7:08 It's Time For A Wedding
Omg Becky Rosen. you didn't! Such a bad girl! It's Supernatural Season 7, Episode 8 it's time for a wedding! Find out all the truth about Spanish Fly you never wanted to know.
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Jerk:
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana and I said that really fast.
Bitch:
No, I think your pace is fine. I'm Liz. How's it going?
Jerk:
Okay. It's all right. All right.
Bitch:
Maybe somebody,
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
so like I occasionally listen to podcasts on one and a half speed. So maybe someone's
Jerk:
uh
Bitch:
just like, you made someone like look at their whatever.
Jerk:
Check their
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Yeah.
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speed real fast.
Bitch:
I can't say look at their tape recorder or their headphones, but you know, they looked at their watch,
Jerk:
Their watch
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their phone.
Jerk:
or device, yeah. How are you this week?
Bitch:
I think I'm doing well. We're getting close. The Halloween stuff is out in stores and I think that's just sort of like they're trying to get the general populace just to be like maybe you won't be dying of a heat stroke soon. I think
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
I feel like that happens every year this time. I will say I did go to Costco and they already have Christmas shit out. They already started moving the Halloween stuff out. It's barely any. I was actually really amused.
Bitch:
Well, the
Jerk:
But.
Bitch:
HEB that I went to Zeta Art Main grocery store here, like one of them had some really good Halloween stuff, but then I could see they didn't have like their school stuff finished yet. And I'm like, it's September 4th. When the fuck does school start? Like
Jerk:
It's it's been started everywhere.
Bitch:
I
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Everybody's
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was like,
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back in
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should
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school already
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like
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in
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why?
Jerk:
tech in Texas, at least they're back in school by now.
Bitch:
maybe they were taking them down. I
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That
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was
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must
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like,
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be it, yeah.
Bitch:
I was like, what the fuck? Like, shouldn't these kids like be in school already? And I don't know
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
why we'll discuss what my high pitched voice, but I don't know why that was so high pitched. But
Jerk:
Sorry, it happens.
Bitch:
so, yeah, there's been, you know, still trying to avoid the outside went into Winton saw a bit of a show at a venue in San Antonio. I've never been to before. I'm sure it's been there forever. I just don't. go out and, but it's in called like the Boeing tech center. So it's like over like where they originally they wanted to make it like cyber port, San Antonio or some crap like that. I know they were trying to lure a bunch of like cyber businesses. Not saying,
Jerk:
Huh.
Bitch:
um,
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How,
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but
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how
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so,
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is the show?
Bitch:
so I missed, like I wanted, I went to the show to see to end temple who has a new album coming out. I don't know, is it God is Dead or something? I don't know, something, something blah, blah. But I'm sure it's gonna be amazing. But I missed like half of their set because I got taken on a wild ride through San Antonio. But you know, I made it there, so at least half of them. And it was really nice to always see like. I like seeing them at solo where they're headlining because you have their fans there, but I
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
also enjoy seeing them at places like this where maybe people don't know who the fuck they are
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watching
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and
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people discover them.
Bitch:
they're watching people discover them and being like, what the fuck is this? And this is my new favorite thing that has ever happened. Right. So
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So.
Bitch:
there is a bunch of that, which went temple. Then behemoth went on and they were just theatrical and fun. Uh, there was goats and stuff and it was just, you know, it was great. And then Dan's actually showed up. So
Jerk:
Day!
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he canceled, I know he at least canceled the Houston show. He played Dallas.
Jerk:
Hey,
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He
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bye
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played
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Dallas.
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San Antonio. I think he canceled another one. I think, I think this
Jerk:
Interesting.
Bitch:
like, whatever. So just basically, you know, I'm working on, this is how like you. maneuver in and out through crowds so nobody notices you but you still get to watch the band and enjoy it. But I was like on the outside of a crowd and of course like super tall magnet dudes were just like popping in front of me and then a guy was just like, ha that's so great and then like I'll just hear you to switch places with me and I'm like that won't matter. Like we'll just switch places and then the guy will just move over there. That's just how short people at a concert. show works, but I texted Diana that was very happy to be in San Antonio. Everybody is short. And so it's really, it is to like, if you're, I was
Jerk:
Comparatively
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like,
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speaking, yeah.
Bitch:
comparatively speaking, and it's, you know, if you're a short person, really it's a lot of it is about physics, like how you can actually see the stage the best. Because if you, you see about like if you're in a movie theater and you're too close to something and you're down low, like you're not going to be able to see anything. So you kind of have to like position yourself on like an angle and then far enough back that you can, but you see, you can still be close, but you just have to be kind of angled out and you can do it. So that like, then he like tried to like explain to me like where I should go. And then he dance explained to me, which I thought was fantastic.
Jerk:
told me about that.
Bitch:
Yeah. He wanted
Jerk:
Dan's
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to know how
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explained.
Bitch:
he dand
Jerk:
That's amazing.
Bitch:
yeah, cause I was seeing Dan's like, and say he wanted to know how many times I've seen Dan's like, and I'm like, I don't. Like I honestly have no fucking idea because I don't care. And it was just
Jerk:
Like I
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like,
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didn't count because
Bitch:
I did,
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it's
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I haven't
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not
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counted.
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a priority.
Bitch:
And I was just like, have I seen Danes? Like, I don't know. And he's seen Danes like 15 times. He's signed a poster of his once. That was awesome. It was a cool, cool. I'm going to keep my stories about how much more awesome I am than you are to myself. And, and then he was like, Oh, I'm going to go with Lacey. I had to go see my friends. I'll be back. I'm like, cool. You do that. then I disappeared and went into the bathroom. And then once again, in the bathroom, this is also the other reason I shouldn't go out in public, just my superpower of people just telling
Jerk:
telling
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me shit.
Jerk:
you things, telling you everything.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
It's crazy.
Bitch:
and so this girl who I've kind of, I made some comment too about us competing against the other side, because the bathrooms, there was lines and... I don't know why I said that thing. It was stupid, but I just said something stupid about the lines. Cause sometimes you're in a bathroom and
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
you're
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you just
Bitch:
like,
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say something.
Bitch:
there's
Jerk:
That's fine.
Bitch:
awkward silence. And you're like, Oh, you mean I contacted like stupid line shit. And she's just like, what? So like, whatever. I don't look, so I go to the bathroom. I'm like washing my hands. And then she comes out and she's got a dress that you would probably like, and it's black and they had French from, you know, like wrists to basically floor. But
Jerk:
Oh god
Bitch:
she just proceeded.
Jerk:
that sounds messy.
Bitch:
Yeah, so basically it's like a tunic, right? Or think of like a calf can, if the calf can was like French on the way down, I guess. So you could do
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
like, it could become like wings or it could be just, you know, like, anyways, as apparently that got in the toilet a lot. But
Jerk:
Ew.
Bitch:
like, why are you telling me this? I don't need to know. We didn't bond over the
Jerk:
I don't need to
Bitch:
stupid.
Jerk:
know about your toilet water fringe.
Bitch:
but she had to tell somebody and somebody had to be told was me. So I think that's just going to be like my cult. So it's going to be like Catholic confession where like I'm just healing people like
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by
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lately.
Jerk:
hearing their things.
Bitch:
You just like come up and like you say whatever random shit apparently is on your mind and just like because apparently I look like I'm okay with it.
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
Like
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something.
Bitch:
she doesn't look like she'll be irritated. She'll be fine.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
I guess that's
Jerk:
lucky
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my superpower.
Jerk:
you,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
lucky you. I mean, there would be benefits to that. I think, you know, as a cult leader, you could leverage a lot of information.
Bitch:
Yeah, I need somebody in the back recording all of that shit. So like,
Jerk:
Hold on.
Bitch:
then I, then I have collateral. I know how cults work.
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
What about you?
