7:20 The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
We talk SPN Season 7, Episode 20 The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo. Diana finally gets to meet Charlie! We play Hacker, Metal, Exploit in honor of this week's hacking theme. We also say the name Dick wayyyy too often.
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Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana. And we're gonna talk season seven, episode 20, the girl with the Dungeons and Dragons.
Bitch (:I'm Liz.
Bitch (:tattoo.
Jerk (:Oh, is that what it... my Netflix cut off, it just said dot dot. It just said dot dot.
Bitch (:Did you know it was too long? Yeah, no, it's tattoo. The whole title is a girl with a Dungeons and Dragons tattoo. And it was a very long title.
Jerk (:It is a long title that I'm telling you my Netflix just did dot ellipses at the end. I was like, OK. Yeah. Oops. Oopsies. Oh, it is. I mean, I got what I knew what the reference was still, but that makes a lot more sense. Well, that's how this week's going to go. All right. What have you been up to?
Bitch (:That's funny. Yeah, no, there was more.
Bitch (:Cause it's funnier with a Dutch's and dragons tattoo. Yeah.
Bitch (:Yep, yep.
Bitch (:Oh, you know, just, you know, I was like, what is the TMI for the podcast of, you know, where things have been going in my body? But I've had cameras in many places of late. It is always, always fun to see your insights. I can confirm there are no aliens in my uterus. Like, well, I don't know. There was like one point where she lit things up and she was like, those are the veins. And I was like, are they are those the aliens? Like, I think we know like.
Jerk (:fun.
Bitch (:Then they're just hiding behind the ovary to wait for once a month to come out and start punching me from the inside You know what the aliens in your uterus do? um There's like oh my god. So I watched have you seen um on max the garden? So apparently there is a reality show at first I thought it was a documentary But then I realized it was a reality show like so I kind of got
Jerk (:No.
Bitch (:I got caught in a reality show that I thought was a documentary and it's about, well, it's about these people who have a community called the garden, right? And it's basically an off the grid community, uh, where everybody has to like build everything, like there's basically people living off the grid, right? And some of them are anarcho. Some of them are hippies. Some of them are just like weird preppers and stuff. But apparently during the apocalypse.
Jerk (:Uh oh. Oh no.
Bitch (:They put out things on TikTok that were saying like, oh, if you want to come join the garden, like you can come. And they were vetting people, but they had a film crew there like filming these people who are coming to try and join this commune. And of course there's all sorts of internal drama and they're just like the weirdest, like, I don't know. They're the people who are living on a commune. And the whole like point of like the six episodes is.
Are they a commune or are they a cult?
Jerk (:Are they a cult? That was my first question. Is it a cult?
Bitch (:And that's it's like the running thing like people have like through every episode is like, so what do you think? Are they a cult? Are we a cult? I don't know And I kind of feel like you had to ask are my a cult then you're not a cult
Jerk (:If you're unsure about your own organization, I don't know.
Bitch (:Cause I feel like if you're in a cult, you wouldn't even ask. You just be like, what? No, of course not. These are my bitches. Like I would never be in a cult. I don't know. And then if you leave, I'm going to kill you. You know, like, and it seems like, well, and they were voting people off, right? And I'm like, no, cults don't vote people off. Cold cults like, well, you leave. That's the point of cult. They had to siphon all your stuff.
Jerk (:I guess.
Jerk (:and I get to keep all your money.
Jerk (:I think they vote people off if they're like fucking up the vibe of the cult, though, right? Can't they vote people out?
Bitch (:Well, and that was kind of the thing, but they were like, Oh, there is like, there was a lot of, there was a very much that they were just like, but really there was like a lot of conflict mediation and it was. Yeah. So I highly recommend watching it just cause maybe you can figure out, is it a documentary or is it a reality show? And I still don't know.
Jerk (:That's more reality show, like you get voted off the island kind of shit, right?
Jerk (:The answer is yes. Sounds like the answer is yes.
Bitch (:Yeah, I kind of want to go. I don't want to hang out there. I really don't. I just want to sit outside and like watching with popcorn, which probably means the reality show. I want to sit outside and watch these people with popcorn. That's not a documentary. Damn it. I watched the reality show. I guess that's what I did. What about you?
Jerk (:I had a cold so I've been doing nothing. I got my Christmas decorations up on the house and what else?
I don't know, I guess that's all I've been up to since I've been down with the sickness. No, sorry. No, it's just got the stupid cold that everybody's got going around. So you went out though. You went to Sawbands.
Bitch (:Oh no, down with the sickness, dear, dear. Okay, we're not, we're just letting that go. Oh, yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, people don't even know every time I like go outside of my house. Yeah, no, we went and saw the doors played out, not Dallas played Austin and it was happy birthday, Kelly. It was my friend's birthday. And so drove up and hung out with my friends. And that was nice. And it was good to, you know, I missed Austin. But also, then I had to come home. So.
Jerk (:I saw music. I almost went to the Dallas show. That's why I thought and I didn't make it to it. So
Bitch (:All right, so one thing, just you, Mark Shepard just had like some massive heart attack things happening.
Jerk (:Yes.
Jerk (:Yeah, it's all that.
Bitch (:But thankfully it sounds like he's on the mend and pulling through. Please don't die, sir. I need you to berate me in a way that makes that, that I like. So anyways, so, uh, yeah, just here's you hoping that, you know, wishing him all the best thoughts and stuff that, that way I will rub, I'll rub the, I'll rub the possum that, that you didn't like, sir. And okay. He does hate possums. He would not be happy like that woman who found the possum in her Christmas tree.
Jerk (:Yep.
Jerk (:Ah.
Jerk (:Yes, recovering.
Jerk (:He hates possums.
Jerk (:I know. Or there's a new video where it's a possum sliding down the railing for the rail in your garage for your garage door. It's sliding down that with the cat watching. It's pretty epic. I'll find it and share it with you. People put stripper music to it as this possum slides down because of course they did.
Bitch (:bitch. It's a cute possum too.
Bitch (:Yeah, always out.
Bitch (:Of course they did. So speaking of strippers, no, that's not a good transition. Um, so the girl with the dungeon and dragons tattoo. So obviously this is a play on the film slash book girl with the dragon tattoo, uh, Larsen's book that also featured a female hacker.
Jerk (:Huuuh...
Jerk (:tattoo. Yeah.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:And is also Dungeons and Dragons, if you did not know, is something that many families blamed murder and other things on for a very long time. But really it's just guys and girls sitting around tables being dorks. So, and this first aired April 27th, 2012. It was directed by John McCarthy. And he is was the
Jerk (:correct.
Bitch (:I would say we're gonna say the first assistant director, but I don't mean like he was the first assistant director. He was the first assistant director. Yeah, on the show.
Jerk (:Okay. It's all part of one. It's not a time or chronological title. It's like literally the part of the test.
