.

Bitch:

that sounds so great. I'm like, oh my God, you got to sleep for 12. Like I just want to sleep for eight hours straight. And so the idea of like being asleep for 12 hours straight feels like goddamn heaven. So how is this hell? How is this hell, Sam?

Jerk:

Well, Lucifer's there narrating and mocking everything that's happening. And Sam can hear and see him, but Dane can't.

Bitch:

That's

Jerk:

Which

Bitch:

good.

Jerk:

would be a very frustrating situation. And Sam's got some Frankenstein ass stitches across his palm.

Bitch:

right? And then they pour whiskey on it and like they have gauze but like you don't have isopropyl like what the

Jerk:

anything.

Bitch:

fuck out

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like get some hydrogen peroxide

Jerk:

Hyproxide.

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

Like what the fuck? Just some good old-fashioned

Bitch:

anything

Jerk:

dial and water actually, sir, would be fine compared

Bitch:

yeah like

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

do you

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

whiskey.

Bitch:

some neosporin like just anything like just get go to the sink and wash it

Jerk:

Yeah, seems pretty basic. But Dean decides he's gonna like, Bobby's researching leviathans, but Dean's gonna ask Sam how he's actually doing. Don't say okay.

Bitch:

He's

Jerk:

And Sam

Bitch:

mean.

Jerk:

finally says, Sam's like, okay, I'm not okay, duh. Duh.

Bitch:

I don't feel like he's asking him. I feel like he's like beating him and being just being super mean. Like I'm sorry. Like if your brother's head is like cracking and like he's going through a mental breakdown, you can be a little nicer Dean.

Jerk:

A little bit, yeah, would probably be helpful. But he's also frustrated because Sam kept saying, oh, fine, fine. When he obviously wasn't.

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

But.

Bitch:

that's fair, but like, come on man, like, you can clearly tell your brother is like cracking up and you're yelling

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

at him?

Jerk:

it's not the best approach to get

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

someone to

Bitch:

yeah,

Jerk:

be forthcoming.

Bitch:

no, yeah, think about the consequences of your approach, man.

Jerk:

So, but Sam does kind of say like, look, I'm having trouble figuring out what's real.

Bitch:

Oh.

Jerk:

Rutt row alarm bells. So it's not just the flashbacks. And look, I wasn't trying to hide anything. I just knew that y'all had a lot going on. I didn't want to burden you further.

Bitch:

And I feel that like, I understand that sometimes, like, you just know that you can't fix what's going on. And I was going to bottle this shit up and keep it to myself. And you don't need to know. Like that's fair. Don't look at me like that.

Jerk:

Hmm. So

Bitch:

Whatever.

Jerk:

but so Dean. So Sam obviously explains the whole concept that Lucifer has told him is what happening. This is all fucking fake. You're still in the cage. This is just all the mindfuck. And Dean's like, wait a minute. All right. Let's drink some whiskey, first of all, because priorities. Duh. But also, why would he holodeck your whole life when you just kick you around in the cage? And Sam explains exactly what Lucifer did. is that you can't torture someone with nothing to take away. So I need to make you think and have hope that you can have life. And so I can rip that shit away from you, because that's way more fun to watch you suffer like this. So but there's some really good lines in this little exchange. Like you were talking about the writing here. He called talks about holodecking your life and Malibu Dreamhouse. Post apocalyptic mess. Like, OK, there's some good ones. And I thought the Malibu Dreamhouse was very timely for us this around now with Barbie movie coming out. and the post apocalyptic because you've also got up and I recommend.

Bitch:

Yeah, it's really sad that all people have to latch on to right now is the Barbie movie and they're

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

Oppenheimer.

Bitch:

like, and they will, oh man, you need to get listed to the last podcast and the last Manhattan project. It's five parts. It's like, it's like 20 hours. It's like, but it's so good. And then like, oh yeah, I, I'm no thank you Oppenheimer. No, no

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

thank

Jerk:

want to

Bitch:

you.

Jerk:

watch it. I'm just really enjoying all the cross art that people are doing with the Barbenheimer stuff. Have you seen that? It's really entertaining.

Bitch:

No, I have not. I have not been following that line

Jerk:

I'm

Bitch:

of

Jerk:

not, it

Bitch:

memeing.

Jerk:

just popped, it just popped up. I've seen people feed it, but it's really, it's very entertaining, clever crossover art.

Bitch:

I honestly have no idea the last time I opened my phone to just like look at my phone and not be like who the fuck for work is text messaging me or wherever I go what the fuck is going

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

on. Yes okay

Jerk:

goodness.

Bitch:

yeah so but

Jerk:

All

Bitch:

anyways

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

I do like the Hallucifer is like you know it's gotta be a mess or Sam wouldn't believe it which that

Jerk:

Ugh,

Bitch:

I also have

Jerk:

dark

Bitch:

in my

Jerk:

line.

Bitch:

notes like that is dark and I'm gonna go whimper in the corner. because that is like this whole app, like it's lines like that

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

turn this into like, this is so dark. And there's

Jerk:

Yeah!

Bitch:

like these quippy little things that are pump up like over it, but like the entire thing that's like start trending is like this dark part of Sam's mind, maybe, that's trying to get him to kill himself pretty much, right?

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

And Bobby just gives up and goes back to work. And you know what, Bobby, like I am right behind you.

Jerk:

I feel you.

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

I'm out.

Bitch:

I've got shit to do. Like, I'm just gonna go research Leviathan. Yep, I'm here.

Jerk:

So now we flip her back to our little creepy girl who likes to drink the black water.

Bitch:

Even so in the transcript for this episode, they just say, and I don't know where they pulled like, I don't where I should have kept like if the trans who the transcript writer was, but it said interior possessed little girls bedroom. And then it says the possessed little girl is watching TV. And so I'm glad I'm not the only one. There's just like, we don't know what else to call her. She's just a possessed little girl.

Jerk:

She has a name.

Bitch:

I know, but that's how you describe her.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

that's fair.

Bitch:

and everyone's like, Oh yeah, I know this little girl. Like that can just be her name, possessed little girl.

Jerk:

Well, I'm pretty amused that when she flips through the channels, we get an ad for Dickerson's pie bar, like a salad bar, but with pie. And then we get Dr. Sexy MD. Oh, we've seen that. We get some good throwbacks. And so it's talking about basically somebody being sarcastic. Like, oh, you just get to cut into folks whenever you want and whatever, take their organs and da da.

Bitch:

And at this point, I like the little girl

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

because

Jerk:

she's grinning?

