7:23 Survival of the Fittest
We are at the finale for Supernatural Season Seven! It's episode 23 Survival of the fittest and the season finale at DTP means Season 7 trivia! Play along and test your Winchester knowledge against Diana's in deep questions like "How many women have fallen victim to Sam Winchester’s peen of death up to now? "
Transcript
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana. And we have made it to the end of season seven. It's episode 23, Survival of the Fittest. Woohoo.
Bitch (:I'm Liz.
Bitch (:Yay! Season 7's over! It's on to season...
Jerk (:Uh oh. What? You told me people don't like season seven. Is season eight?
Bitch (:Nothing.
Bitch (:No, people really like season eight. Yeah, so I mean, been Jeremy Carver is going to take over show runner. So he does some interesting things. And this is like this is the last one that's written by Sarah and her last, her basically her last thing with supernatural. So. So things like, but I mean, Jeremy Carver already had like the same kind of voice, and he's had his voice in a lot of this. So.
Jerk (:Okay.
Jerk (:Oh.
Jerk (:Hello.
big deal.
Jerk (:Right.
Bitch (:Uh, it's, but I mean, when we get to the end, I guess we'll expand more on that about my predictions without like, without being spoilery about it. So, so what have you been up to you before we do that?
Jerk (:transitions.
Jerk (:Okay.
Jerk (:Well, it's been it's been the holiday season. But yeah, so I did a lot of a lot of family stuff and then and then I guess my big report back would be on the Harry Potter forbidden forest in Little Elm, Texas. We I went with that with my sister and I was not sure what to expect. I'm just going to say it is fairly expensive tickets and you're like, I'm going to go I'm going to pay what to go walk in a fucking park in the middle of nowhere.
Bitch (:It wasn't like, no, I saw that your ticket prices and like, I think they were reasonable at a reasonable event for something of what you had there. The amount of what the what do you had? Like, that was not cheap work.
Jerk (:Well...
Jerk (:They had quality production work, so I get it now. But going in, I was like, but if you're going with kids, bringing a family of four is gonna be real expensive. That's what I'm saying. I got cheap ones, because I went a late night one.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Bitch (:But it was...
It would be, but, but it's still like way cheaper than like, like going to like Six Flags or something, right? Way more expensive than like most light trails, but I don't know. Yeah. Okay. And it was like legit license too, which is like, that's not, that can't be cheap.
Jerk (:It is. Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah, but they got to pay for that licensing. So it was pretty cool. Oh, yeah. But that's no. But yeah, it was cool. There was a couple animatronics. Two, three animatronics. Actually, I didn't take a picture of one.
Bitch (:Why didn't you steal their part so I could learn how to make it?
Jerk (:I'm sorry. They had all of the animatronics, they had people, employees standing there. So they, um, but they had some interactive stuff too. And a lot of, I know. And, and like they just like some of the easy stuff they did, like the simplest stuff was really lovely. Like they just had like the lights, like really well directed lights at the trees. And you're walking in this park, which is like
Bitch (:You had a sister, she could distract them. I'm just saying you didn't try hard, never.
Jerk (:a walking trail next to like a friggin soccer field in a lake, you know what I mean? So but they camouflage it really well because they were they angled the lights to really illuminate the tree and make it feel deeper because you're seeing the tree at the front. It was just really well done. And they got the and you're just reminded how good the entire score of all the films are because it just that's just playing as you're walking along. And every once in a while you get some like some cast audio. It was if yeah, it is my gut. Do you get to bow? You get to.
Bitch (:lovely score like it really is like yeah.
And it's nice to go walk in the woods at night, isn't it? Like, even if you're not drunk. But you were getting a little, little buzzed. And so like a little buzzed in the woods in night, like you're pretty close to winter solstice. Like it was, oh yeah, tonight's moon is crazy. Have you seen it? Like it's called the cold moon. It's, I don't know, it's fucking big, like and it's delightfully colored. I don't know, okay, sorry.
Jerk (:in the winter sipping on some mulled wine. Yeah, it was lovely.
Jerk (:There was a full moon when we went.
Jerk (:It's big. Oh.
Jerk (:Huh, I missed it. But yeah, so no, it was it was nice. I will say it was it's pretty crowded. It was pretty crowded. You're able to yeah, you're able to kind of like mitigate that in how you take your pictures, but it was you know, you're with it kind of like corral it with a group and there was lines to get some of the photos and things like that. But I got to bow to Buck. Yeah, I got to bow to Buck Beacon. He bowed back to me. I got to wave at Fang. Yes.
Bitch (:Was it?
Bitch (:Oh.
Bitch (:That's annoying as fuck.
Bitch (:Did he like not bow back to people? Like where there are some people, oh, that's nice. I like that.
Jerk (:Very few, but I saw them not bow a couple times. And then you get to cast your Patronus. And then it had some other and you get to do like a wizard battle for a photo. No, they had like they're like four or five. They rotated through. So I was better and they had two little stands for that. And then I made my sister do it and she wouldn't yell it. And then they had some other interactive ones like where you could like make a little explosion of the blast ended scroots and then had a.
Bitch (:Did everybody have the St. Patronus?
Okay.
Jerk (:the thing where you could like change these light up mushrooms on the ground, their color and take a photo op with like a wizard duel and things like that. But it was it was neat. They they had Aragog as an animatronic, they had Grop as an animatronic. And then the Ford Anglia that was smoking badly and was supposed to. It was too much smoke. It was kind of a lot. You're like, oh, my God. But like, is that is that supposed to be smoking that much? And then they had like a lovely little.
Bitch (:I'm gonna do it.
Jerk (:food area with thematic food and drink. So yeah, it was a good time. Glad I went. That was my excitement. How about you?
Bitch (:Nice.
Bitch (:So actually was down on the river walk in San Antonio this weekend. There is way more in a San Antonio than Riverwalk, but that has happened to be where Huggman's Oasis is and that is the main Tiki bar in San Antonio. And they were doing Santa's something or another, I forgot what it's called, but yeah, so Witten had a bunch of Tiki drinks and a bunch of holiday themed Tiki drinks. And
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:like started off with this one that was vodka themed and it really was to me like everyone else like correctly identified it but i just kept thinking of it like you're white russian with spices so i had a couple of those and they were so good and then like a bunch of rum shots and other things so it was it was a good it was a good bar although there is some like
Jerk (:Okay. Yeah.
Bitch (:Like they have a time lag, there's times and there's like, you're writing times on your reservation, right? So you can only be like at your table for so many hours, so long, right? And there is a table that was waiting, but they were trying to usher, they ushered us out while we were waiting to like finish settling up our bills.
Jerk (:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For so long, yeah.
Bitch (:So we had to settle up our bill and like another part of the restaurant. And none of this was our fault. Like we were ready to go and ready to like, yeah, here's our cards. Like we'll help you. Like, and they like were short, I don't know, they were probably short staffed. And so, but like, and we're just getting shit though, from the hostess about, you know, like, like that we need to get out. And I understand that she's got pressure from the people who are.
Jerk (:Mm. Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:who are waiting at the table, but to me, like, why are you making art like...
Jerk (:That's annoying. Tell your wait staff to get our tab right, and then we'll be out of your way.
Bitch (:Yeah, and just hospitality wise, like, why are you making nobody should feel me made to feel unwelcome or rushed to me, like, no matter like where you are, and just be smooth. I mean, they're very, like they were nice about it. But also, like, it made the whole like, we felt awkward that like, because we were going to like move out of that booth anyways, and go like, hang out and talk to people like it wasn't that big of a deal. But
Jerk (:Right.
Jerk (:Right. Unnecessary.
Bitch (:It was just the way that it was presented. It was also just the lack of communication, I think, between like the server and the hostess, like why the, why weren't they talking? Like, why were we like, no, she's like still getting our, our bill. Like it was like.
Jerk (:their internal staff.
Jerk (:We're trying to give you money. Trying to give you money.
Bitch (:tape. I was just, you know, it was kind of just like, I'm not doing anything bad. Like I am not a bad customer. Like, it's like, don't make me like, why is it a thing?
Jerk (:now.
Jerk (:So annoying. Super annoying.
Bitch (:So yeah. But still the drinks are delicious and I still like, oh my god, the decor in that place is top notch and it's just like, it's such in like, yes, there was not as much as like, there was some really good, there was some really good stuff in there. I mean, I would say very different than other Christmas tiki themes we've seen, but it was so I still liked it.
Jerk (:It is. It's so good. Did they do it? Did they do it holiday? You too. A little bit nice.
Jerk (:Okay, cool. Nice. Awesome. Let's do it. Let's jump on in. Let's make it happen. Jumping in.
Bitch (:So are we are we ready for? Okay. We're jumping, jumping on in, not on the shark. So this is season seven, episode 23, the season finale for season seven, survival of the fittest. The original working title for this episode was get dick.
Jerk (:Oh, that would have been better.
Bitch (:Yeah, so as I was saying earlier, this was written by Sarah Gamble. What's her last show after this? She went on to, she is like just still been very prolific. She went on to do a lot of, you know, EP work, executive producing work and just producer work. So she was the EP on the show physical, which is about like a woman struggling in her life as a quietly tortured housewife to find an unconventional path, the power through an unlikely source.
The world of aerobics. And it's like set in the eighties and so it was always amazing aerobic stuff in there. So like back when aerobics was like a thing and it kinda, I wish aerobics was still a thing. Like I would go to an aerobic studio.
Jerk (:Huh. Okay.
That's fun.
Jerk (:My mom was a jazzercise and fool, man. She loved that. And I thought it was so cool because I'd either go to like the kids at the babysitter, but when the few times she'd let me come do jazzercise with her, I was stoked because everyone saw that kids do it. I thought it was so cool.
