9:04 Slumber Party
Ding dong bitches, it's Supernatural Season 9 Episode 4 Slumber Party. Charlie returns! The make believe IT makes Liz cry. Then she tells Diana about using high heels for murder.
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So we go to the present ish and it is color and it's Sam visiting Crowley.
Bitch (:the files.
Jerk (:In the file dungeon? I don't know. Anyways. And he hands him a piece of paper and a crayon.
Bitch (:I had you create a paper!
Jerk (:Because they want more names of demons. But Crowley's like, that's great. I would like a room with a view and to stretch my legs. Let's say I'm just
Bitch (:You know, I don't think you're gonna get your demands. But, leave him down there. And now it's later upstairs.
Jerk (:Yeah. And Sam is researching. Dean comes back and apparently he found Kevin.
Bitch (:in Branson. Have you been to Branson?
Jerk (:Yes, I have
Bitch (:I kinda wanna go, but I also kinda don't know. I just wanna go in a very ironic way, and I don't wanna go in a sincere way, but I don't wanna be mean to people either. So I probably just shouldn't go to Braidsome. But Dean has decided to be a very good brother and has gotten something that the entire family can enjoy.
Jerk (:Jerk (01:23.83)
Season one of Game of Thrones.
Bitch (:Which I think is actually a really good pick for them. We've learned that Dean likes battle scenes and LARPing and things and Sam's a nerd.
Jerk (:Yeah, guess what I have never watched.
Jerk (:Anyways, nothing I've heard about it makes me want to watch it, but that's okay.
Bitch (:It's so good though. really is. It is very good. But I don't think it's your show, but it's very good. So Sam has found a way to help Cass. However, he does not understand why, wait, why did Cass leave? Why, why, why, why isn't he here?
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah, it just dawned on him that he doesn't really know why Cass left. The fuck, the fuck. So Dean like fumbles through some fucking excuses, but. We'll dance, yeah, but Sam was all excited because remember, we were all excited when the table lit up, the map table lit up for Kevin when all the angels were falling.
Bitch (:Some things are weird.
Bitch (:Didn't he dance his little song dance? Yep.
Jerk (:So Sam's like, mm, that was angels falling. Can we break the table to track the angels? What?
Bitch (:That is very smart idea.
Jerk (:And Dean asks if it was Sam's idea, which I think is a weird question. And then I'm like, shit, is this a Crowley thing? But I don't think it was. I don't know. Anyways.
Bitch (:No, it's not a Crowley. It's a Sam Zekiel. Did Zekiel think of this and then give it to Sam? I think it's what Dean was going at. And then Sam is still like, wait, what are you talking about? Because we get a lot of that throughout this episode.
Jerk (:True. Mmm.
Jerk (:We do. But Sam found the big computer cables, which he traced down to the computer room.
Bitch (:cables.
Bitch (:So now we have a server room, computer room, a mainframe, but it is a cute computer from 1951 and it's adorable. that's the sound I imagine that computer makes. goes... And at that crowd strike, couldn't have fucked that one up with an update. Oh, oh! Boom, boom, boom! Yep.
Jerk (:Yes. Boop boop boop. It probably does.
Jerk (:is that like it's like all the memes about how like Southwest did Southwest didn't go down because their servers and tools. Anyways, no, no, it's just a funny thing on the Internet. Anyways, so Dean's going to just pry the big old back off of this console of this the console computer. And while he's doing it, he bumps a shelf. And by now, you think that we all know we know.
You know they know. Don't bump into shit and if you do, check
Bitch (:Also, okay, what again, exactly, like what the fuck men of letters? So you're putting your dungeon in with your files and your archives and now you've got bottles of goo in your server room or whatever this computer thing is. I feel like a man organized this because, or some, I don't know, like I think this is because it's men of letters. I think if it was women of letters, shit would have been.
Jerk (:Why are there jars of liquids in the computer room? Is that liquid?
Jerk (:What?
Bitch (:probably where it was supposed to be. There would have been Marie Kondo would have been in there or the edit bitches and like everything would have had a label and been organized, not just some bottle of goo that falls on the whatever. anyways.
Jerk (:Well, inside the computer, there are no wires or cables. They're just some fucking light bulbs. So this computer has no handbook, no IT support. And I don't know, it might be powered by magic. Who knows? We'll get
Bitch (:Which, okay, one, in case you didn't know, all computers are powered by magic. just, I have a master's in this and I can tell you that is indeed the secret. It's all fucking magic. But, so the light bulbs though, to me that does make sense. Cause we think about a computer being programmed in zero and ones a lot of times that's just on, off, on, off, right? So the, maybe the, but the light bulbs are probably irrelevant because they're just
Jerk (:Duh.
Jerk (:Right. On and off. Yeah. I know. I'm mostly tasting.
Bitch (:pretty. Like why would you don't need that there. But it's also those those other symbols are expensive and they're fucking hot, right? So there's no fan I see in here. But anyways, it's still it's still a fun place. But so now they have to call min of letters it
Jerk (:They're the pretty vintage bulbs. are expensive. Those Edison bulbs are expensive these days.
Jerk (:Sure. But before they do that, the bottle definitely spills ominously, is my note. The bottle spills ominously. What was I writing when I made these notes? I'm just making fun of myself. It spills. I think it was storming. It's...
Bitch (:Was it storming in your leg? On this night, a bottle ominously spilled, the translucent glue glistened as it poured down the crevice of the wall.
Jerk (:and spread upwards. Yeah, anyways, so we cut back to 1935. So it's black and white again. And I guess James and Peter are trying to interrogate the Wicked Witch, but it's kind of hard because Dorothy cut her tongue out.
Bitch (:Yes, and she has caught her all by herself despite her lady parts. And at this point is when I started to realize how much I love this fucking witch. I think this witch is, there's a lot of Carol Kane energy to her, I think is one of the reasons that I'm just, but she's just adorable and like her reactions to things like when she can't say just her facial reactions are just, she's just fantastic.