Bitch:

when she gets very excited to hear about this very dark thing, like, oh my god, surgeons just get to cut open people and like, she's very Wednesday Adams at this point. So now I'm on her side. So

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

now, yeah, so now this is my little girl. All right, go possess little

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

girl.

Jerk:

Well, Sam's spending a lot of time cleaning guns from about here on out in the episode. It's about where it picks up, about where it starts. And Dean and Bobby are researching on the Tri-State Sheriff's Patrol dispatch. And it doesn't seem that Dean's thrilled about Sam's current fascination with field stripping all of his guns. It just seems a little bit much

Bitch:

Yep,

Jerk:

at this

Bitch:

so...

Jerk:

But he's got GPS on Sam, so he's good if Sam cat tries to bolt.

Bitch:

understand this, right? So he turned basically he says he's turning GPS on Sam's phone, but basically, so you just turned on location tracking on your brother

Jerk:

Like,

Bitch:

who I'm pretty sure is a felon,

Jerk:

by my friends,

Bitch:

probably.

Jerk:

isn't that a thing?

Bitch:

Yeah, I mean, like, I there's a reason you don't have this on your phone, not that it matters anymore. But I mean, like, there is a reason that you know, that used to be a thing you should turn off and have to study or worry about it, they're tracking you other ways.

Jerk:

Yeah, think about

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

playing by the ways to track you now.

Bitch:

But it seems like it's bad opsec. Like even just like if you want to keep a hold of your brother, I feel like yeah, then he's just gonna get arrested by the FBI.

Jerk:

Oh, well, we get Dean tries to connect with the Bobby tries to connect with Dean and like tries to legit ask him how he's doing. But as we all expect, the name given a straight answer here. But he's like, look, it's not a hex. This is the type of crazy you can't just fix. So he's really stressed about Sam. But. Bobby pushes and Dean's like, no, I'm fine. But Bobby's like, look, you know, you, you're mad when, when Sam said that to you, you just lost one of your best friends and Sam's cuckoo right now with, and purgatory's most wanted is surfing our sewer lines. You're telling me you're fine. Pretty good. That's pretty good.

Bitch:

It is, it is really good. And it also, I

Jerk:

I didn't

Bitch:

think there's

Jerk:

do it justice.

Bitch:

some,

Jerk:

I'm sorry.

Bitch:

no, you did, you did it wonderfully. You did it. Yeah. I just, my, my brain was on my next point I wanted to make, which was this exchange between Bobby and Dean actually ends up working out in the way that it tends to work out for those of us who don't like to talk about our feelings, because like there's at the end of it, they end up having just kind of this like. semi insulting of each other, but with like smiles behind the eyes, which like shows that Dean like Dean acknowledges I understand you're reaching out to me and I love you for it and this is really great and you know And then Bobby calls him an idiot and that's just like that means I love you, you know And I just think it's you know, it's a very sweet Thing like

Jerk:

Get

Bitch:

even

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

though it's dark. It turns out very sweet

Jerk:

It is. It's still annoying they should talk, but that's okay.

Bitch:

Yeah, sometimes you don't have to talk. Like at

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

true.

Bitch:

point,

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

I'd be

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

always.

Bitch:

at that point I'd be like, cool, it's over. Like we really don't, sometimes you don't have time to discuss your feelings. You've got

Jerk:

That's true.

Bitch:

Leviathan that are shitting everywhere.

Jerk:

Leviathan shit all over the floor.

Bitch:

There's a vibe and shit all over the

Jerk:

everywhere.

Bitch:

floor. It's just

Jerk:

It's in

Bitch:

everywhere.

Jerk:

the it's in the water it's in the

Bitch:

It's all over the walls. Like you just, you

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

don't have time

Jerk:

everywhere.

Bitch:

to talk about your feelings.

Jerk:

When you clean

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

up Leviathan

Bitch:

got,

Jerk:

shit

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

everywhere.

Bitch:

got to clean up the vibe and shit. So sweet.

Jerk:

Oh, my gosh.

Bitch:

All right. So we're going to cut to a high school.

Jerk:

Speaking of shit, and we're gonna go to Stockville High School and their mascot is the Sharks, which is really funny when we realize that we're gonna go visit the swim team locker room and it's the Sharks. Isn't that funny? I

Bitch:

It

Jerk:

appreciated

Bitch:

is.

Jerk:

that.

Bitch:

Also what's really funny is my notes say something weird is happening in the boys bathroom.

Jerk:

Forever and ever, yes.

Bitch:

For there's always something weird happening in the boys bathroom behind school, I'm pretty sure.

Jerk:

Oh my gosh. So and I and I comment about how the boys are getting weird. So my that's my note. Um but yeah so three boys three of the swim teamers uh attacked another three and they've got the ones that are attacking have like black tears and stuff so they've got the black leviathan Just kidding, I'm not gonna keep that if I can resist. But yeah, so this really violent, it slams one of the boys' heads into a locker and then one's on top of the locker bank and like jumps

Bitch:

So we

Jerk:

off.

Bitch:

know the viathan can jump really high. And I don't know why he decided I want to be a gargoyle, but

Jerk:

I know!

Bitch:

he is like, woo!

Jerk:

I was like, oh he's up there! Okay, that's what's happening. Sure, sure, sure.

Bitch:

Hopefully it's not like my cat in like exploring the new house, he keeps jumping up the places and then like forgetting like how

Jerk:

Have

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

get

Jerk:

get down.

Bitch:

down. She keeps eyeing like the top of the fireplace like that's the place she's been eyeing this past like couple of days

Jerk:

Mmm.

Bitch:

and I'm like that mantle is very thin. That's not a wise thing as you think it is honey.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

So anyways okay so back to Sue

Jerk:

blood splatter

Bitch:

fault

Jerk:

in the locker

Bitch:

blood

Jerk:

room and

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

shit

Jerk:

we leave.

Bitch:

splatter you have pitter-patter other splatter like

Jerk:

Oh my gosh.

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

Pitter-Patter

Bitch:

we're

Jerk:

splatter? I mean, we'll just leave it at that. It's all the splatters.

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

just so

Jerk:

we

Bitch:

gross,

Jerk:

got

Bitch:

the grossest

Jerk:

Sioux Falls,

Bitch:

water.

Jerk:

Sioux Falls General Hospital. And who do we find there?

Bitch:

Jodie! Yay!

Jerk:

Sheriff Jody Mills back. Anyways, so excited. And she just had an appendectomy and she's listening to her. What is presented as a slightly crazy hospital roommate, her shared hospital room, talking about how like terrible the hospitals and surgeons are and you can't trust them. They'll, you know, stitch you up with sponges and clamps inside of you.

