7:10 Death's Door

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then nah.

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So the enough way but that I was like, you know, I've got blue eyeliner. So it's like, we'll do.

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that.

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orange eyeshadow and it's not exactly the pattern of my shirt but it's close.

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This close. I need to play with more colors on my eyes. I don't do that ever. And I do, and I feel like you still can't tell. So it

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Welcome

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all looks the

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to

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same.

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this week's episode of Devil's Trap Podcast

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Hi, I'm Diana.

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I'm Liz.

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And this week we're avoiding talking about season seven, episode 10, Death's Door.

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because it's a suppressing as fuck.

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It is. It is.

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It is very emotional. It's very beautiful. It's amazing. Fuck this episode. Okay, so

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all the things.

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how are you? What's

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I'm

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going

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good.

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on

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I'm

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with you?

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good. I'm just had, you know, some very good news at work this weekend. You know, just getting ready for my car show. That will probably be over. But we'll be releasing this right when it's about to happen. So invasion car show.com. And I'll be in Nashville for a few days coming up. So yeah, it's just a busy time, but good stuff.

Bitch:

Cool. No, I think this will be released on the 20th, right before the weekend. So

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Yes,

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you can

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21st.

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get your, yeah. So you can have your, if you're listening to this, like, like whenever 12 people listen to her in the first day, like, yeah, you should go to Deballad and go to the invasion car show.

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Yeah, it's fun.

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There's

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It's

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a pen

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free

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up,

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for spectators.

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there's

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a free, there's a pen up girl contest.

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there is.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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See how all the things I know about your car

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Cars

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show.

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and cars, there's vendors.

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There's cars, there's, you know, the walking around and And then there's going to be an after party and there's a band that's playing. I

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There he is.

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don't remember the band that's playing, but there's a band

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masks,

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that's playing.

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luteinor masks.

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Oh, a little straight chat gets his play.

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See? Because you wanted to know what thinsides are mask smells like.

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That's right, that's right.

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Well yeah, so no, it's just been good. How about you?

Bitch:

I am see this weekend. I think my exciting thing is the paranormal fest that's happening tomorrow that I have not gotten a ticket for. So I'm going to, you know, figure out a way to get inside.

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You'll get there.

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I think my favorite, my favorite thing is like, I will just tell them that the ghost will not haunt them anymore if they don't let me in. And I feel

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There

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like that's the appropriate threat, right? Because you can't like threaten them with a ghost because they

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you.

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like, bring it on, yeah.

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But if there's a bunch of like travel channel like you people who do like the ghost hunter shows and like battle demons or whatever The fuck they do. I don't know but it's also like the anniversary of the battles water Creek So apparently it's a very active time at this place. So Maybe there will be a haunting I don't know. Maybe I go still fill me up this time because this is a place that this is that Victoria's black swan in So that's the one that's got the carriage house. It has the pervy

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Oh,

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ghost

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yeah, it fills you up.

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that likes to fill you up. So maybe I'll get some action.

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get felt up by a ghost.

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Hey,

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Nice.

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at least like something will touch my boobs, right?

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Ha!

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nd,: 2011

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Yeah.

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because it's very heavy, very emotional. It's just, it's just, it's a very, it's lovely there. However, which I think in order to make this like great, there was a deleted scene that I found on the transcript for this and I was very upset because it was another time for our favorite character, Susan to shine.

Jerk:

Hmm.

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So apparently what happened is after Dick Roman shoots at. Bobby, Susan comes up to him and he tells her, it's a nice night, isn't it? And Susan goes, mm-hmm. And Dick Roman goes, but then every night is compared to home. And then Susan fixes her hair. Dick Roman says, you look a little wind swept. And then Susan says, that hunter with the beard shot me in the face. So Bobby shot Susan, so she had a moment

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

here. And then Dick tells her, well, then I think I just returned the favor. End of the day, you want to reach your goal. You got to hoe your own row. Even if you get your hands a little dirty, have Marco bring my car around. And so then he basically makes Susan be his bitch and order his car. And so, Susan, we still need to talk about your goals. and how you let authority walk over you. I understand that he is your boss, but there's some things that are unacceptable. He can order his own goddamn car.

Jerk:

You don't know their work dynamic. They may have an agreement.

Bitch:

They may.

Jerk:

Don't judge. Don't judge.

Bitch:

I think I just have a bad taste. I can remember when I like I worked for somebody and I had to order their car all the time. I had to take my ass like on the subway. I went back to Brooklyn and like was like freaking out because Metro costs like a dollar. And she's like, get my town car so I don't have to walk three blocks. Sorry. I don't know where that came from.

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Huh.

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But Susan, Susan brings out something in me. She

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I

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just

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noticed.

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does.

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So I'm going to comment. I'm really disappointed that scene isn't in this, because I think there's a critical component, a line in there about how it's better, any day here is better than a day at home. So that is super telling. Like I had, this is my first time hearing that, that scene. And for me, I think that that's very enlightening as to the motivation of the Leviathans, because we're learning now the Leviathans aren't after, you know, taking over and eating all the people just because they're fucking assholes. They're taking over because this is because they don't want to be back where they were in purgatory

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But,

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because purgatory

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yeah.

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is awful We don't mean I kind of get I mean we also kind of get they were trapped there But the same time like nobody ever talked about like what's it like they're guys like nobody's asked Nobody asked dick roman what it was like there. Nobody asked chet. They just fucking

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Yeah,

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got mad at them

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they just assumed, you know, they don't know. They don't

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They just assume

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know

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they're

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why.