Jerk (:I can see that, yeah, yeah.
Jerk (:Well, Dorothy just wants to kill her because she's tried cutting off her head, burning her, dousing her with holy water, and all she's done is laugh at it. So that's
Bitch (:And the witch will not die. She just will not
Jerk (:Mm -mm. So back in modern -ish times, present -ish, guess who Men of Letters' new IT department is?
Bitch (:It's Charlie, because of course it is. And also she got fired because her company was outsourcing child labor. So she took a big Wiki leak all over that, which is also really funny because the song has just got out of like prison and it's really weird. A song just free. We live in a world where Julie and Assange is free. That's just crazy.
Jerk (:Of course it is.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:But she outlined her hobbies as LARPing, she's been spending time on her hobbies, LARPing, Macrame, and hunting. Because apparently she's done a couple of cases on her own lately.
Bitch (:a teenage vampire and a ghost, which sounds like a YA novel, which we would both have probably read. Did you know I learned that there's a new like a new name for a new genre of books is called a crossover. And it's you know, for like people who are like who are not crossover. I can't the name of the exact name of
Jerk (:Correct.
Bitch (:But there is four people who are our age who want to read the YA books, but we're too old to read the YA books. So they're like, YA books are actually written for adults and apparently we're a very large market. Anyhow, so I feel my age. I know.
Jerk (:don't know how I feel about that. So, but she's just upset because she thought hunting would be more quote magical. So they're like, okay, we'll talk about this later. We don't like that you're hunting alone, but let's go look at this computer. And.
Bitch (:Yeah, and she can somehow tell that this machine has encryption software and also that it's powered by magic because again, she's a computer expert and she knows that all computers are powered by magic. But you can't just tell something has encryption software by looking at it. That's just not that's not software. Software is inside a thing and it makes the thing run like you can't I can't just look at my Mac.
In Studio Enco, you're encrypted. I honestly don't know.
Jerk (:Right. Yeah. Well, either way. she, they're like, that's fine. Can you make it, make, make it track angels for us? She's like, sure, I'm on it. And she plugs in her laptop and.
Bitch (:No, no, no, that is not even a laptop. That is a fucking Surface tablet. Yeah, like, so she has now like fucking has this 1951 machinery that is programmed in some fucking language that has encryption quote unquote software and magic. And yet somehow it can talk with the Microsoft Surface tablet that can't even be used to like
Jerk (:It's a Microsoft Surface. I know I was trying to be nice.
Bitch (:order somebody's drink on a Delta flight right now. So I mean,
Jerk (:But I mean, that assumes the Delta flight took off, Liz. Anyways, so sorry. But I'm like, so it has a USB port. Is that what this computer has now? This one from 1951? Micro USB.
Bitch (:It's just too much of a fun week. Anyway, so...
Bitch (:Yeah, no, she is. She is also like, it has a magical... Yeah, you know what? I had to like hunt down like USB, anyways. Okay, it is... Yeah, yeah. So the boys are now lecturing her on hunting alone.
Jerk (:Where do you get the dongle for that one? Anyways.
Jerk (:Yeah. And she is like, I don't know, she's, she's just not like, she just read, she grew up like reading magical stuff and she just really wants to be able to have that part of it. I'll leave it.
Bitch (:Yeah, so they lecture her almost hanging alone and then they're also just like, so can you really work on getting our books deleted from the internet? And she is like, I can't do that. However, besides that, even all the unpublished books have been uploaded and they have been uploaded by somebody named Becky Winchester 176.
Jerk (:Hehehehe
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Jerk (:Yeah, which is hilarious. So while she's downloading all of the files from this computer to her Microsoft Surface.
Bitch (:What files? This thing before was just supposed to be an angel alarm. We have now gone from it being angel alarm to being encrypted. Now it has like an archive on it that are also encrypted and that's what's gonna take so long is for these files to decrypt.
Jerk (:the files.
Jerk (:and they'll be totally compatible on the Microsoft Surface.
Bitch (:Duh!
Jerk (:Anyways.
Bitch (:It really hurts. It's hurt. And you know they know this is wrong. You know, you know it hurts. So.
Jerk (:they know it's bullshit. So they have to. So but they're going to go watch Game of Thrones in the meantime, though Charlie's already watched it, of course. And Sam is reading the books.
Bitch (:Yeah, we're about to hear my wine pop on the audio. So everyone block your ears or maybe your engineer could block it out. there it goes. Yeah.
Jerk (:So satisfying. So Sam's reading the books as well. But she's looking around this room, apparently they're watching in Sam's room. She's like, when are you actually going to move in here? And he's like, well, this isn't home. This is where we work. And Dean's like, what's the difference? As he goes to get beer. And while Dean's getting beer, Sam asks Charlie, what's not magical about hunting?
And she's just, you know, she she just wants a quest. She she was raised on Tolkien and she just wants a quest. And Sam's like, yeah, magic and quest suck.
Bitch (:Yeah, you know, being chosen sucks. Or once again, is a sign that you're in a cult. You were never chosen. If someone's telling you're chosen, run. So but then we get this fun little cut where he is like, you know, basically, you know, it's either suck or it leads to a and then we go to the pass is like dead end.
Jerk (:So back in black and white 1935, Peter and James have hit their dead end researching and the witch breaks free. Peter pulls a knife, but she is able to touch his head and his eyes glow green. And this is a really cool effect where this black and white and his eyes glow green.
Bitch (:I also feel like is this just did y 'all figure out you could do this in season nine? So now we've got like Sam Zekiel's blue eyes now we've got green eyes like yellow eyes was just a contact thing right like easy league back then like it wasn't a glowing effect you just they just put yellow contacts in and then with somebody just like hey guys you know we can just do this in post and now we're just like whatever eyes we want like cool emerald green
Jerk (:Yep.
Jerk (:It wasn't that glowy. Yeah.