Bitch:

And she's just being so sweet, Jodie, and just like listening

Jerk:

Uh huh,

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

her windbag of a roommate. And but then I also have a note that says, wait, your appendix converse when you're an adult. Is this something I have to be worried about now?

Jerk:

Head it to the list. Uh,

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

like, shit, what that could so happen? Like, I thought that was just something that happened like as a teenager. That was like, shit, okay.

Jerk:

And I guess it could. I don't know. Well, we get Dr. Gaines entering and he's like, look, everything is fine with textbook, but you need to take it easy. Here's some painkillers so you can sleep it off tonight and then get out tomorrow. Sounds very reasonable. Nice doctor.

Bitch:

He is, he's a very nice, attractive doctor. And then what does our patient have to say about him?

Jerk:

Our neighbor patient makes a crack about him being charming and cites a statistic that three quarters of doctors cheat on their exams so he might not know her appendix from her vagina.

Bitch:

I'm most like he is also a male doctor, so he still

Jerk:

Well...

Bitch:

might not know her appendix from her vagina.

Jerk:

I'm just

Bitch:

He

Jerk:

going

Bitch:

might

Jerk:

to, here's,

Bitch:

think

Jerk:

here's

Bitch:

that's

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

where

Jerk:

only

Bitch:

her

Jerk:

thing.

Bitch:

appendix is.

Jerk:

Well, I might think you find it there, but I think that he understands that. I think that the, at least the bare bones understanding that an appendix is a, a thing versus a vagina is a part of an opening. I feel like it'd be easy. I

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

thought

Bitch:

not like

Jerk:

it was

Bitch:

we're

Jerk:

a funny

Bitch:

asking

Jerk:

comparison.

Bitch:

him to find the clitoris, but whatever.

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

So,

Jerk:

I'm like, I just thought it was a funny comparison. I thought it was hysterical

Bitch:

yes,

Jerk:

though. Yes.

Bitch:

I don't know. But also I just kind of love this old lady.

Jerk:

Just sit talking.

Bitch:

She is batshit crazy and she goals, man. Hashtag goals. All right. So we cut back to Bobby's.

Jerk:

Yeah, where Dean just got back from the store while Sam and Bobby stayed back researching and Sam has found something that in the Stockville in North Kansas, most of the swim team was found, swim team was found mangled. And it looks like it could be a wild animal attack, but it'd be the size of a linebacker. So Sam can't go out on a fucking mission. Bobby's running his hub like he does. So Sam and Sam says is himself calls himself 51 50, which I thought was funny. So Dean's got to go.

Bitch:

And one thing I think also to point out there, which we didn't, I didn't quite go over in lore, is Leviathan also means a lot of times enormous or a bohemis, like as I said, so like a linebacker. So just something kind of like, okay, that sort of aligns with, I don't know, like we just have like this, the Leviathan go this, like they're so humanoid automatically, you know, like, I feel like we kind of miss like the monster that they are, like we only see it in little segments, at least in this episode.

Jerk:

No, I agree. So we so Dean's going solo and we cut back to the park where our creepy little girl is swinging on a swing.

Bitch:

Yep, my notes say our creepy child is in a swing set. So yep,

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

our

Bitch:

think we

Jerk:

guy,

Bitch:

have adopted

Jerk:

the, this she's

Bitch:

her now, by the way. She's ours.

Jerk:

adopted. She's, oh, she's yours now. Uh, and the spark plug dude is now going to approach her and comment on how small her body is and start pushing her on the swing. And she's like, yeah, it's too small. I can't even see over the counter.

Bitch:

How do they like, but like, it's so weird, like what they know and what they don't know, right? Like, so he knows, she knows to sit on a swing and he'll push it, right?

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

And she apologizes for the swim team, but they were hungry, were so

Jerk:

I'm so

Bitch:

hungry.

Jerk:

hungry. And he's like, yeah, you need to back off and get in line. The boss wants things taken care of. So she's like, I have an idea.

Bitch:

So we're learning, I like how they're kind of

Jerk:

hierarchy.

Bitch:

throwing a little things out, right? So these two are obviously, I feel like they seem like important lebiathan.

Jerk:

Correct.

Bitch:

And they have a boss somewhere though.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

There's someone who's still above them, right?

Jerk:

Yeah, they're not the boss, but they're like the lieutenants or whatever you'd say.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

we

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

cut.

Bitch:

don't seem very monster. Like it doesn't seem like an under the monster. I want to eat like they're

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

very

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

intelligent.

Jerk:

strategic.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

Yeah. So back at the hospital, we see that Dr. Gaines finds our little girl Annie is her name. We know at this point behind a curtain and she asks him if his doctor sexy.

Bitch:

She was also like humming behind a curtain like, I'm sorry, if you're in a dark area and there's something humming behind the curtain, you walk

Jerk:

Choco.

Bitch:

on by.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

You just keep on walking. You let

Jerk:

Keep

Bitch:

whatever

Jerk:

going.

Bitch:

is humming there just finish their little song and you go somewhere else.

Jerk:

So she just asked him basically if he's the surgeon of her dreams from her television watching. That's mine. I don't mean in a creepy way. I mean just in a...

Bitch:

I know it's gross though, so gross.

Jerk:

And so she grabs his arm and tells him she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up and she wants to grow up now. So she breaks his arm, we pan around the curtain and we pan back. She has already turned into him. So now it's like a shape-shifter thing too, which is real cray.

Bitch:

So that is something we're definitely learning that they can do right so they can get it They have they have another person and they become it right so we she's become a child But they didn't need to do that to become the child.

Jerk:

But like,

Bitch:

They

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

they

Bitch:

had

Jerk:

just had

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

go

Jerk:

be

Bitch:

inside

Jerk:

drank. So

Bitch:

your

Jerk:

why can't it just go like into that from one mouth into the other mouth? I'm hand motioning. I know you can't hear that. Sorry guys.

Bitch:

But you can

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

hear

Jerk:

like,

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

I did make that noise. Why can't this be like, and like spit in their mouth and like.

Bitch:

Please hold still while I spit in your mouth.

Jerk:

I mean the black fluid just had to like barely get on dude's face and now he's like a big

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

boss

Bitch:

feel like that

Jerk:

Leviathan.

Bitch:

got into an orifice though. Like I feel like it has to go into an orifice, right? Like it got into his mouth or like his nose.

Jerk:

I have to spit in the middle.

Bitch:

Maybe he was spitting his mouth, yep. Okay, moving

Jerk:

Anyways, so

Bitch:

on,

Jerk:

now we got two

Bitch:

so.