Bitch (:Yeah, I would get it like...
Bitch (:It was so fun. And yeah, I guess like zumba is something jazzercise or whatever So she did that and the show you and the magicians and aquarius with david and comby like so much stuff So she went on to do lots of things but you know her flavor like not as much on this anymore uh, so Yeah, so let's start with you know, I mean I we start with our with the song that we always have
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:End of season, yep. So Carry On My Wayward Son is our recap song. And recap basically is just a run through, first off kicks off with just a lot of shooting, people getting shot. And then it kind of just runs through all of our like, some key moments slash monsters of the season. Leviathans, Cassiel, Angels, Dick, Bobby, Meg, The Word and Kevin, Alfavamp, Crowley, Ghosts in general and Edgar. I did notice,
Two things that I didn't see in the recap specifically that I was kind of surprised at were Garth and Charlie I don't remember seeing them in the recap But I thought that was interesting since those are two characters that we met this season that are pretty prolific that in the series Fandom that didn't get no didn't get a quick flash in the recap. That's my observation
Bitch (:Yeah, you know, maybe...
Jerk (:I guess maybe people didn't know how popular they'd be and how long they'd last when they shot the recap.
Bitch (:That is also true. I mean, like at that point they could have just been thinking about it, but I mean, cause Frank Devereux wasn't, was he wasn't prominently featured, right? Just like, and it's, I think it was really more anyways. So this is like, it's really, I guess that's right. I never really thought about that as like a whole season recap. It's interesting. We're going to think about it. Like, and now I want to, want to go rewatch it with kind of that in mind. It was, cause I think a bit more of like, yeah, but do you feel like it's a season recap, but more of like a.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. He had a tiny spot, he had a tiny spot.
Jerk (:So it felt like it.
Jerk (:set up for the finale.
Bitch (:a big bad re-bet a big bad recap but Charlie but Charlie was a part because I was like Garth you can argue you can arguably say wasn't part of the Levi's but Charlie but Charlie was definitely a part and she's a part of this episode too so you would I don't know
Jerk (:It more so is. She got name dropped.
Jerk (:they wouldn't have been able to, yeah, she was big part of the Levi. For sure. And absolutely. Yeah. So that's my that was my weird observation about the recap.
Bitch (:And you're interesting choice. Where the fuck is our Felicia Day? What the fuck? Like more Felicia Day. I think that's just a statement I'm happy saying. Yeah. All right. So yeah, that happens. And again, I always, like every time like it comes on, I'm just like, oh yeah, I need to, I forget like, you know, so like I.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. Normal request. Yeah. So, but yeah.
Bitch (:We've been doing this podcast now for seven seasons and you know, there's a lot of shit and they're just like, should we just quit? Like that happens to you. Like every leg, you know, everyone's something like everybody has that with like things in their lives. But then like, you know, like, I think it's just the song comes on. It's like, ah, you get those like a little emotion, like just punches in the gut. And you're like, Oh, I love this show. So yeah. Good on them for like getting those emotions flowing.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Ah. Yeah.
fifth.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Yeah. And we pick up where we left off from last episode with Crowley and Dick Roman in Dick's office because Crowley's trapped in Devil's Trap. And yeah, Dick's got to leverage that. So. Basically, yeah.
Bitch (:He does. He does. And Dick tries to apologize, but not really.
Jerk (:Yeah, he just owns that he's been a fucking asshole to Crowley and called talk shit to Crowley before but he's also like, you know Hey, I know I guess he knows that he knows the dress speed and like what's going on now but with the Winchester's the prophet and Crowley's blood and Dicks like yeah Obviously, I know that you have a blood vial ready to be delivered to the Winchester's if you end up dead So I'm not like going in straight to kill you obviously because that would be strategically otherwise
Bitch (:When did blood vials become a thing? So now like everybody's just talking about blood vials.
Jerk (:I don't know. I guess in this world, just got some blood vials, just hanging around. I got one stashed in the back. No. No, pass. But he's like, so he's like, so I know if you end up dead, they're going to end up in your blood and they'll have the weapon they need. So let's fucking make a deal. Let's make a deal. And he's like, I will give immunity to Crowley and all of your constituency, as he calls it, which also all the demons.
Bitch (:Okay, so now that's a thing. Okay.
Jerk (:They're gonna get Canada. The demons get fucking Canada. They can do whatever the fuck they want in Canada. Have their way with locals, but the Leviathans get America because they need America because they're so fat.
Bitch (:Yeah, this is obviously pre-Ozempic. So we know Ozempic is not a Leviathan plot. This would be the opposite. But Crowley is also enjoying the fact that his blood is the key. Like so much like I just love like his leg. He's just like, ah, like, yeah, he is.
Jerk (:Yes.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. But yeah, yes. He's in demand. Getting off on that. Yeah. So basically, they both agree that they want Sam and Dean gone. And so he's like, yeah, I'll do this and I'll just deliver this fake demon blood that fricking dick just had. Why is. Fake demon blood.
Bitch (:Dick like but it's very specific, very specific date like fake demon blood like he like knows the source like it's like Portlandia with the chicken but like it's like the demon blood like so where is my demon blood from and it's just like, oh, I know my demon flood is from this guy in New Jersey and why?
Jerk (:It is.
But like...
Jerk (:But why? Like, I'm sure Crowley has access to demon blood.
Bitch (:But I mean also like what are some why does Sam and Dean like need like fake demon blood? Like can't you just give them like a fake like sugar water and just be like this is Crowley's blood? Do they do they have like a like a demon blood check checker that they're going to be going like before they try and do this? This was unicorn blood.
Jerk (:whatever plan.
Jerk (:I don't know. Just go to Spirit Halloween.
Jerk (:It's weird.
Jerk (:It's so weird. So yeah, so Crowley's like, fuck yeah, let's do this. But we need to do our contract in writing. And Dick says, I don't kiss on the mouth. So Crowley has a real contract. So he pulls a giant scroll.
Bitch (:Well, Crowley also says that it's his loss. And it is definitely, you know, like kind of sad. They don't get to watch Crowley and Dick McGow, but whatever.
Jerk (:And that was reasonable. Actually, I was going to argue with you. So hey, fair. So they're going to they got a magnifying glass and a giant, giant contract. In the meantime.
Bitch (:Yeah, that's cruel is amazing. Like just the entire like and they get to negotiating and I love it. But just like kudos to you and the art department for like making the scroll. Like it's a work of art. And I'm like, shit is this thing on eBay? I bet it is. We should.
Jerk (:It is.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. It is. I like it.
Jerk (:Well, Sam and Dean are driving and basically, we don't know what the plan is yet, but Dean suggested as a joke for them to try to find their righteous bone they need to stab Dick. And so they're going on this trick and they don't want to call Castiel for help because last time they called Cass, he showed up naked and covered in bees.
Bitch (:So alone with Justine on his car, just on his car. And so you say, Justiel was in my head. The man showed up naked covered in bees. Like, my mind is just red angle. And my mind is, he's just like on his leg. I mean, but he loves the bees. I don't know, anyways, but yeah, so.
Jerk (:Just in.
Jerk (:naked in cameraman's
Jerk (:But he was on his car, that's not a sign of love. That's not a sign of love. No, you don't get on the car.
Bitch (:I'm sure God did this is what AI is for. I need to get someone AI a picture of me, a dusty L covered in bees on the hood of a baby. I, you know, somebody has made that.
Jerk (:Ah.
Jerk (:No.
I'm sure they have. But the news is comes on, they know that Dick's at the fucking headquarters. That's the thing. So they're going to reconsider their next steps. But and then now we get a flashback to Louise, who is the housekeeper from the motel that Bobby has possessed. And she's just walk around on the streets and watching Dick Roman on TV in these door front windows.
Bitch (:Yeah, so I started calling them Bobby Louise and that does sound like someone who I would be related to And once again, I argue there are no tvs and windows anymore. I don't understand how you What even in this year this trope, I you were just holding on to this. Okay
Jerk (:I like it.
Jerk (:Thanks for watching!
Jerk (:There's not. I'm like, what year is this?
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah, I thought the same exact thing. So I am amused when they are doing the red lining on this contract between Crowley and Dick, because I will tell you that part of my job is marking up contracts and rotors. So I do that, but I don't do red because red is you're not supposed to use that.
Bitch (:See, see, but you see you mark up contracts and it's really fun. I mark up contracts and it's not like I see you like, no, I hate this. Like marking up contracts, like trying to figure legal language and trying good things between like lawyers. I hate it is it is like, yeah, like it is the least hair prayer job.
Jerk (:Sometimes it is.
Jerk (:I don't have to deal with the lawyers. Mine are just general contracts. They already have the same legalities in every one.
Bitch (:Also, fuck you, Dick Roman for sending my boss ass bitch Susan to go make copies. She is not your admin. She is a boss bitch. Susan, stop this. He is abusing you. You get abused in this entire episode. Again, I'm here for Susan.
Jerk (:and call the notary.
Jerk (:Hoo!
Jerk (:She seems like she's into it. She's very happy.
Bitch (:You can get more, more. Ask for it, Susan. You're not gonna get more until you ask for it.
Jerk (:She deserves more. Well, in the meantime, Sam and Dean are at a crypt looking at nun bones, and they select their nun in Sister Mary Constant. So Dean says...
Bitch (:She was 83 and a nice one.
Jerk (:says let's bone this nun. He has to put he has to put something in the douche jar for that one right?
Bitch (:He does say sorry afterwards. Like he immediately knows that it's bad. But I do enjoy like the, are there books inside of, because according to Supernatural, within a nunnery crypt, one, I never thought about going to a nunnery crypt and now this is on my summer, Liz's summer vacation plans. But within this, apparently there's a book that tells you like what these nuns did. Like that's-
Jerk (:Okay, he knew. It's bad.