Bitch (:There's like a second, there's like, yeah, there's a second assistant director, but basically like, so he was the assistant director on the odd number episodes and Kevin Park was the assistant director on the even one. So there was the first one, the second, but he also worked at Jensen on dark angel and so he would became the second crew person to do, uh, to direct an episode, which is pretty cool. Also, no, he was the first assistant director for the second unit for snakes on a plane.
Jerk (:Okay.
Bitch (:which, you know, I think is a pretty good thing. And lately he seems to have turned to producing and doing a lot of the particular Christmas TV movie things that I'm glad are keeping everybody employed. And this was written by Robbie Thompson and he is currently under, currently writing the script for an untitled Universal Monsters movie that is under wraps, you just don't know what it is. So fingers crossed, it's a good one. And also an untitled Michael Bay underwater adventure project.
Which I think is probably what transformers underwater probably. Right. Yeah. I don't know. That's a, that's a tracks. Right. And so, uh, that's our background on this. And so we go into our, our recap and it's like, oh yeah, I remember they can see Bobby now.
Jerk (:Okay, that tracks. Why not?
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Yeah, it's basically all about Bobby and Bobby's ghost and Bobby's reaper and Bobby's ghost. There, ta-da. And a little bit about, and a tiny, and a little homage to Frank.
Bitch (:Yeah. So maybe this episode's going to. Yeah. A little bit of a Frank, you know, we, we never have enough Frank, but maybe it's a hint that this, what about Bobby? Like this is what probably maybe this episode may have some things about.
Jerk (:Maybe. So we kick off with a, in a cabin and we've got Sam and Dean there and Sam's on the phone, but they're researching where the Dick's dig sites. Oh my God, it's never not funny.
Bitch (:Yeah, I've got lots of dick jokes in this. They just write themselves, I think. Yeah, so there's nothing in dick sites.
Jerk (:They do. No. So Dean drinks from his flask. Holy fucking shit. This is a lot of alliteration. And we see the lights flicker and guess who's there? It's Bobby. But they pulled guns by now.
Bitch (:I did.
Bitch (:But they pull guns on it. Yeah. There's like, they get spooked. And so they pull guns. Okay. Tracks. All right.
Jerk (:Yeah. But he disappears real fast, but then he comes back because but he basically he's been worn out. He's been taking a ghost nap because he was real tired from all his action in the last episode.
Bitch (:I take lots of ghosts and apps, but he's finally able to like, look, dudes, I would try and tell you this all season. What these numbers fucking mean? They're like, we already know it's location. So he's thinking, no, but
Jerk (:Right.
Jerk (:Yeah, he's like, yeah, we know that part, but here's what it really fucking means. And basically they are breaking ground in April on a biotech lab that is going that he calls it Soylent Green, that is a slaughterhouse. And we are the beef. They are dumbing us down with the Turduckens. They bought more biggersons and they're going to cure us of cancer, AIDS, heart disease, everything else. And then, no, they bought other places, too.
Bitch (:But it...
But it's not just Biggersons. So they bought more, they bought more than Biggersons, I think is the point. So, and we like, they'll then, so like, they've basically wrapped up the mystery of what the Leviathans are going to do in one minute that we have, that we have spent all season is 20 episodes. That was just the 10th of a minute.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Yeah. I'm dragging on. Yeah, all of it. Yeah. And just as one minute of yeah, so we flashback, we've got so we know Biggerson's the Turducken experiment, and now they've got more restaurants. They're going to serve the blue goo to everybody at all these restaurants. Oh, we ran across.
Bitch (:And I think, well, not just restaurants, like it's going to be like they're in like Cisco, right there in like Sigra core, like is something that's in everything. Right. And so that is the ingredient that is just going to be, you're not going to, it's like corn syrup, right? You're not going to be able to, you're going to try and be like, oh no, I don't want the corn syrup, but you inevitably eat the corn syrup every day. Cause it's in fucking everything.
Jerk (:Yeah, in all the food.
Jerk (:I'm not gonna eat that.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. And then we've got the tie-in of the real estate.
Bitch (:This episode is brought to you by Corn Syrup.
Jerk (:Well, we will definitely not be getting many food sponsors. So the and then the other thing, the real estate time when they were in Colorado and we met our favorite real estate assistant, they were that was all about buying real estate for curing things. And so, yeah, Leviathan is going to cure like make people real fucking dumb, take away all of their super scary diseases like cancer and AIDS and heart disease.
And then they're going to.
Bitch (:Because you don't want to eat something that's filled with cancer. I mean, it's just, you don't.
Jerk (:That's reasonable, very reasonable. And then they're going to walk them down to the slaughterhouse and eat them.
Bitch (:Yep. Or maybe not even a slaughterhouse. I mean, maybe just next door. We don't know. But basically it's Soylent Green. Holy shit. So we're gonna be a herd.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Yeah, we're engineering a herd and hunting. And I thought that was an interesting way to take on it. But anyways, and I do like that we get a new nickname for Leviathan's because Leviathan's really long to say and Bobby calls them Levi's.
Bitch (:Yep. And then I just started typing Levi's do the rest of this. Cause it was just easier than typing Levi.
Jerk (:It is. I was like, yes, I got one. Here we go. So there we go. And then we cut over to the very hacker.
Bitch (:Hacker keyword hacker keyword did it did that did it and an
Jerk (:You get some matrix letters and I'm just kidding. It didn't go quite that far. It's just using. It's close. And code on the screen. And then we cut back. Sam getting an email. And it says it's from Frank, but Frank's dead.
Bitch (:Almost, almost.
Bitch (:Is he alive? No, no, he's not.
Jerk (:No, it says, if you get this I'm dead, or worse. Oh great, are you getting this email? Because someone's trying to hack my hard drive. It has compromising info about you, where you are, your aliases, and where the fuck baby is. Oh shit.
Bitch (:Why? Why would you put that out of hard drive, Frank? Like, why?
Jerk (:But here's a handy dandy link to an FTP site via GPS tracker to get your hard drive back. Good luck.
Bitch (:You just said words that don't really make sense together, but okay. There you go. Okay. So we know like, I also just said it has an air tag. So thankfully this, this hard drive has an air tag and, and where does it go? It goes to Richard Roman headquarters.
Jerk (:I'm sure they don't. That's how it said on the screen.
Jerk (:a basic way.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Right outside of Chicago. And we start getting our super nerd references. We get a Death Star reference because there's a lot of those in this. And I don't mean that in a mean way for the record. I just. Mm hmm. Yeah. So we do our time jump to five hours earlier at Richard Roman Enterprises HQ, and we see a redhead female.
Bitch (:Yeah. And there's just so, no, it's just a very nerdy episode.
Jerk (:jumping off of her scooter in her Princess Leia t-shirt, wearing headphones, bopping along to Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.
Bitch (:Yes, which as Supernatural would you pointed out, this is also how American Psycho is as well. So you also have that parallel going to it. I thought that was interesting.
Jerk (:That is a fun one. And who is this red chick? Well, she scans her ID going into the building and it says her name is Charlene Bradbury. And. And she goes full dance party in the elevator, which I truly appreciated.
Bitch (:Hello, bitches.