Jerk:

doctors and so now we know real Dr. Gaines is dead and Leviathan Dr. Gaines is now there.

Bitch:

And now she's just officially Dr. Sexy. She's taken

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

on the persona

Jerk:

she's taken the

Bitch:

of

Jerk:

name.

Bitch:

Dr. Sexy and you go little girl evil thing. All right.

Jerk:

So Dean gets to the high school and introduces himself as agent Ian Anderson, which is a Jethro Toll reference.

Bitch:

And I looked up as Jethro Tull and the pictures of him are kind of frightening, right? Did you know he's a, you know, so he's not Jethro Tull. He is just a musician that is in Jethro

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Tull, but he's a flautist and also like a guitarist earlier. And there's just some pictures of him holding a flute and he's very,

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

just, I don't know how to describe him. He looks very like, like Anton LaVey, say Tana, with a

Jerk:

Huh,

Bitch:

flute.

Jerk:

okay.

Bitch:

Yeah, I didn't know death row two would do that. But anyways, so CSI gives Dean the lowdown. And I love CSI dude, he is just on point. He has

Jerk:

hairs.

Bitch:

shit to do and he's gonna tell you things in an efficient manner.

Jerk:

Yeah, there's some good slang in there too. Yes, he is on it. And as Dean goes to investigate, he does see the black smear on the wall. So now we know that this is definitely a Leviathan caused problem.

Bitch:

And now I'm just thinking it's like a truck stop bathroom with just like shit

Jerk:

Oh god,

Bitch:

smearing on the

Jerk:

Leviathans

Bitch:

wall. Just

Jerk:

everywhere.

Bitch:

like there's a spirit, there's shit everywhere they're going.

Jerk:

So back in the hospital, Jodi wakes up and she hears Dr. Sexy telling the her roommate that to breathe and was giving her whatever sedative gas.

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

just put anesthesia, but yeah, I mean.

Jerk:

And it calls himself Dr. Sexy to her and she's like, my surgery is supposed to be in the morning. And he said, my surgery, your surgery is when I say it is. I was like, Oh, fuck.

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

see, I kind of like her.

Jerk:

so she falls asleep and gets wheeled out and Jodie pretends to be asleep.

Bitch:

But Jodie's also just like not a dummy, right? She just pretends to be asleep and then she's like, something's up and I'm gonna follow you.

Jerk:

So back at the house, Sam's phone rings. And as soon as he gets it, we all see that Lucifer is there again, but he's sitting there reading weekly world news. And the cover story is Area 51 shocker. I was intrigued.

Bitch:

Timely, but

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

oddly

Jerk:

want to see

Bitch:

timely.

Jerk:

the rest of it. It is right now. And Dean tells that Dean tells Sam that the swim team locker room was positive for Ick as he calls it. And there's two kids missing, they stole a car, and they're actually supposed to be headed towards the South Dakota line. So he's going to come back and regroup. And Lucifer is kind of commenting throughout this whole thing to Sam, like, Oh, apparently a person woman, Prince William finally found the right girl. So yeah.

Bitch:

Meh.

Jerk:

And we've got, you know, this, yeah, so Dean asked how Sam is, and Sam just looks at Lucifer and says, OK,

Bitch:

Hehehehe

Jerk:

and Lucifer's like, sure. Good line, good story, brah. And Lucifer stabs a knife into the desk. And so here's my question, is could anybody else see the knife stabbed into the desk? Because wouldn't that help answer a lot of questions at this point?

Bitch:

Maybe, but we don't know as we'll find out later because this is stupid. So, uh, so Sam's ignoring that scenes. Come on. I was like, Dean's coming back. Sam's losing his mind. And we cut back to.

Jerk:

Yeah, because she's going to follow Dr. Sexy to the organ transplant unit. And he she's overseas over like through the window over his shoulder as he's got a scalpel out woman. This woman's asleep real fast with just gas, which is weird. He never registered any other anesthesia, to my knowledge. He's got a scalpel out, cutting into her and then biting into organs. What the

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

fuck?

Bitch:

this is one thing though, and I could not figure out how to spell this and neither could Google. Do you think she was like propheticizing, as a word maybe, but like, was she predicting her own death when she like, like does a grasp onto this hatred of doctors? Did she just have this intuitive like, like somewhere she's like knew that she would just

Jerk:

premonition almost and was

Bitch:

Almost.

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

Yeah. And so this is like all

Jerk:

Self-fulfilling

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

prophecy

Bitch:

we didn't

Jerk:

kind

Bitch:

know

Jerk:

of thing.

Bitch:

but this was this was

Jerk:

Ah

Bitch:

her story the whole time. The whole time it was hers.

Jerk:

She was, she knew it. She was living for it. She was telling it before it even happened. I love that shit. That's

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

so good.

Bitch:

yeah, so. But Jodie sees all this and she's like, oh fuck!

Jerk:

And she's like, oh shit, I got to get out of here. And she was supposed to get in the hall, sees a nurse, and gets busted so that there's also, she's not really supposed to be up and about, so she faints.

Bitch:

Yep, she did just did really did have like some major surgery.

Jerk:

Yeah. So when she wakes up in bed, nurse is there and like, Oh yeah, you're not supposed to be up. And she tries to ask about the woman who was her roommate and the nurse just like who? And the bed next to her is empty and perfectly made.

Bitch:

Suss, suss, oh that's not good, that's not good. But Jodie is still not a dummy and she lies.

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

She lies her ass off. You go, Jodie.

Jerk:

and then we get Dr. Gaines, a.k.a. Dr. Sexy, entering wiping his mouth. And it's like, I'm going to take it easy. Are you doing? She's like, oh, my stitches itched and I wanted to ask if that was normal. I faded from fun now.

Bitch:

Is she smart? Okay, she's smart.

Jerk:

She's smart.

Bitch:

But the nurse is just popping her with a sedative in her

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

IV. Oh, so nice.

Jerk:

and doctors orders and she's like, oh no. And as soon as they leave, she's like ripping her IV out and she says, kiss my ass, Dr. Monster face.

Bitch:

Heart Jodie, heart Jodie. But I also like, but it's too late, it's too late.

Jerk:

It's too late. She's already high as fuck.

Bitch:

And then like, because she's passing out with that, we go back to Sam talking to Hallucifer and all I put here is like, I just want to fast forward.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Like if

Jerk:

this

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

didn't

Jerk:

a

Bitch:

have,

Jerk:

lot

Bitch:

if

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

talking.

Bitch:

wasn't doing this show, I would have really fast forwarded through this section.