Jerk (:No.
Jerk (:everything about them.
Bitch (:Literally, like this sounds like the best vacation ever. I could just go sit like in a crypt and read about dead nuns and be like, oh, Those were just to me like those of the whip like women who like did stuff for a while Like that was pretty much where we're gonna find them. You're gonna be like in the nunnery So like it good on you Like I also love that Dean like thought the one who like became an abbot or labis or whatever the fuck they're called He was just like that sounds political
Jerk (:and read about dead nuns.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:It's too political. It's not political. Power corrupts. Not her. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah?
Bitch (:Oh, you see, Diana knows like also like you just kind of obsessed with nuns right now. When there are like the nuns that were in the Texas monthly article, the ones that are outside of Dallas that are fighting with the bishop, do you know about that? Like I'll have there's like this whole like asshole bishop that was like taking on like these like nuns who like are part of like their convent is I forget whether the movie is but it's one of the ones that's kind of going out but like
Jerk (:I heard something. I heard something about it. I haven't read the details.
Bitch (:He's basically trying to piss on these nuns and they're just like me and so like they're just like you can't fuck with us Like so like there's this fight between these nuns and this one of the bishops of dallas. Um Yeah, so you should read up on that was really good article but also there are the uh, the weed nuns of mexico and they don't actually like they're not christian nuns They just believe in the healing power as a weed
Jerk (:Interesting.
Jerk (:They're not actually nons.
Bitch (:And they're just going around helping people and smoking dope. My new favorite. Either way, the other ones who also the ones that fuck off in that bishop leg. Either way, I love a good nun. So but yeah, Sister Mary Constance. Sister Constance.
Jerk (:Bye.
Jerk (:Sister Mary Constance, Sister Mary Constance is donating a bone to Kildic.
Jerk (:All right, so back at the cabin, they're going to summon Crowley, but nothing happens because we know that Crowley is stuck in Devil's Trap with Dick Roman. Or maybe not, but he may be still just negotiating. But either way, he's with Dick.
Bitch (:Maybe under our feet, my favorite double trap. Yep.
Jerk (:That is a cool devil's trap in the ceiling. But so Dean's fucking pissed. He's like, this must be intentional. And Sam actually points out, oh, it could be like not intentional and that's bad. But guess who's there?
Bitch (:But also like, this is like an interesting thing, right? So if a demon is in a devil's trap and somebody summons him, the devil's trap negates the summoning. I feel like that's an interesting RPG game rule, right?
Jerk (:The sevening.
Jerk (:We learned something. It is a good bit of a rule that we get. Yeah. And Meg shows up and she's like, you got to deal with this guy. I can't deal with him because she gets emo boy. Emo boy.
Bitch (:Evil boy. You had to deal with evil boy.
Jerk (:because he zapped her back there. And so Dean's like, I'm gonna go find out what's going on. And he goes out to talk to Castiel, who's like sitting in the car, their car, a car for some reason, not standing in the car. And Vincent by Don McLean is playing.
Bitch (:No, no, you always you won't you always skip over this shit. I know you do it on purpose Okay, so not only did Meg say that she can't deal with emo boy she also said that he was his boyfriend first and If I had remembered to put this into our sound things right now And I would be just go ahead and put it later like maybe a little thing is going to be
Bitch (:Okay, now you can go back to now you can go to our boyfriends that are sitting into the car to cast listening to this. Do you know what he was listening to? Because it made my eyes, my ears bleed.
Jerk (:Ahhhh...
Jerk (:Ugh.
Jerk (:Vincent by Don McLean. It was awful. Uh, sorry, Don McLean. It's not good. No, it's some just, it was just some bad hippie shit. I'm sorry. Bad hippie music.
Bitch (:Why? Why is that ever me? That's why that's why people want to beat up hippies is that song.
Jerk (:Music like that. Exactly. That's why. Exactly why. So and Castiel just explains, like tries to like start talking about how he's just been thinking about monkeys being used for cosmetic testing and how that's not fair. But Dean's like, mmm, that's really not what's going on here, but sure, come on in. And he just keeps reminding them that he doesn't want to participate in anything violent. But he picks up the bone.
that they stole from the convent and smelt it and identify Sister Constance and good choice. It was so weird. Wasn't it weird?
Bitch (:So apparently like bones have a smell the angels can identify We also said that she was a good bone to pick and then I'm just like that just looks funny really written in my notes It was a good bone to have a bone to pick with you. I mean I have yeah
Jerk (:Let's go. Oh, good choice.
Jerk (:Uh oh. It does.
Jerk (:Eh? Broom ting!
Bitch (:So many bone jokes in this. I do love a good boner joke. So, I mean, this episode does give us, it gives us a lot of boner jokes. So, kudos, Sarah, for going out with a bunch of dicks. Bunch of boners and dicks.
Jerk (:Come in. Who doesn't?
does. And but Dix, Dix and Dix. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So and he's talking about Cassiel wants to keep talking about he was observing flowers and fruit and blah, but I hadn't heard anything from the garrison. So now we're getting to the meat of what's actually going on. And so he went to check on Kevin, our prophet at his house. And then we were reminded that Leviathan's can kill angels. But basically, Kevin's gone. He's been taken.
That's the headline here. And also that the entire, and also, and I guess this is important too, that his entire garrison of angels is dead. And that, and just a reminder of that, if we learned this in the previous episode, but that Leviathans can kill angels. So this is not great, not great. But we know Kevin's alive. That's good news also.
Bitch (:It's pretty big news.
Bitch (:Yep, they did.
Bitch (:But he's missing, we don't know where he's at, so we're assuming he's with a Leviathan.
Jerk (:Correct. So now, but now Cass feels like he can just wash his hands. And he's like, OK, I feel better. Y'all can go save him. Bye. And Meg, in the meantime, has noticed that Sam Dean are set up to summon Crowley and she is less than stoked about this, because as we all know, Crowley wants to fucking kill him.
Bitch (:Y'all need to start thinking about poor bitch Meg. Like she's doing a lot for you and you're just not like, why? Like, someone think of Meg.
Jerk (:Just throw it under the bus.
Mm-hmm. Well, and Sam and he're like, no, it doesn't matter because he didn't show up anyways. And then he shows up.
Bitch (:But also like right before like he shows up and like unfortunately now he knows it live and everything is like a cast does stick up for me too. So we have we have that going too. And then a cast tries to give Crowley a bag of honey and it's so great. He's just like, here's my gross. I like is the grossest bag of honey I've ever seen.
Jerk (:It's so gross. He's got a Ziploc bag inside of his jacket full of cloudy honey. And don't get me wrong, I get unfiltered honey can be cloudy. I'm not knocking that. I'm just saying it looks fucking gross in a Ziploc bag that you pull out of your jacket. So gross.
Bitch (:I don't know why honey in a zip-lock bag is so fucking gross, but it's disgusting You can't like there is no way I can
Jerk (:Well, how do you get it out? I'm just saying like, think about like the mess. So messy. Like I can't, I don't even know how to store a jar of honey without getting my entire kitchen covered in it. So I mean, how the I just can't do it.
Bitch (:Or like have it just like, it just dies and like, just like, just goes into like a solid rock. And then I'm like, and then I'm Googling, how long can I put a honey jar in the microwave before it explodes? So anyways, but anyways, so that, sorry, there is a honey tangent, but that happened. Okay, so gross honey, where I'm like, where are my notes? I'm like, okay, gross, okay, yeah. Okay, we're back to the vials of blood.
Jerk (:Yeah
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, no, it's a real problem.
Jerk (:test.
Jerk (:Well, basically.
back to vials of blood and Dean's like, you're you here to donkey punch your old grudges or are you here to end dick? Cause like I want to do both, but whatever. It's not fun while fucking Cassie yells off his rocker. So anyway, so here's my blood. Here's a vial of blood, just carrying it around and Sam is super sus as you should be because what the fuck is happening here?
Bitch (:I just wish I was like when Cass had given the bag of money, Crowley had given the bag of his blood. I just wish I was like when Cass had given the bag of money, Crowley had given the bag
Jerk (:You train. I have a Ziploc bag full of blood.
Bitch (:This thing just like a sandwich just like a sip of people's blood.
Jerk (:I want them both to like check the seal on it once or twice too because you know you have to check the seal on your ziplock every time.
Bitch (:Oh, this is our new Ziploc commercial.
Jerk (:Swapping honey and blood. That would be a good commercial if it's sealed. I'd be, I'd be sold. Well, but Crowley is going to spill the beans. He's like, yeah, Dick totally had me in a devil's trap. That's why I was like, but be too dead. Here's the deal that I just made. It was super fucking fair. And it's, I'm supposed to give you this blood. That's not actually mine, but this is mine. Ta-da. So I'm double crossing Dick for you.
Bitch (:Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Jerk (:But how do you trust him? And Castle's and Crowley's like, you can't. Sorry, suckers. Uh.
Bitch (:Yeah, obviously, because you're going to run your test that proves that it's demon blood. And so you know that it's not leprechaun blood and that it's really mine.
Jerk (:But can Cassiel tell is the question. I mean, he can identify a bone by smelling it. So that was my one little question.
Bitch (:Oh, maybe, maybe Cass. Okay, okay, maybe Cass could tell that was in demon blood. Okay, I'll give you that because he can sniff a bone so he could probably sniff a blood. All right.
Jerk (:That's not anything.
Jerk (:And he's like, well, Meg, by the way, I'm not going to take you home yet because where I'm going to roast you till you're jerky, because obviously Casio likes you and we kind of need him to help with this whole thing. So.
Bitch (:Okay, well that's good. But also see this is like someone thinking about Meg.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. No, no one did. But Casio's like, I'm not helping because I don't fight anymore. Hmm. And he throws the blood to Sam and poops out. So. It was splatted.