Jerk (:And you get a crazy deep voice something here that belongs to me take me to it. anyways, so it's the witch's voice, but through Peter anyways, but Dorothy makes a run for it Peter and which Peter and James are fighting and Peter gets stabbed and dies. But James goes after it is good.
Bitch (:Yes, and he does get to have like, but his death is very epic. It's very, and I think it's as every actor is like probably dream death, where he gets to really be like, and like as he's dying, he's like, you're right. There's nothing worse than adventure.
Jerk (:Slow stab and fall.
Jerk (:is nothing but an adventure. I know. Yeah. Well, yeah. So James goes after Dorothy and she's in a close herself in the lab and the door is glowing.
Bitch (:And so this is room 28. So this is the view. Like, I think it's interesting, like, they're also have just a very random, like some rooms are numbered, some things are not. But so then we are back to our present.
Jerk (:sounds very disorganized.
Jerk (:And they are back in the computer room to check on the downloads and decryptions.
Jerk (:But they suddenly notice that the wall behind the shelf is that they bumped into earlier is covered in this weird webby shit. I don't know. And so Dean decides just to just go cut it open.
Bitch (:for some dumb fucking reason, like what the fucking hell no? Like I'd be like, okay, first we like, I mean, I would poke it because I would have to poke it. And like, after I poked it, well, maybe call an exterminator or get like a LIDAR, radar, or like a mic or something that could see inside of it before I just like randomly go poking, you know, all the way poking it. But inside of it, there's Dorothy.
Jerk (:And then you call the exterminator.
Jerk (:Yeah, Dorothy just falls out. Ta -da! And she wakes up and it's like, holy shit, because apparently there's an official incident report. And this was the first case investigated in the bunker. they Dorothy and the witch.
Bitch (:would be like all about all of these incident reports. They sound awesome. I want to be, I want to write them. I want to read them. They sound so great.
Jerk (:I know you, man.
Jerk (:Well, Dorothy and the witch went into this lab room, closed the door and never came out. So Charlie's stoked and she wants and Sam wants to talk. Anyways, Dorothy's mocking the men of letters. She is unimpressed about them being buried in their books and assumes that Charlie is a secretary.
Bitch (:Yes, and she is shocked that it's possible that there is a woman of letters. And yes, ma 'am, yes, there can be. But yes, so, but now we learned that Dorothy, we can figure out Dorothy is also a hunter and we've learned that earlier, but I think that's just, that is hilarious. We have Dorothy the hunter.
Jerk (:And that day that Sam and Dean are hunters.
Jerk (:It is. It's a twist. Yeah. And she they're all like, she's kind of shocked that she's been like gone ish for 75 years. So back to 1935. What happened in the lab? Dorothy had a bottle and a bunch of ingredients and cuts her hand. And she said, it's you and me. Dorothy said, it's you and me forever, bitch. And we get a bright light and they both disappear.
Bitch (:and so she has cast a binding spell on them. But the thing is is that if Dorothy is awake, then so is the witch.
Jerk (:and it's just a bottle.
Jerk (:Yeah, so back in the present time there, Dorothy is explaining that she did this binding spell and the price was that she had to combine tie her soul to the witches because basically the witch can't hurt her. It's and so they're tied together now. I mean. Yeah. So. Yes.
Bitch (:They're bound. They're bound to each other and there is some sort of magical crap in it. But so our wonderful, wonderful Alfie Afalba is awake and she is met Crowley.
Jerk (:Crowley. Of course she has. And he realizes that she can't talk. he and she's so he's kind of given her hard time and then he tosses the paper and crayon to her to write what she wants.
Bitch (:He asked her the cowardly lion has got her tongue. He is a big fan of hers. He is just amazing with her.
Jerk (:Is he so weird? Anyway, so she's got the crayon and paper. So let's see if we can find out what she's there for. Back in the other room, we've got Dorothy is like, hey, look, we've got to figure out what she wants here, because there's something here that she is after.
Bitch (:Yes, this is why that the witch can't Dorothy is not because like their souls are combined the witch can't kill Dorothy because she's protected by the witch of the Norse kiss and Charlie remembers that because that was in one of the books it was not in the movie was in one of the books
Jerk (:But Charlie is going to research and trying to figure out what can stop her or kill the witch. Sam and Dean are going to go look for the witch, but they want Dorothy to stay with Charlie, which is a good call. And they compliment Charlie by calling her the smartest person in the room. so there. Charlie wants to know about Oz because Charlie likes magic and this is magic and adventure. And that's what she thinks she wants. And
And basically they go, they discuss the wizard himself and being a total ass and nicer in the books. And she's like, but Dorothy's like, those books were just the ravings of a sad old man. And she's talking about her father. So basically her father was a man of letters and he is the author of the books.
Bitch (:So her father then becomes L. Frank Baum, which then becomes really interesting since he is a real person and just really interesting, you know, like some of the political things that are in the book. know, like she says, you know, basically Dorothy is implying that all the men in letters are sexist. And there's been some things that's gone through L. Frank Baum, but his mom was actually a suffragette.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:which I just think is really interesting. So we have Frank Baum's mom being a suffragette and then we have Dorothy in there. don't know. So I do think that's interesting though, just putting the real person, but now we're kind of fictionalizing him a bit, So, but it's still fun.
Jerk (:I'm
Jerk (:Right. Well, and I think it's interesting that Charlie kind of defends the amount of letters here. She's like, yeah, they can be sexist sometimes, but they're also wicked smart. So
Bitch (:And James kept her file open and he worked it every day until he retired. Apparently he didn't do a damn good job with it, but he worked it every day until he retired. I mean, that could also have been like a week. Well, like, what if like they didn't say it like, what if he retired like the next day? Like he worked it every day for like a week.
Jerk (:Yeah, that's very sad and sweet. Well, but.
Jerk (:That's dark. Well, she was looking at the actual file, so I think she would know. But but she did that he did find a way to fight the witch. And that was through the poppies. So anyway, so they're going to go make poppy bullets.