Bitch (:After she checked to make sure that nobody could see her. And so, which is what you do. And then as soon as the elevator stops, she is just cool, calm, and collected and walks through her cubicle, which is also covered in nerd shit.
Jerk (:Back to, yeah.
Jerk (:Yes, we've got comic book figurines plus including from Wonder Woman, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, all the things, plus Hermione, the ever important Hermione. And she immediately sits down and goes to a website. For a political pack, U.S. conservatives and does a lot of clicky, clicky typing. And then and then.
Bitch (:Yes, yes there is everybody.
Bitch (:That's how you hack.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Hehehe
Jerk (:I don't know how to... All those noises. And is redirecting their donated funds to other causes.
Bitch (:Two animal lovers and lovers of the planet. So that's hilarious. And then her cubie me is just like what are you doing?
Jerk (:And he's like, please don't do illegal shit at work. I hate it when you do that. But tell me about your hookup last night at the Reproductive Rights Charity Event.
So they are painting a picture of this character. And anyways. She's not worried about Pete, her boss at all. She's like, he's a teddy bear. And we've learned that she goes by Charlie, not Charlene. And she's like, if I wait, I can cover my tracks anyways. But of course, then as TV does, she gets called to the boss's office.
Bitch (:know and inside his dick.
Jerk (:Yeah, we got Pete. Pete and Dix, they're ready to intro himself and monologue away about how important he is. So.
Bitch (:any monologues to her.
Bitch (:Yep. As most, most executive dudes like that will like to do. They talk about themselves to you over and over. But a good thing is though, that she's not there about hacking those stupid super packs because that was adorable. And it was.
Jerk (:And, but he asks how a high school dropout has such a bright, has one of the brightest minds in the company. And she just says like, Oh, I've got trouble with authority. And if I have trouble with authority, I want to be myself. I just have to be indispensable. Okay.
Bitch (:Yeah, no, you know, you can do whatever you want as long as they can't get rid of you and But this like thing about like what makes her special We started seeing is something that really just like gets dicks goat and he just wants to know What is that spark inside of you?
Jerk (:I don't get it. I can't copy it. Ugh. And you're kind of completing me right now, Charlie. HUEH!
Bitch (:Mm, yep, yep.
Jerk (:Hmm. Anyway, so he's like, BT Dub, so, cause you just got that special spark that I don't understand at all, I'm gonna give you this hard drive that's supposed to be impossible to crack. You've got three days to crack it or you're fired. It's got info that could bring down the company, bye.
Bitch (:Never trust the man. Yep, yep. He only, he was only there because he wanted something. And now she's also upset because that means she's being watched.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. So she's annoyed because she's got the eye of sorrow on her. But anyway, we've got she plugs in the hard drive and she thinks she invokes Hermione and she does a lot of her click.
Jerk (:And then she, I guess it's a War Games reference.
Bitch (:Yeah, no, it totally goes all war games and she is very excited and she's like, all right, let's play a game, bitches. And so then he's, you know, nice try. Zero charisma ends up coming on, which is so zero charisma is your charisma is a Dungeon and Dragons reference because when you lose all your charisma points, that means you die. And then also zero charm was in sneakers. So probably both of those references.
Jerk (:Uh, both nice. Well, she was all at first, she thought she was all smooth. And she's like, it's hardly a chamber of secrets. So but either way, so we cut back to Sam. All right. Back in the cabin, Sam Dean and Bobby Dean's like, well, fuck it. We need to go get that thing now. Bobby's like, that's a bad idea. They know your faces.
Bitch (:Smashing sounds.
That's also the name of my video. So he kept up to the cabin.
Jerk (:And Bobby's like, you should mail the flask in and I'll go get it out. And. It's kind of funny. Yeah, I was like, OK. But 17 are like, man, I don't know about that, because apparently they're afraid if Bobby comes face to face with Dick Roman, he'll go full on vengeful spirit. So either way, we cut back to Charlie.
Bitch (:It's not a bad plan. Just like, you can't get in to send the ghost in.
Jerk (:passed out at her desk. She never left the office. It's the next morning. And her cube neighbor offers to get her coffee with crack in it, like you do. And she's running code in the background and suddenly access granted.
Bitch (:Bye!
Bitch (:She has decrypted the drive. Oh yeah. And she is in.
Jerk (:And there are folders on the desktop like March of Dimes, Clones, Known Facts, Monsters, and Richard Roman Enterprises.
Bitch (:I'm very sad that she did not open up the other ones instead. I want to know what's in those other folders.
Jerk (:I am too. I do too. And she's all like, who is this D bag? And tries to talk herself out of opening a file. Cause really she's not supposed to. She's supposed to fucking crack the hard drive and hand it back. That's it. And she, but she can't bring herself to not look so. Yeah.
Bitch (:Because Hermione tells her to open it because Hermione is a bad influence.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. So she opens the Richard Roman Enterprises file, and it's all of a sudden a bunch of files open from the folder, which is not how folders work, but OK. And they're all popping up, and they're flying across the screen.
Bitch (:You can make them open up like that.
Jerk (:Well, it's still like they're like flying and like highlighting and doing a thing. It's a thing.
Doesn't make it very easy to read. But either way, there's pictures of the land, there's pictures and drawings of leviathans, there's info on leviathans, there's news clips, there's notes that Frank made all popping up, and she starts reading Frank's notes about leviathans. And we hear it in Frank's voice, which is kind of cool. Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:Shhhhhh
Bitch (:It's lovely.
Jerk (:and he reads it to the viewers and basically that Leviathan's are old. It's time talks about how Borax will hurt them. They have huge teeth and that they can shape shift and Dick Roman runs the show and they bleed black goo and says something that then it goes, don't turn your back, get out of the building, get out of the country.
So that's kind of freaky. Like if you read, if you read that, you'd just be like, the fuck. Or would you be like?
Bitch (:Yeah, but she did.
Bitch (:Which isn't what she does. She's like, she doesn't think it's real, right? It was, what was that a thing that also had monsters and apparently in March of dimes conspiracy. Now I want to know what the March of dimes conspiracy was. Like, I mean, I know there's gotta be something, but. So I would probably be with her and just be like, okay, I don't think it's real, but I gotta go find my boss. Cause like I did just, you know, decrypt this thing. So.
Jerk (:I don't know, either way, she exits.
Jerk (:And she finds her little buddy in there. She's like, I just spent 24 hours hacking into a loony bin. So either way, she's like, well, you're I got to go find my boss to hand this over. Apparently, he's down in the parking garage having a smoke. So we cut to Pete going to his little car to get a cigarette in their soft pack out. Fucking soft packs are so annoying. Anyways. And.
Bitch (:Eh.
Jerk (:He gets approached by Dick and one of Dick's henchmen. And they're like, hey, what's up with the drive? I need a watchful eye on that. And we get a mini monologue from Dick, I guess. Talking about Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning, and our own Charlie. They're irreplaceable. You're more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. No spark in ya.
Bitch (:Yeah, he's a Tim Tebow and Joe Biden have no spark and Darrell's going to eat him. It's not Pete's day.