Bitch (:it was in a sandwich bag it'd be so much better but you know so we cut back to poor Bobby Luis
Jerk (:Bobby Luiz. He's got some a large package that is not very well camouflaged as a knife wrapped in paper.
Jerk (:Right? It's very weird. Just strolling down the street with a clearly a knife-shaped package and then carrying a newspaper in his other arm. It's so weird. Very weird choice.
Bitch (:It's just small, like, but teeth made.
Bitch (:Bob and Louise's places to go with things to do.
Jerk (:He tries to break into this truck, but then accidentally touches a piece of pure iron in the bed. I don't know what the fuck is happening here. It's very weird.
Bitch (:I don't know what the iron was. Like, I don't know, like, what it actually, there was something in the bed of that truck that was iron.
Jerk (:But why was he touching it? Does that even make sense? Had nothing to do with him breaking into it. He's like, I'm not gonna touch this shit in the back of the truck. It has nothing to do with what's going on, but it's gonna zap me out of fucking Louise. And then she's gonna be very upset and I'm gonna get mad because I see a picture of Dick Roman in the newspaper and repossess her like a vengeful asshole.
Bitch (:I don't know.
Bitch (:Yeah, and clearly like no consent here at all. Like this is like, she's really very, very upset about what is happening. And so none of us, this is all very uncomfortable.
Jerk (:No, she is very upset. She is begging him not to.
Yeah, not a fan. But back in the back in the sukkercorp, sukkercorp headquarters, Susan and Dick are talking about a PowerPoint presentation. And Dick's like, Hmm, do I look like a fool? She's like, no, not particular body. And he's like, rules of contract negotiation. Bring your breath mints, get it in writing and have a plan for when they screw you and sends her to the freezer to get
Bitch (:Weird
Jerk (:the arm.
Bitch (:Susan Why are you running his errands? Dick can go get his own arm Susan So we cut to Kevin in a crumb conference room
Jerk (:Oh my gosh.
Mm hmm. And a Leviathan in a lab coat walks in with and his name is actually Royce. I don't think we really hear that. I just call it lab coat.
Bitch (:Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I just called a lab dude.
Jerk (:Yeah. And he sends in this young blonde girl. I say young blonde girl, like young teen. Does that sound right? Teen, young teen.
Bitch (:She looks like a girl who would be in like one of the documentaries on women girls like who were like touched and appropriately like that's what she looks like.
Jerk (:Okay.
Uh, okay. Well, I would say this should look like about like a 14 to 15 year old blonde chick.
Bitch (:I think she looks way a leg. I would think leg 18. I would say leg. The dislike the leg, she's just a skinny. I don't know. I'm not good at ages. Don't let me wreck the door at your bar.
Jerk (:Oh, like 16, 17. Really? Oh.
Jerk (:I don't know. I'm not either. Either way, she's unless you're IDing everyone. And then and she's like just super zoned out. Oh, this gray hair is my ID.
Bitch (:Oh god no, because then I would have to listen to the old man over and over again being like RRRR
Jerk (:Um, can you catch her? She's a wrinkles. Anyways, uh, the blonde girl is eating Twizzlers. I know, I know, I know. I'm I've heard we've all heard him be sad. Oh yeah. Uh, and she's just like super zoned out and eating Twizzlers. So obviously she's on the super corp juice.
Bitch (:I will not be a sur-circuit.
Bitch (:I actually had to go to the candy bar like the candy bowl the other room and go get Twizzlers So that was like I was like and then I like types like and she has a twist By the time I was dead type typing Twizzler like I was standing up and like going to the other room to go but at least like that the Halloween one so they're like it's not as bad He's just like, you know the tiny ones and then I also got a packet of murders because they were next to the twizzlers And they looks good
Jerk (:Yeah. When you saw this.
Jerk (:Damn it, I need to rest. Are you already on the way?
Jerk (:A little two packer.
Jerk (:I've been, I have so many holiday related sweets and almost everything is chocolate.
chocolate and a lot of and a lot of holiday themed peeps. She makes me happy. All right. So.
Bitch (:your problems are up.
Bitch (:I'm just gonna have to microwave a whole bunch of shit. All right, so Twister Polly is non-helpful.
Jerk (:Now, so back in the cabin, Sam and Dean are ready to make their fucking Leviathan weapon. They're ready. They're going to pour the bloods on the bone. And they do and nothing happens. So they have no idea if this works.
Bitch (:look in their space.
Bitch (:What do you do you think they have like music playing like I know in like this episode they didn't have anything playing but like, do you think if like you were Sam and Dean and you're like we're gonna like make a magic bone like do they have like a song in the background.
Jerk (:We're gonna do this shit. Do you think it needs silence or psych up music? It's gotta be silent or psych up music. One of the two. I don't know.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Yeah, I hope there's like some power ballads going on. Or like, do you think like, would Dean be like, yeah, we need some Fleetwood in that.
Jerk (:Yeah, I could see that. I could see that.
Bitch (:Yeah. All right. So Stevie Nicks is playing in the background and they are going to, they only have one shot for some reason.
Jerk (:Well, I only took one bone for some reason, apparently. I don't know. I don't know. It's a lot of weird choices. And it didn't end the directions didn't say how much blood you need. You said you had to wash it in the blood. So they could have like made doubles of these, obviously. Right. They just. I don't know. They cut that choices. Choices were made. So Castiel shows up and he's got sandwiches and I want one of these sandwiches. Speaking of him, sandwiches.
Bitch (:There's not more righteous bones like you just picked like one right like there's more nines
Bitch (:Why couldn't they make more than one bone?
Bitch (:Okay.
Bitch (:Yes, I'm very obsessed with this. It's like, shibis, cassia, like, I need a food truck with these sandwiches.
Jerk (:He went to a farm in Normandy for the wheat, for the bread, the lettuce and the tomato and he comforted the pig before slaughtering it. Because they need their strength.
Bitch (:This is the most ethically prepared and lovingly prepared sandwich. Like.
Jerk (:Is it a BLT or a ham sandwich is my question. OK, look at this bacon. I don't know. I thought he said to ham, too, but I was very excited about being bacon at one point. They said the pig and I was like. So. Where's Ham? It's a ham. I'm not mad at it. I was just saying.
Bitch (:Ham sandwich unless like he unless he made bacon. He's already just said ham
Bitch (:So ham, I mean either way it's so good No, it sounds amazing. Oh, let's write like oh damn it. Why didn't I get ham today? Cuz I could put that on that brioche bread
Jerk (:So much ham. So much ham. So much ham. So anyways, Sam's like, hey, why does Crowley say that you need to come with us, Cass? And Cassie, I was like, I don't know, he's wrong. Sorry.
Back in the Super Corp headquarters, Susan shows up with a biohazard cooler and pulls out, Dick pulls out a human arm with a watch. And it was this is the original Dick Roman's arm that they saved.
Bitch (:arm, the arm and like this makes so much sense now. I'm like, oh, this and it's a smart thing to do, right? Like, but also like, y'all can make like copies off a deep leg, like a touch, right? Couldn't you adjust like words are fucking vile now, dick.
Jerk (:Yeah, very smart.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:It's a lot seems a lot easier to store.
Bitch (:just like I really I'm pretty sure I sit like we're in terms of I want a weird DNA thing right now but like I swabbed my cheek I spit in the cup like that was like that much like I'm making a sign you can't see because this is an audio thing but like you could just like have like you don't need the whole arm
Jerk (:It's a very, it's very small.
Jerk (:It seems like not very space conscious.
Bitch (:It's just not like a good use of your corporate leg. And you have to like, clearly it's a biohazard thing. You're keeping this at a freezer and there's like certain temperature. Leviathan, sometimes you're stupid.
Jerk (:storage.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Well, in the meantime, Kevin is panicking in the conference room because he realizes he's on his own. And our lab coat dude, Royce, brings in like a dress bag and hangs it on the wall for Polly. Tells her to get dressed. And Kevin is admiring the hair clips, which seems weird at the moment, but we'll be back to that.
Bitch (:It's just weird. Why'd you bring in clothes? Like, why is she gonna change her in front of you? Why, why does she have to change in front of you? I just don't understand this. Like, it's just weird, but she doesn't care. And Kevin's like, I don't wanna see your titties.
Jerk (:Kevin, it's weird.
Jerk (:No.
Jerk (:Well, and Dick and Susan are greeting a bunch of people. Well, they can. Dick and Susan are greeting a bunch of dudes getting out of black cars and Paul is dressed and the lab coat guy tries to bring Kevin a burger and fries because he wants him to be dumbed down to, I guess. But Kevin's vegan. So I guess that works out. But Kevin stashed a bobby pin from the accessory bag because he is going to pick the lock and escape. All right, Kevin.
Bitch (:Which is also weird.
Bitch (:I also like even though I've seen this episode, I can't but I can't expect something to happen to Kevin because of the water that he was drinking because he like I was like what you're still like because I wouldn't touch anything that they would like does Kevin know not to touch anything at this point does he know he knows about he knows about biggersons right Sam and Dean would have told him about bigger sins.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Jerk (:Yeah, that's hard. Is Kevin immune because he's the prophet? I don't know.
Jerk (:He would think so. And then he but does he have any kind of special powers being the prophet?
Bitch (:Because being the prophet, I don't know. Like, I don't know what that gives you, but I wouldn't, I just wouldn't, like unless I was like super thirsty, like, blah.
Jerk (:Mmm.