Jerk:
a much more exciting outing than mine. So I think, you know, my excitement was work and then I went into the bar. Like I don't know, I haven't been out much lately. I've been very busy and when I have gone out, like, I don't know, we hang out by the pool with some friends and went over to Charlie's Star Lounge and all that kind of stuff. Nothing too crazy in our world because we're counting down for a lot of very busy times in our world. So, counting
Bitch:
So.
Jerk:
down to our car show is the big thing on September 23rd in Debellum. The Invasion Car Show. InvasionCarsShow.com.
Bitch:
Diana again, this show is not a discipline for your car show. She's like, whatever, it's whatever Diana's. Cool, so Diana's living her normal busy life, which is awesome. She's just like, I'm not seven times awesome this week. So.
Jerk:
I just haven't like we've I'm trying to think I haven't been to any shows in a minute, which I'm okay with. I needed kind of like not that I needed a break
Bitch:
You were going to
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from
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say,
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music,
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look,
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but
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after you
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a
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see
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lot
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it
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of
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like.
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them were work adjacent and I needed some not work adjacent like hangouts and drinks
Bitch:
Like,
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in my.
Bitch:
if you also if you see too many bands in a row, I just think you don't appreciate it as much.
Jerk:
Yeah, yes and no, but yeah.
Bitch:
I don't know. That's just my theory.
Jerk:
So I don't know. I love live music. I know you do too. I just, I do it a lot because it's my livelihood. And sometimes I'm just, it's
Bitch:
I love live music,
Jerk:
my different.
Bitch:
one, but I do think that if you see too many things in a row, it gets repetitive. And also then like everybody, one, like sometimes you get kind of, at least I do, I get kind of jaded.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And I'm just like, whatever. Oh, no, I'm am I seeing this amazing thing again? Oh, you know, like that, because you just saw that amazing thing last week. So if you space out the times between it, then it's kind of better because then
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I
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it's
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can
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not
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see
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just
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that.
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like, You
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I
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know.
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can see that. I can see that take.
Bitch:
I also just like don't like if I could just watch the band that would be great. It's the, I don't want to have to make the small talk with the 50,000 people.
Jerk:
See, I
Bitch:
Well,
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like
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I'm
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seeing
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watching
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people.
Bitch:
the band.
Jerk:
It's different, I like seeing people out and about. Yeah.
Bitch:
Yeah, I don't want to talk to people.
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
Uh, so speaking of talking to people or talking about people, I don't know,
Jerk:
I don't
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somehow
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know.
Bitch:
making this transition. So we're talking about season seven time for a wedding. So season seven, episode eight, there was a, I knew there was a word that was missing in there. So the idea is similar to how in season four is episode 19, they did jump the shark, you know?
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Um, so your TV shows like often to be like raised ratings, they have a wedding. So this was, you know, middle of season seven. So time for a wedding.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
We also did a couple of episodes of Midnight Texas, which had such promise,
Jerk:
Ah,
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such
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I love
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promise.
Jerk:
that show so
Bitch:
Yep,
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much.
Bitch:
Teen Wolf, and it is older credits, just find if we can pull some things out of there, because he was a producer on the Joan Rivers show
Jerk:
Oh wow.
Bitch:
on, yeah, on Son of the Beach, and also MTV's Undressed. Now his first credit in television as an assistant director was for a made for TV movie and was called, and it just, I wanted to read, it's called First Contact, Emmanuel. And it just, I think it sounds like porn. Okay. So the plot summary is, okay, Emmanuel makes first contact with a group of inter-collective travelers to understand human love and sexuality. who better to teach than the most sensual woman in the world and beyond. Like I don't need like none of that actually makes any sense, right? But it's a comedy romance sci-fi and so basically it looks like there's an alien and she's fucking dupes. Right, that's First Contact.
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
And there's like a seven DVD pack you can get of that. So that was one of the things he did. And I don't know what, maybe it was made for like USA Apple Nightly, one of those things.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
I don't,
Jerk:
the late, late night cable.
Bitch:
yeah, I don't know why anybody was thinking on that one, but anyways,
Jerk:
Huh. All right
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
then.
Bitch:
So this was written by one of my favorite partners, Dab and Laughlin. And so we started off with, you know, what's going to happen if this writer strike doesn't end soon, I'm just going to have to start making more Becky Rosen fan fiction because clearly that's what's going to happen in this episode is
Jerk:
Cheers.
Bitch:
it's a Becky Rosen episode.
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It
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It
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is.
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is.
Jerk:
It is. And we open in Las Vegas, Nevada, with Dean at Strip Club.
Bitch:
Yeah, and he's talking to a stripper, a waitress, I don't...
Jerk:
I think she's a waitress and there's a stripper behind her. I think she was a waitress and according to IMDB, she's a waitress.
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
whatever. So they're trying to make this seem less skeevy than it is, but it's just Dean hitting on somebody in a strip club.
Jerk:
Yeah, Dean, Dean trying to get to hang out with the waitress when she gets after her shift anyways. But apparently she's in grad school and calls him out for looking sad. So but he's like, tries to do like that. Well, I'm sad because well, let me give you that story about my friend who has a little brother. Anyways, the long story short here is he trying to get he's talking about how the little brother's going guano, which is I guess their phrase they're using. I think they've used it a few times now. about Sam going back shit.
Bitch:
Being yeah being got shit But I think he's also just whining because he wanted saying to be part Sam to be partying with him
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
in Las Vegas And he's
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Instead of going
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not
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hiking.
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but also I'm like did Sam ever partied with you in Las Vegas Like I
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I don't
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just
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know.
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don't see that happening
Jerk:
It's never really been like implied that it's a thing. So surprise, I guess, that they
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Where
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do this.
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is this like yeah, I never saw this surprise like
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their
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memory
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annual party trip to Vegas
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Yeah, like
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that nobody's
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let's
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ever
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get
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heard of.
Bitch:
Yeah, okay, whatever
Jerk:
Sure. Anyways, but she's like, we all need to face ourselves sometimes. And she's talking about him, not her, not Sam. Aww.
Bitch:
I don't get that.
Jerk:
Introspective,
Bitch:
I don't get this.
Jerk:
introspective moments at the strip club.
Bitch:
I don't get what she's doing. Is she trying to say, you can't hit on me? Is she hitting on him? I don't know what the fuck is happening here.
Jerk:
I don't know. It's silly. But then Sam texts him with an address and tells him to wear his fed suit. So off we go.
Bitch:
So off we go. And we got four blocks away to what is clearly made to look like wedding row. And so this really was wedding row in this hypothetical Las Vegas that they've made. Then Dean was basically out partying in a strip club near Fremont.
Jerk:
Yeah. Correct. So we go to the little white chapel and it is very, very quiet and it light flickers and as we all know in supernatural, if a light flickers, some shit's about to go down. So Dean pulls his gun like you do. But he goes in through the double doors, but Sam's already there opening the doors and says, Oh no, you don't need that. And Sam has a flower on his suit jacket. So we know something is up because this is out of the norm and. goes and puts a flower on Dean's lapel. Because Sam's getting married. What? And we have the all the people there is the organ player, the minister and Sam and Dean and the bride enters and they uncover her face from her very large veil. And it is Becky. Holy shit. We've got Becky Rosen getting married to Sam Winchester.
Bitch:
Spooky!
Jerk:
Becky's back. Oh, M G. And then we get an amazing intro sequence for this episode with a wedding cake. exploding. That was really good. I enjoyed
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And
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it.
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it was actually a real wedding cake that they got. And that apparently was very expensive, but also one, it looked very delicious. Like I told Diana, like I'm having a craving for all
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for
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things sugar. I'm giving myself diabetes.
Jerk:
cakes and cookies.
Bitch:
And like, so I'm just like, oh, look at all that exploding cake. And like, like I would probably put like, okay, so cake explodes. Like how much of that off the floor would you eat?
Jerk:
I mean, the part that didn't touch the floor.
Bitch:
Well, I mean, because you've got to think about it. If it's a big cake, you can probably like salvage a lot of it.