Jerk (:Whoo, yeah. No, it's not Pete's day. And before he eats him, he turns into Pete, so. But guess.
Bitch (:So he gets eaten by himself, which is also just, you know, distressful.
Jerk (:Yes, it is. It is upsetting. But Charlie was watching all of this because she had gone down to find Pete to tell him that she had found the or got cracked the hard drive. So now she is freaked out. Reasonable. Yeet. So we cut to Charlie packing at home and Pete calls and she says, oh, I'm not feeling well. No, it's a lady thing like you do. It's a code. Nope. Never question it.
Bitch (:Yeet! What you do? Yeet!
Bitch (:Yep, men don't question the lady thing. Yep.
Jerk (:and she notices she's on the phone with them and notices that her Darth Vader bobblehead is bobbing.
Bitch (:It's a sign!
Jerk (:somebody's there. Oh no, it's Dean and Sam. Oh shit. And she's mad. And she calls them shapeshifters and wants to know who they are. And she grabs the sword and tries to get them, but it breaks. And it is a cosplay sword. So Dean uses borax to prove that they're not Levi's.
Bitch (:because it's a cosplay sword.
Bitch (:Levi's and look, man, I get that you've got to prove that like you're not real, but it's also not a good idea to pour borax on yourself. Like just it's caustic. It is very caustic. And like, even though it used to be an easy to be in face powders, like because, of course, like, you know, women's and the things are going to kill us. But yeah, you're really like it's no, don't please don't pour borax on your skin. And if you do, immediately watch it off and maybe like, I don't know, call it.
Jerk (:You probably, I think you can, but you have to wash it off like right away, right? Yeah. You're gonna get a rash.
Jerk (:it was.
Bitch (:the... what's the fo... is this a poison control? Is that still a thing? okay. Remember us or yuck?
Jerk (:Poison control? Poison control? It is. It is. Now.
Bitch (:The Mr. Yuck sticker that had the poison control phone number on it that used to be... So back when people had landlines, it was one of the stickers that you would have, like... and it was... he was called Mr. Yuck, and that way you know, like, if somebody ate something yucky, you called the poison control.
Jerk (:Uh-uh.
Jerk (:Oh, I didn't know Mr. Yak. I didn't know about poison control.
Bitch (:Anyway, so no one's a Levi.
Jerk (:No one's a Levi. And then we get a commercial break. And my and my comment was like Merica ad. That's what I wrote, because it's like the planes, the cities, the Statue of Liberty, the skyline, the people working in the cities. And then you start seeing a whole lot of fucking corn, a lot of corn, a lot of corn and people eating corn, growing corn.
Bitch (:But is it?
Bitch (:Hehehehehehe
Bitch (:People, yep.
Jerk (:It's very corny. Ah, ha, ha. I had to do it. Anyways, so.
Bitch (:Yeah, I will say that like there was enough flags in America stuff. I did it almost like a truck commercial.
Jerk (:I mean, I wasn't sure what was happening for a minute. And I'm like, this is Netflix. What the fuck is going on?
Bitch (:It was going on. I didn't pay for it. I don't I paid not to have ads
Jerk (:Exactly, exactly. This is a fucking Hulu. Anyways, um, which I know you can pay for without ads on Hulu. So anyways, so it's Sucra Corp.
Bitch (:Thanks for watching!
Jerk (:Hmm. Okay. Sounds very like a lot like was it high fruit high fruit goes corn syrup is what my brain went.
Bitch (:Yeah, again, yeah, it's all about it's all about the high fructose corn syrup So and we find out that they found Charlie because the hard drive also when she like hacked into it It also like hacked her webcam
Jerk (:Yeah, so they could see her. But she's like, you guys are monster hunters. So there are other monsters, which I was amazed by. But but she doesn't really want the answer to that. So either way, she thinks it's creepy, but she was impressed by Frank's webcam access. And she just wants to know if it was all true that everything she read on the hard drive and Dean confirms it and she and then Sam really wants to know the meat of this. How long did it take you to crack that hard drive? Because Frank had told them it would take a team.
days, right? And she's like, Oh, a day or so by herself. So, so we know that she's a bad bitch.
Bitch (:She is a bad bitch and you know has pretty good hardware at the desk in her office and did not look, whatever. Anyway so she's a bad bitch.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Yeah. And they're like, well, how can you get into Dick's email? And she's like, well, he's, you know, he's if he's the leader of all this and we need to figure out the end game of all this. So she's like, yeah, let's figure out if we can figure out why he's doing all these archaeological digs.
And ends up Dick's email is not on the company server, so she can't just hack into it from where.
Bitch (:Yeah. So somehow the access to Maya that she got when she was trying to get into his mailbox showed that she was in the wrong server and then it was on a private server, but that, you know, because she's a master hacker. So we're going to talk about some master hackers.
Jerk (:Oh, Master Hacker's lore.
Bitch (:Laura or Laura's quiz and God damn it. How did I just messed up all my windows, hope Spotify doesn't start playing. Okay. So we're called this game. We're going to call it hacker metal exploit. And if you know why that's funny, you know, and if you don't, you don't. Okay. So in this game, Diana, I've got a lot of them because a lot of them are really good. We're going to go fast. So you're going to have to figure out if the name is either the name of a hacker crew.
the online magazine frack in: Jerk (:Oh.
Bitch (:And so the exploitation film, so like a B movie, right? Okay. You got it. Right. Here we go. Your first one. Oh, what did you have a question? Yeah. All right. Your first one, Catholics anonymous hacker crew metal or exploit.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. Okay. And these are all, okay, go ahead. Yeah, just go, I got it. Now, I'm ready, sure.
Jerk (:Exploit.
Bitch (:That was a hacker crew. All right, next one. Ice pirates.
Jerk (:Oh, metal band?
Bitch (:No, that is actually a hacker crew. Although technically Ice Pirates could be, I think possibly counted as an exploitation film. I don't know if I would say there is an Ice Pirates movie. I think it can maybe of all my genre. All right, next, Vengeance Inc.
Jerk (:Damn it.
Jerk (:Hacker Crew.
Bitch (:that is a metal band from Brandon, Florida, who went by the name Vengeance until late 1987 when they had to change their name before recording militia's intent due to a clash with a Dutch Vengeance band of the same name. Number four, High Society.
Jerk (:exploitation film.
Bitch (:Hacker crew. The Devil's rejects.
Jerk (:Well that is a movie, but I don't think it's an exploitation film. Okay, well that's a movie.
Bitch (:This is an exploitation film definitely is. Yeah, yes it is. But it's also a thrash and thrash and death metal band from Oslo because of course it is. Number six, the punk mafia.
Jerk (:Of course it is.
Jerk (:Hacker Crew.
Bitch (:Shadow Brotherhood.
Jerk (:Hacker Crew.
Bitch (:Badass motherfuckers.
Jerk (:the hacker crew.
Bitch (:It is a hacker crew. A band of orcs.
Jerk (:That might be a metal band or a hacker crew or both. OK.