Jerk (:Maybe he opened the bottle and it was sealed, but I don't know even then if I trust it. Oh, yeah, we'll get to the creamers. All right. Well in the conference room, Dick and Susanna, they are handing out folders to all their guests. Polly sit in the corner. This is all fucking weird. And why is she all dressed? I don't know. I don't know why she had to put this dress on. It made no sense. She could she was wearing a little dress before and it made no difference. So
Bitch (:But the Creemers are sealed. But anyways, so.
Bitch (:Why did she put the dress on?
Jerk (:Dick makes a joke about how the last time all these people were in the same room, they were inside that angel. So these are all the viathans that are like their delegates and stakeholders and big industry people. And so he's going to explain to them about why they have the influx of happy, happy delicious stoners in their neighborhoods and what's happening next. While they munch on sushi made of fresh orphan.
Jerk (:So he's.
Bitch (:Can it be also can it be sushi if it's a person? I think by nature, like by just the word sushi is fish. Like I think it becomes something else.
Jerk (:gotta be fish. I think so too. So because like beef because beef char tar is not or beef. What's the other one that do where it's the raw beef? Like that's not called sushi.
Bitch (:What's the other one besides Tartar? I don't know. But yeah, but like.
Jerk (:No, I'm blanking. I know what it is too. I can see the word. Ugh.
Jerk (:I don't know. Yeah, either way, let's see. But that's what it's. Oh, Carpaccio. There we go. Yeah. So.
Bitch (:But either way, it's like, Carpaccio, Carpaccio. Like, yeah, I think you could have like Carpaccio, but I don't think you could have sushi made of orphan. It's anyways, sorry.
Jerk (:No. Well, I know, I agree. It's a good point. I fully agree. So he's going to talk through that they're getting launching next month. There are slaughterhouses that are cutting edge, humane and efficient. And you don't have to worry about people freaking out because they've already integrated with emergency services. And Kevin is listening to all of this. So they're going to be upping the dose to the public right before harvest time.
And they've got a regional approach with Ohio as beta testing, Wisconsin for processing and Florida for the reading program, which I really didn't get that.
Bitch (:Not reading, breathing, would be. Reading, reading is fundamental, so is breathing.
Jerk (:breathing program. Oh, that's why I rewound it twice to that was the last episode. Okay. So at this point, Kevin gets busted by Susan. So that's not good. And Dick introduces Polly to the group. So we know something weird about to happen. But back in Sam and Dean's car, they are sitting outside the
logged in to their security cameras thanks to Charlie. And they are watching Dick speak at the conference room. And Dick sitting at his desk in his office working. And Dick walking down a hall. So there are now three Dicks. That's what they've made. There's Dicks everywhere.
Bitch (:Oh no, there's a bunch of dicks.
Bitch (:So many dicks, there's just dicks all over. So then we go back to the conference room and then Dick wants to breed out people with high metabolisms, which is also I'm just kind of like, okay. I was like, but we're gonna learn some things though.
Jerk (:All over the building.
Jerk (:Ugh.
Jerk (:Yeah. Well, he's probably got genetic propensity for like three different cancers and they've zapped that out of her. Yay. But basically, they tell her to take off her dress. So now she's standing there in her bra and panties. And that they she eats like a linebacker, but they want meat, not these zippy little hummingbirds. So they're gonna breed them out. So he has additive 3.0
Bitch (:Yeah, and so within the deck, they have the characteristics that they're going to read out. So they're reading out low body mass. So that's not me. Vertically challenge that's so me, not Diana. Definitely. You're fine. We're going to keep your that genius to stay with you. Hemophilia. I am not a hemophiliac as far as I know. And IQ is over 150. I don't think that's me, but you know, you never know. But so pretty much that
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. That me.
Jerk (:Neither.
Jerk (:I like to think it is, but I don't trust any of the IQ tests.
Bitch (:They don't want short, smart, fat people who bleed a lot. Is there the, they, you're gonna skin it here. They don't want short, skinny people who bleed.
Jerk (:Skinny... Skinny people. They don't want skinny people.
Jerk (:Right. And that are really smart. Yeah, not good. Not good. So they inject little Miss Polly with additive 3.0. She starts foaming at the mouth and dies because and it's so weird. They were just showing how skinny she was. She could have just stayed in a dress. You could tell how skinny she was. Oh, so weird.
Bitch (:others.
Bitch (:Why is she naked?
Bitch (:You can tell how skinny she was. She or you could have put her in like, I don't know, like, like athletic wear, like a sports bra. It's it's a bike shorts. Like she didn't need to like put on a dress and take it. Why?
Jerk (:Like a jumpsuit. Yes, like some leggings.
Jerk (:It's so weird. And it's like, just a strip in the front of an office or conference room. It was very weird. I think it's I think it was to make it more degrading, honestly, which is like that why they did that. But that's what
Bitch (:This, this, that just feels.
Bitch (:But anyways, but also, yeah, so we have learned now that those, they also have added a non-dairy creamer and multivitamins to their line of...
Jerk (:was still creepy and gross.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:That's what's good. That's that's what has this additive in it, because they assume the people that are using non-dairy creamer and multivitamins are going to be the ones impacted by this and they're shipping it to L.A.
Bitch (:Uhhh, so all you skinny bitches in LA, well why would you be- I guess the multivitamins is where they would get you, like, cause they're not putting non-dairy creamer in your kabucha.
Jerk (:Ah!
Jerk (:Yeah. Nonde Creamer. And says to watch out for the distan- whatever, look out for the reports and that the creamer cups are adorable. Which they are.
Bitch (:All things that are tiny are cute.
Jerk (:You're cute. I know. They're really cute. So Sam and I are still watching this shit go down from the car and they see this blue pickup pull up and so god damn it Bobby Louise is there. Damn it Bobby Louise. Oh my gosh. There's been a large amount of King of the Hill and Bob's Burgers on lately and that's just turning into my go-to television now if it's on. That's what's happening.
Bitch (:God damn it, Bobby Louise! Damn it, Bobby!
Bitch (:I've never watched Bob's Burgers. Every time I've seen things, sometimes I get really annoyed.
Jerk (:So good, I was crying the other day.
Jerk (:Well, anyway, King of the Hill has been on the lot, if that helps. So there we go.
Bitch (:Yeah, anyways, but I think also because like the voice of like Bob and Archer like it drives me nuts because I love Archer so much and like anyways, okay, so I know god damn it Bobby Louise.
Jerk (:Archer.
Oh really? Yeah.
Jerk (:They did a crossover episode. Go ahead.
Jerk (:God damn it Bobby Louise. So Sam's like, fuck this, this is not safe. We've got to go stop Bobby Louise. He's going to do something dumb. So they're like, they go try to, Sam jumps out to try to stop him. Dean stays in the car and trying to keep him out of like the camera view. And basically Bobby Louise is like, yeah, I got to do this. And they get in a fight and Bobby Louise swings this giant knife at Sam. Not fucking cool.
then tries to choke Sam out, not fucking cool. And then finally he sees his own reflection of Hibabi in the window of the van that he's killing Sam against. And he stops and yells no at himself and bounces out of Louise.
Bitch (:How long has it been since Sola Sam tried to kill Bobby?
Jerk (:Oh yeah.
Bitch (:It's kind of like Karma is a bitch here. It's been what, a season, two seasons? It hasn't been that long, like a year or two. So I feel like turnabouts for a plane, you kind of... I don't know if you had it coming, but like, hey! You know, like who hasn't tried to like... You tried to kill him, you know? Now he's trying to kill you. This is just the way of your life, right? So... But also poor Bobby Louise, too.
Jerk (:Yeah. We'll see you at the end. Yeah.
Jerk (:It's happened to the murder, your father figure.
Jerk (:even. That's the way it goes. Oh my gosh. Well...
Jerk (:Yeah, so Louise gets carried away and they take her to the hospital. So Sam Dean, Castiel and Meg all end up back at the cabin and Louise is going to be all right.
Bitch (:Thank God, thank God. And also more importantly, castles were sandwiches.
Jerk (:He does have more sandwiches. That bread looks so good. Anyways, well, Meg doesn't get it. She's like, y'all bailed on killing Dick for a fucking maid. And they're like, hmm, Dick made more dicks. And so it's gonna be harder. And they're basically like, what is going on? And Cass, cause Cassiel is acting real weird. His immediate response is that I think we need a cat.
Bitch (:That bread looks so good.
Bitch (:I don't think Cass is wrong. Cass wants a cat and much like Diana's niece got a cat today and I'm very excited. What was the cat's name again? Venus. No, now we're, like his name needs to be like, is it a girl or a boy? Yeah, it needs to be like Professor Paddington Puffle Puff stuff or something like, Professor like, I don't know.
Jerk (:And...
She did get a cat. She did get a cat. I'm excited to meet Venus. I need to meet Venus the cat.
Jerk (:He does look very, very distinguished.
Bitch (:He's very distinguished, or like Duke or Earl or something.
Jerk (:I'll have to work on Duke of Earl. I'll have to work on that. I'll come up with a list of suggestions for her. I know it's a good idea.
Bitch (:But I also love that he is named Venus, so that is great.
Jerk (:Why not? I don't know if that was the his name from the shelter or if he named if he was named. So we're just going to roll with it. That's Venus. I mean, what do you say?
Bitch (:Yeah, if your niece was just like Venus. Now I'm also, so this cat is very distinguished looking and he looks like he's got a monocle, but now I'm also picturing this very distinguished cat coming out on like a shell.
Jerk (:Very.
Jerk (:Yeah, I want to see that now. Okay. Yeah, more on it. Oh my gosh, I gotta find a shell shaped cat bed. That's what I've got to do.
Bitch (:Thanks, A-I-A-I will make that happen. Okay, so... Okay, so Cass wants a cat and also Cass won't tell them how he can help because he's just so fucking broken. He's just like, I'm a broken angel.