Jerk:
I think you can stop with a lot of that cake.
Bitch:
I was out. Yeah. Okay.
Jerk:
So Dean is very upset that Sam is marrying Becky, which is very reasonable, because it's been four days and nobody's talked to Becky in a minute.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
But he's like, yeah, I know, we met up, we ate food and fell in love or something. It's a very odd story. But either way, it seems like you know the average lifespan of your hookups.
Bitch:
i'm like oh this is how he's trying to reason with him like don't you know that all the women who date you die and i'm like damn that's dark
Jerk:
That's very dark. And Becky's like, oh, I know, don't worry, because I've read all the books. Like, okay, Becky, probably, that's probably not a helpful contribution to this conversation, but whatevs. So Sam's just like, look, something good's happening and I just needed to jump on it. So I've already tested her with salt, holy water and everything, and she's like, yeah, no, I'm not a monster. I'm just the right girl for your brother.
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
Oh, and yeah, so Dean's still trying to reason with Sam as Becky pays for the wedding. And there, Sam and Becky are going to go back to her place in Delaware and Dean can just come join them when he wants to wrap her head around it and be comfortable with them.
Bitch:
Yeah, Becky also asks if she can pay in travelers checks, which we wonder like, are those even still a thing?
Jerk:
I don't know. That's a good question.
Bitch:
Like, I don't even know if you can get them. Like, I don't even know what they are anymore. But also at this time, we learned that Becky is full on banging on her keyboard with the tweets.
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tweet, she's tweeting
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She's
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like a
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just
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tweet
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tweet-tweetling.
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storm. The aka now X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
Bitch:
It's still twitter.com. Whatever,
Jerk:
It's
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Elon.
Jerk:
fine. It's
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Okay.
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
So she tweets.
Jerk:
Yeah. She's
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her first official tweet
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not it.
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as Mrs. Becky Rosen-Winchester.
Jerk:
Rosen Winchester.
Bitch:
Just interesting that she chose Rosen slash Winchester and not Winchester slash Rosa, I don't know, Becky. Yeah, so they exit the chapel and Dean's just like, what the fuck is happening?
Jerk:
So he calls and leaves Bobby a message and says he's gonna go snoop around Delaware.
Bitch:
And they keep, like this is the first time they leave this like giant clue about Bobby fighting in Vamsnest in Oregon.
Jerk:
Yeah, it's weird.
Bitch:
It's not important like
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No,
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ever,
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it doesn't seem
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but
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important
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except
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at all
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that
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to this
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it
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episode.
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just like, except that it made me then want cheese because I'm always hungry. And I was like, Ooh, the telelic factory is there. They can get cheese. They get some real ice cream. Oh, it's delicious. Oregon.
Jerk:
But instead we go to Uncle Dietz's Alpenhaus German restaurant in Pine Creek, Delaware.
Bitch:
You know that place has pretzels and probably
Jerk:
I know.
Bitch:
beer cheese.
Jerk:
I know. That's why I was like, instead of Tillamook, we can go here and get some
Bitch:
Yeah,
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beer teas.
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we
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Yeah.
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can.
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So
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We eat cheese, for sure. Yeah.
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gn notes that is the class of:Bitch:
Sorry.
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reunion class reunions work. I just thought I'd share that. Like you don't go like days in advance to RSVP in person. There's like a. person
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Hey,
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working a table.
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this was like:Jerk:
2011,
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Let's get, he.
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are you kidding me? Yes. I had already been to my, I had already been to my
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Yes.
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year reunion into:Bitch:
Yeah,
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But.
Bitch:
so the car she's in like once this got just hitched and these really fun like sagging Marla balloons on it. It's like a Toyota. I don't know what the fuck it is. But let's you think she drove from Las Vegas to there.
Jerk:
I think they did. I think they drove. I think she drove. I think that's what happened here.
Bitch:
I want
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That's a
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that.
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long drive.
Bitch:
I want that road trip. Like even
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Las
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with like.
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Vegas to Delaware?
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Sam and Becky, like drugged
Jerk:
Oh god.
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up, drugged up Sam Winchester, roofied his ass up and like,
Jerk:
Oh my god.
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what are they listening to? Like, what is their playlist? Like, oh my God, like I
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Is
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bet
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she listening
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it's all
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to super?
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a.
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Is she listening to supernatural books on tape?
Bitch:
she could be she could be or like amy grant or something like it is
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
oh yeah so i feel kind of torn that we didn't get that yeah
Jerk:
That's that's reasonable. Well, we meet Mean Girl Jocelyn. So we see basically this is your hint at why Becky cares so much about being at the 10 year reunion. She wants to show up and show off at her 10 year reunion. And Mean Girl Jocelyn, who she's trying to check in with, calls her Yaki-Baki, which is and sounds dumb, number one, but also
Bitch:
It doesn't
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it's mean. And
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even, it's not yucky, it's yucky. Like
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Yaki
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you're not,
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is like, what the fuck?
Bitch:
I wanna punch this bitch in the face.
Jerk:
Yeah,
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So
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it's
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yeah.
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awful. But either way, she gets to show off Sam and then tweets about roasting Jocelyn by introducing Sam, which is just a weird word use. But we meet Guy outside. And Guy is Becky's good friend. And they met in the erotic horror section. And...
Bitch:
I'm going to the wrong bookstore where
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
the fuck is the erotic horror section because like I need that.
Jerk:
Oh
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Also when she when guy asked her about Vegas, Becky says it was awesome. And I have found myself on some
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doing
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very
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that.
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serious calls, like serious. serious
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Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
business calls, everything is awesome.
Jerk:
Awesome,
Bitch:
I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry, man. No, no, everything is
Jerk:
awesome.
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
That's hilarious.
Bitch:
awesome, but everything is awesome, but it's not
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
awesome.
Jerk:
it's not awesome, it's awesome. Not awesome. I got you.
Bitch:
God damn you, Becky Rosen. What have you done to me?
Jerk:
Well, Becky Rosen is now getting some sketchy ass vial from Guy's Pocket.
Bitch:
I do appreciate that she's doing the drug
Jerk:
The drug.
Bitch:
hug swap, which I would not know anything
Jerk:
What? I
Bitch:
about.
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
But you
Jerk:
know
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
what you're
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
talking
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
about.
Bitch:
one within some criminal sections where you hug the, but also women do this with tampons or other things that you're
Jerk:
The
Bitch:
just like
Jerk:
handoff, it's a handoff.
Bitch:
the hug hand off so you can't see
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that your friends don't know what sketchy things you're doing.
Jerk:
Yeah, well,
Bitch:
I mean up to
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
this point I kind of let guy.
Jerk:
And she makes some comments about how everybody needs to have a wiccan around and he's
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
agreeable about it.
Bitch:
this is the first part we started on this weekend thing.
Jerk:
That's weird.
Bitch:
And yeah, like and I guess like this is you after the odds the teens but weekends really that's not like, I don't know, it seems so 90s.
Jerk:
That's weird. Either way, so Dean's now in Delaware as well at the restaurant.
Bitch:
Oh, the guy does tell her a lesson B, sweetie. And it's hilarious.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah.
Bitch:
And they would like that on t shirt. Thank you.
Jerk:
Well, he goes to poke around the restaurant and Dean goes to poke around the restaurant and notices a news article about a freak accident where a Lotto winner was killed. And the alarm bells go off because every time we hear freak accident and someone dies, it could be a case. That's what we've learned.
Bitch:
It could be, and conveniently this paper has also included the fact that the victim was the lottery winner, like right there. So thank you paper.
Jerk:
like, isn't that part of the Alanis Morissette song?
Bitch:
It is, it is exactly. I think it is the Alona Suarez set song.
Jerk:
All right, so back at Becky's house, she has made a romantic dinner of a store bought rotisserie chicken and champagne.
Bitch:
Yeah, or it's a Boston Market feast. That
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
that's true. You're right. That
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
could be it.