Bitch (:Which you know and now I think it's smart like they're just making like bullets out of everything that they need and they're just putting them You know that so they're gonna go to the range
Jerk (:While Sam and Dean enter Crowley's file dungeon where he is whistling somewhere over the rainbow.
Bitch (:and then he makes a wicked joke and then they're like what did what did she say and then Alex Crowley just gives something like
Jerk (:He does make up a good joke.
Jerk (:It's so amazing when he hisses. I'm so happy.
Bitch (:It's so good. Also, for Diane, one of the other things that I was watching in my Lay on the Couch weekend was old episodes of Leverage because Creation Entertainment is past that electric convention and then
to see what those shows were. So anyways, Mark Shepard is an old episodes of Leverage and he's very young in that. And then I know was texting you being like, when did his voice become like this? Right? Did, as a teenager, did Mark Shepard sound like this at like 14? Was he like, hey, I need to pass my algebra test. Like the British, I guess. So anyhow, I was saying, and then I was just thinking about him. was like a young punk
Jerk (:That would be weird.
Jerk (:Bitch (23:29.56)
but with like, not that voice, like, did he ever have like a squeaky voice?
Jerk (:that'd be weird. I doubt it.
Bitch (:I hope it comes to Austin and we can find out. All right, so, let me get like, so after the hiss.
Jerk (:And it's yeah, in exchange for him telling them what the witch is after, he wants to stretch his legs. So they unchain him and let him stand up for a minute. And anyways, but and he's trying to like hold last longer and Dean's shoots at him. So he's a agent. Yeah, it's Adam. It's him. Well, I guess.
Bitch (:Dean Simpson!
you do I guess? don't know. This is Brandon just shooting people, know, shooting the poor little demon.
Jerk (:So what we get is a piece of paper that just says key on it. That's it. Key, no details. That's true. Yep. And Crowley's like, I don't know which key it is. I don't know where it is, but to buy y 'all some time, I told you, told her that you keep the keys in the kitchen. Bye. So Sam and Dean have to make sure Crowley's secure and then they go to the kitchen.
Bitch (:That is what she is looking for. least she knew it in English. So she knew that
Jerk (:And it is a fucking mess.
Bitch (:She just trashed
Jerk (:But in addition to the witch not being there, Charlie is there with her puppy bullets. So she disperses those and explains that they won't kill the witch, but they will stun her. but Dorothy's like, I know what key she wants. It's a magical key, or it's a key to Oz. But so you can get to Oz from a tornado, through the eye of a hurricane, in a whirlpool, or this key turns any locked door into a portal
Bitch (:That's pretty cool, right?
Jerk (:Yeah. And but if the witch goes back, she's going to destroy Oz with her army of witches and flying monkeys.
Bitch (:Yay, flying monkeys. so I know they're supposed to be bad, but I can't help it. I love the flying monkey. All right, and so also Dorothy then shows them a picture of the key in a diary. The diary says, keep it safe.
Jerk (:And Dean's like, yeah, I know where that is. It's in my room. So they go.
Bitch (:He has a sense memory for it because he looked at it after he looked at his Asian busty beauty, Spanish, whatever. So Dean then becomes his overprotective self.
Jerk (:That's true.
Jerk (:Yeah, and he wants Charlie to go sit it out in the dungeon because it's safe.
Bitch (:He wants to go hide in the dungeon, isn't that where Crowley is? This doesn't seem like a good idea. I feel like unless he is there another dungeon we don't know about, like is there a second dungeon?
Jerk (:With Crowley? I know it's very confusing. Terrible idea.
don't know. That's what I was wondering. Is there a dungeon too? I don't know. But she's like, no, this is a quest. Sorry. yeah. Sam, Dorothy's talking to Sam about like, how long have y 'all been here? And Dean's like, well, I call home and, but Sam and Sam's like, I'm gonna have best luck with homes. And Dorothy's the same. She's like, yeah, you know, I prefer the open mood.
Bitch (:Let's find the key!
Jerk (:But then, the witch is there. no.
Bitch (:are overrated. Yay, she's there, she's so fun. And then she disappears as green smoke. So now we now in addition to having different eyes this season, now this is also the season of different color cock smoke. So we now we like we have enough to do a Christmas tree with a black
Jerk (:She's gonna smoke.
Jerk (:Glowy, glowy eyes and cock smoke.
Bitch (:Well, guess we have avidons doing red, right? So we've got the red avidon smoke. We've got the white angel smoke. We've got the green smoke. Yeah, we can definitely, we can make a flag for Mexico or for Italy or Spain. We can do a lot of things with smoke.
Jerk (:Yeah. Yeah. So they decide to split up to find the witch, though. So Charlie and Dean team up. And while they are looking for the key, she comments on his meticulously organized porn collection.
Bitch (:They are nice archival boxes. I do know those. Those are actually pretty cool. I've commented on the bunkers archival boxes before. They're good.
Jerk (:And just as they find the key, the witch appears and grabs it. And she's just about to, she's just about to zap Dean, but Charlie jumps in the way. And the witch.
Bitch (:poor Elsa.
Bitch (:of her electric fingers. She just like jumps like right in the middle of
Jerk (:She protects Dean she saves him, but she gets hit and so Dean carry in the witch cock smokes out so green green cocks. It looks out so Dean could push early on the bed and Sam comes running in as Dean calls to Zeke because Charlie is not responsive. This is not good
Bitch (:And yeah, so I really feel like this is like a crutch now. Like anytime my things happens, it's like, I need my angel on command.
Jerk (:Yeah, like no one's gonna
Jerk (:What the fuck? I think this is going to backfire anyways. So we get blue eye. We get, Sam's Eekiel and he's like, Dean's like, help her. And he's like, she's gone. No. And you did it for Cass. And he's like, I'm barely back to half strength. And it, you know, every time I do this, it uses power. And the long more things I do, the longer I've stayed in your brother.
Bitch (:Ew, freezing!