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pure evil, which, but what

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I

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is

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mean,

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their motivation?

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so like they force people to like eat themselves, whatever,

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That's

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you

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their

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know,

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own...

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so

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Yeah, it's awful.

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they eat themselves. Like I told you last time, you didn't have to, you could have said no to it. So, but I do think one of the reasons they probably cut it out was just because the shot of the bullet in Bobby's head

Jerk:

Oh, that was so cool.

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is very compelling.

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It is very compelling.

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Although

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So

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they

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I understand

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could,

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that, too.

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yeah,

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they

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have done

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honestly,

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dos?

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they could have, because they could have done like the supernatural break after that,

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Yes.

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but then they actually end up doing the bullet thing twice. So maybe

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Which I

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it

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bet,

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was

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yeah,

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that they wanted to do it twice.

Jerk:

I guess. Yeah, because that's what we get is a zoom out of the bullet hole in Bobby's head while Dean's yelling and driving and Sam trying to keep Bobby alive. And then we zoom back into the bullet hole into Bobby's head right after the break. So.

Bitch:

Yeah. So I mean, I guess they could have done like, they could have done that after the break

Jerk:

Yeah.

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and had just the whole like thing go through. But I think it's a lot, it was a lot more powerful.

Jerk:

I agree. I agree. So we are in a forest now inside Bobby's head with Sam Dean and Bobby and they find Phil again like from the previous episode and Bobby's like, well, shit.

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our human Doritos.

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And Bobby knows something bad's about to happen because there's blood dripping from his head onto his hand or that something bad already happened, but And and they kind of just this is where this episode just starts jumping It is a scene jumping fool and that makes sense as we get through why it is But right now you're kind of like the fuck

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Yeah, and one thing is that, you know, and we've prepared, I've been, obviously we've been preparing on this, building up to this for the past few episodes, and I've been building Diana up to this. In order for me to watch this, I actually found out that on the DVD, there was commentary by Jim Beaver and Stephen Williams, and Stephen Williams is the actor who plays Rufus. So that is how I watch the episode. And usually if there's commentary, I'll watch it like once without and like once with, but no.

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Not this one. Not necessary

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No,

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here.

Bitch:

I just, I just watched it like with the episode and transcript and kind of went back and forth. So I can tell you some things as we're going through, which hopefully lightened the stuff because honestly, having the two of them talk about it, like lightened it up and also kind of brought a little bit more to it. So one of the things that I learned was that they shot this scene at the same time that they shot the last episodes

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because that because if you think about it, you're in a forest

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You're not gonna go

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is

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back

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expensive.

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to the same wardrobe,

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Yeah, like

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like.

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and you keep the same light and all the other things, right? So they shop this at the same time as last night, but I always kinda like that stuff. Just knowing

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That

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that.

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is interesting. Yeah. And so we cut now we're back at their most recent squat house flop house, whatever you want to call it. And Bobby's now he's like knows some things really wrong. And because and they're like, Sam and Dean are just kind of like oblivious. And he's like, I got shot in the head. And I know this is not the real world. And I have to tell you something about till the real you something but

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least he understands, right? At least we don't have to deal with like a whole like bobby like going through.

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Thinking, yeah, not knowing.

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But like so at least they cut that part of it out.

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Yes,

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It was

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I agree.

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just...

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to tell them before. And it's: 454895

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That's her number.

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But we don't get an explanation.

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Yeah. And so now, and then the scene flips again, because like Diana

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Yeah.

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said, like stuff just like keeps flipping around in here. So we flip and we get a woman and it's Karen and she's wearing my favorite outfit, a white neck gown.

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And she's looking a little like she's been a little provocative and asks him to hand it over. Okay, ma'am. But she meant the wine.

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Also, agree Karen, like you for this, yes, agree, same

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Appreciate

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page.

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it. But and, and basically, Bobby remembers this, when this happened. And he's, you know, just really reliving his the first this event occurring with Karen, where it was a very sexy type of moment that she wants to talk to him. And then there's thunder. And then it gets dark,

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in lightning.

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but it's clear outside. And so Bobby sees a kid running from the shed outside as blackness is surrounding the outside. I

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Very

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don't know,

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metal.

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it's weird.

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This sounds very metal, like everything you're describing.

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It does. And I like mother Mary, I've got a messed up fruit cake. Bobby

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Oh,

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says.

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and also something else I learned is this is, and it makes sense, but I thought about this is the first time you see the upstairs of Bobby's house. And then,

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Oh, weird.

Bitch:

and something else that Beaver points out later in the commentary, which I also didn't think about is I think they like take, they took down Bobby's house because it burned down

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Oh yeah.

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and so they had to rebuild it. didn't do

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Oh shit.

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this. And but then Stephen Williams kind of chimed in. He was like, he was very happy about it because that meant like they were like that they were using Rufus's cabin, which but there was a chance he was going to come back.

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Yeah.

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tip.

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So we get another scene jump and now Rufus and Bobby are outside and Rufus is kind of like coaching Bobby on like being a hunter it sounds like as they're getting ready to go into this church wearing press control uniforms. But Bobby's trying to explain to Rufus that I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I have to talk to you, I'm gonna die. And Rufus is like,

Bitch:

Hahaha

Jerk:

well, that's just a negative attitude about this job, come on. It's pretty, it's like painful, but funny how this, and this continues between them. And we see this small kid run up again. This kid runs by and then just pops back up and tells Bobby, God's gonna punish you. A small child running up and down the street.

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That is so upsetting.