Bitch:
I couldn't tell. And
Jerk:
That's valid.
Bitch:
then
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
I went.
Jerk:
that I would actually respect them. I mean, I buy the register tickets at the store. It's not a knock. It's just.
Bitch:
Do awesome markets still exist?
Jerk:
I think there are a few, but not like they used to. They sell
Bitch:
Urgh.
Jerk:
Boston Market frozen meals at my grocery store in the freezer section.
Bitch:
Yeah, but also she's in like this pin war, is that how you say that word? The pin?
Jerk:
It's it's a
Bitch:
I spelled
Jerk:
lot. It's
Bitch:
it right.
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
P-E-I-G-N-O-I-O-L-I-G.
Jerk:
a long nightgown.
Bitch:
But yes, it's a very old fashioned like ladies dressing gown, right? Like they're
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
supposed
Jerk:
feels
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
have this.
Jerk:
sexy about it.
Bitch:
Yeah. And there's supposed to be like a sexier gown underneath that. Like, but she kind of just looks like she's in a house dress. And also she's going to get that chicken grease all over. I was like, you can't
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
have that chicken and that. Like,
Jerk:
no.
Bitch:
no, like you're gonna get a grease stain on that and it's not coming
Jerk:
Not
Bitch:
out
Jerk:
coming
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
out. Mm-mm.
Bitch:
ever. You've
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
ruined
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
ruined.
Bitch:
thing.
Jerk:
It's ruined. So.
Bitch:
You're gonna have to take it back to Lane Bryant or the fucking...
Jerk:
Oh my gosh. JCPenney.
Bitch:
You're taking back to Chico's.
Jerk:
I mean, it looks comfortable. Like I would
Bitch:
Oh, it looks,
Jerk:
lounge around the house in it, but I
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
looks,
Jerk:
think
Bitch:
hey,
Jerk:
I would be like, hey, baby. And that.
Bitch:
Mr. Winchester, Mr. Rosen Winchester, come and get my chicken.
Jerk:
All
Bitch:
All
Jerk:
right. Oh my, oh, ugh.
Bitch:
right, we cut from that to somebody hitting, and I was just like, what
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
no,
Bitch:
fuck
Jerk:
first
Bitch:
is, no, right,
Jerk:
we
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
get first we get Sam takes a sip and gets triple vision and then doesn't know why he's at Becky's. So this is our first like, I mean, we're already sus about the this whole thing. Now it's here. OK, something is extra sus because she jumps in this lot, makes out with them and then dumps potion in his glass of champagne and then makes her drink a bunch of makes him drink a bunch of it. So now we know he's drugged or potioned or whatever the fuck. Potioned? I don't
Bitch:
But he's back in love.
Jerk:
know. But he's back in love. So then we go to the baseball diamond.
Bitch:
Okay. And so there is a guy who's hitting balls out of, and I was like, what is this? Is it a ball tosser? Is there a word for this thing?
Jerk:
It's a batting practice machine, I believe.
Bitch:
Sure. Okay. And
Jerk:
I looked it up because I was stressed about it too. I was like,
Bitch:
it also goes up to 11.
Jerk:
what
Bitch:
It
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
fuck is
Bitch:
nice
Jerk:
going on? Of
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
course
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
it does. And there's some creepy dude just watching him, but there's nobody else there. But whoever
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
the one creepy dude watching him that he doesn't seem to notice.
Bitch:
He doesn't. And I would be so creeped out by like nobody else being in the stadium but me. I mean, does sound nice, but also like, you know, somebody's watching you.
Jerk:
But they crank that pitching machine up to 11 and break the bat and then turns the machine with his magic fingers. I don't know. And then starts begging this guy, which looks so painful. And then the ball hits him in the face. There's a lot of blood and he's dead.
Bitch:
They're crazy crazy. We're not gonna eat. We're gonna. Well, I also said they've been
Jerk:
Hey,
Bitch:
dim in the head. Okay. Do you
Jerk:
bang
Bitch:
want us?
Jerk:
them in the head.
Bitch:
We're just taking the word pegging out of this. All right. But like also the lesson here is don't play sports.
Jerk:
Well, Dean's over, just shows up at Becky and Sam's place because he wants to make a peace offering, kind of, but really, you know, he's just there to spy. And he's got a wall fire and put the bow on it and tries to tell Sam that he's being supportive. And he's there because there's a case in town. But guess what? Becky is mumbling in the background and we realized that Becky and Sam are working the case. The neatest murder board that looks like an elementary school teacher made her bulletin board into a murder board.
Bitch:
You can't
Jerk:
And it's
Bitch:
eat
Jerk:
titled
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
Sam and Becky's Investigation.
Bitch:
And it makes me so happy. And I swear to God, my next investigation,
Jerk:
Thanks
Bitch:
I'm going
Jerk:
for watching!
Bitch:
to put everything just exactly like this, because it's great. She
Jerk:
It is
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
nice.
Bitch:
has posters of Supernatural up in her room.
Jerk:
She
Bitch:
And that's
Jerk:
does.
Bitch:
awesome.
Jerk:
Absolutely.
Bitch:
It is awesome.
Jerk:
And Sam's like, yeah, I guess reading all the books about us was very helpful. Oh, so either way. But basically, Dean's like, did you notice that people having their dreams come true in town, then they're dying? There's a connection here. Maybe she's part of this because she fantasized about the married Sam and
Bitch:
Nope, nope,
Jerk:
then she's going
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
to end
Bitch:
real.
Jerk:
up dead. Couldn't, couldn't be a, couldn't be any kind of connection here. Nope. Sam went after her. Sorry. Wrong.
Bitch:
And you're just jelly that I'm moving on. Dammit, Dean.
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
Can't you just let me be loved?
Jerk:
And so Dean calls Bobby again and Bobby is busy with the vampire nest or whatever. So he's going to send another hunter to help Dean out.
Bitch:
Which is nice, that's nice of him.
Jerk:
And then we see the depth of Becky's crazy in her journal.
Bitch:
or devotion. I
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
mean, depending on how you look at it, she's very dedicated.
Jerk:
Let's go with obsession. Is that better?
Bitch:
But she also has multicolored pens and markers because Sam and Becky has been drawn all over this notebook in many different colors and fonts and dots. And I also appreciate whoever in the art department had to do this, but
Jerk:
That's funny.
Bitch:
bravo.
Jerk:
That is true. That
Bitch:
Then
Jerk:
is true.
Bitch:
you had the best day, I think, probably ever. So.
Jerk:
Well, Sam surprises her with a present of press badges. His and hers fake IDs, yay!
Bitch:
And he also gets a marker off her nose after she's
Jerk:
She
Bitch:
she
Jerk:
smears
Bitch:
because she
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
from
Bitch:
smelling
Jerk:
her noob.
Bitch:
she was smelling her marker
Jerk:
Well, he's excited to share that they've got another potential victim, a guy that's leapfrogged from a low-level sales position up to CEO of this insurance company. And while she's reading the newspaper article, Sam is looking at the Cray Journal, as I called it, and told her that it's beautiful.
Bitch:
I just called her a notebook of crazy and that makes it more beautiful. It's just
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
her notebook of crazy.
Jerk:
Well, Dean's gonna go meet the hunter that Bobby sent for him. And I'm pretty fucking excited because I finally, finally get to meet Garth. Very happy.
Bitch:
They have been prepping you for this.
Jerk:
Yeah. So DJ Qualls, obviously, and we'll talk about him later, but is Garth. And so he's a skinny guy drinking a milkshake and Dee is annoyed as to be expected. Um, and they're talking about the same case that Sam and Becky were talking about, the guy that became a CEO. And, but when he hands Garth the newspaper, Garth's responses, first things first and flips to a different section or different, different back in the section further and starts laughing. mentions Marmaduke. So he's reading the comics.
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
But I
Bitch:
gonna
Jerk:
would like to...
Bitch:
do you crazy. You're so crazy.