Bitch (:It is just a metal band. There may be a hacker crew, at least they're not in 1988. Right? So, all right. Order of the Rose.
Jerk (:Okay, yeah.
Jerk (:Metal band? Really?
Bitch (:Hacker crew. Secret circle of pirates.
Jerk (:Hacker Crew.
Bitch (:Unholy rollers.
Jerk (:metal band.
Bitch (:That is an exploitation film, which according to the ranker list is a prime example of the popular roller derby subgenre. 1972s Unholy Roller starring Claudia Jennings as a young woman determined to rise to the ranks of the ruthless and competitive sport with his raucous portrayal of life in the fast lane and unabashed sexuality. The film shatters expectations and challenges social conventions. And I was sure you had seen
Jerk (:I knew that one.
Jerk (:For sure it does.
I know, I know better, I know that one. Oh well.
Bitch (:Okay. All right. All right. Dead man's hand.
Jerk (:Oh, that could be any of those or all of them. I will go with exploitation film.
Bitch (:It is a metal band, they are Norwegian and they're from Oslo. It's a corsair. Modus operandi.
Jerk (:Hacker crew.
Bitch (:exploitation film. It is a 2009 Neil grindhouse homage directed by Frankie Latina and does have Danny Trejo in it. All right. Last, we're going to give me two more. Anarchy Inc. There's a hacker crew and your last one, cult of the dead cow.
Jerk (:Huh.
Jerk (:Hacker crew.
Jerk (:Oh, that's a hacker crew.
Bitch (:It is a hacker group!
Jerk (:I like that one.
Bitch (:So anyways, that was Hacker Metal Exploit.
Jerk (:Huh.
Jerk (:Huh.
Bitch (:Isn't that a fun, a fun, a fun diversion. I can do that all day and wow. They are, they're such good names.
Jerk (:It was fun. It was.
Jerk (:They're ridiculous.
Jerk (:All right, so Charlie is processing and figuring out that she knows too much. She gonna die. So she might as well put her stock in with these two dudes, mother monster hunters, cause maybe they'll at least save her ass.
Bitch (:These two random strangers who just showed up in my house. Cool. They seem fine. They're hot. They're whatever.
Jerk (:broke into my apartment. Why not? Sure. So, uh, she's like, she's like, I could delete the drive and just go back to my old life, but not so much. So she wishes she had taken the job at Google.
but Sam's like, it's okay, you didn't volunteer for this. She's like, no, but now I do volunteer. I gotta go back in there, I gotta wipe Frank's drive, and I might as well break into Dick's office while I'm there because these things are gonna eat everyone I know. What kind of douchebag stands by for that?
Bitch (:Yep, so in other words, she's awesome. But she is gonna need help breaking it.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. So she's going to work on a plan. All right. Bobby's there and they're watching too, by the way. So nighttime at the office, at the office building, we've got Chi City electrical van parked outside, which we know is the super secret Sam and Dean van for surveillance.
Bitch (:It is, it's a surveillance fan, I'm so jealous. All I want is surveillance fan, that's it.
Jerk (:And they've got pre-recorded loops for the security cameras. She'll have 15 minutes and all this kind of stuff. And then they see her going in, they're watching, and she's standing outside.
Bitch (:No, no. Well, that, well, the 15 minutes thing is she says that she can't a hack his desktop in 15 minutes. She deserves to be eaten. And this is 2010 desktop. So yes, Charlie, you would have deserved to be eaten if you couldn't hack into that. So.
Jerk (:Well, so she's standing out front kind of pacing though and real obvious. This is kind of a weird scene. I'm like taking her a long time to go in the building, a building she works in. This would look super sus.
Bitch (:But you know, she can pretend to be talking on the phone. Cause you know, it's, we have Bluetooth now. And so that is an obvious way to say, I don't know why I'm standing here.
Jerk (:I guess, because she has the headphone in.
Jerk (:Yeah. But she's also surprised. Surprise has Bobby's flask in her bag. That was not part of the plan. But oh, well, so she noticed that they point out the flask to her and she says, thanks and takes a swig because she thinks it's a gift. And Dean's like, well, it's an heirloom slash a good luck charm. So please don't lose that. So she's like just totally freezing up, though. And Sam has to come in and be the calm.
character that he can be.
Bitch (:is basically like he, you know, she is an agent and he is her asset, right? So he's trying to talk his asset through what she has to do.
Jerk (:And he leans in to things that she knows and loves. And he asks who her favorite Harry Potter character is. Duh. It's Hermione. And he says, well, did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts? What did she do?
Charlie responds, she kicked ass. She actually saves Harry in practically every book and then ends up in the ruck anyways. So like a Harry Potter people talk.
Bitch (:ends up with the wrong guy. And so there is very much an idea that she does not think that Hermione Granger should have ended up with Ron Weasley, which I think is a hot take. So then they ask her what she's going to do. And she says she's going to kick it in the ass, which is a tribute to commanders. So, yeah, it was nice.
Jerk (:Mmm.
Jerk (:She's Hermione hyped is what I called it. And of course Dean calls Sam a Dumbledork.
Bitch (:I love a Dumbledore.
Jerk (:Yeah, but Dean knew to make the joke. So obviously he's not oblivious to all of this. So Charlie goes in, she does her whole past the security elevator, doesn't do a dance party this time, though. And she gets to her regular floor. But that's when they do the camera switcheroo and she gets back on and gives you a fake mag strip. We've got her going up to the floor that Dick's office is on.
Bitch (:And she's not alone. Bobby is with her.
Jerk (:Mm-mm. There's security guard. Oh, yeah, Bobby's with her. And there's a security guard, too.
Bitch (:And there's a security guard and so, and Dean tells her that she's just going to have to flirt away. That's how she's going to have to get by.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:And she's like, wait, I can't do that. And he's like, of course you can. She's like, he's not my type, as in he's not a girl.
Bitch (:Duh, duh, did you not see, you know, the, what the fuck is that else name thing on her, her laptop? So very hot elf and I can't remember her name. Arab, when Erica Arga. Oh, well it's, it's my Mila Jovanovich or whatever. Not, not in her, whatever. What a damn it. Now I'm spiraling. Richard. Nope. Damn it. No, what's Lord of the Rings with the person she is the daughter of the guy from Aerosmith.
Jerk (:I don't know. Oh yeah, that one, Erwin, I don't know. Arwin?
Jerk (:Lord of the Rings.
Bitch (:Liv Tyler! It's Liv Tyler! God damn it! Okay, so it's a very hot Liv Tyler.
Jerk (:Oh, Liv Tyler.
Jerk (:That's true. So Dean's advice is just to pretend she has boobs or pretend he has boobs. Doesn't work that way, but cool story. And then his next suggestion is to show a tattoo. Tattoos are always sexy.
Bitch (:All tattoos are sexy.
Jerk (:Noted. All tattoos are sexy. What tattoo does Charlie have?
Bitch (:She has a Princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20 side dice.
Jerk (:I don't think I don't know about that one. It was Comic Con though.