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Yes, very upsetting, very

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You know,

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upsetting.

Bitch:

I don't think anybody should ever hit a child. I think that is empirically wrong, or whatever, like it's very wrong, core beliefs. However, if a child runs up to me and says, God is going to punish you, I can't help but think my instinct is probably going to be to pop that child in the face.

Jerk:

Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of with you on that one.

Bitch:

And he just said, you're going to feel really bad. But that's just like, because this is unsettling.

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Yeah, and as this happens, we hear a sound of broken glass and we see a broken glass with milk on the ground. Which is just

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Spill

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weird

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some

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because

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milk. Yep.

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we're like in the doorway of a church. So Bobby

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Yep.

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goes into the church with Rufus and there's a five-person choir that starts disappearing while an earthquake starts. description.

Bitch:

That's pretty good, that's pretty good.

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And then it gets dark and a man with a pocket watch appears. It says, time's up. Oh, so now we've met Bobby's Reaper.

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He is very dapper looking reaper. He's a younger, he didn't get one of the elderly ones. He got kind of like a middle-aged

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Yeah.

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reaper. Good for you, Bobby.

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And he's snarky. He's

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He's

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a little

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snarky.

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snarky. A little snarky.

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He's got a pocket watch, I appreciate that. But what we figure out from this is that Bobby is in a cone.

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Yes.

Bitch:

So we're going to break up sadness already. Um, and we're going to play a game. Girlfriend in a coma. It's serious. I don't know. That's just the title. I came up with this because I want to sing that song sometimes. So what

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you

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we're going to do is basically two truths and a lie. We've done this before.

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Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

So two of these are real stories about people in coma. or at least they are real according to Listverse and Robert Grimnick's 10 amazing stories of people who woke up from comas. However, one was written by one of my AI boyfriends. Yes, I have many. Don't judge me. I can be slave

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many.

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for AI. It's fine. All

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Oh,

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right. So you're ready for this? All

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sure.

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rris. In the chilly winter of: 2015

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Got it.

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second one is Sam Carter. In: 2008

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Gobbin?

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Globin? No, that's a fun word to be always.

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That's it.

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In the hospital in Staffordshire, England, Carter had been in a coma for three days and he was given a 30% chance of recovering. The doctor suggested to his wife that she should play some music for him. His wife got a set of headphones and put them on her husband, playing the Rolling Stones classic, I Can't Get No Satisfaction. Amazingly, once the song was played, Sam opened his eyes. Sam says that the song gave him a new energy and pulled him out of the coma. He doesn't remember much from the coma, but he remembered hearing that song. The song also had special meaning to him and was the first single he had ever bought when he was 17 years old. He said it gave him the push he needed to wake up. So Sam can't get no satisfaction. That's the second one. All

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Got

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right,

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it.

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one, Sarah Thompson. In early: 2012

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I'm gonna go with Sarah is the lie.

Bitch:

No, it was C.B. Ferris.

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What?

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That's Sarah's legit for real and so was Sam.

Jerk:

That's kind of terrifying.

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that they have the co-owner of the AI.

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both.

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Why

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But

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are

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like,

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you fed?

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they're not remembering people like that, like the amnesia shit. That's so

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Right,

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freaky.

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but like

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That's freaky, like 14 years like, oh, my gosh.

Bitch:

Well, I mean, it's kind of just like one long, like, alcohol block.

Jerk:

I don't know if that's an optimistic way to look at it. It's relatable, but it's...

Bitch:

I mean, I'm glad that she also like she stayed with her husband. Like that's

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That's a good

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cool.

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sign, yeah.

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But that was: 2012

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wild.

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yeah,

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Wild.

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so this is interesting. But yeah, so that's.

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Weird shit happens in comas.

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And they were all about music.

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I did too. I noticed. I noticed. Appreciate

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Okay,

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that.

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do we have to go back? Right, okay.

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So

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All right.

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our new Reaper calls the inside of Bobby's head a gin-soaked rat maze.

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which we all know would be rocket whiskey soda, not

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I know

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gin

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it's weird

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soda.

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to be Jin. I'm like, why is it Jin? It's like, I've never seen him drink Jin. What the fuck are you talking

Bitch:

Whatever.

Jerk:

about? But either way. And so then Bobby runs and we get another scene where Bobby is watching Sam and Dean setting up in the living room for movie night, arguing about whether Chuck Norris can beat up Jet Li.

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And just for the record, Stephen Rufus thinks that Jet Li would win. I also agree if Chuck Norris is five foot tall, Jet Li would kick his ass.

Jerk:

gently tall.

Bitch:

Also, what the fuck happened to Jet Li?

Jerk:

I don't know.

Bitch:

And Chuck Norris is alive?

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Okay, his water, it was like, I buy his water, but I know he's alive.

Jerk:

He's alive.

Bitch:

Yeah,

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You

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okay.

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buy

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Anyway,

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his

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so

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you buy his water.

Bitch:

I have before,

Jerk:

Is it round kick or thirst?

Bitch:

it does. It round kicks my thirst into its place.

Jerk:

or roundhouse kicks, whatever, you know what I meant. Anyway, so Bobby goes to get a beers in the kitchen. And as he's walking to the kitchen, the kitchen's a little different because his mom is there telling him to get washed up because dad will be mad.

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And this is the first time we ever see Bobby's

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Bobby's

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mom.

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mom. It is.

Bitch:

So we know we're getting a lot of backstory on Bobby here. We've never gone this far deep into Bobby.