Jerk:

Yeah, Lucifer's

Bitch:

I love you guys,

Jerk:

swinging a

Bitch:

but

Jerk:

golf club.

Bitch:

it's yeah. There's nothing we learned from it, right? I think that's why I don't like it because it was like, what are we? There's nothing new.

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

I'm

Jerk:

this

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

getting.

Jerk:

this is where we get like the strongest first up right here. Is the beginning is a strong and like it's been hinted and danced around. This is the strongest and strongest implication of suicidal implications right here, I think. That's I think that that's what we get right here at the beginning of the scene. That's where it's like, look. Why are you cleaning? Lucifer asks Sam why he's cleaning guns if he went because he needs to be pushed till he can't take any more. That's when this ends. So why are you cleaning guns? That's our first like actual like I think. very clear addressing of suicide being on the table.

Bitch:

Yeah, and maybe that's why I wanted a fast award, just because it was getting really dark and I just wouldn't

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

go past it.

Jerk:

Yeah, no, it's super dark. Bobby comes in and they have a beer and.

Bitch:

No, no, Bobby comes in and hears him shouting to somebody else. He's like, oh,

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

something's

Jerk:

shut up.

Bitch:

going on

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

with

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

your head. And then his solution is to give him alcohol.

Jerk:

My

Bitch:

Stop

Jerk:

arm.

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

That's not

Bitch:

Look,

Jerk:

the solution.

Bitch:

he's breaking this. Don't make him drunk. Why do you think that he is going to be better equipped to handle shit drunk?

Jerk:

his wait he's sad and yelling at nobody so we're gonna give him alcohol because that's not a depressant cool

Bitch:

or just a horrible idea,

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

right?

Jerk:

that too.

Bitch:

Like I've seen this episode of Cops. It doesn't get better when you give the crazy person shouting at something that's not fair boos.

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

So anyways, Bobby's just like, they're not real, like they're not in hell and Hallucifer stabs him. Just stabs him.

Jerk:

It's very upsetting. But I do like before we get before that happens, I thought there was a couple of good comments I just want to share, because I like that Bobby reminds Sam that they beat the devil before. And, and I do like that Bobby is literally telling Sam that you're Sam, that you're not in hell. You're not in hell. You are here with us as Lucifer stabs him through the stomach from behind with a fucking fireplace poker.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

It's very upsetting.

Bitch:

I don't like it.

Jerk:

No. But it's not real because Bobby doesn't even react. And the phone rings.

Bitch:

Or at least we think it's not real. Like, I don't know. Like, we don't know what's going on.

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

hate

Jerk:

guess.

Bitch:

this. I hate this. Like, it's

Jerk:

But he

Bitch:

gross.

Jerk:

doesn't react and he answers the phone, so I assume

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

it's

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

not real.

Bitch:

It's, it's... There's a whole mindfuck of it anyways, so...

Jerk:

It's a lot of mindfuck. I don't like the mindfuck. Jodie is on the phone and says and tells Bobby that her siege, her surgeon is a monster. And she's on the floor of her hospital room while she's telling him this, because she's too fucked up to walk. And she's like, look, yep, he ate a woman's liver. His mouth is horrible. And you have to get to the hospital. I can't call a deputy for this, but you need to get here before he eats me. Hmm. It's quite the call.

Bitch:

It is I love her and I like you know that Bobby like doesn't know who she is right so

Jerk:

At

Bitch:

we

Jerk:

first,

Bitch:

learn

Jerk:

he's

Bitch:

also.

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

playing it off like, come on, Bobby.

Bitch:

no, I don't he didn't that we didn't know who she was like this thing is a sign that they have not become friends since like kind of like things have been going on what they're not

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

talking to each other that often.

Jerk:

that's,

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

that's

Bitch:

she's

Jerk:

reasonable.

Bitch:

like this is like hey, like, I know you are into this stuff like and you can

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

help me.

Jerk:

And so Bobby doesn't really want to leave Sam so low, but he feels like he has to. So Sam's like, yeah, I'll be on the phones.

Bitch:

es a very timely like miss of: 2011

Jerk:

So back, we cut to the hospital. We've got Edgar, who is the guy that we're working on the car with the spark plug, his name, and two of our swimmers that we knew were missing enter the hospital. We'll see what they want to go find Dr. Gaines. And this nurse is not feeling their approach. She finds them super sus. And I appreciate that.

Bitch:

Yeah, she just like hands in their asses like no, this is my fucking

Jerk:

Thought

Bitch:

waiting

Jerk:

how

Bitch:

room.

Jerk:

this

Bitch:

This

Jerk:

works.

Bitch:

is not how this shit works. You sit your ass down until fucking Dr. Sexy comes in.

Jerk:

But then he walks in and is like, oh, we got to you. And he explains Dr. Sexy, our Leviathan, is explaining that like, yeah, this is where they bring their bodies to be fixed, so they view as a safe place. But a lot of them die here and no one questions it. So for discreet, no one will ever know. We can just fucking eat people.

Bitch:

I think that's a very astute observation. They just think it's hilarious. Nobody even questions that you just come to this place and you die.

Jerk:

Yeah, it's very dark. Doesn't make anybody feel good. But he's like, yeah, so now I've got a whole strategy. I'm a surgeon. We need to get a head nurse and an administrator. And Edgar is super impressed and he thinks the boss will be impressed too. So they send the swim bros to go take over the head nurse and the administrator bodies. And Dr. Sexy really wants Edgar to be the anesthesiologist but Edgar's got other plans.

Bitch:

He don't have

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

time for that, he don't.

Jerk:

none, it's real gross that they can't scream. because Dr. Sexseek.

Bitch:

Yeah, so but then what happens like after they become them? I guess like they like because they're just a replica

Jerk:

Well, they're not taking

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

over that body. They just

Bitch:

Yeah

Jerk:

become.

Bitch:

Yeah, anyways, alright, so we cut back to Sam and now he's timing himself field stripping his gun He's got a stopwatch. It looks very satisfying. I love those stopwatches

Jerk:

It does. It's way more satisfying than using your phone one. I mean, I use my phone

Bitch:

I think

Jerk:

all

Bitch:

so.

Jerk:

the time. I haven't

Bitch:

I do,

Jerk:

had a

Bitch:

but

Jerk:

regular

Bitch:

it's

Jerk:

one,

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

as

Jerk:

it

Bitch:

satisfying

Jerk:

feels. All

Bitch:

as a clicker.

Jerk:

right. Well, Dean gets back and gets a beer and he's like, yeah, I followed the swim kids here, but, you know, we got we got stuff to do. Bobby's on his own case. I need you with me. And yeah, let's get going.