Jerk (:And he's like, I can help with the witch or I can save your friend. And Dean's like, save her.
Bitch (:he says, you wish. I'm like, you a fucking genie now? Are you like, Wesley, like doing like, what the fuck? Why is, what is happening? I don't like
Jerk (:I don't know, but he does. And he boops her and she pops up and says, Merry Christmas.
Bitch (:Hey, boopzer.
Bitch (:And Sam fits nods against the wall.
Jerk (:Yeah. And as they all kind of come back to, because now she's like confused and Sam's getting, waking up confused and wants to know what happened. And he's Dean lies like, Charlie got zapped and got the, you know, and she, which got the drop on you. I don't know.
Bitch (:I do my lie, my stretch and the truth dance.
Jerk (:Hmm. And Dorothy's like, which might be gone right now, but she is not gone for good. She's just wounded. So we got to find her. And they have one last poppy bullet left because they've been shooting this bitch. And she just she gets stunned or whatever. Yeah. But she like smokes out instead of like falling down stunned.
Bitch (:Well, they said it would just stun her, but then also kind of like, what's the point? Like, do you just have to shoot her in a certain place? Are these bullets even worth it? I don't understand, but Charlie wants to be best friends with Dorothy and it's adorable.
Jerk (:Well, she just, it just, it just ended up chasing her away. Like, I don't know, it seems weird.
Jerk (:Yeah, and so they hang out while Sam and Dean go try to shoot the witch. And Sam wants to know who Zeke is, he asks Dean, because he heard that. Dean plays it off.
Bitch (:Heard you say that and then just what, what, know what you're talking about.
Jerk (:So Charlie tells Dorothy that while she was out, quote unquote, she had a dream and it was Christmas and, and there was presents and her parents and all this. And Dorothy's like, was not a dream. You died. That was your heaven. and, but anyways, you're not a real hunter till you died and come back. So ta -da, there you go. Cause which zap sequel instant death.
Bitch (:No bet you died!
Bitch (:You earned your hunter card.
Jerk (:Yeah, which stop equals instant death. I know this because I died in Oz and there we go. And he yeah. So basically she's trying to explain how she's trying to kind of like explain how she what she was doing in Oz. It's very odd.
Bitch (:So yeah, so that we start, yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, so it becomes like the real story of what happened in Oz before it got watered down the books. And so she goes to Oz and she meets up with these freedom fighters, and they protected her and then a witch turned them into a scarecrow, a lion and a tin man. Then the witch hunted her down and killed
Bitch (:That sounds like a way better Wizard of Oz maybe. I'd watch the shit out of that.
Jerk (:Well, back with Sam and Dean, Dean's asking Sam why he never really moved in and Sam actually finally explains a little bit why he's not settled in there. Because he doesn't have the memories that Dean has of home with mom and dad. So he doesn't have the perception of a home in that same way. And anytime he does, it doesn't end well.
Bitch (:Yeah, and I think this is a very important distinction to kind of make. But at the same time, like, yeah, but you can nest a little, Sam, like, without, like, you don't need to be so... I forget the word that means when you're being really frugal about how you live, but a stir, something like that. Anyways.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:us here anyways
Bitch (:I don't know. you look like... Get the Pulverstick out of your ass, Sam. Hang up the kitty poster.
Jerk (:Yeah. And so back to Charlene, Charlene, Charlie and Dorothy. I can buy them are Charlies asking Dorothy about the books. And she's like, my father's revisionist history to undo what happened. But when and that's that's all the books were. Because when the witch came to our world, Dorothy became a hunter. And that's where dad wrote.
Bitch (:Charlene.
Bitch (:Yep, but Charlie points out that it's not just her dad glossing over the truth. They're really her dad leaving her clues and she should get over herself and use
Jerk (:Yeah, so they go to the fucking garage.
Bitch (:They go to let's get they say let's get to the garage. There's a garage in this place and we have to wait to talk about this because they cut they say we're going to go to the garage and they go we had to Sam's doing a bad job of clearing your room and he gets attacked by the witch.
Jerk (:Yeah, and basically she gets to brain tap both Sam and Dean and tell them find the girls and kill them both.
Bitch (:Alright, so yes, now that's happened. So we have finally come to the motherfucking garage, which I've been waiting since we entered the bunker for Diana to see.
Jerk (:Oh my gosh, cars on cars and motorcycles. It is so cool. We've got at least the main three that you can easily identify vehicles right away. You've got a 55 Thunderbird, a 50s is there Jaguar MG and Model T for sure. And then another Roadster. And then you've got Dorothy's 1930s, maybe 40s, but 30s. It had to be 30s because of this. Indian motorcycle. It's beautiful. Beautiful.
Bitch (:Eh.
Bitch (:Yeah, that's an Indian junior scout 600 CCV2. It was built between 1937 and 1939 and only minor details are modified. So from 1940, the junior scout had skirt offenders like the rest of the Indian family, which is why that's very, very CU.
Jerk (:you did that. Okay, well did that.
Jerk (:So I said 30 points, so that's close.
Bitch (:identifiable on Indian, Dorothy still has the open ones. And the price in 1937 for this bike was $195. And it is notable though that this bike does have a fold out infant seat ahead of the saddle, which was probably meant for Toto.
otorcycle being built between: Jerk (:Well, she goes and she pulls out a mask. It's dim. It's a dim. Yeah, it is. And but more importantly, she reaches back into her her saddlebag and pulls out a pair of red pumps and Charlie very.
Bitch (:It is a 10 man's head. I believe it is a 10 man's head.
Jerk (:wisely asked, did you actually walk down the yellow brick road in those? And she is like, no, I never wore them. It would seem tacky wearing a dead woman's shoes.
Bitch (:in these shoes. I don't think so. So she like it does really kind of make you wonder right? Has anyone actually been like murdered with shoes? Yeah, so let's let's talk about some maybe some some cases of things that have happened with shoes in our Lord this week in these shoes. I don't think so. I think he's calling it so.