Jerk:

So he closes the doors to the kitchen and then now he's back with Rufus working a case. And he's begging Rufus still to help him because he's like, I'm in a coma. I need your fucking help. And Rufus just won't listen. And it's too busy about to too busy busting up Crips.

Bitch:

I love this ghost story though. So the ghost story is that the girl got left at the altar, then she committed suicide, then she gets buried in the church, and now she's going after men who break girls' hearts.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Hot, I love it. I love this for her.

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I

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You do this.

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also appreciate Rufus's earring.

Bitch:

So Stephen said that he loved it because he wears two earrings in his normal life.

Jerk:

Boom.

Bitch:

So this is one of his, he was like, I got to wear one of my earrings.

Jerk:

That's cool.

Bitch:

Yeah, isn't that fun?

Jerk:

And we finally get a scene back in the hospital in the real world. So now we know what's happening in real time is Bobby's being frantically wheeled in on a stretcher in the ER and Sam Dean are running along and get kicked out of the room so they can stabilize, so the doctors can stabilize him.

Bitch:

And apparently a lot of those people were actual medical personnel.

Jerk:

Really interesting. So back in the crypt, Rufus gets this coffin open.

Bitch:

See you.

Jerk:

You like that back in the crypt? And Bobby is like, fuck this, I'm out. You're not helping me. But as soon as he turns around, we have our ghost. And she calls Bobby a heartbreaker, grabs his gun

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I'm not

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out

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a

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of his

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bug,

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hand,

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so...

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grabs his gun out of his hand and shoves her hand into his fucking chest. and she's squeezing his heart and he is suffering, which translates into the real world where we get shots of Bobby crashing in the ER trauma center, whatever the fuck it is. But right, luckily Rufus comes around and hits the ghost and makes it poof away for a second. But then Rufus gets thrown and now he's bleeding from the head and it's not very helpful. So, but luckily Bobby torches the corpse, like you do. So, but because of this, because the ghost was no longer squeezing Bobby's heart. Now in the real world, he stabilized, but he is unconscious and hooked up to a lot of machinery.

Bitch:

Yep, and they're still back and forth happening.

Jerk:

a lot of back and forth. But basically, this is the job that Rufus almost got almost died on before. And this is the scene where we're just really it's a wait and see in the real world for Bobby's stability. And then all of a sudden, Bobby's outside and sees the stupid kid again, and tries to call to him. But the kid just stares at him. And then we all then a nurse wheels Rufus out, we were outside of a hospital, it ends up

Bitch:

Peace out!

Jerk:

He's alive. So Rufus is back and gives the nurses phone number because Rufus is a playa. Just kidding. Let's get

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

them.

Bitch:

and Stephen said that this was like a really happy episode for him because he really wanted to be brought back. And so he was just like, haha, even though he was like, I'm dead. And like, but now, like he was like, this is like the start of the campaign to bring Rufus back. He's just a delightful person. And him

Jerk:

Uh...

Bitch:

and Jim Beaver talking to each other, like it just like it was like, like watching this with somebody with like a sweater wrapped around you and just being like, it's OK, you can make it through this.

Jerk:

Yeah. Well, Bobby starts picking Rufus's brain and finally Rufus really finds, kind of grasps that he's inside Bobby's head and Bobby needs his help to figure out how to get the fuck out of this situation, out of his own head. And so Rufus gives him the tips about like, hey, yeah, I was in a coma and I almost crossed over, but yeah, she's got to go through doorway after doorway. And every doorway is another chapter, the good, bad and the bloody, as he says. And you have to go real fucking deep, not real old, but to the shit that the shit

Bitch:

Deep.

Jerk:

you don't want to think about.

Bitch:

you.

Jerk:

You got to go the stuff that you bury, the stuff that you don't want to think about so badly that you bury it and shove other crap over it. It's

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

worst

Bitch:

this stuff that

Jerk:

memory.

Bitch:

like if you do like catamine, you're supposed to think about like

Jerk:

Oh, gross. But basically the.

Bitch:

It's a psychiatric treatment that's

Jerk:

As in.

Bitch:

popular now that is apparently working. Anyways, so we'll talk about that later. So,

Jerk:

But basically

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

the way the way out is through your worst memory is the long and short of it and so Bobby's like great. I got to get these numbers to Sam and Dean no matter what and So I need your help to do this and so Bobby's got to figure out what his worst memory is

Bitch:

And like as the ground is shaking like he tells Rubicides needs his partner

Jerk:

Oh, and Rufus asks a very pointed question. Why did that ghost call you a heartbreaker? I thought you were kind of a family guy. So now we're back in the upstairs bedroom at Bobby's house and there's a broken wine glass on the floor. And Karen tells Bobby that she hates him.

Bitch:

Yeah, this ain't good. This is awkward. They're

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

a very

Bitch:

watching

Jerk:

upsetting

Bitch:

this.

Jerk:

scene. I don't either. But long story short is, cause I'm not going to, I guess it's just sad.

Bitch:

TLDR.

Jerk:

As she's mad and says their entire life and marriage is a lie because she thought they were going to have a family. And now he says that he doesn't want to have kids. Um, and why didn't he tell her that sooner than because he, he had told her that everything you break everything you touch. And then she steps in the broken glass.

Bitch:

out as someone who has chronic has been having a lot of foot pain lately. I feel you Karen way that sucks. I'm so sorry you stepped on the glass. What and yeah also fuck you Bobby if you guys talked about it before you told her before you got married that you're gonna have kids. And then all of a sudden now you're like I don't want to have kids. But also like people change and grow Karen like you know, people like sometimes we want things and then we want different things you know like that part of relationships.