Jerk:
But... But the comics would not be in the business section and this is
Bitch:
Shut
Jerk:
the business
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
section of the newspaper. That's
Bitch:
Shut
Jerk:
what
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
I would add.
Bitch:
Shut up. Shut
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
up. Ha ha ha.
Jerk:
yeah, I know. So we go to Mutual Freedom Insurance Company
Bitch:
And there's a woman in white being
Jerk:
Whew,
Bitch:
a bitch.
Jerk:
totally just berating the secretary about misspelling her name.
Bitch:
never trust
Jerk:
Now I do kind
Bitch:
a woman
Jerk:
of get
Bitch:
in
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
a white suit never trust a woman in a white suit you just
Jerk:
Really?
Bitch:
can't
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
look at her she's a bitch tell you know she's a bitch she's in a white suit look
Jerk:
Interesting.
Bitch:
if you can't like a real
Jerk:
I can't
Bitch:
woman
Jerk:
wear it because I will ruin it, but...
Bitch:
a real person gets shit on their suit if in like within a minute because you're always doing stuff like only people
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
who
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
don't actually work can wear a white suit because
Jerk:
That's reasonable.
Bitch:
that all they have to do is wear that suit that's all they can do the whole life is just that fucking suit
Jerk:
Yeah. Wearing
Bitch:
and that's
Jerk:
the suit.
Bitch:
why you're a bitch like she is.
Jerk:
Ah, well...
Bitch:
Was she a bitch before the suit or did the suit make her
Jerk:
make
Bitch:
a bitch?
Jerk:
her pitch,
Bitch:
I don't know.
Jerk:
which came first, the suit or the pitch.
Bitch:
bit.
Jerk:
So Dean and Dean and Garth are hanging out, waiting to go in. And as they're sitting there, of course, Sam and Becky are leaving. So they've got the leg up here. And Becky gives a really nasty look and walks away. It's rude.
Bitch:
I say it was good side eye. You say nasty looking, I say Becky gave good side eye.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
She's got a trench coat on, she's just like, I got the four one one. And Sam's like, she's the best. She's the best interrogator ever.
Jerk:
She grilled him like a pro. So.
Bitch:
Why is that gross?
Jerk:
Now it's Dean and Garth's turn and they are from, they tell them that they are from the actuarial insider and that's why they're there. But Dean's asking like some pretty solid questions that are a little sus for an interview though. Like, what kind of qualifications got you this job? Why you over your other like managers and things? Like, why are you the CEO? And the guy is kind of finally like, I don't really know. Why are you giving me the third degree? And I like Garth's question. People are asked, he basically asks if he got there through nefarious means. Uh, and, uh, and he's like, no, I don't mean like corporate backstabbing. I mean, like black magic or who do.
Bitch:
And frankly, like, is there anything but corporate backstabbing or black magic or who do like those are pretty much how you find the latter
Jerk:
Is that it?
Bitch:
in most places. Yeah. Diana doesn't know because she's in a different industry. Like, it's not like this and not her biz. But anyways, but he's just like, finally, like, look, I didn't want this job. I was
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
good in sales. And once again, just because somebody is good at one thing doesn't mean they're good at something else. So just because he was good at sales doesn't mean that he's good at running a company.
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
Those are not the two same things. Stop making them the same thing you stupid corporations. Anyways, go on.
Jerk:
Well, the woman in white, your favorite, comes in and she's still being a bitch and talks shit about the secretary and then tells him that he needs to get the secretary to make their dinner reservations, which seems very counterintuitive. If she sucks her job, why do you want her making your dinner reservation? And then says to remind the secretary that if she messes up again, she's fired because she reports to the CEO, which is him. But He's
Bitch:
Phewww.
Jerk:
like, I don't he's like, basically she leaves and he's like, look, I'm going to I'm she's been so happy about this promotion. I don't know how I'm going to tell her that I'm going to resign. Oh, she's going to he's going to resign. And he doesn't know how to tell his wife. So now Dean and Garth are figuring out that, hey, it's not the dude that wanted this. He didn't get the magic wish she did. So.
Bitch:
Oh, she must have included the seat in that wish. Anyway, so Dean goes and threatens her in the stairwell.
Jerk:
He does this a lot. Like I don't understand why he hasn't figured this out. Something bad's going to happen if you don't tell me. And she's like, there are people always like, are you threatening me? He's like, no, but something bad's going to happen to you if I, if I can't help you. And people don't get it. I think, I think he needs to work on his wording.
Bitch:
Probably. Also just use I'm a hot dude.
Jerk:
Is that
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
what it needs
Bitch:
often,
Jerk:
to do?
Bitch:
what do you think Sam does? Like, yeah, this also works. Like, hi,
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
I'm Jensen Ackles, look alike Dean Winchester or whatever. But that woman would probably tell him most anything. But anyways, first she won't say what she did to get him promoted.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm, but back at Becky's Sam and Becky are working on the case and she's tweeting about their honeymoon and You see that Sam gets one of the crazy headaches where last time he started to room Sorry to like forget why he was there and so she goes to get more of the potion out of her purse But oopsies, it wasn't closed right and it leaked all over her purse
Bitch:
Yeah, and now it's stuck all over the lining and you'll always have that say in
Jerk:
ruined
Bitch:
that lining and
Jerk:
forever.
Bitch:
you'll open up that lining because you'll be like, it's fine. Nobody knows this is here but me. But every time you open it up, you'll look
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
at it. You'll be like,
Jerk:
I'd be mad. Yeah, so annoying.
Bitch:
They also learned the circumference of a baseball that was on their murder board. And I thought that was just fantastic. So we cut back to the office.
Jerk:
Yes, down in the lobby, white suit bitch is on the phone talking shit about how they need to send a car for her because she's not walking in heels.
Bitch:
Well, she said she's not walking five blocks in these hills, which is valid because I have been with lots of like, I've been wearing boss bitch heels and had
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like groups of men in other cities just be like, Oh, you just walk these five blocks. And I'm like, no motherfucker. No, but bitch, you, I also just saw you do them in those stairwells. So if you do them that stairwell, you can probably handle
Jerk:
should take
Bitch:
a few
Jerk:
in the
Bitch:
blocks.
Jerk:
elevator. Mm-hmm. Exactly.
Bitch:
But yeah, I don't know. I'm like, why are you in the fucking stairs and those shoes? But yeah,
Jerk:
And the
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
creepy dude from the baseball field is there on the upper level watching her, which is not good, probably.
Bitch:
Probably
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
not.
Jerk:
and we can clearly see that he's going to make the light fixture fall on her head.
Bitch:
It's a ridiculous
Jerk:
And.
Bitch:
chandelier, so we're like, yes, cartoon violence,
Jerk:
Obviously,
Bitch:
death time.
Jerk:
yeah, duh. But Dean swoops right away at the last minute, and the chandelier falls and the bad guy runs away and details are she's not the first. So now. Now she wants to tell Garth what's happening. She was at lunch with her friends and I overheard her bitching. Didn't even say about what I just overheard her bitching and made her an offer that Craig's job for her soul and she thought it was hilarious. What have I got to lose?
Bitch:
and I was on my seventh mimosa from bottomless promosa with brunches with Patty and I was like fuck it yeah, I gave me Craig's job for my soul.
Jerk:
Yeah, but the but Garth and Dean are like, wait a minute, this doesn't make sense. If this is a demon deal, the timelines whack. Timeline is whack.
Bitch:
It is so wack.
Jerk:
Because you're supposed to get 10 years. Everything's supposed to be a 10 year contract, as we should remember in our Crossroads Demons rules.
Bitch:
Yes, I also appreciate though, let's bring back the word back, maybe not in that way. But Garth has a plan and that includes that Marsha or whatever white suit lady his name is, she has to go live with his tri-racial paraplegic sniper, I think, cousin.
Jerk:
Yeah. And then they're going to find Sam and they're going to fix all this. And then everybody will be done in time for America's Got Talent. Which I like that show. I appreciate that.