Bitch (:because it was Comic-Con and she was drunk.
Jerk (:Yeah. So Dean says, fuck it, I'm gonna walk you through this. Smile, relax, and imagine Johansson waiting for you.
Bitch (:trucks.
Bitch (:Yeah, but then I always picture her with her with her husband. So anyway, so this is a very classic like Cyrano, right? And it's a very well done Cyrano thing. The Dean does.
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah, she's got she goes up and Deans is coaching her in her Bluetooth in her ear about asking Bill. I think his name is the security guard about his has he been going to the gym and he should take her out for a drink. And then, oh, my gosh. And she starts repeating things that she shouldn't because she's repeating everything that she's hearing, which is not quite what she's supposed to do. But she manages to ask to use the executive washroom because the ladies room on her floor is nasty.
Bitch (:And it's probably not a lie. Most ladies bathrooms are gross because bitches are nasty.
Jerk (:Yeah, so he agrees to let her do it and she smiles and as he walks away and he checks his breath We get a split screen for a second. It's kind of a cool thing. They just do it this one time I kind of wish they had done it longer in this episode actually, they do it right here where it's just Sam and Dean in the in the van watching her on the left and Charlie going into Dick's office on the right I'm not saying this would have been effective for this entire scene But it would have been a cool effect to carry a little longer than they did. That's my hot take
Bitch (:Yeah, but it is.
Jerk (:I liked it. When it popped up, I'm like, oh, that's cool. And I just wish they had continued.
Bitch (:Well, it's also just reiterating that this is, we are basically in a heist, right? We are in a heist movie now.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. I think that's why I liked it so much and that just feels very heisty when they use that effect. I don't know, so that's why I liked it so much. It's not a strong critique, it's just an observation. So she gets to the computer, she's.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Doodledoo, doodledoo.
Bitch (:She puts on gloves first, so she's not going to leave any fingerprints. She puts on her hacking gloves.
Jerk (:Yeah, and hacker gloves. It's just, you can't go as much. Less clickety click.
Bitch (:No, she just go blah blah, get her fingers like hand tight, the T-bord's right, cause she's got fucking gloves on.
Jerk (:But she's able to hack his password real fast and she makes fun of it.
Bitch (:Well, so basically like she puts a USB in and then she just basically is running a standard like password cracker on it. And his password though is what is it? It is wedding with two ones, you know, because also for those of you who may not have been alive, go look at the dark side of the two thousands that has the episode on Charlie Sheen and then you'll understand why she said.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Winning.
Jerk (:Yeah, fail. And so Bill, the security guard, though, is getting a little suspicious because she's been gone to go to the bathroom for a while. And we see Sam and we've got Sam in the van and Dean prepping a bunch of Borax.
Bitch (:Cramps!
Bitch (:Damn that hot girl is shitty a long time.
Jerk (:Oh my gosh. And Bobby decides he's going to Yoda this and closes and locks Dick's office, locks from the inside. So and so Charlie kind of jumps that catches her attention. She's got files downloading. It's happening. It's just not done. And so good old Bill unlocks the door and is looking around and he sees her bag on Dick's desk and he is like, the fuck and she.
Bitch (:What is happening? And everyone's just like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, your bag, your bag.
Jerk (:Yeah, but she just nonchalantly walks out of the bathroom like, oh hey, this bathroom was nice. Thanks And like pretended like that's the bathroom. He directed her to
Bitch (:I thought it was a good playoff. I thought it was well done, Charlie.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Agreed. And then she has to check the status of the... What is that called?
Bitch (:So the files that she's downloading aren't done yet. So in order to kill time, she was like, oh, but you know what I forgot to do? And then she finds one of Dick's big pens and then she uses that to like write on his hand. And I bet you that pen would not write on his hand at all. It would not.
Jerk (:It wouldn't be so annoying. His hand be all sweaty because he's all nervous. Anyways, and he's like, we shouldn't be in here. And Dick doesn't like people in his office. And she looks over and she's able to see that the download is complete. So she is able to grab her drive, her bag and leave. Ta da. But Dean is super stressed about all this. And they're off the phone now. He's just like, Sam's just like, she'll be fine or we'll go in. It is what it is.
So we cut back to Charlie at her desk where she plugs in the USB, which is stupid. Get the fuck out of the building, you dumb bitch. So dumb.
Bitch (:Why? You've got a laptop! You can do this in the van! It was a thumb drive! You just take that with you! It's a little thing! It's not that heavy! You can just put it in your pocket! You just walk out the door! It is not only magically go to this computer! That is not how they work!
Jerk (:Portable, very portable, very portable. Yes, very portable.
Jerk (:Oh, it's amazing. So she sits at her desk, plugs in the USB, takes a swig from the flask and starts sending all and uploading all the files. And Sam's like, oh, you're a genius.
Bitch (:It's also how I work. I plug things that dig us through a screw, I blast them, then I just start working.
Jerk (:Send in files, upload files. But unfortunately Pete's there in the office. Uh oh. And she's like, oh yeah, I'll have a full progress report in a few hours.
Bitch (:But it also makes sense that she's there, right? She's got this on project. So I feel like she can get by this, right? So she's just like, well, I'm just gonna she's just like, fuck it. So just goes back to the emails.
Jerk (:Yeah, because she's like, you know, she's telling Sam and Dean are like, what the fuck? She's like, I got to keep up appearances. It's kind of the thing. You can't just bail in the middle of that. So anyways, she's got the emails going and she's like, look, there's some that we see. Dick stopped digging. Sam and Dean realizes he must have found something if he stopped digging. And there's emails about a suitcase in Saudi Arabia and private jets. And then Paris.
Bitch (:Thank you.
Bitch (:I ran.
Jerk (:and then Mr. Trump, and then JFK, and then Downey Airport at 11.15pm tonight.
Bitch (:Hehehe
Bitch (:Yep, so that's convenient. And so like, we're just, Dean's like, all right, so I think we can make it there. I just need one more favor and it cuts.
Jerk (:It cuts and we have Dick in the lobby in a tux on the phone. And he's like, yeah, yes. He's leaving at the airport is like call as soon as the package is in hand. He's going to go to have a light snack.
Bitch (:with Levi, see how that went, Levi at the airport.
Bitch (:He's gonna eat these poor people who just got off a plane and they're probably really tired and they're just having a day and you're just gonna eat them? You're such a dick.
Jerk (:Yeah. And Charlie gets up from her cube and now Dick's there. Yo. Um, we cut back to the airport, the plane is landing and, uh, Levi, the Levi has a suitcase. He gets in his SUV and he leaves a Sam and Dean watch standing next to there. What appears to be a 1970 AMC Matador.
Bitch (:Yikes.
Bitch (:Way to go! Matador! Olé!
Jerk (:Okay. So we kind of jump around a little bit here for a second. Now we've got Dick in his office with Courier Levi. And he says he's been waiting for a very long time and they open the case and it's a fucking Borax bomb.