Jerk:

Just

Bitch:

And now

Jerk:

looks

Bitch:

it's

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

your

Jerk:

a bad

Bitch:

time.

Jerk:

communication.

Bitch:

Yeah, now it's time for you to sit down and go, what did we do with this information, right? Like how do, do we wanna stay together? Can we separate? Like, what did we do? Like you don't have to go to this dark place, Karen. You don't.

Jerk:

Well...

Bitch:

But now Bobby is like, I'm going into the light, bye.

Jerk:

Yeah, he's so Bobby's out. And but he tells he said that he never stopped being sorry. And Rufus is just confused. He's like, I always thought you wanted kids like the fuck and find out that Karen got possessed three days after this argument took place. So they never really got to like a full reconciliation, which it's

Bitch:

Dirk.

Jerk:

And Bobby shares that fight was the biggest regret of his life. He said, you'd think it was when I had to stab her to death, but then I was thinking about that even then I was only thinking about how he never got past this.

Bitch:

Yeah, no, it's fucking depressing. All right, fine, whatever, go into the lake.

Jerk:

but now it's somewhere around: 1989

Bitch:

Yep, and Bobby is an eternal neck and should never ever be in that again. Um,

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

but Bobby tells Rufus that, you know, his dad was a mean drunk and he didn't want to end up like him.

Jerk:

Yeah, so he didn't want to have kids because he didn't, he was too scared of being like his dad. That's why he didn't want it. So we go through another door and we see mom, we're back in the kitchen. Mom's serving dad dinner and the kid. So now the creepy kid from earlier. Oh shit. It's not just a creepy kid. That's little Bobby. He runs in and,

Bitch:

You're still a creepy

Jerk:

uh,

Bitch:

kid.

Jerk:

he is still a creepy kid and dad is obviously drunk and is very mean. And, uh, when. little kid Bobby knocks a glass of milk onto the floor and shatters the exact same thing we saw at the church. Dad tells him, you break everything you touch. So that now we know where Bobby got that in his head where he told Karen that, which

Bitch:

And it's

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

painful.

Jerk:

sad.

Bitch:

It is painful. It is gut punching painful.

Jerk:

Because

Bitch:

I hate

Jerk:

he

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

tells you that's something that he just carried and that's just awful.

Bitch:

And then what's even worse though is like as shitty as all of this is like Bobby's like this is just a Tuesday. This

Jerk:

He's

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

like, this is

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

just a Tuesday dad throws his plate on the floor to just and takes, you know, takes a swig of his liquor while mom's trying to clean things up and Bobby's just like shrugging it off and walks out. He's like, yeah, I'm going to stop the Reaper. This is just a normal night. This isn't really my trauma that I need to worry about.

Bitch:

That's so sad that this is not your trauma.

Jerk:

Or is it?

Bitch:

I don't know. Fuck it. I hate it. Okay. So next we go to the doctor telling the boys things that seem positive-ish. They're just

Jerk:

Ish.

Bitch:

like, they're just like, you know, like there's some positive things. We don't know. We just have to hold on.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. And then there's this other guy kind of lingering about, and he's the organ donation guy, and Dean is not the person that he needs to be talking to. At all.

Bitch:

No, Dean just loses his shit, and you just don't.

Jerk:

I mean, I kind of get like that's a...

Bitch:

I get it, it's a touchy subject, but also like...

Jerk:

I get it too though, there's a timeline on these things, it's just a oof, it just seems so morbid and not, it seems very

Bitch:

Ah!

Jerk:

unoptimistic at that time, it's hard. But either way, so Dean's pissed, punches the fuck out of a sign instead of the guy's head luckily, which

Bitch:

That's

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

good.

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

close. And then storms outside where he sees a black town car and good old Dick Roman is sitting in the town car grinning at him.

Bitch:

Let's

Jerk:

Which is probably

Bitch:

just...

Jerk:

not the right thing.

Bitch:

Let's mess up, Dick. It's a

Jerk:

He's

Bitch:

dick

Jerk:

a

Bitch:

move,

Jerk:

dick.

Bitch:

Dick.

Jerk:

It's a dick move. And all these people kind of start gathering around with their cameras, though, once they realize Dick Roman's in the car, because he's good. Dean is not being quiet about this and starts

Bitch:

No.

Jerk:

yelling at him and telling him like, you know, yeah, come at me, bro. And and Dick Roman laughs at him. And Dean's calling out like all these people are filming. Come on, let's do it. You know, and Dean calls him out when he's laughing. He says, you're only laughing because you're scared or you're stupid. And Dick Roman actually stops laughing. He like, he still kind of sounded like a smirk, but he's like, he actually like gave him pause. Like, okay, Dean, if he struck a nerve.

Bitch:

Well, and this is like the thing like, it is kind of like Winchester's versus Big Bad stuff, right? It's

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like we're the Big Bad at first is, you know, kind of like, ha ha, these are just like stupid human boys.

Jerk:

Stupid humans, yeah.

Bitch:

And then like, there's like, wait, is there something I should actually be concerned about?

Jerk:

Because for some reason they're doing,

Bitch:

Well, and

Jerk:

making

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

a lot

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

happen.

Bitch:

why isn't he, why isn't Dean dead yet, right?

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

exactly.

Bitch:

and this is like such an easy thing, like, you know. So.