Bitch:

Nope. This is, I hate this. I hate this.

Jerk:

Me too. So they get in the car and yeah

Bitch:

They're driving

Jerk:

and head out the

Bitch:

and

Jerk:

door.

Bitch:

Dean is just like saying some rude fucking shit. He is just like breaking shit down and like Sam's like, what's going on? And Dean saying things like you're never going to be okay. And we're like, what? What? I don't, this is really mean. Like, but Dean

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

was being mean earlier of like, did he just become like this gigantic dick?

Jerk:

Well, he was for he was being forceful, trying to force him to talk

Bitch:

He was

Jerk:

about

Bitch:

still

Jerk:

his feelings

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

before,

Bitch:

being kind of mean,

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

right?

Jerk:

he wasn't, I didn't think it was this little mean like, Oh, remember our friend who went bonkers and started shooting everybody. Like that's not helpful. And then as this is happening, we've got Bobby wheeling Jodie out. And, uh, we've got Mrs. Hackett is the name we find out of the, of her roommate. And so Bobby puts, puts Jodie in a cab says, good, go rest. I'll be by later.

Bitch:

Yay,

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

Jerry is free!

Jerk:

she's

Bitch:

Woo!

Jerk:

free. So Bobby's gonna go to the morgue, finds the body of Mrs. Hackett, and it says that she was there for a foot surgery and she died that morning, but she's already had a full autopsy, which is abnormal, to say the

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

least.

Bitch:

in Supernatural Land, like you guys like get into this morgue all the time, like two minutes after the body is dead and then you're like digging organs out of it, so

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

whatever.

Jerk:

true.

Bitch:

But then we go from that back to... okay this is where

Jerk:

back

Bitch:

like...

Jerk:

to Bobby's

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

and at Bobby's house we see Dean pull

Bitch:

Pulling up

Jerk:

in

Bitch:

and then, yeah. What the fuck? Like, why,

Jerk:

by himself

Bitch:

how? How?

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

What?

Jerk:

with Sam and he can't find Sam. Better turn

Bitch:

Oh.

Jerk:

on that GPS. So now we know that Sam is with fake Dean. This is fake Dean being mean to Sam.

Bitch:

Who's driving?

Jerk:

FAKED IN!

Bitch:

I'm just like rocking

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

myself

Jerk:

like it. I

Bitch:

slowly in a corner.

Jerk:

don't like

Bitch:

Alright.

Jerk:

it. And they see a conference room and Dean says they have to go up there, but Sam's like, I don't know. I'm out of control. I don't really want to, or Dean's out tells Sam that he's out of control and Sam's like, how is this helping? I don't understand. And they start to go in the door, which says Morningstar enterprises. I'll note. It's like a Lucifer reference. And then The door closes. He's like, oh, you think you're in an office building, right? Nope, it's an industrial warehouse space.

Bitch:

Because

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

of course it's a warehouse.

Jerk:

of course it is. And Dean, fake Dean turns into Lucifer. And so Sam wants to shoot him and Lucifer's mocking him and there's shots and they're yelling and it's all stupid.

Bitch:

Yeah, like, my say, Sam is shooting at nothing, Lucifer taunting him to kill himself. This is so dark and I hate it.

Jerk:

Yeah, well, Bobby is looking at Mrs. Hatchett's body.

Bitch:

Okay well I love this, I don't understand, that part is so dark and I'm like HAHAH like all these organs that he's pulling out, okay.

Jerk:

And Dr. Sexy arrives and Bobby pretends to be FBI because he's like, whoa, I will shut your hospital down. But unfortunately, Dr. Sexy, aka Leviathan remembers Bobby and knows that he is. Yeah, I saw you through the angels eyes.

Bitch:

what like that's something

Jerk:

uh

Bitch:

right like that is that's crazy so bobby though like so bobby just clocks it

Jerk:

with a medical metal medical hammer.

Bitch:

love it love you bobby's

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

bam

Jerk:

good. Then he's got a shotgun hidden next to Mrs. Hatchett's body that he pulls out and he shoots, shoots him.

Bitch:

Well, before he even shoots him though, like

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

he

Jerk:

no,

Bitch:

can

Jerk:

that's right.

Bitch:

eat like he Canadian self parks his head and it like pops open and we see

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

like the tongue

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

coming

Jerk:

like it.

Bitch:

out,

Jerk:

I was

Bitch:

which

Jerk:

trying

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

kind

Jerk:

forget

Bitch:

of

Jerk:

about

Bitch:

thing.

Jerk:

it. We've got

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

a big,

Bitch:

an interesting

Jerk:

we've got

Bitch:

effect,

Jerk:

it. We got a

Bitch:

but.

Jerk:

full like head split in half. We got big sharp teeth and a skinny little tongue like wiggling around.

Bitch:

a pronged tongue too, so like a lizard tongue.

Jerk:

You're following tongue?

Bitch:

Yes.

Jerk:

Okay, so we've got Bobby shoots at it and the buckshot hits him goes in, but then it just falls right back out on the floor and all the black liquid drips out.

Bitch:

There's this weird black shit everywhere. Like the black ooze is just like.

Jerk:

and smartly Bobby runs.

Bitch:

Yes, smart Bobby. You just go.

Jerk:

No

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

more

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

Leviathan

Bitch:

go.

Jerk:

shit. Get out of there.

Bitch:

All right. So Dean then pulls up to the, of course it's a warehouse and we

Jerk:

because

Bitch:

see

Jerk:

he followed the GPS. Thank

Bitch:

we follow

Jerk:

you for GPS.

Bitch:

the GPS and we see a parked van.

Jerk:

Yeah, where did this van come from and its headlights are on? Like, what the fuck? Who drove this? Did Sam

Bitch:

Who

Jerk:

drive himself?

Bitch:

did Sam drive himself and think

Jerk:

and not

Bitch:

he

Jerk:

remember

Bitch:

was Lucifer

Jerk:

driving?

Bitch:

driving? Like, what the fuck is this?

Jerk:

That is bad. That's dangerous.

Bitch:

This is all terrible. This is terrible. I

Jerk:

Very

Bitch:

really

Jerk:

dangerous.

Bitch:

hope like this is like next door. Like, I don't know. Like, this

Jerk:

Well.

Bitch:

is, it's just bad. It's just bad. And...

Jerk:

It's so bad. In this whole scene, I hate this scene.

Bitch:

I don't like this, like the who am

Jerk:

I'm going

Bitch:

I,

Jerk:

to give like,

Bitch:

like.