Bitch:
I know you're an AGT fan, so
Jerk:
I am.
Bitch:
hey.
Jerk:
I don't think Terry Cruz was hosting at that time, but he,
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
it's a, he's
Bitch:
it has moments. Alright, so now we get back to Becky losing Sam.
Jerk:
Yeah, she is very upset and trying to leave messages for Guy because she needs more potion because Sam is very, very confused. And she knocks him out with the wall flyer that Dean bought for him.
Bitch:
like man he already has like lucifer head like
Jerk:
And let's
Bitch:
getting
Jerk:
not do any
Bitch:
him
Jerk:
head injuries is risky.
Bitch:
yeah i don't like so you got a potion on him he's got like whatever this shit is and now you're like giving him a concussion like this seems like a terrible day for mr sam
Jerk:
It does. So they are now at the homestead, which is a cabin that we will discover later is her family's cabin and Sam is tied up to the bed.
Bitch:
I'm really fitting that burn.
Jerk:
I mean, he's kind of spreading all that kind of like changes the
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
things.
Bitch:
know what you're about to say about a lucky would fit an antique iron bed.
Jerk:
Probably not. And he's not wearing pants.
Bitch:
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Jerk:
Becky is like, no, I didn't do anything weird. Can I get you some water or a bottle to tinkle in? I'll help.
Bitch:
She wants to hold his penis one piece.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
It's weird,
Jerk:
And then
Bitch:
Becky.
Jerk:
our computer dings and guess who's there? But good old guy.
Bitch:
and he's giving her a cyber call.
Jerk:
This is a cybercall.
Bitch:
That is what is happening now, it is a cyber call.
Jerk:
Cybercall? Who called it a cybercall?
Bitch:
That is what the program is called on her
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
laptop.
Jerk:
miss that. That
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
is hilarious.
Bitch:
And so it almost looks like a very max header, like bang, where he's coming through.
Jerk:
That is really funny. I miss that. That is amazing. But she's like, look, I'm in my parents cabin. Sam's tied up and I'm out of elixir. Motherfucker.
Bitch:
And this isn't the context I had in mind for having him tied up.
Jerk:
Because they still haven't consummated their marriage. Ooh,
Bitch:
Oh man.
Jerk:
because they're taking it slow, because true love is forever. And everything just feels weird now.
Bitch:
Yep. So Sam now knows that he was dosed with a,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
what he calls
Jerk:
love. He
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
calls
Bitch:
social,
Jerk:
her love potion. Here
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
love
Jerk:
go.
Bitch:
potion, a social lubricant, a Ruby. And so we're going to talk about love potions. It's time for Liz's Haunted Home Shopping Network or Lore, or I don't know. I got confused on what I was doing. I didn't follow the assignment.
Jerk:
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Bitch:
Okay. So I started off looking, I was like, so we can go. like we could have a haunted home shopping network and I can go find you guys some love potions on Etsy. The thing is, there's a lot of misbranded things on Etsy and they call them love potions, but like you can't consume any of them. Like all of them, they explicitly say, like if you drink this, you'll die, like type of things. Like they're made to like rub on things. And like to me, that's like a love oil. That is not a love potion.
Jerk:
Agreed.
Bitch:
A love potion implies that it is consumable. So
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
then I started thinking more, I was like, okay, well, maybe it's not love potion. He did call it Spanish fly. And I was
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
like, so let's go to eBay, right? Cause that seems hinkier. So like, if you were to say this hinkier, I want to go to eBay first. Before like, I go to,
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
you know, like I'm not going to other markets for this. So go into eBay and use look up Spanish fly and you get 159 results, which is actually pretty small for eBay, but still 159 results. And on that you can buy something like the brand blue wizard and their logo is the silhouette of a horny person in heels getting ready to hump the blue. So and then it is called female aphrodisiac water. Its main purpose is for libido enhancement, potency, and stamina. Its active ingredients are in fact Spanish fly, when to take before intercourse, department, woman. Type, this product is organic,
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
that's important.
Bitch:
instant results. And I think by organic, it just means like it's made from like organic things that have organic compounds in them, not that
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
it's pesticide free. Because
Jerk:
No?
Bitch:
the country region of manufacture is Malaysia.
Jerk:
Oh, bam.
Bitch:
Other facts to note, advantage. Oh, brah, this is my... Screenshots from eBay really are becoming a, does Liz need to get readers in her 40s finally? Okay, so other facts to know. Advantage, arouse appetite as soon as possible. Overcome the problem of women with less passion and cold lust. Helps increase women's enthusiasm and stimulation. Helps give strength to women in sex. no color and odor, and one bottle can be used repeatedly up to two to three times. Blue Wizard Ingredients, made in Spain, import raw material nightlily. This product is blended using the latest high quality biotechnology methods, does not contain toxic drugs, alcohol, even no side effects, and most importantly, it is safe to use.
Jerk:
That is important.
Bitch:
That is as important. Methods of pick up. Drop the Blue Wizard simulator into 10-15 drops of water, except milk water and young coconut water. But it is possible for Sprite, Coke, and drinks similar to this. 2. Blue Wizard can be taken as is without mixing. Product information. One bottle of Blue Wizard Female Stimulant contains 15 mL and can be used for 2-3 times. because of its content that is more than other female stimulants. Blue Wizard prohibited, and then there's a list of what Blue Wizard prohibits. So
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
they prohibit that you cannot drink coconut water before and after drinking Blue Wizard, cannot be mixed with drinks containing milks, and avoiding mixing in drinks that are too sour.
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
Yeah, so also number one, I don't have any idea what night will leave from Spain is. Like that's not really a thing. Um, but also you can buy 10% of blue wizard if you buy it in bulk. So you can like, it starts off at like 22.99 each, but like, say if you bought three, then it was $21 and 61 cents each, which is, which kind of a bargain, right?
Jerk:
Totally.
Bitch:
And so, but on eBay, there are more things like that. That was Spanish fly as ingredient. So it was like, okay, so maybe I should have done that. place. So let's just google spanish fly. And so do that. And I just went to Wikipedia. And according to that super legitimate source, there is a substance called cantharithin. But that
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
is an odorless, colorless fatty substance of the turpenoid class. which is secreted by many species of ballister beetles. And by many, I mean, there's over 1,500 species of beetles that do this. And so the secretion is like a burn agent or a poison in large doses. But the preparations from historically were used as aphrodisiacs as the Spanish fly. And
Jerk:
That's crazy.
Bitch:
yeah, and in its
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
natural...
Jerk:
have a side story.
Bitch:
Okay, I can't wait to hear that. So in its natural form, cantharidin is secreted by the male blister beetle and then given to the female beetle as a gift, right? It's like their copulatory gift after meeting like I, we have done the deed have my goo. And then afterwards, the female beetle cover her eggs with it as like a defense against predators. So, but like in humans, like in men, like it causes a burning sensation in the urinary tract, which makes them hard and gives them erection. Sexy. So also it causes like
Jerk:
Sounds
Bitch:
pelvic,
Jerk:
unpleasant.
Bitch:
right? Also it causes pelvic congestion in women, which is why it's also said to be sexy. Do you want to give your side story now?
Jerk:
I just my it's a brief one. So I just
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
finished a book called The Lost Apothecary, and it's like a historical fiction and
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah, I think I've
Jerk:
modern
Bitch:
read that
Jerk:
one
Bitch:
one, yeah.
Jerk:
too. And they want to in the apothecary, the one of the ways that they would give a, a killing material would be they use something with blister beetles to make like the guy that was cheating a cheater get horny and well, they wanted the, the mistress to get horny and die basically.
Bitch:
I can see it. I can see how that ties
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
in.
Jerk:
they were using the blister beetles to make someone get horny so that they would come on to the married man, but they wanted to give them so much of it that it would eventually kill them. So there you go.