Jerk:

So back in Bobby's head, he's in his house and he's looking through his books and he tells Rufus about how you can't really stop the reaper but you can slow him down because Sam and Dean picked up some tricks along the way and he's got a Bible with a giant cutout inside with this really awkwardly large rosary in it.

Bitch:

which apparently was a very big pain in the ass prop to work with. And like the cross kept like getting to like the chain would get tangled up, the cross would get stuck. And like, look at the way that's cut out. Like it's huge. And try to get that out of like that book shape thing. Yeah,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

that was probably, but it's so cool. Good

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

job.

Jerk:

cool. Yeah. And back in the hospital, Dean and Sam have a quick, you know, just a quick exchange. It's honestly not even like that much of one, but other than they know that Dean shares what that guy wanted being an organ, or he didn't even tell about the organ donation guy. He says he was an insurance dude. But he tells Sam that Dick's outside. We find out from the nurse that swelling's down a little and Bobby's breathing on his own. It's a best case scenario. But they can't try to take the bullet out yet. And Sam wants to talk about what to do if Bobby dies and Dean is not going to have that conversation. He's

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

just not.

Bitch:

so I said that this whole scene in like three sentences. All right. The boys few Sam tries to get Dean to face reality. The Bobby might die. Dean doesn't want to face it. Then Sam gives himself a hand job.

Jerk:

He did what?

Bitch:

He gives himself a hand job because he's sitting there like, like holding on to like

Jerk:

with

Bitch:

his like

Jerk:

hands.

Bitch:

Satan hand, like trying to like keep, I guess Satan at bay, right? Cause this whole time too, like you

Jerk:

He

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

keeps

Bitch:

assume

Jerk:

holding his

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

hand, the wound hand.

Bitch:

like every time like Sam does this, that means that Lucifer is there, which

Jerk:

Who?

Bitch:

is like so severe mental shape you're thinking about it. Right. So Sam is like

Jerk:

Interesting.

Bitch:

trying to keep.

Jerk:

You're right, because that's he would always hold the wound. And that was how his connection to reality. Whoa.

Bitch:

because Sam's brain is still fucked

Jerk:

Product,

Bitch:

up.

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

This has not been fixed.

Jerk:

No, no, he's just living with it.

Bitch:

He's just living with it. So like this is like extra super like human power Sam because he is keeping his shit together while his father figure is dying and trying to keep his brother in check while Lucifer is like doing something.

Jerk:

It's really dark. It got

Bitch:

Right?

Jerk:

dark. How did this get darker? How did they make it darker? Oh my God. Huh.

Bitch:

I'm an attacker, but

Jerk:

Well, I know, but so, all right. So

Bitch:

it's what

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

I do.

Jerk:

Well, Bobby and Rufus are in Bobby's living room, making this shit to slow down the reaper and, uh, but Bobby still needs to make ingredients. And now he's like walking through the house and he's noticing things are missing. And he's also like, getting a weird, he walks in on another memory where he sees himself talking on the phone to John and John's being a dick. And then he gets a jar of red liquid out of the fridge and paints a sigil on the floor. Like that's.

Bitch:

Yeah, well, what's funny is, you know, like, so like, I'm just like, you know, but young Bobby's on the phone with the world's shittiest father who wanted Dean to be shooting a rifle and not playing catch because he sucks and he's Bobby's painting a sigil on the floor. Uh, but Jim Beaver, like the commentary is going was like, don't you keep blood in your fridge and like, and then Steven Williams is like, you never know. No, Soratio is going to come over. Which made this

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

much better.

Jerk:

yeah. Well, they do trap the Reaper and he's like, uh, yeah, it's the first time someone's pulled something like this on him while unconscious. So he's kind of impressed. But also he's like, I'm trying to help. Death's not going to stop. I'm you're going to get pinned. You're going to get stuck here if you don't come with me. So basically, Bobby's going to be stuck as like a weird ghost in his own head for eternity if he doesn't go with the Reaper. Is that is that what I'm gathering? Kind of.

Bitch:

I mean, we'll circle back to that.

Jerk:

Okay, well, things are getting he explained the Reaper explains that the reason the things have been going like when the scenery went black in the background or like a drawer was empty or things disappearing, that that's his the bullet killing his brain, his brain cells dying and killing off memories basically. And we see like the titles on all the books on the shelves all disappear, which is very stressful, by the way. And faces and photos disappearing. It's actually this is like where it gets like real like This whole thing is heavy and hard, but I think this is where it really takes the turn, where it's like, oh shit, like it kind of takes the wind out of you a little bit. This scene is for me, at least is what happened.

Bitch:

Yeah, and so really what's what Rufus is worrying about is that, you know, this is how you become a ghost. Is if you know, you're not going with your Reaper, you're not doing what you're saying, but it's also feels different for Bobby than it does with the other times we've had

Jerk:

Yeah, it's weird.

Bitch:

the Reaper like, you

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

know, we had.

Jerk:

the Reaper's in his head, so that's what's weird about it too.

Bitch:

Well, yeah, I mean, it's different, like, you know, when we had like Tess and that creepy child.

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

And, you know, that was in like an alternative dimension, right? And so

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

that was basically like the Reaper and them like living on like this different plane. And

Jerk:

Bam

Bitch:

here this sort of happening, but it's Bobby's head. So,

Jerk:

Yeah...

Bitch:

I don't know, never going into the multiverse type shit. Whatever. So, but the lesson is, is like if you don't watch Bernie Miller, you don't die. That's what it says in my notes. So, okay. So we

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

get through.