Jerk:

here's, here's the big, the big summary is Dean goes in, asks Sam what's doing Sam super confused points a gun at Dean. Lucifer is flickering changes into Lucifer still, but then also it goes to Dean sometimes. So Sam is getting mind fucked by Lucifer pretending that he's Dean sometimes, but Sam, but also playing as Lucifer Dean actually is trying to talk Sam off the ledge to not shoot him. And so, and so Dean actually does get smart and uses. to bring Sam back to reality uses physical pain, which is dark and fucked, but also kind of makes sense. So like, well, this is real. And he grabs Sam's injured hand and digs his fingers into the wound to bring him back to this is to ground him. And then while Lucifer is still taunting him, but Lucifer flickers. So now we know Lucifer might not be real. I don't fucking know, but either way, it kind of matters. He's talking about flesh and blood, blah, blah. And I've got you out. We've got you. We got you. We got to believe in us. And then, um, this word just appears for a second and talks about and Sam and Dean talks about, you know, you got to start with a building blocks. This is step stepping stone. Number one, just building it, believe in me. And we'll get through this.

Bitch:

Yeah, I don't know this whole thing is fucking dark Dean also like my notes say they one of the ways he takes it back is by look at me I am the captain now I think that is very much happening here.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

Which I actually used in a work conversation the other day, seriously. I am the captain.

Jerk:

Ah.

Bitch:

I've stopped giving fucks about a lot of things but yeah I don't this is like fuck that's so fucked up like so the way that you're going to convince your brother that you're in reality is by torturing him.

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

But-

Jerk:

it was tying him back to something here, an event he remembered before the this got that far and saying, OK, you remember cutting your hand. We were there together. This is reality and this is what happened. And you have this wound and I'm standing here next to you and I wrapped

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

the wound and

Bitch:

the hand cutting happened while he was already broken. Like he was breaking when he cut his hand. Like things

Jerk:

That's reasonable,

Bitch:

are like.

Jerk:

but he wasn't hallucinating yet. Well, he was, he wasn't hallucinating Lucifer yet, but yes, you're

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

correct.

Bitch:

But I also think like there is something like my inner goth loves that Dean really like when the way that he calms him down, he was just like, look, like when we're tortured in hell, it's different than being tortured here. Like this life is terrible,

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

but it's a different kind of terrible. And

Jerk:

Yeah, he

Bitch:

as

Jerk:

does.

Bitch:

of somebody who has lived through the past five years or so, which I know like future podcasts, and you'll be listening to this and laughing about how like how bad I thought it was now. Like, you know, as the lizard people with their forked tongues have taken over. you know, like, but I do appreciate that darkness, but it's also still like, is doubly dark, right? Like this life is terrible, but it's a different kind of terrible than hell. Like I've been there, I was tortured there. Like it's different, right?

Jerk:

If that feels different than this, yeah. Well, in the midst of all this, Sam's phone rings and it's Bobby. And he's like, yeah, the sheriff was right. There's definitely a hospital, a monster thing at the hospital. I double barreled one and with silver buckshot, didn't have any effect. Just got some black ooze. And then, yeah, let's meet at the house to regroup.

Bitch:

I love how that's on Bobby. Like, I shot it with a shotgun. I double barreled it. Ooh, Bobby. Sass.

Jerk:

So Sam and Dean get in the car and they're pretty, he's pretty relieved that Sam's not seeing anything yet. And they pull up to Bobby's though. This is upsetting.

Bitch:

It's so fucking upsetting. This episode wasn't upsetting enough, but the house is fucking burnt down. What the fuck?

Jerk:

Like gone, like gone. And they haven't even gone that long.

Bitch:

What happened

Jerk:

Wild.

Bitch:

to my bunker? I have my fucking bunker.

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

Is my bunker still there? I

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

don't know.

Jerk:

it's still like crackling. There's still embers. They're searching for Bobby. Dean's like, what the fuck? This is an intentional torching. They cannot find Bobby. And he tries to call, Dean tries to call Bobby after Sam's off, while Sam's separate from him.

Bitch:

And before

Jerk:

And.

Bitch:

we get to that, he also, when Sam's just like asking what's going on, like Dean holds up like a burnt journal and then just like, no, not the books. All

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

those rare books are inside of Bobby's house. And then I'm just back whimpering in a corner. I'm like, please

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

no, like those books are very, very rare, let's give them that. And then we

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

get to Bobby's

Jerk:

the voice

Bitch:

direct

Jerk:

will,

Bitch:

hotline.

Jerk:

which says that you should not have this number. But Dean leaves a message and just basically says, like, you could not have been in that crater if you're gone. I swear I will strap my brother into the car and drive off

Bitch:

No,

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

no,

Jerk:

pier.

Bitch:

my strap, my beautiful mind brother,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

which is a great, it's a great thing to throw in there.

Jerk:

And you asked how I was. I'm not good. Where are you? But this was just really honest. And it was like, this is finally de-invented as he best in the way that he could, which I will give you. So there you go. But as Sam's wandering around looking for Bobby, he instead finds our friend Edgar the Leviathan. That's not good. Who informs him that apparently you two Winchesters are competent enough to warrant annihilating.

Bitch:

Yay,

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

you made the hit list.

Jerk:

OK.

Bitch:

Congratulations.

Jerk:

Oh, so he's about to attack Sam, but Dean manages to shoot Edgar in the head with the buckshot. But of course, as we know, it doesn't have any real effect. And we get the big crazy mouth, Leviathan mouth, big mouth. I like it. Big

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

mouth.

Bitch:

but every time I do this, like I feel like

Jerk:

Hinge

Bitch:

I'm making

Jerk:

mouth.

Bitch:

the beetle juice like thing. It feels it is kind of awesome like a beetle juice hat too. It's a great effect. I love it.

Jerk:

It is he like looks back at his mouth gets real crazy big and it's like it's like the What do they call that? What do they call the hinge skull or the hinge jaw? What do they call it? Because your jaws a hinge. What is

Bitch:

A snake

Jerk:

it where they?

Bitch:

jaw. I don't know.

Jerk:

Yeah, whatever that thing anyways, uh, so they get there's a fight dean's legs broken and Sam sam manages to punch good old edgar and then dean drops a car on him Because they just have it hanging from this at all times apparently

Bitch:

What is a junkyard? So I think every time like a car gets taken off, there's like, okay, it's time to like, scroll up another one and then just keep one pose. Like we never know when we have to cartoon death somebody.

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

think it works

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

that way, but I'll take it. Sure.

Bitch:

that's how it works at Bobby Singer's house.