Bitch (:So that's what Sam was doing. He wasn't making Borax cocktails, he was making a Borax bomb and that's hot. So Sam Winchester in a surveillance van making a weapon of destruction, sorry. That's just hot. All right, so then we're just like, we gotta go back in time and explain things. So two hours earlier.
Jerk (:Mm-mm.
Jerk (:That is.
Jerk (:of Levi's Distraction.
Jerk (:Correct. I'm gonna bitch here for a minute because we had five hours earlier and now we're doing two hours earlier. That's fucking annoying. I get doing time jumps, it's just annoying. I guess.
Bitch (:This is, but it's a, it's a heist. I think it's also kind of got high staying to be like, this is like what you miss. Like, so I guess we're running through like that theme. Right. So I get it, but it's still like, it's, it's rando, right? It's like, okay. So we're going back in two hours now and we get to find out that favor.
Jerk (:I'm still going.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:So she's used Dick's email to make it look like the package was delayed.
Bitch (:So the favor that Dean needed was more time. You were gonna say the punchline, but you didn't. Yeah, okay, you wanna try it again? Okay, so this is where you're gonna learn the favor.
Jerk (:Right, yeah, Dean needed more time. I'm sorry. I didn't I dropped the ball. The favor Dean Dean. Yeah, Dean.
Jerk (:more time.
Bitch (:There we go.
Jerk (:I don't know. Here we go. So she sent an email saying that the package was delayed. And then she's going to wipe the drive and she's going to get out. OK. So Sam and Dean.
Bitch (:Hehehehe
Bitch (:Smart, smart.
Simple solution. Even if you got an email, you're not gonna go. So it's cool.
Jerk (:Sam and Dean get their airport worker costumes on and swap the bags. And we see that Sam gets the actual case from the plane and they give a dummy one to the Leviathan. But also very confused as to how anybody knew what bag was which. There's no labels on these. They're very nondescript. It's just really weird. Like how did Leviathan know that was the bag he was supposed to take? It was just like with a bunch of bags.
Bitch (:How did they even know that when they were making the bag, that they were gonna make a bag and they looked at anything approximately like they did, but whatever, okay. So we have a case, we magically knew what suitcase, Hermione told them what the suitcase was gonna look like.
Jerk (:Yeah. And then so in the back in the office, Charlene, yeah, Charlene, Charlie's trying to leave, but Dick's there and Pete's around, but he kind of gets sent away because Dick wants to know what Charlie found on the drive.
So Sam and Dean are looking inside the case that they just stole back at the airport. And it is a giant block of red clay wrapped in fabric.
Bitch (:Isn't the red dirt bandit?
Jerk (:Oh, I appreciate you brought that back around. All right. There we go. So Charlie's like, sure, I'll show you this drive. There's nothing about the company on it because she already deleted that shit. And he's like, well, is anything about Sam and Dean Winchester? No, no, no. And Bobby is there and really trying to hold it together because he knows that if he loses this shit, Charlie could get hurt. And Dick.
Bitch (:They're good.
Bitch (:That's right.
Bitch (:He's so good and like it's not easy for him and I'm getting worried
Jerk (:Uh-uh. Yeah. And Dick notices the temperature drop. Hmm. But he's asking her questions like, well, if I, if a deleted items, uh, deleted items still be accessible. She's like, not if it's deleted properly, but.
Bitch (:Well, sir, you just go into them.
Jerk (:But he wants all everything sent to all the data on the file on the drive sent to him and wants to know how she did it. He wants the thought process without the jargon. Because he just wants to listen to himself talk some more and then he wants to try to hear from her about humanity, which he will never understand because he's a fucking Leviathan. But okay.
Bitch (:You know it doesn't have a soul or whatever he does he can't understand people and she tries to explain her process Of how she broke the unbreakable
Jerk (:Mm hmm. And that's that nothing is unbreakable and nothing is safe if you poke at it long enough.
Bitch (:And I feel like every girl who's like ever walked down like past like you construction workers are just like, I feel like we all know this in some way. Nothing is safe. It gets poked long enough. I don't know where I'm taking that joke. I was trying. I tried.
Jerk (:I don't know either. We're going to keep going from there. So Dick's got a call about a package in his office, so we'll take it there instead. He's got to go check on his office package. There we go. And when he leaves, she makes a run for it.
Bitch (:That can't all be winners.
Bitch (:Thanks.
Bitch (:I'm sorry, I'm so good. Okay, go on, go on.
Jerk (:I did.
Jerk (:So in the office, we've got the Borax bomb going off. Victor, I think his name is that Leviathan that picked it up is down and looking very injured. Dick is injured, but he's managed to get to his landline phone because that's his first instinct. And says nothing is safe, apparently, and instructs security to lock the building down.
Bitch (:And oh no, Charlie gets locked inside!
Jerk (:Yeah, that's not good. And we've got Dick and Pete coming down the elevator to get her. We've got Bobby trying to use ghost power to protect him. What he does is shatters the glass of the front doors, which is tempered safety glass. So it doesn't fall. It just breaks into tiny pieces and stays in position for now. Oh, that makes sense.
Bitch (:I think he was freezing it is what I kind of thought like it looked like he was making it really cold I don't know. That's what I thought he was doing but
Jerk (:That makes sense. Either way, he shattered it. So, and we've got Pete's running at Charlie and Bobby throws him, but he throws him into Charlie and it kind of hurts her. It's kind of not cool. She gets injured, ends up on the ground.
Bitch (:Not cool at all, Bobby. Not cool. You can't throw things in the civilian. Like that's not, yeah.
Jerk (:Mm-mm. But Sam and Dean are able to somersault through the glass doors, because they'll just shatter. Ta-da! And she's yelling that, you know, pizza leviathan, they're throwing borax, Sam's helping picks up Charlie to save her, because she's injured.
Bitch (:Ta-da-dan!
Bitch (:No, I'm sorry, Sam's swoops are up in his strong big arms. It was definitely a swoop.
Jerk (:You are correct. He does. He does sweep her up.
Jerk (:And Dick's all like, she's hanging with the wrong crowd because Dick just cannot not say something, do she? And Sam and Dina try to back out with Charlie. They're like, fuck it, we got her, we got the shit done. Let's get out of here. And Bobby is not ready to leave. He wants to go after Dick and he...
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like
Bitch (:No, he doesn't know. He's like, basically this invisible thing is hitting me. That's all he knows. I'm cold and invisible thing.
Jerk (:And he seems amused. He's like, hey, let's do this for like real monsters. Ha ha ha. So it's kind of weird. I don't know. And then, yeah, we just kind of see him get decked a couple of times and that's it.
Bitch (:that Bobby, you know, so he doesn't kill him, but you can't, I guess. And then we cut to them back in, in El Matador. Olay.
Jerk (:Yeah, and Charlie is like, why didn't you kill Dick? And Sam's like, well, we can't yet, but we will. And she drops some knowledge on them. Really evil ones always need a special sword. It is true, she's not wrong. Yeah, and Bobby is next to her, and we see Dick on the phone, he's mad.