Jerk:

because he's like, because the Reaper tells Bobby that he made a difference. You helped in the world. You have were handed you had it. We were handed an unremarkable life and you made something of it, but you've done a fucking enough and you need to come with me and let it go now. But Bobby's like, nope, I got to see my boys only way out is through and little kid Bobby shows up again. So creepy kid Bobby.

Bitch:

Yeah, so we go back to young Bobby and then there's drunk dad and then they fight and but then older Bobby stands up to his dad and this is very like Like for me right now and I'm just like no like and there's like all the emotions and shit And so then he tells him that he adopted two boys and they grew up great and they grew up heroes

Jerk:

Yeah, so you can go to hell.

Bitch:

So, so emotional. And we go back from that to the hospital.

Jerk:

And the nurse is telling them that there's, since Bobby is showing signs of responsiveness, they're gonna take him up to surgery, so they need to go visit him now. And we cut back to this awful kitchen scene where Bobby's mom is crying, dad's pissed, and young little kid Bobby shows up with a rifle.

Bitch:

Nope, don't like this at all. Nope, hate it, hate it a lot. I hate it so much. I hate this for

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

Bobby.

Jerk:

dad laughs at him and grabs mom by her hair. And dad's like, you're not gonna do anything with that. Oh, little kid Bobby shoots dad in the fucking head. Oh!

Bitch:

Yeah, okay. And it's really awful. And in order to cut the all the dark depressing things that means for Bobby, Stephen Williams said that looks like he is that you know, like most of the characters in the show are homicidal maniacs. And Jim Beaver replied with Well, we draw from life.

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

Okay, so I'm cutting through that cutting through the what just happened.

Jerk:

this is awful. Yes. No, I appreciate that. There's only two things I do want to bring out of it. That would kind of one. This is where mom tells him that God is going to punish you. And so that's where that quote came from. So and then Bobby is able to tell a little kid self that you did what you had to do. People almost never say thank you. Now go bury him behind the woodshed. What? What the fuck? So Bobby

Bitch:

This is, this

Jerk:

killed

Bitch:

is, this

Jerk:

and

Bitch:

is,

Jerk:

buried his own dad.

Bitch:

Bobby, that's what I was cutting through, Bobby killed and buried his own father. Is that not the darkest shit ever? Like.

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

Because

Jerk:

do like,

Bitch:

it's, yeah, no.

Jerk:

the Reaper shows up with another smart narcy comment though.

Bitch:

I do enjoy this comment, this is really great.

Jerk:

The only genetic case of a bullet in the brain.

Bitch:

It's very clever. That is fucking clever. Way

Jerk:

It

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

go,

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

Sarah.

Jerk:

clever.

Bitch:

I'm assuming Sarah

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

Gamble, you writer.

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

Way to go in that.

Jerk:

and you'll know like if you want to get more but it looks like approximately where the bullet hole is, it's very similar.

Bitch:

Right? Yeah,

Jerk:

It was,

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

it's all very

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

pro-one-ing.

Jerk:

slightly offset, like left, what would be your left eye, slightly above left eye, like it's wild, yeah. Well thought out, I say, it's not like a, like it's a surprise, obviously somebody wrote it, but. So back in the hospital, Sam and Dean are with Bobby. And...

Bitch:

Yeah, so also Bobby has gone through the bright light again, right?

Jerk:

again

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

a bright

Bitch:

we have

Jerk:

light again.

Bitch:

this happening again. And, um, so once again, I learned that we've discussed this in other episodes that Jared Padalecki likes to fuck with Jim Bieber's toes and was twisting his toes as he was on this hospital.

Jerk:

ill.

Bitch:

And he said in the scene before this, he almost broke his big toe off. Well, cause he's trying to make him break as like,

Jerk:

Uhhhhhh...

Bitch:

you know, as an actor, as he's like doing like, especially Bobby's trying for 10 years in a coma.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And so Patilaki is down there and being like, ha ha.

Jerk:

This little piggy went to market. So they're, they're trying to talk. They're kind of talking to him, kind of not. He's still in a coma. And then Bobby wakes up, pulls off his oxygen mask and Dean's like, don't even try to talk cause he's struggling and gets him a pen. And Bobby writes in a Sharpie on Sam's hand, the number. And, uh, he's just breathing real heavy. And then he calls them, it gets like he does. And then he smiles. And then he fucking dies. Are you shitting me?

Bitch:

I told you it was bad.

Jerk:

So we cut back to Bobby in the kitchen getting the beers from the fridge and the Reaper's there and compliments him on waking up. And explains that this house is his last Island. Everything's gone. It's your last chance to move on. You got to let it go and says they'll be okay without you. And

Bitch:

Bye.

Jerk:

Bobby asks if this is last memory, huh? Glad I saved the best for last. I'm gonna cry talking about it. And it's back to the scene with Sam and Dean bickering over the movies about Chuck Norris and Jet Li and eating popcorn and talking about snacks. Then Bobby just watches them argue and as they fade away.

Bitch:

Yep.

Jerk:

That's it. It ends.

Bitch:

It ends, it ends. I think one important thing though, I know in this I end up being Team Sam because Dean wants to know within those snacks if they got licorice. And Sam is like, no, we didn't get licorice. We got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting. And that

Jerk:

Well...

Bitch:

licorice tastes like it's made of dirt. And I agree, except I think that licorice tastes like ass mixed with something, I don't know.

Jerk:

I think it's weird that you talk about licorice as a traditional movie snack. Like Twizzlers

Bitch:

Twizzlers

Jerk:

traditional movie

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

snack.