Jerk (:I'm sure.
Jerk (:Is this lore?
Jerk (:Shoo -lor!
Bitch (:A lot of this comes from a vice .com article, the rise of stilettos as murder weapons by Sarah and kale. But they didn't, the ones they talked about were the actual murder ones. We will get to a murder with stilettos. But so the first one they talked about was in 2006 when the New York drag queen Flotilla DeBarge was arrested and charged with assaulting two people with their stilettos at a West Village nightclub.
, which is ouch. In the UK in:She stomped on her friend Sophie Robinson's face with her silver soleno heel, puncturing her right eyeball. And Robinson is blind in one eye, causer was sentenced to seven years in jail, and they're no longer friends. And we may have a real reconciled system. But the last story is we're taking this back to Texas.
Jerk (:if you think.
Bitch (:For in Houston 2014, 45 year old Ana Trujillo was convicted of bludgeoning her boyfriend, Dr. Stefan Anderson to death by hitting him 25 times in the head with a bright blue Manola Blahnik stiletto shoe.
To demonstrate how to the jurors how she did it, the prosecutor, John Jordan, lined on top of a table and straddled a mannequin and pantomime stabbing it with a shoe. Why am I never on this fucking jury? They also had the shoes which were super bloody out the whole time.
and like they had x -rays of the shoes and in the Manolo you can see like there's like the silver spike that goes through it like a very dangerous looking spike. So Trujillo claimed that it was self -defense however after 20 witnesses testified to her previous bad behavior including biting an ex -boyfriend, drunkenly attacking a security guard, and another incident in which her neighbors arrived home and found her using the bathroom in their apartment
The jury took 4 .5 hours to sentence her to life in prison and she'll be eligible for parole in 30 years.
So our shoes are deadly. Ta -ta.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm. Well, almost every heel, like, it's not everybody realizes this, but almost every, like, spike heel, like, not even a spike, every pump has a metal spike in the heel pretty much as structurally required for the heel pretty much most of the time.
Bitch (:which is why you cannot wear them through the metal detectors in the airport. You dumb bitches. Take your fucking heels off before you go through TSA. You sorry, I get very frustrated and they just and you see you're behind them. They're like, you know, but no, have I have pre check. I don't have to take my shoes off. I'm like, you're not magically clearing it from not alerting on the metal detector. You dumb bitch. So
Jerk (:by the metal detector.
Bitch (:Take off your heels. Don't kill, don't, unless you want the wand, don't take off your heels, don't kill people with them. That is my TSA for, not TSA, my PSA, my PSA for the TSA. Take off your heels and don't kill people with them.
Jerk (:Unless you really want the wand. Unless you really just want the wand.
Jerk (:Your PSA, PS2 for T. Well, while they're all excited about having these heels now. Our red heels, which they weren't sparkly. I'm just going to complain.
Bitch (:No, and you'd also know in the books they were actually silver and then they got changed to red because they went to type of color.
Jerk (:Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. Anyway, so...
Bitch (:The boys are now green eyed monster. Yeah.
Jerk (:Boys are there. I'm sorry. Last month, was on my notes. Here we go. So the boys appear and Dean does a super deep voice. There you are. And Charlie's like, is that your Batman voice? And I'm really amused because as we all probably know, there's this ongoing saga of of Jensen as Batman and he has Batman in the the in the cartoon. Yes.
Bitch (:And he actually is Batman. He plays Batman in the cartoons, but also...
Jerk (:Yes, now I know, but it's always my 20th. But it's just funny.
Bitch (:One more time.
Jerk (:So yeah, so it's just funny that that that little reference. Yeah, so anyway, so they're possessed and Sam, Sam says, I missed you, my pretty, which is very funny.
Bitch (:Yes, yes, that was also a funny crack before. Yes.
Bitch (:So their anti -possession tattoos do not work with the witch, right? And I think it's also interesting, it's really not, I mean, it is a possession, right? She seems to be working through them.
Jerk (:Don't work.
Jerk (:But it's more like a puppetry thing as opposed to a possession? I don't know.
Bitch (:and using them for like as her voice, right?
Jerk (:Yeah, it's weird. I don't know. And how is she doing two at once? That seems weird.
Bitch (:She's, she's multitasking like a, like an amazing witch. I she's got some shit down. And like after Dean throws Charlie through some glass, then we see she's also pulled out a bowl. She's got a cloak. Like she is just like ready to do some action.
Jerk (:ready. She's, she's got the key and she is going to use it and she's going to do a spell. And, so as this is happening, we figure out that the witch is not trying to go to Oz. She wants to bring her army to this world. And so she's doing the spell, going to open the door. We've got a fight happening. She gets the door open.
Bitch (:Yes!
Bitch (:She is cackling like a motherfucker. The key also looks like a vape.
Jerk (:And we've got roiling clouds and cackles and
Jerk (:It looks like a Halloween -themed vape that you'd buy at Spirit Halloween.
Jerk (:Your product idea. You're welcome. You're welcome, spirit. That's what you need is more ideas of crap. And so Charlie kicks Dean in the nuts.
Bitch (:You're welcome, Emily.
Bitch (:There you go.
and she's also like, there's more cackling, which is it that also led me to like, how well can you cackle without a tongue? Like, isn't the tongue part of the cackle? Like, she didn't, I don't know, but I feel like she should sound more dolphin -like. Maybe, I don't but she's cackling very good on her. She's not only multitasking, she is learning to cackle without a tongue.
Jerk (:Do you need a tongue to cackle?
Like a gurgle instead of a cat call.
Cheers.
Jerk (:Yeah. And Charlie kicks Dean in the nuts.
Bitch (:In the nerds, right in the
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Well, Dorothy stays fighting Sam and Dean. Charlie goes to stop the witch and.
Bitch (:Yeah, and Dorothy has thrown the other shoe at her. So now she's running with like both the shoes. I hope she's running with both of them like heels out just to wander.