Bitch (:That's true. But then she passes out.
Jerk (:That Sam and Dean have it, whatever it is, which is obviously this block of whatever. Yeah.
Bitch (:the red dirt bandit. And so they have stolen the red dirt bandit and he is so mad that he can't even bib his funky.
Jerk (:No, he's just gonna eat him.
Bitch (:it he does. Bye!
Jerk (:Wow. So we are now at the bus. Stop station. I lost the word for a minute, so let's go to that bus station.
Bitch (:Bus station, yeah.
Oh, I thought you were just supposed to carry it. I was like, no, it's a bus station.
Jerk (:The bus station and the Cook County Terminal and Charlie has left the flask on the back seat. Says it's a bad good luck charm and she's got her arm sling on and she is gonna get the fuck out of there.
She tells them to never contact me again. But she does make it a sign. She's like, this isn't the first time I've disappeared. You think my name is really Charlie Bradbury? Okay.
Bitch (:And they can repay her, but never call her again.
Bitch (:Ah nerd stuff, okay
Jerk (:Yeah. So, anyway, so she leaves and Sam and Dean are like, oh, she's kind of like the little sister I never wanted. And so now they're talking.
Bitch (:I do appreciate that that's how they look at her, right? I mean, I know she's, she, you know, obviously, you know, she's not on the same, they don't bat for the same things, but at least like Dean wasn't like all douchey, right? Like neither of them were douchey about it. They just treated her like a person, which thank you for not objectifying for Lisa Day, I guess, you know. Yeah, it was cool.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah. Appreciate that. And and they talk a little bit about Bobby, though, before they get back, because that was borderline vengeful spirit shit. Charlie got hurt because of Bobby's actions. And they if he keeps going down that path, they won't be able to pull him back. Hmm. But for now, they need to focus on what the fucking red dirt bandit is, and then they'll worry about Bobby.
Bitch (:They have to, they have to pull the arm and figure out what it does. And then they're going to figure out Bobby, but I'm like, do you like, is this your priority? I don't know. Like, I think your priorities may be wrong, but do we have some casting couch?
Jerk (:We do. Obviously, first and foremost, for our casting couch, we must address Charlie Bradbury. Right? Right.
Bitch (:I think so. We can start off with her. Yeah. I've been had this, the shirt has been in my closet for, for since we started, like we started this, this podcast and it's not even about this episode yet. So spoiler alert, you may see her again, but you know, I have, I have on a Philly. I have them. And if you're, if you know, you don't see this picture, uh, it is me and it is a Felicia day as a Hello Kitty, but then it says, hello bitches. And she has a crown on, I'm not gonna tell you why.
Jerk (:Yay!
Jerk (:Noted. I mean, I knew that. I looked up casting catch.
Jerk (:Nice.
Jerk (:Okay. Well, Charlie Bradbury played by Felicia Day. You may recognize her from episodes of shows like House Dollhouse. She was in Buffy, a regular character on Buffy. She was Penelope in Bring It On Again, Poppy in The Magicians, King of Forrester in Mystery Science Theater 3000 in their 2017 to 2020 series of that, and has done actually an
large amount of voice and video game voice work.
Bitch (:Yeah. And she's also just a really big creative content producer. All the things that she's made. I love all of her stuff. I also love her Dr. Horrible sing-along and just all to, you know, all of her, her guild shit, like everything she wrote for that was really good. And I guess I'm just probably today. Shocking and nerd girl. Right. I don't know. It doesn't, that doesn't, that doesn't align at all.
Jerk (:all right. Yeah.
Jerk (:No, not at all. Well, two other folks, I just want to mention from the episode. And obviously, I'm excited to meet Felicia Day, I'll say as her character, because it is one of the names and one of the people. If you're following the supernatural world at all, it is a name and a favorite that comes up frequently. So it's kind of cool, finally, to get to meet like how like we got to meet. I got finally got to meet. Yeah. DJ calls. Yeah. So very cool to get to meet that character and get to enjoy that.
Bitch (:That's season seven!
Jerk (:Pete, her boss was played by David Stewart. He's been in episodes of shows like 21 Jump Street, X-Files, Fringe, Arrow, iZombie, and then he's done a lot of Hallmark movies, had bit parts in Deck the Halls, Mission Impossible, Gross Protocol, things like that. And then our security guard, Bill, was played by Michael Adam Thwait. He does a ton of anime voice work, actually.
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Bitch (:Interesting.
Jerk (:Yeah, and he was Burke in the movie Walking Tall with the Rock. And then he had a bit part in The Watchmen, Sucker Punch and Final Destination Five. He is at Chet in Twilight Full Moon. And he's he was in the movie, Eric in the movie Horns with Daniel Radcliffe.
He had a role in War for Planet of the Apes, episodes of Fringe, Once Upon a Time, Von Helzing and Shadow and Bone, which is a current series.
Bitch (:I wonder was he in true blood? I don't know. Maybe it's his character in Twilight that I'm thinking of too, but he reminds me of another bald dude in true blood. But maybe once like all these vampires just look the same.
Jerk (:I didn't say True Blood.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:But yeah, so there we go.
Bitch (:Very cool, very cool. So what did you think?
Jerk (:It was super fun. I was really, really glad to get some stuff tied up. Um, I think that was really helpful in this episode because not only did they finally answer the like, Hey, what is the, we got the Levi's plan. We have it. We have a shortened word for Levi's.
Bitch (:What are they doing here? We don't like also I love you like that we know that but like We talked about that for that minute and then just What?
Jerk (:moved on. Coca-Cola, we solved the entire mystery that this last year has been based on, and we're just going to move right on from it.
Bitch (:Yep. OK.
Jerk (:Yeah, cool. So we are we've solved we know what Leviathans are after. We don't have to call them Leviathans. We can call them Levi's. We have seen Bobby interact a little bit more we met a cool character and we injured dick.
Bitch (:We got to make a lot of dick jokes
Jerk (:A lot of dick jokes. And it was I loved all the nerd references throughout we didn't hit all of them but that would have taken all fucking day. So it is what it is.
Bitch (:Yeah, they actually list them all on the supernatural wiki page for this if you want to go look but I mean then they haven't broken down by you know obviously but obviously but by fandom right so the all the Potter references although there's a ton of Star Wars references, some things that were obvious and some things that weren't so.
Jerk (:Right.
Jerk (:fandom.
Jerk (:Yeah. So no, I thought it was I thought it was a nice combination of a good lead up to the end of the season, which is important because we better know what like what the fuck. What is the big bad want? Right. I mean, we didn't even know that really. Now, now we finally know. And so except for we don't know what the stupid red block, red dirt bandit is. Sorry.
Bitch (:What do they want, really?
Bitch (:We don't know. We don't know where they're coming that. I guess probably going out to that term, probably Tributor again. You just never know. All right. So hopefully stay tuned for next week to find out the tales of the red turd bantin.
or maybe what happens in Supernatural. I don't know. All right, cheers, jerk.
Jerk (:Maybe. Cheers, bitch.