Jerk:

It does how

Bitch:

Bobby

Jerk:

it does,

Bitch:

Singer,

Jerk:

how it works

Bitch:

paranoid

Jerk:

at Bobby Singer's

Bitch:

son

Jerk:

house.

Bitch:

of a bitch. Like you better have like a car strung up to drop on a Leviathan.

Jerk:

So it falls and we see the black fluid gush out from under the car and a little fizz in Edgar's hand. So we think we think he did.

Bitch:

I don't know. He just he gushes and But then like we find out that Dean's got a broken leg now

Jerk:

and Sam's unconscious and won't wake up. So they got to call the ambulance and they're in the freaking ambulance and the given reports talking about how

Bitch:

This

Jerk:

Sam

Bitch:

is the first

Jerk:

has

Bitch:

time

Jerk:

head

Bitch:

that Dean

Jerk:

trauma.

Bitch:

has ever called like an ambulance. Like what? He just

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

didn't

Jerk:

I think it's because

Bitch:

like.

Jerk:

he had no, well, he didn't have anything else to do. Dean Sam's unconscious. They're next to a burned out house. They don't know where Bobby is and he's got a broken leg. He can't pick up Sam and carry him. They're kind of fucked. They kind of had to.

Bitch:

I guess.

Jerk:

I think.

Bitch:

Whatever.

Jerk:

I don't know.

Bitch:

Yeah. It's

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

also

Bitch:

a real

Jerk:

terrible

Bitch:

choice.

Jerk:

timing, terrible timing for this when there's a monster at the hospital.

Bitch:

Yeah, then like, so what this like one, I just don't believe this ambulance could have found them, but whatever. So somehow these EMTs have like found them and they're taking them to a hospital in San the seizing.

Jerk:

Yeah, he's having a seizure and sees Lucifer. That's not good. And Dean is very upset when he finds out they're going to Sioux Falls General Hospital. He's like anywhere else. But the EMT just kind of blows him off. And our final scene of this episode is back at Bobby's junkyard, where we see the fluids that were all squished out of Ed. That's why I started calling him at this

Bitch:

Okay.

Jerk:

point, are all sucked back under the car and his fingers move. So, oh, that wasn't enough to kill him. Fuck.

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

Leviathan

Bitch:

that's just the

Jerk:

shit

Bitch:

end

Jerk:

was reabsorbed. That's it.

Bitch:

Yep, that's how it ends.

Jerk:

So yeah, well, I have a little bit of, um, of a cast for you to set tonight.

Bitch:

Alrighty.

Jerk:

Joe Bradley in Beverly Hills: 90210

Bitch:

Mm-hmm.

Jerk:

and a lot of Hallmark stuff.

Bitch:

Yes, yes, he's done a lot of homeless stuff, yes.

Jerk:

Edgar was played by Benito Martinez. Single episodes of shows like Star Trek Next Generation, X-Files, Firefly, Bones, Castle, Hawaii Five-O. He was Dr. Julio Ruiz in the movie Outbreak. If you want to flash back to that one, movies that we never want to watch again. He was Brett in the film Saw. He was multiple episodes of The Unit 24 and Big Sky, which is the other show that that Jensen Ackles is on. He was Ronnie in regular character in Saving Grace, Luis in Sons of Anarchy, Hector Mendoza in House of Cards, played Senator then President Diaz in The Blacklist, and Gabriel Reyes currently in 9-1-1 Lone Star. Pretty big resume.

Bitch:

Yeah, he became a pretty big actor.

Jerk:

's mom in Reefer Madness, the: 2005

Bitch:

Yes.

Jerk:

There we go.

Bitch:

Cool. Yeah. So this episode.

Jerk:

super stressful Bumbersville.

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

I rate it Bumbersville.

Bitch:

This is definitely on, I think we're now it's not been zero episodes since now. Many episodes of a bummer

Jerk:

Now

Bitch:

so lately.

Jerk:

many episodes.

Bitch:

Yeah. And hopefully we're get out of it soon. I mean, like, again, like there was really great writing in this episode.

Jerk:

Absolutely. That's what I was going to say. I was like that made it like super if I didn't have great writing on an episode like this, I would understand fast forwarding through it. It's a tough cookie.

Bitch:

That's a tough cookie. And I just, as much as I love the acting between

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Mark and Jared,

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

um, I don't think that after a while, it's just kind of redundant, right? Like, cool. Like get it Samuels and hell you're torturing him. Move on. Like, what are we learning here? What are we taking from this? Like,

Jerk:

Or

Bitch:

so.

Jerk:

is he? Like, I don't like the, like, I don't mind like a

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

mindfuck, like a psychological thriller mindfuck.

Bitch:

but doing

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

an

Jerk:

don't

Bitch:

episode

Jerk:

mind a... Ah.

Bitch:

like Buffy did right like I still hate it it's so hate but doing episodes I don't want to do it for a whole fucking like we're already did this last season like we're so this is going

Jerk:

But the writing on this, the lines, the banter, were really great. So.

Bitch:

Yep. So I... Yeah. We know Leviathan are out. They're doing things. Cass is dead now. That's a thing that happened.

Jerk:

That's sad. So Cass is dead, we don't know where Bobby is, and we've got leviathans, and Dean's leg is broken, and Sam's unconscious and having seizures.

Bitch:

That's fine.

Jerk:

This is episode two of the season. What the fuck? How did people survive that if you

Bitch:

This

Jerk:

were into

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

the show?

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

I've

Bitch:

dark!

Jerk:

been so mad. I've been so fucking mad. If I was watching this in real time when it came out, I'd be like, are you fucking kidding?

Bitch:

You know, there is somebody who I talked to last weekend, and they're like, oh, what is your podcast on? I'm like, oh, it's a television show, Supernatural. Like, we just got to season seven. Oh, that's when I stopped watching.

Jerk:

And you're like, yeah, I hear that sometimes.

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah. So I don't we, uh, but we still love the show and we don't want

Jerk:

Yes,

Bitch:

you to not like we're not

Jerk:

for

Bitch:

mad

Jerk:

sure.

Bitch:

at it.

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

Like

Jerk:

no, no.

Bitch:

it's not, it's

Jerk:

We

Bitch:

not

Jerk:

will

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

continue

Bitch:

gender pod.

Jerk:

watching. We will continue doing this. We will just mock it sometimes when we're.

Bitch:

Yeah. Anyways, alright, with that, I don't know, like, there's Leviance and shit everywhere, I'm gonna go. Alright, so cheers, jerk.

Jerk:

Cheers, bitch.