Jerk (:Both shoes. She's got
Jerk (:Well, we've got our possessed Sam and Dean apparently can hurt Dorothy, which is an interesting twist also since the witch can't directly hurt Dorothy. But her puppets can. Anyways.
Bitch (:but she can use the puppet people can. Okay, sure. And so then the wish is having some spell issues. sorry, we're gonna miss that. So we have the fly monkeys that are coming. And then here comes Charlie.
Jerk (:and which gets a pump straight to the back of the skull.
Gross. Can you like... makes my throat a little
Bitch (:Well and then she says, now heal! And then she hits her in the face with the heal, so now she's gonna face...
Jerk (:No, Charlie, you shouldn't have said that. Anyways. They don't. And Charlie closes the door just in time. But as she does, she realizes the witch's body has now disappeared. Is that like when she melted?
Bitch (:So bad. And our flying monkeys don't get to come here. Damn it.
Bitch (:Nope. we just, yeah, she just wakes like there's just nothing left but a cloak, a cauldron and some heels. And I wake up like this often on Sundays.
Jerk (:And, but she does find the key in the robe. So that's good. But, and Sam and Dean are no longer possessed and they come to find Charlie with Dorothy and Charlie gets to say, ding dong bitches.
Bitch (:That's good.
Bitch (:She is very happy with this, is. And then we get some sexy time with Crowley. They're getting his little bondage gear all up on him again.
Jerk (:Yeah, of course. And he said, I like these after all, after all I did for mystifying gravity.
I mean, I like a good Wicked reference.
Bitch (:Yes. I didn't know that was, I've honestly never seen Wicked, so.
Jerk (:It's so good.
I like the I would go see the stage play again. Anyways.
Bitch (:When it came out, I think after I'd already gotten my theater degree. And so at that point, like I was too old for it. Or maybe it was just like the younger people were really into it and like I got tired of it. I don't know.
Jerk (:everybody was very into it. And now it's gonna be a movie and all that. So it's coming out, Ariana Grande is in it. It's a big deal.
Bitch (:I'm surprised I never made a movie out of it. I'm sure they were just waiting to get some monies. As long as Kristin Chenoweth is in it, that's fine.
Jerk (:I don't think Shana has enough to say.
Bitch (:So, So anyways, so we've got Sam.
Jerk (:I know, Kristin Chenoweth makes everything better. She's a fucking angel on this earth. Her and... She's almost on... She's almost Dolly -level, I think.
Bitch (:I mean, has to she's like Dolly's handmaiden. Anyway, so we get paper and crayon and sand storm storming off. And then we now get to have baby in the garage.
Jerk (:All
Jerk (:Baby gets now baby gets hang out in the garage. What the fuck? Where was she anyways?
Bitch (:I know, but now she belongs there. I just wanna go sit in that garage. I don't care if I get some fume. Anyways.
Jerk (:That's true.
Jerk (:Well, Charlie and Dean are going to have a convo and Sam gifts Dorothy a copy of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. It's very sweet.
Bitch (:I'm sure she's like I've got nine million copies of this in my fucking garage like I don't want to see this goddamn book anymore Why do you think I don't have a copy of
Jerk (:Aww.
Jerk (:Maybe she doesn't. Remember, she was all like shitty about the book, so she might not have it. And Charlie, thanks Dean for the slumber party and for bringing her back from the dead.
Bitch (:Sure.
Bitch (:there was also a very good line in there where there's like, it's our story and we get to write it. Which I think is also on like some on a mug or maybe on like painted on someone's inspiration wall.
Jerk (:and
Jerk (:Probably. Well, and Dorothy says to Sam something about how weird it is having a series of books about you.
Bitch (:Yes, Sam's like, I know, I know. All right, so we get Charlie thanking Dean for the slumber party and the resurrection.
Jerk (:And asked if she's a zombie now, but Dean's trying to deny it. And then he finally is like, all right, just keep this between us. And he she wants to argue, but he's like, no, I'm just gonna explain later. It's fine.
Dorothy decides to thank them all for their help. Not bad for a bunch of librarians. Yeah. And I've got a rebellion to finish. So she's going to go back to Oz and invites Charlie to go with her to finish the rebellion and to find Toto.
Bitch (:She leaves her bike there.
Bitch (:Help me find my dog.
Jerk (:Yeah. So. Yeah, Charlie is going to go with Dorothy. They use the key and the yellow brick road is ready to lead them to the Emerald City.
Bitch (:Yeah, but she wants the adventure and the danger. And I know this is the song thing or your things, but I don't care. So ACDCs, for those who are to rock, Salute You starts as they're walking through and my, I just get so emotional. I'm so jealous and like just tear up. Like you're on your adventure and you'll find a dog and you're going to like go see some monkeys. Like this actually sounds probably what I'm to do next week. I'm going to go adventure. I'm going to go see the cat.
Jerk (:Go for it.
Bitch (:the cat cafe in Blackpool is so open, so I'll go find a cat. Yeah. So yeah, they go off to have to go
Jerk (:There you
Bitch (:It was cool. I really liked it. I like that effect.
Jerk (:It was cute. Yeah. And so, you know, what I was. I want to say one thing about this, like the episode, I think it was really good. There is go
Bitch (:no, well we were done yet. There was one more thing. Yeah, so when the doors close, so like they walk off in there and then the doors close and then the boys open them back up and now there's just a tunnel exit. So now we have a tunnel exit into, like now it's clear. Now we have a way for Baby to get in and out. So that's what the episode is with the tunnel. But then it also makes me wanna be very like cartoony and run things through the tunnel.
Jerk (:That's the episode.
Jerk (:Well, I thought it was really clever in the episode in general how because it took me like it. Look, when they say Dorothy, I don't automatically go. I think they're making a wikileaks joke at the beginning of the episode. But I'm like, we're not really going full Wizard of Oz. we're going full Wizard of Oz. OK. So I think it was really cool that they use the visuals in this episode to have the black and white with a touch of color and then flopping back and forth and then slumber party because there's also
When you vote with the movies, Wizard of Oz, it's the implication that she may have just been sleeping the whole time. So I thought that that was some interesting overlaps and story tie ins. And I do. So our cast this week is we've got James Haggerty was played by Gildart Jackson and he was Simon in General Hospital
Bitch (:Did some casting people to talk about?