Bitch:
which is possible. This is a very, very toxic substance. Although
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
is, that's been used for over:Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
ll stupid. So even up to like:Jerk:
Peace.
Bitch:
they almost did. And so this stuff is, it is available
Jerk:
dangerous.
Bitch:
on the, it's dangerous, but it's available on the internet. So when you
Jerk:
Of course
Bitch:
buy
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
it,
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
when you buy it for the most part, you're buying a very diluted version of it because it's something that actually is good for like getting warts off. Like it's a substance and people really have it and like this, like kind of nothing really better than this, right? But. So it's like a 0.7% solution of it if you're getting it. Or it's also gonna be fake. A lot of times people fake cayenne pepper in it, so it's like, oh, so it's blistering and stuff. But the real shit, even if it's only 10 milligrams of it, it's lethal, right?
Jerk:
Ooh.
Bitch:
And it's also, it's one of those things that is caustic through touch.
Jerk:
Oh wow.
Bitch:
So like, you know, you can basically ingestion through either skin contact or through orally is all really, really bad, bad stuff. And if you ingest it, it initially causes severe damage to the lining of the gastrointestinal and urinary tract, and then can also cause like permanent damage there. Symptoms of the poisoning include blood in the urine, abdominal pain, and sometimes prolonged erections. And so the extreme toxicity of cantharidin makes it use as an aphrodisiac really stupid and highly dangerous. And as a result, it is illegal to sell that in most countries. It's something that like it's kind of got like FDA has some regulation things because of course pharmaceutical industries are getting around things. But I mean, also they're probably like, no one's stupid enough to use it as Spanish fly anymore. But if ingested orally, the poisoned should drink water and avoid fatty foods like milk because that increases its absorption. And
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
if that, if a person does get too much, you don't want them to vomit because then they're going to have the esophagus will be twice exposed.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah.
Bitch:
So like think about that if someone's like being poisoned that way, like that's something that burns. You don't want it to come up a second time because then it's like twice as bad. But that's also why that Spanish fly in the beginning, literally in the beginning, literally it was like two minutes ago, they said not to drink it with milk
Jerk:
or
Bitch:
because
Jerk:
coconut or coconut water because there's
Bitch:
you're,
Jerk:
coconut oils in there
Bitch:
right,
Jerk:
that's probably
Bitch:
and you're
Jerk:
why
Bitch:
going to absorb it and your cells are going to go into your system more and so you're more likely to get lethal doses of it. Boom. So I learned something and also just Spanish fly don't do it. It's not sexy. It's not.
Jerk:
No, it doesn't sound sexy at all
Bitch:
Spanish fly is not sexy. All right, so let me go back and then there's some more bullshit about wiccans and it's just, I don't know. I think I just get annoyed every time when people
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
talk about witches
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
and wiccans.
Jerk:
Sam is telling Sam does point out to her that your friend guy is the one killing people and she defends him.
Bitch:
And he your dealer.
Jerk:
And he's your dealer. But he also points out, he's like, look, there's two weird things going on in a town at the same time. It's not two separate causes. It's always the one thing. You know, like that's fair. It's got a point.
Bitch:
I think it's a good
Jerk:
But.
Bitch:
logic, right?
Jerk:
But yeah, so she's like, no, he's not my dealer. He gives it to me for free and it wouldn't work unless really deep down you already loved me. It just activates it.
Bitch:
That's how it works, Becky. That is clearly how it works. So I'm gonna shove a rag in your mouth.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Bye.
Jerk:
Bye. So she's meeting Guy back at the German restaurant where he's decorating for the reunion. And which and he's like, they sit down, he offers her a drink. And then he starts to give her the elixir and he's like, nope, nope. You're past the freebie stage. She
Bitch:
Ah!
Jerk:
and she's like, I thought we were besties. And he laughs at her and calls her so pathetic. It's almost cute.
Bitch:
So pathetically, Bucky, and this is where I stop liking Guy. I liked you and to this point, you were a sassy, fun friend and now you're just a dick.
Jerk:
Yeah, and it ends up he flashes his red eyes because he is a crossroads demon and she knows
Bitch:
rep
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
row.
Jerk:
And he really loves reunions and it makes sense why he works events and does class reunions because everybody's trying to prove something and wants something to show off.
Bitch:
And I, yes, I think you're right. And I was like, this makes total sense. That reunion's gonna be wonderful
Jerk:
Because at
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
first you're
Bitch:
Crossroads
Jerk:
like, why the
Bitch:
of Demons.
Jerk:
fuck would a demon care about being an event planner? And I'm like, oh no, this tracks. OK. So she's really upset. And she's like, well, shit, I guess Sam was right. And he's like, yeah, I'm not, you know, he's like, yeah, I'm not going to deny that. There's unfortunate accidents. There are people who have died in those. And she's like, so I sell you my soul and the next day, piano falls on my head. And he's like, oh, I would never do that to you. Because she's special. Because she's with Sam Winchester. Who could gank his ass, quote unquote.
Bitch:
Yeah, we do get a gag. And, but also, what have I told you? Nothing, nobody ever should tell you that you're special. You're
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
not special.
Jerk:
Well, he's going to offer her a special deal. Well, she'll get 25 years. She'll have Sam love, Sam will love her for the rest of her life, but she doesn't have to cash in for 25 years as long as she never tells Sam and Dean about him being there and what he's been doing.
Bitch:
Nobody ever gets a deal this good.
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
I mean, we all like it. It's a pretty good bargain.
Jerk:
Not a bad deal, but so you're still selling yourself. So I mean, that's a whole other thing. So back at Becky and Sam's Dean and Garth break in because they are concerned. Super concerned and they figure out that her family has a cabin and so they need to go there basically. And I do notice the Route 666 movie poster on the wall in the background here.
Bitch:
Other side, yep.
Jerk:
But Becky's going to go back and see Sam tied up in bed with the rag in his mouth. And she just really imagined spending her reunion like showing him off. Not that anybody would know who he is though, because Supernatural is not very popular.
Bitch:
you want that as far as like:Jerk:
Uh,
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
um.
Bitch:
anyway, sorry, just trying to like, call it out because it's hilarious. And so you can still see them on Twitter because
Jerk:
That is funny.
Bitch:
nothing ever goes away.
Jerk:
He doesn't. So she's going to lay her head on his chest and say that she knows that he doesn't love her, that she's a loser in school and in life. And but she just thought he like she related to him about being a freak. So yeah, the only people places that she was understood was on her message boards. Chuck dumped her and
Bitch:
Why did Chuck dump her? Chuck dumped her because she intimidated him with her vibrant sexuality. And
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
also I think this is really great. So she found her people and then she lost her people, right? She finally found you. I have this fandom. It's a supernatural fandom. And I have a dude that I love that, you know, he's no Sam Winchester. And I just am too vibrant sexually. And so, but now I'm alone.
Jerk:
But Sam gives her some solid advice. If you want someone to love you for you, don't drug them. Ahhhhhhhhhh
Bitch:
But I mean, like you could offer them drugs.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's different.
Bitch:
Okay, okay, just making sure.
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
different.
Bitch:
so.
Jerk:
A very different thing. Very different thing.
Bitch:
But you know, he's just like, you're better than this. And she's just not really sure. And sometimes
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
she's just.
Jerk:
she's not so sure. So we cut to Becky back at the German restaurant having a drink, the reunion's over and she missed it but she's there after it. I don't know, this timeline kind of bothered me, but whatever.
Bitch:
So I think she's gotten to the reunion at the end of it, right? So like it's ended. And so she's there while they're doing.
Jerk:
And Guy's like, oh, what are you doing? And she's like, huh, I'm in. Let's seal the deal with a kiss, like you do with the Crossroads demon. Right when they're about to kiss. She's got a Zippo ready and drops on the floor and burns a devil's trap into the carpet. Woohoo,
Bitch:
Let's do
Jerk:
Guy
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
is trapped. Guy is trapped in the devil's trap. And I love Garth's line where he shares with us that blueberry vodka, the answer to all life's problems. And I kind of want to throw up a little bit.