Bitch:

what I meant, red vine Twizzlers, which do not taste like licorice. These taste

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

like something else.

Jerk:

And they are like, I know they call them a licorice, but everybody knows they're not really licorice.

Bitch:

They're not licorice, because if they're real licorice, I'd be vomiting. No, it's just fucking red sugar. But anyways, so Jim Beaver said, like, it's as horrible as this was before we get to casting couch. Like one of the things he said in the commentary was just said, you know, this episode was a real honor to get to do. Character actors don't often get a banquet like this to feast on. So, I mean, this is like Emmy award-winning type. shit right

Jerk:

Yeah, it's

Bitch:

and

Jerk:

excellent.

Bitch:

it's accidentally written accidentally acted accidentally directed that I'm just saying accidentally wrong but you know it was anyways let's we'll get back to that let's get to casting coach

Jerk:

Okay, so casting couch, our Reaper is played by Henry Lubati. He's been in single episodes of shows like X-Files, Angel, 24, House, CSI, Bones. He was in a couple episodes of Grimm, Once Upon a Time and The Oroville. He was Vlad in one of the Big Mama movies and played Nigel Beckford in True Blood. That's a reoccurring character. Then

Bitch:

Nigel.

Jerk:

our

Bitch:

No, Nigel was, oh my God, I forgot Nigel was bad. Nigel was, remember Jessica?

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

Like he was the one that, no, it wasn't Jessica. He wasn't like, wasn't he the French vampire that had like someone tied up as like in the,

Jerk:

Remember.

Bitch:

I don't know, I think it was bad. I'll have to look at it.

Jerk:

And then Ed Singer, that was played by Edward Foy. He was in a couple of episodes of Fringe, a couple of episodes of Once Upon a Time and of Charmed. Not a huge casting character. I thought it was interesting because it seemed that was I know he wasn't in a lot, but it seemed like a decent actor and he looked familiar. But surprised. Mom, which is what they called her, was played by Chella Horsdale. And she has quite the repertoire that she thinks she's been in. single episode of Smallville, but she was an assistant DA in the exorcism of Emily Rose. She was a minivan mom in X-Men The Last Stand. She's a handful of episodes of Stargate SG-1. She was Darcy in Alien vs. Predator Requiem. She was regular character on Star Trek Discovery and Firefly Lane. She played Dr. Shelley. Sussman in the movie Noelle, the Christmas movie. She was an ongoing character, not regular, ongoing character named Sally in The L Word, who was also a psychic. She was Irina in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. She was Demogirl, so a smaller role, but in Cabin in the Woods. She was Kate, as a reoccurring character in Arrow. And she was Maggie, which was a regular character in the TV show Hell on Wheels.

Bitch:

Very cool. And just was a phenomenal actress. Like

Jerk:

Ciao.

Bitch:

she did was just, she was amazing. So this episode again, just some other things to the commentary, I thought they pointed out it was really good. So the things they brought up was that, you know, Beaver brought up, you know, that Rufus was Bobby's mentor, right? That the one who kind of taught him like how to hunt. And so Beaver thinks that, you know, thought it was really fitting that he was the one who he turned to for help.

Jerk:

Yeah, makes sense.

Bitch:

So I do enjoy like really I love Bobby and Rupes together. I just like anytime I get to see even for this as dark as it was like that thing is a happy emotion spark like that duo together. It was really great.

Jerk:

Yeah, I agree.

Bitch:

Also, Jimmy Mercer at the end of this shoot, he was just so very dreamed after like having to go through all this dark stuff,

Jerk:

I'm sure.

Bitch:

which is just like, I mean, this is like some serious actor draws.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

But he also said that it was one of Jared and Jensen's favorite episodes because of all the days ahead off.

Jerk:

Hmm, hmm.

Bitch:

But so just honestly, if you get a chance, like you'll find the DVDs, like find that stuff, like you'll watch the commentary. And like it was just, you know, like I said, like it cut through like for someone who has seen this many times before. I did not want to watch this. Like my dad

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

died this year. I didn't want to watch another like father like.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

This is like, and they, there's so much about this thing. They brought out that, like, one of the things that the Bieber points out that he thought was great was like how the emphasis on, you know, like I adopted these boys. Like,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

even if it was a, like a name, like, these are my kids, these are my boys. And

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

like to really, and to watch the scenes in the hospital of them, like, oh, okay.

Jerk:

Woof, yeah, I know.

Bitch:

Yeah, it was, you know, it was a very emotional, very like, yeah, it's an amazing episode that I never want to watch again.

Jerk:

I agree. Agreed.

Bitch:

Ah, so next week's episode, I think we'll it's we'll get some relief. It's not you obviously we got to deal with the aftermath of it. So it's not going to be peaches and creams, but it's not going to be this.

Jerk:

No, it's

Bitch:

Do

Jerk:

only

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

going

Bitch:

hate

Jerk:

to be part

Bitch:

you?

Jerk:

way. It's not we're not like we

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

have

Bitch:

can

Jerk:

passed

Bitch:

swim.

Jerk:

the bounds of Bumbersville

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

right

Bitch:

can

Jerk:

now.

Bitch:

swim through to the other

Jerk:

OK.

Bitch:

side, Diana. You're not you're not going to drown in sad.

Jerk:

That's good. I appreciate that.

Bitch:

So anything else you want to say about this episode?

Jerk:

Nothing.

Bitch:

You're like, no, I'm

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

done with it.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

All right, well, with that, cheers jerk.

Jerk:

Cheers, bitch.