Jerk (:dozens and dozens and dozens of times. He's been in episodes of Las Vegas, CSI, Hannah Montana, Burn Notice and Gotham Knights. It's also Gideon in the TV show Charmed and Gilbert in Atlas Shrugged 2. Dorothy was, I'll come back to Dorothy. Peter Jenkins was played by Andrew Jenkins. That's weird, right? I know. He has seen episodes of Wayward Pines, a couple episodes, a few episodes of Once Upon a Time.
Bitch (:Hehehehe
That's fun.
Jerk (:and it was Doug in the series Siren. Our wicked witch who you like so much was Maya Massar. She's been in episodes of Unsolved Mysteries, Outer Limits and House and was Mother Buckner in The Cabin in the Woods.
Bitch (:Motherfucker.
Jerk (:Dorothy, I do not believe I can say the actress's first
Jerk (:Kenatio is my best attempt. Horn is last name. She's from the Kennewake Mohawk Reserve outside of Montreal.
Bitch (:Cool.
Jerk (:You may have seen this actress in episodes of shows like Being Human, The Detectives, and Reservation Dogs. She has also had small roles in movies Journey to the Center of the Earth and Immortals, multiple episodes of The Man in the High Castle, and Tannis in Letter Kenny. Yay!
Bitch (:She definitely very much is fucking Tannis from Letter Kenny and it helps you. She also goes by Tio. So like that's an easier thing to say than her whole first name. But yeah, she is fucking in Letter Kenny. She's, my God. And she's so, she is so good. She's like one of my favorite characters. She's just, I love her. Do we have more, do we have more people to talk about? Okay.
Jerk (:Yes.
Yes. She's... Yes.
Jerk (:TANIS IS A BAD BITCH
Bad bitch.
Jerk (:I saved her for last, so was like, I'll come
Bitch (:Yeah, okay. Yeah, so I love like the idea of pairing her with Felicia Day, either as a buddy commie or relationship, like, I don't care. I would watch either of these things, them going to Oz, like to lead a rebellion, like full of freedom fighters and take down the fucking wizard. Yeah, I'd watch it. I'd watch shit out of that. So I also hope Toto's like a pity. Like, we're gonna go find Toto and it's just like, whoa!
Jerk (:That's hilarious. Yeah.
Jerk (:Me too. Aww. Aww. I would love that. I don't think it would fit on the little seat on the Indian motorcycle then though. Need a sidecar. Yeah. With goggles. Everybody loves a dog in a sidecar. Obviously.
Bitch (:We're a bit of a like Rottweiler or something.
Bitch (:Then you go into, you get a sidecar. And then you get a dog in a sidecar. And who doesn't love a dog in a sidecar? Except until you get a goat in a sidecar, which I will get.
so yeah, no, she was, I think she was amazing. She's amazing as an actress. I think she was amazing in this episode. So she was a fun hoot to add to this.
Jerk (:Jerk (54:55.234)
Yeah.
Jerk (:a hoot, but I'll note it looks like this is the only episode she's in, so I don't think we get a return of Dorothy.
Bitch (:No, she did. She does not come back. But we know it's the storyline of this obviously is not over. But we'll find we'll find out more. Spoiler alert Charlie is not not gone, especially since Felicia Day will be at the Austin Convention in just a couple of weeks. So overall, though, episode thoughts.
Jerk (:Yeah, just a few weeks away.
It was fun. I thought it was super fun. It seemed like, like, I'm not going to lie. It was a little like there's parts I thought was it was kind of cheesy.
Bitch (:savagely and cheesy episode. think there was some things that were that were pushed into it. But also there was as much as for someone who hates flashbacks, like this is the fun way to do it. Right. There was like I felt like it was the cut back and forth between the past and the present in a good way that didn't upset the episode.
Jerk (:That's okay. It's not Bombersville.
Jerk (:Yeah, and I think it's like some of the dialogue was was cleverly done, like you pointed out when they did that cut to the dead end. And then I liked that it was actually I actually. They've done this before, so it's not unique to this episode, but I like that it was the black and white versus color, I think made it easier as a viewer to keep clear as to what setting we were in at that moment in time, which I think makes a more. Comprehensible storyline, does that make sense?
Bitch (:Yeah, especially if it's the same actress, right? So we had Dorothy being in both present and future. So if you're gonna be doing that back and forth, color versus black and white, yeah. And then of course, obviously we have Wizard of Oz going back and forth to that. that was just, again, just a fun thing they did. So it was a super adorable episode. It wasn't a bummer. We do have, you know, we have the eye things and our cock smoke's going crazy.
Jerk (:Well, yeah, that's in both.
Jerk (:You have to some way to differentiate.
Bitch (:And from a storyline though, we definitely have Dean being a lying douchebag and dancing around the truth and it's just gonna bite you in the ass. just can't, you can't keep lying. Sam is already starting to catch on something's off.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:I mean, they never had Charlie. Charlie never finished her downloads and she never set up the angel and she never set up the angel tracker.
Bitch (:It's true.
Bitch (:So let's see if that happens in the next episode. we don't, she's gone. I mean, maybe, maybe, you know, hopefully it didn't, I need to install an update that was just going to crash the system. So we'll see, we'll see what happens if she needs to come back and it's just a patch, it's patch Tuesday. We're just, we're just going to run this directly in
Jerk (:She's an Oz.
Jerk (:It was just a patch.
Bitch (:So, all right, I think on that nerd note, for those about to rock and everyone who is dealing with that, we do salute you. And beyond that, cheers, jerk.
Jerk (:Jerk (58:01.489)
Cheers, bitch.