Jerk (:He's so broken. He's like, last time I destroyed everything, I'm going to destroy everything again. So I'm not going to help. And Dean's like, I don't, you know, like, I don't care about cats or sandwiches or that you're broken. You need to clean this shit up and cast responses that they should play Twister.
Bitch (:And he can't get a cat. That's really sad. So he flaps off.
Jerk (:So yeah, and Meg's like, duh, I know why Castiel's vital. Hello, he knows Leviathan's the best, they're inside of him. So he can spot the right dick, duh. And then, and then, and Castiel's just there in the background playing Twister. So.
Bitch (:Be nice to Meg. She is a smart girl. She has insights.
Jerk (:Sam and Dean are watching Dick Roman videos, trying to figure out if they could figure out any tells to know which dick is the right dick. And they're saying they can't, obviously. It's ridiculous. So, but Bobby shows up. And Bobby has come to terms with some shit.
So I feel like this is a fairly small scene and fairly profound
Bitch (:It happened. It happened. It's very profound. And you're right, though. It happens so quickly. Right. And so he comes back and he's like, I fucked up. I'm bad. I'm Jones. And like, I want to be Bobby Louise.
Jerk (:And you need to burn the flask. You should have done it a while ago. I thought I could, you know, outsmart what most ghosts turn into, but I was wrong. And it's like an itch you can't scratch. So you need to go get dick. And yeah. And when it's your time to go, just go. I look forward to seeing you on the flip side. So.
Bitch (:And not but not too soon. Like it's very weird. Like it's like, yeah, so all of like Bobby shit gets like summed up in In 30 seconds and then they get a cauldron and somehow they had a cauldron here and they say goodbye and they throw the flask in a fire that somehow was hot enough to melt this flask
Jerk (:Like 30 seconds.
Jerk (:Mutt Metal, yeah. Yeah, that just does it.
Bitch (:Can we please throw a flash in the fire and see how long it takes to melt? Because I-
Jerk (:very long time. This flask melts very quickly.
Bitch (:It is very quickly and I don't think that's how that works, but I would like to test this. But I also feel like we may get a lot of cart cancer if we try to test that.
Jerk (:Oh.
Jerk (:I mean like what kind of metal would you make a flask like that out of was it pewter? I guess I don't know
Bitch (:I don't know, but impetus language. Because obviously, the cauldron has to be very hot. Maybe it's bespelled.
Jerk (:Yeah, it's gone.
Jerk (:Maybe.
Jerk (:Well, Castiel's playing board games and Dean's like, hey, I need a wingman to run an errand. And they flap out to a barn with a car where there's a car under a car cover. And we all know what's coming next. Oh, I know.
Bitch (:Dewey, I don't know, there's just a car under a tarp. And so Cassiel ponders like, ew, am I cursed?
Jerk (:Yeah, like resurrection has not been a has been a punishment for me. And, you know, we're going to I don't want people to die fixing my mistakes. And, you know, all this and Dean's like, hmm, you're kind of like the only guy left on the bench. I kind of need you cursed or not. And by the way, we're all pretty much cursed if you look at what the fuck's happened to all of us. So.
Bitch (:It's not a bad point, right? Like...
Jerk (:Mm-mm. No. But Castiel notes a note of forgiveness. And that kind of is, I think, what turns us around, is that Dean has partially forgiven him. Dean even says, probably going to die tomorrow, so I probably get a little bit of forgiveness here. And so now he's like, so Cass is in. What's the fucking plan? So Dean tells him, Dick knows we're coming, so we're going to announce ourselves big.
Bitch (:Big Dicks.
Jerk (:I like it.
Big dick announcements. And we are cruising down the road in baby, born to be wild by Steppenwolf plan.
Bitch (:Thank you for coming.
Bitch (:And I don't know why, but it just makes me very emotional. And it just like, as soon as like she comes out, it's just like, baby. And you haven't seen her in so long. And we're going to ask questions about when the last time we saw her, because it's time for trivia. Season seven trivia. Are you ready?
Jerk (:than all season.
Jerk (:All right. Forgot to study. Now go ahead. Let's do it. You dead? I know. Seven year streak. That's me.
Bitch (:I know I told you to study every season. She forgets to study always out in the back smoking weed, like, or whatever the fuck you do in the back is like, no, I don't do that. I'm just like, I don't know. People do when they're not studying. Okay. So supernatural season seven quiz. All right. So this is your first question. This is the first time we have seen babies since episode six slash fiction.
Jerk (:Yeah, you know.
Bitch (:After being told to hide her from the Leviathan, Dean was prompted to say what famous dirty dancing line.
Jerk (:Nobody puts babies in the corner.
Bitch (:Okay, damn it, I was gonna give you some very thoughtful and humorous multiple choice questions, but...
Jerk (:Sorry. I know my dirty dancing quotes on babies. Sorry. Okay.
Bitch (:Okay, so let's just make sure that you're sure. Okay. So was it A. I carried a watermelon. B. I used to fuck guys like you in prison. C. Nobody puts a baby in a corner. Or D. You used to be in jail, Jodi. She's a minor.
Jerk (:Well, I mean, I'm not going to question the but I know the answer is C.
Bitch (:Yes, and also I used to fuck guys like you in prison is a line from Patrick Swayze's better movie Broke House. Alright, so question number two. In episode one of season seven, Meet the New Boss, Godcast says, I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide. What is it? A.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Socks worn with sandals. B, getting caught in the rain. C, cilantro. D, hypocrites like you.
Jerk (:I think it's A or D, so I'm gonna go with A because socks with sandals are fashionable again. It was.
Bitch (:It was hypocrites like you it was Just making sure I was kind of getting concerned okay and Episode it's never question number three and about we're not we're not doing three questions. Just so in episode three The girl next door Dean is a psychopath and murders Amy because she was a monster What kind of monster was she? was she a
Jerk (:No.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:a siren, B a Lamia, C an Amazon, or D a Kitsune.
Jerk (:it's any.
Bitch (:It was. Remember we got our fabulous Cassini masks.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:Question number four.
Jerk (:That'd be fun for, that'd be fun for New Year's. Go ahead.
Bitch (:this could be. When we first met the red dirt bandit, Dean's guilt was put on trial by which Egyptian god? Was it A. Osiris B. Isis C. Cleopatra or D. Horus?
Jerk (:A of SARS.
Bitch (:It is as clear after as none of God, by the way. So just a trick question, trick answer.
Jerk (:No, it's not.
Bitch (:Okay, number five also episode five shut up, dr. Phil Which actors from Buffy the vampire slayer played a couple of witches? Was it a at all's and Hannigan and Nicholas Brandon B charisma carpenter and James Marsters C Seth Green and Emma Caulfield or D David Borell is and Michelle Trachtenberg It was it was Chris Macarthur and James Marsters
Jerk (:B.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. That's fun.
Bitch (:This could be a plug for babe's podcast right there, but okay. All right. So great question number six. In episode seven, the mentalists, Sam and Dean go to what town made famous by spiritualists, the Fox sisters? Was it Casa de Florida, sleepy hollow New York, Lilydale, New York or point pleasant West Virginia? It was Lilydale. Oh, vacation plans.
Jerk (:Billy Dale.
Bitch (:Question number seven. Sam marries Becky in episode eight, time for a wedding. That week was supposed to be what? Sam and Dean's annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas, their annual pilgrimage to New Orleans, their annual pilgrimage to Wally World, or their annual pilgrimage to Valley Forge. Vision Forge, not Valley Forge, god damn I fucked up my own joke.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Angel. It is Las Vegas.
Bitch (:It is Las Vegas.
Jerk (:I mean, we can go to Dollywood. They don't need to.
Bitch (:Why don't they? Man, why? I don't know. We've got many more seasons to go. Maybe there will be a monster in Dollywood.
There should be someone fanfic'd us an episode of Sam and Dean go to Dollywood
Jerk (:That would be a good crossover.
Bitch (:Question number eight, in episode 12, time after time, AKA time travel is still stupid. Dean travels back in time and fights a time god with the help of who? John Winchester? Samuel Colt? Elliot Ness? Or Wyatt Earp?
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Elliot Ness.
Bitch (:It was Elliot Ness.
Jerk (:Yay!
Bitch (:Doing so well, Zayanna, so well.
Jerk (:This might be the best I've ever done.
Bitch (:I think it is. I think it is. And in question number nine, in the Slice Girls, Dean gets what? A, chlamydia, B, at the Amazon pregnant, C, a turducken sandwich.
Jerk (:Well, he definitely gets an Amazon pregnant. I'm trying to remember. He also has the sandwich in the same episode. I don't think it was on the same episode. So it's the Amazon pregnant for sure.
Bitch (:in none the same episode.
He does. He does get the Amazon pregnant. He also being bought in Plamedia. We don't know. Like they just, we didn't go over his STI tests. Yeah. We didn't see those results. So, but at least yes, at least B and I still want the turduck inside. All right. Our final, our final question, question number 10. In the season, we once again felt the consequences of Sam's pain of death. When we met Annie.
Jerk (:Yeah, they don't tell us. We didn't get his results.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Bitch (:a hunter who fucked Sam Winchester and is now dead. How many women, up to this point, have fallen victim to Sam Winchester's dick?
Jerk (:Oh man. Is she number four? I feel like there's more than that.
Bitch (:Is that your final answer? That is correct. Oh my God. I think you got all, I think you got all the questions is right. So yeah, she was for
Jerk (:I'm gonna go with it.
Jerk (:The one I kind of joked about, I don't feel like count that. That's my socks one. That's it. But yeah.
Bitch (:No. All right. So yeah, whatever. Cheats 81. What the fuck? Did you learn nothing from me? Okay. So we had, we had Jessica, Madison, the werewolf in season two and Ruby. So then you add in Annie. That's four. You could consider. So there are some people who is not necessarily the peen of death. Just, you know, you make out with Sam Winchester and die.
Jerk (:I won. Jessica? Yep, correct. Yes. Annie, that's four.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Cause then you could add in Meg, cause she make out assaulted Sam in season one and Amy Pond who did die cause she kissed a younger Sam Winchester. But I feel like they didn't like, I feel like we don't want to go to the fort, but still that's a lot.
Jerk (:Mmm, yeah.
That's true.
Jerk (:It's a lot. That's a bad track record, sir. Bad track record.
Bitch (:You should like be in a lot of therapy.
Jerk (:Yeah, well, we already know they all need therapy, so I mean. Yeah, season seven.
Bitch (:We have, we do know that. So, all right, that was season 10, season 10. I was like, I'm projecting into the future. So that was season seven trivia.
Jerk (:Woohoo! And we got baby back.
Bitch (:Diana wins, we get baby back and Diana wins a baby back ribs special from Applebee's. Your gift card is in the mail. Okay. So baby is back.
Jerk (:Oh my god. Yeah. And baby drive straight through the sukkra corpse sign. Like crazy Meg's driving they let me that's a big deal. Dean let Meg drive babe.
Bitch (:Yeah! Right? Like, okay, like, so maybe he has given our, but also it's kind of like this whole, because the way this is shot, right? This is all appealing out and it's like, reee, and there's a really good episode, a thing on YouTube where we'll post it of the new sound of like the squealing, because Baby has a new engine at this point. She did get a new engine right for this, for this episode.
Jerk (:That's a big, that's a leap of trust.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Jerk (:Mmm.
right.
Bitch (:So the way that's done though, you feel like it's like the boys and then like Meg gets out. You're like, the fuck is Meg?
Jerk (:I go, yeah, Megan driving like a bad bitch. And then she's getting shot a bunch by security. And we said, we walking through it and she's got a bottle of Borax in one hand and a big ass knife in the other. I do. She's been growing on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been growing me since she came back with this whole thing. I'm into it. So we've got Sam sneaking in the back of the building.
Bitch (:And she's just walking through it though, cause she's like, so it's like boom!
Bitch (:Now do you see why I love Meg? Like, are you on Meg's side yet? Yeah.
Jerk (:Dean and Castiel are already inside the building. And so you can basically we figure out that Sam's looking for Kevin Dean and Castiel are on the deck.
Bitch (:Also call my last Friday night. Oh!
Jerk (:Oh, duck hunt, dick hunt. Yeah. Anyways, so they Dean and Castiel are looking for the right dick. And they realized that the one in the conference room is not it. You're welcome. I'm just going to keep going with it. And so they're going to go try to find the right the right dick. Well, Maggie is getting accosted. And I guess that this is the new routine to take out Leviathan's is borax and borax and beheading.
Borax them and you've cut their heads off. Buy like Borax and beheading. It's B and B.
Bitch (:is B&B, the new B&B. All right, I like it. And then she just like, after she does it, she like pieces out and she's like later hoe nuggets. And I don't think I've ever heard the term hoe nuggets, but I think let's bring hoe nuggets back.
Jerk (:I know, it's funny. No.
Home Nuggets? I don't know about that one, but I was amused when she said it too.
Bitch (:Oh nugget. It also just makes me want a nugget. That's the McDonald's new release. Power Nuggets.
Jerk (:Ugh.
Jerk (:Well, we've got Sam finds Kevin and unties him and Kevin's like, this is awesome, but we can't leave. We have to blow up the lab because they're, they're going to kill all the skinny people. And Sam's like, what? Oh, okay. Dick's in the lab and admiring his little.
Bitch (:Oh, so I think we also miss, okay, yes. So while they were, while the later hodugets distracted us the demons are also there. So Meg is getting taken to Crowley and we don't, let's, Meg's gone.
Jerk (:Oh, that's right. That's not good. That's the last we see of her. We don't see Meg again. Meg gets taken by 2D Mr. Crowley.
Bitch (:Somebody think of Meg, all right? I'm just gonna say that right now. It was nice to see Meg.
Jerk (:Well, I don't think they're going to take us. I think they're going to have their own problems.
Bitch (:I know, but anyway, so Meg is gone.
Jerk (:Meg's gone. Dick's admiring his cute little creamer cups as the slickest little genocide in history.
Oh, but then he's drinking it himself. So I guess it doesn't affect them at all, which is weird.
Bitch (:Who drinks creamer, you psychopath?!
Jerk (:You don't?
Bitch (:Slinked straight out of the cup?
Jerk (:Well, like, we're not like as an adult, but as a kid, that was awesome.
Bitch (:Okay. Go on.
Jerk (:Yeah, it's good stuff. It's good stuff. So Dean and Castiel are there they have boraxed and beheaded so we got to be in another BNB of our lab coat guy Royce so he gone and Dick reacts he's like abrupt but okay and he greets Castiel and thanks him and then for you know for
delivering them, I guess, and then congratulations Dean on having the weapon.
Bitch (:I guess he's like their mom, right? Like is Cas- is Casper Leviathan's mom?
Jerk (:I guess it's so weird. I don't know. And Dean's like, Yeah, I know you don't think this weapon's gonna work. But do you really trust that demon? Maybe it won't work. Sorry. And Dick's like, Are you sure I'm even the right dick? And Dean's like, No, but he is. So because Castiel identified that it's the right one. So Dick's gonna try to bail. He's like, Fuck this. I'm out deuces. But Castiel is like, Nope. So we get thrown around a little bit.
And Dean stops dick with the bone and nothing happens. He just pulls it out and breaks it. That's not good.
Bitch (:But you also missed a line there where somebody said, I don't even know, I just have a line that says, Crowley will always find a way to bone you because then I put dot promise question mark.
Jerk (:Oh yeah.
Jerk (:Bone jokes continue. Boning, boning and dick. But then, this bone gets broken, the big weapon, we're like, what the fuck? But Dean's all cocky because he's got a second, oh, Dick's all cocky, but Dean has a second bone? Why the fuck they had a decoy bone? Very confusing, very confusing, they had a decoy bone. And Castiel hops up from the floor, pulls Dick's head back and Dean stabs him through the side of his neck with the.
What, right, Bone? I don't know.
Bitch (:not the left bone clearly, but it also just looks like an arrow to the head. This is like, it's to me, it's like when it was comical desk is it looks like an arrow to the head joke, but through the neck, it was a bone to the neck.
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah. Like what? Do the neck, yeah. He get Dick's neck cut boned.
Bitch (:It's not like being skull-fucked, it's like being neck-fucked, it's different.
Jerk (:Oh.
Jerk (:Uh, yeah, well, Dick's all upset now and he like kind of Leviathans out but it's like he's almost like planted in place. It's very weird. He's Leviathanning out a little bit looking angry. He's got black goo oozing from his face. But he's kind of smirking and he like starts like vibrating and the sound waves are emanating off his body. I don't know what's happening.
Bitch (:I call it sonic booming. Like it's almost like, it's like the sound is getting really, it's like a drum circle.
Jerk (:Yeah, it's like a drum. It's like a drum circle.
Bitch (:So yeah, but it's like I don't like you can see the sound waves that are coming off of them and he looks so happy unsatisfied as He splats and I don't because I feel like there is something that's being implied from that look Like and I don't know what it is Yeah, it was a very he was very too happy. He did like do whatever to be boned
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah. And then he splats.
Jerk (:Uh, he knows something and.
Jerk (:Well, Dick, too happy to be boned. He was enjoying getting boned. Well, Dick, Dean, and Castiel are gone. Sam and Kevin are there. They saw this go down and Kevin's like, we need to get the fuck out before more chompers show up. And Sam's like, but where the fuck is Dean? So then Crowley shows up. And he's like, I have an army of demons outside.
Bitch (:He was just too happy to be boned.
Jerk (:By the way, because they don't have a master anymore. So Leviathans are just like any other monster because they're all just gonna go out and do their thing. Well, that's unfortunate because nobody, that is something that Sam had pointed out earlier. Nobody knew what would happen to all the Leviathans once the Leviathan head was killed. So now they're just like regular monsters running around out there. It's kind of a lot of them. That's weird. And they're hard to kill. I don't know. Can we get a resume? I'm just kidding.
Bitch (:So what's Susan doing?
Bitch (:Yeah, I know. Like, she's like on LinkedIn, like her status changes to actively syncing work.
Jerk (:But like, what do they, how do they, how do they get rid of them? You can't kill them. It's very confusing. I don't know. It's very confusing.
Bitch (:Oh my god.
Bitch (:But maybe you can kill them now. I don't know. So this question like is like weird. So we don't know what, what that is, but really we know like the most important thing is that God weapons have a bit of a kick and they gone.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm. And yeah.
Yeah, and he won't say where Dean is and, uh, yeah. But Kevin is going to go with the demon lackeys because that's what Crowley wants.
Bitch (:Who's in taken? He's like going with Crowley takes Kevin. So Kevin's being kidnapped. This poor Kevin Tran. And if you just yell, Kev, I just want Diana to yell Kevin a lot. So her dog comes like running into the room. And so, but. But you think about it, Kevin Tran has now been to angels, Sam and Dean, Leviathan, and now he's going to demons. Poor Kevin Tran.
Jerk (:Well, yes.
Jerk (:getting shuffled around.
Jerk (:I moved the dog beds and the doors closed. Otherwise I would.
Jerk (:Yeah, this poor kid. He just wants to go to fucking Princeton.
Bitch (:He just wants to go to Princeton, have a girlfriend, play his cello, and be the first Asian American president in the United States. It's not too much to ask, Kevin Tran!
Jerk (:Be the president.
Jerk (:It's not. But Crowley's like, yeah, you got what you wanted. Dick's dead. You saved the world. I get one profit. So sorry, Moose. And he snaps out. That's it. So now Sam's standing alone in this lab. Full of poison. People poison.
Bitch (:But also like that he proudly points out like how alone like really you're alone. And you think about you put yourself in Sam Winchester's position. He no longer like he doesn't have a dad. Dad's gone. Dean's missing. Cass is missing. Bobby is now been burnt off in his in his cauldron. And so he is and I see that emotional panic of like the.
Jerk (:Bye.
Jerk (:Gone, gone.
Jerk (:Like what do I do?
Bitch (:I am the only adult who can handle things now and the, like, I recognize that hyper ventilation Sam Winchester and I don't know. So we don't like that's, I think the last we're going to see is Sam Winchester for this episode as we go back and we're going to go to the final scene.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:In the woods, at night. Dean's unconscious on the ground, Castiel wakes him.
Bitch (:not the woods that you were in.
Jerk (:No, not that, not the pretty, not the forbidden forest. Not the forbidden forest. Yeah. Kind of did, there was creatures in the woods. Yeah. But Casio wakes him up, he's like, we need to get out of here. And Casio's like, kind of like, he kind of doesn't know where they are, but he knows where they are because they are where monsters go when they die, which.
Bitch (:I guess technically it looks like a forbidden forest, or like the real forbidden forest.
Jerk (:It's purgatory, right? I mean, that's where we're ending up. It's implied it's not said.
Bitch (:It is purgatory, but also Cass's voice is not as friendly as your like, Cass doesn't sound like he's on Dean's side or like he just, just like we're like, to me, like there is like the voice doesn't sound like we're, I'm in this with you, but to me, like his voice is like, this place is fucked by.
Jerk (:Mm-mm. We gotta go.
Jerk (:Mm-hmm.
Bitch (:I feel like Dean gets left on his own here too, just like Sam does.
Jerk (:I think so too. And he's like, yeah, all these monsters just prey on each other for eternity. We're gonna get we're likely to be ripped to shreds. And then he kind of disappears and then deans by himself and there's creatures stalking him in the woods. That's it. That's the season. Ah
Bitch (:Yeah, and just monster red eyes in the darkens and that's the season. Also these monsters that were in the woods, I think we're supposed to be the original Leviathan they thought were too creepy, but they were. So let's go to some casting couch and then we can dissect all of this.
Jerk (:They were pretty creepy.
Jerk (:Yeah. Yeah, only just a couple of folks I want to mention, because a lot of this was repeat characters that we've had. So our lab coat guy, a.k.a. Royce, was played by Robert Lawrence. He was a regular character on TV show Sanctuary on the sci fi channel called Declan, and he was a cop in the Underworld Awakening movie. And then Polly was played by Nikki Whipf, and she
has been in several Hallmark movies and then most recently was in one of the episodes of the new mini series Fall of the House of Usher which I want to watch. I haven't watched it yet.
That's it.
Bitch (:I'm glad they made a pipeline the season seemed to make the homework I don't know maybe just all like acting things are just good for you Hallmark channel for keeping these actors employed They gotta have something to do I guess All right, so Okay, let's start with the wrapping of the episode. So what do you think the episode?
Jerk (:Yeah, good for them. For real.
Jerk (:not wrapped enough for me. I know there's gonna be a cliffhanger. There's got to be a cliffhanger. I fucking get it. But this is a double cliffhanger I feel like and I don't feel like that's fair.
Bitch (:It's almost more than double, right?
Jerk (:Yeah, like every character is in limbo. Like we don't know what's happening to fucking anybody. Usually you get like, and we got a little bit of a wrap up, so I'm not saying we didn't because we got dick dead. But like usually get like a, I hope, I'm assuming. But like usually get like a little bit of like, okay, we kind of are putting a bow on this and then we know this fucked up thing is happening so we've got something to carry in the next season. But I feel like we kind of got a bow, okay, well the world's not gonna end, but all the characters are fucked. You know what I mean? It's kind of a weird.
I thought that was kinda odd.
Bitch (:Yeah, but I mean the majority. So we know Bobby's gone, right? So Bob, Bobby is gone. Dean's in Dean and Cass are in purgatory. Crowley is in hell. Yeah, but we know where he is, like, you know, like he's in her, they're in purgatory. So we're gonna have, you know, we're gonna have that but we know Sam is alone. Um, so I mean, that's like where he's at. And yeah, that's just it, like
Jerk (:Bobby's gone.
Jerk (:But Cassiel just left him by himself, just left Dean alone.
Jerk (:Crowley's got Kevin and Meg.
Bitch (:Yeah, so Supernatural just continues with Jared Padalecki as the main character and that's how it ends.
Jerk (:That's it. I don't like that.
Bitch (:No, that's, I, sorry, spoiler alert, but that's just like, it just becomes the same Winchester show. That's all about mooses. Like, and then his quest to find jeans that are long enough to fit in.
Jerk (:All about mooses.
Jerk (:I can relate to that. It's a thing.
Bitch (:And how long his hair can get. This is also like, Jared Padlocky's hair is like art, like it is making statements during this episode. It is shaggy, it is like flopping, it is flying in the wind. It's just, yeah. So that is what the final eight seasons of the show are about are just about Jared, Sam, tell jeans and hair.
Jerk (:It is shaggy now. It is super shaggy.
Jerk (:jean tall jeans and long hair.
Jerk (:Ridiculous. But yeah.
Bitch (:All right. So you okay, so you felt like things are left unresolved and so
Jerk (:A little more than I like, a little more than I like. I need a little bit more of a resolution. I was a little bummed.
Bitch (:All right, so what did you think about season seven, like in general?
Jerk (:I am relieved that we might be coming to the conclusion of Leviathans. Somewhat. Relieved about that. As much as I do agree, I came around with you.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Bitch (:But what did you think about Leviathan?
Jerk (:I came around with you on, at first I was just like, they kind of annoyed, cause they're like, it felt unkillable and unbeatable. And that gets exhausting to feel like there's not a path forward. Like there has to be something to be done, but Dick Roman was super fun character. So that was an interesting like balance mentally for me, was like, I'm over this big bad, I'm over the big bad, but he's still likable. It's like, it's an entertaining character.
So I really enjoyed that aspect. So it was a nice balance and it's a love hate. And that's actually pretty hard to write to make people want to like, oh, I hate this, but I love it. You know, that's pretty good.
Bitch (:You also kind of liked, at least I did, I kind of liked all the Leviathan, right, as characters. Like Chat was hilarious, Edgar, like Edgar was, like, so, like, the characters, we love a Susan, so.
Jerk (:I don't know, all the characters were great, like Chet. Yeah, no, Edgar's a badass.
Susan we love, we know. But it was just really difficult, which is like the generic Leviathan, like in the concept of Leviathan being that unkillable. That's what I found, like the unbeatable bad guy was hard for me to process. Like what is his Achilles heel? He had to have one, other than just throw some borax at him. But yeah, so that was one thing. And then I'm really excited to have met some of the iconic characters, because like, you know, I follow the.
Well, even though I still don't watch ahead on the episodes at all, but I follow the fandom. And so I'm aware of all these folks and they're famous and other things, too. Like, obviously, like DJ Qualls and Felicia Day are not only known from Supernatural. So like getting to see like their characters in the show, that was super fun. And in general, there were some fun characters like you said we were talking earlier, like Frank was fun. And then, of course, from the quiz, you know, we get some we got some great cameos from our Buffy friends and stuff like that. So I think that was.
Bitch (:Yeah, there's a... Yeah.
Jerk (:I guess I need to see the next season to understand why people hate the season so much, because I don't know, other than losing Bobby, that's the big bummer.
Bitch (:I think there's...
Bitch (:I was interesting you know I was like my friends who really hate the season are dudes I don't want to put it on that but like I don't know I think a lot of people just didn't like Leviathan in general I thought that you know it was kind of But you know but you still have you still have more people who to come up and meet and so there's a couple more iconic characters
Jerk (:Hmm?
Jerk (:Okay.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Now we got a ways to go.
Bitch (:Yeah, so this is the wrap up of season seven and I guess my thoughts, I guess anybody can give. It's like, I honestly, some of my favorite episodes are this season, you know, like, well obviously like I also love Felicia Day and that's her introduction and that's really great. But you know, even, you know, like
Jerk (:Yeah, now I want to hear.
Bitch (:Dean knocking out the Amazon and having a child I still think was like really hilarious. Yeah, we've got some super meta episodes this season and like you know the meta like the meta-ness keeps on like not in the Mark Zuckerberg way just more and just this way. But yeah, I honestly I don't hate season seven. I just I have a lot of friends who do and just think but I don't I particularly like
There are certain things about this I hate like all I don't want Bobby to die because I love Bobby and those things like were very emotionally hard for me to watch. Especially like you know how you everything is personally going on like having a father figure go is like a tough thing to happen this season, but. I think that you can't like you can't have everybody forever I don't know so. I like season seven.
Jerk (:home. Yeah.
Jerk (:Right.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah, no, I enjoyed it. I'm excited to see what's next.
Bitch (:So many more seasons!
Jerk (:So many more seasons. And we will, yes. And we'll be taking a week off after this because as we do at the end of every season, so we'll be taking a break for a week and before to, and it'll be celebrating New Year for everybody if you're watching this in real time or listening in real time. Otherwise, and then we'll be back with season eight in a couple of weeks.
Bitch (:But we're very excited and we're looking forward to them. And all sorts of... Oh yeah.
Bitch (:So if you're listening in real time, we'll talk to you in season in season in 2024
Jerk (:Right? There we go. Season 8 in 2024. Yeah. Cheers, bitch.
Bitch (:All right. Cheers, sir.