Bitch:
Also, Becky, I am awesome! And this is one of those things, like when I saw, like when I read the script, I'm like, oh, like, I will make a cocktail or something to go along with it. And like, nope.
Jerk:
Nope.
Bitch:
No thank you. I could.
Jerk:
Then you have to buy a bottle of blueberry vodka.
Bitch:
Then I would have a bottle of blue-ray vodka sitting here for the next 20 years until
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
I move. And then I have to take, then I'll have
Jerk:
With
Bitch:
to move.
Jerk:
one drink out of it.
Bitch:
Ah, all right, so the demon wants an autograph.
Jerk:
from Dean, but he's just got a demon blade for him. So they're like, hey, we want to know about your scam. What are you doing? Why are the people dying faster than they should from your deals? And he's like, oh, it's not cheating. It's innovating. Me? Yeah, technically you get a decade, but.
Bitch:
Yeah, and then you or you just get an intern to do your dirty work, which is how the corporations are really run is on the back of interns. But
Jerk:
Nah.
Bitch:
so then they fight ish, I guess like,
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
oh.
Jerk:
they all get the intern shows up Jackson, I guess his name is now we suddenly learn that there's I've got a few complaints like about like people's names, like the way they introduce people in this episode. It's just not very clear. They say expect to assume that people
Bitch:
Hehehehe
Jerk:
have names or something. But he demon flings everybody. And that's the that's the our creepy dude that tried
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
to kill folks
Bitch:
we're
Jerk:
before.
Bitch:
also getting a lot of like the Darth Vader leg. I choke you with my mind.
Jerk:
Yeah, definitely some of the dark force or whatever the fuck it is. Don't come at me, Star Wars people.
Bitch:
I just made Darth Vader a verb, so it was like some Darth Vader-ing starts happening.
Jerk:
I was also amused that they burned this into the carpet with vodka and then they're able to like use a shoe to like scuff the devil's trap. I'm like y'all motherfuckers just burned this shitty like commercial carpet.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
You
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
can't
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
have,
Jerk:
like scrape that away with your foot. Like this.
Bitch:
what's your converse?
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
that doesn't
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
work.
Bitch:
like, I mean, you all have cancer now. Like that is what you all like burning this.
Jerk:
There is a commercial on TV with a class action lawsuit about this.
Bitch:
Just for this, just for this scenario, did you work on the set of Supernatural season
Jerk:
When
Bitch:
7?
Jerk:
they say episode eight. With
Bitch:
Did
Jerk:
something
Bitch:
you-
Jerk:
that's the only
Bitch:
do you have methylcyles? I can't- methylcyles?
Jerk:
from when they burned the devil's trap into the carpet from this exact moment. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my
Bitch:
Go 444!
Jerk:
God. I was like, oh, they're not going to be able. They're not going to be able to break that devil's trap. And then all of a sudden he's out. I'm like, wait, that doesn't work. But OK. Either way, there's fighting. And Dean loses the demon blade and demons. Dean's getting choked out by Guy. Sam is getting choked out virtually by the intern and Garth just gets knocked out. So he's out. But all of a sudden... We get somebody stabs the intern in the back. What? Oh, Becky didn't run away. Becky killed Damon.
Bitch:
because she's awesome!
Jerk:
And Dean's excited and he's about to kill Guy except Liz's boyfriend shows up.
Bitch:
He does. Hello boys. And what's even better is Becky recognizes Crowley from the books and I love this.
Jerk:
Yeah, but then he's mean to her about it.
Bitch:
He is, but also like I can't see Crowley like really having time for Becky, you know,
Jerk:
That's,
Bitch:
like I don't
Jerk:
that's,
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
that's fair, but he didn't have to be mean. So,
Bitch:
he doesn't.
Jerk:
but he's like, he's actually like, Hey, no, you're just going to kill guy. No, you have to let him off easy. I would do way worse than that. Um, Jackson, the intern already ratted him out to me in my suggestion box. And so this shit's fucked. This deal is this not how shit works. And he explains to, um, uh, to guy why they can't skirt the rules or be innovators about this. It's about consumer. Confidence and we're not Wall Street. We are hell and we have integrity That's funny So here you can make an example out of it
Bitch:
And then he points out like, Hey, hello, dummies. Have you noticed that like, you haven't had any demons fucking with you? And they're like,
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
No, and they're like, No, actually, we haven't noticed that at all. We just like
Jerk:
At all. Oh, yeah, we just totally didn't notice this
Bitch:
we didn't think about this. But yeah, now that you mentioned it, like I guess it's been kind of demon free.
Jerk:
Yeah, because you're hunting the Leviathan. And, uh, Carly is not a fan of Mr. Roman.
Bitch:
No, no, he really does. He's just like, have you met Dick? He hates him. Squash him. Squash
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
the little viathan.
Jerk:
So their deal is Dean will hand over... They are going to... So they're going to keep... Sam and Dean should keep trying to squash Leviathan. Dean's going to hand over Guy, and Crowley is going to tear up the remaining 15 contracts that Guy had in town, which seems pretty reasonable.
Bitch:
lot of contracts like this like so like especially like silly two people already died right plus Becky so that's like 18 at least 18 demon deals like he was working and like think of how hard the intern was working if he was gonna have to make like 20 people basically like have faked
Jerk:
have freak
Bitch:
their own
Jerk:
accidents?
Bitch:
deaths
Jerk:
That's a lot.
Bitch:
and so he's not even getting paid like I don't know I think this like Jackson was the one like
Jerk:
Poor Jackson.
Bitch:
no wonder like he was calling like calling Crowley be like you know what this
Jerk:
I call it
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
HR. File
Bitch:
called
Jerk:
it an
Bitch:
HR
Jerk:
HR report.
Bitch:
and he's just like, I am being violated here.
Jerk:
My...
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
hilarious.
Bitch:
for once, like, you know, and he was like, his CEO was like, my door is always open. So he opened Crowley's hell door and he was like, look, I'm my rights as a worker are being abused. And that is what happened.
Jerk:
Oh my gosh. So luckily Sam and Becky are able to get an annulment and he's nice and says thanks her for saving his life but they're probably never gonna see each other again and that she's not a loser. Let me get some googly eyes between her and Garth and Dean shuts that shit down.
Bitch:
Which was really funny. It's like, you know, Sam is really going through his like, well, I had to be nice to Becky. Like, no, you'll find the right guy. And like, her and Garth, like that, they had a connection. I just loved
Jerk:
momentary.
Bitch:
it. Yeah, I just loved the scene. Like, no, this is bad, run away.
Jerk:
Well outside Sam and Dean we get our normal Sam and Dean departure but Garth is there too and he's gotta say bye and Dean tells him that he doesn't suck. That was nice.
Bitch:
Meh, and we learned that Garth is a hugger.
Jerk:
He's a hugger and drives a:Bitch:
I like it. It
Jerk:
do
Bitch:
works
Jerk:
too,
Bitch:
for him.
Jerk:
I appreciate it. And Sam tries to like open up to Dean a little bit after Garth leaves about, yeah, you know, I do need you to watch my back, but I just
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
don't.
Bitch:
also trying to give some shit about his new friends. So he's like ragging on Garth, which I particularly like.
Jerk:
He does, but they're, you know, they're brother bonding again.
Bitch:
Whatever.
Jerk:
And,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
you know, yeah, but basically. You know, Dean's try to like, yeah, you know, you've kind of been, you know, a whack job, but you've been to me pulling it together pretty well. And, you know, I know you don't give me around all the time, but you're still a hippie for camping. I don't know.
Bitch:
I don't know what's wrong with like wanting to go hang out in the desert, except it's a terrible timing with what's going on with Burning Man right
Jerk:
I was about
Bitch:
now.
Jerk:
to say,
Bitch:
Shut
Jerk:
unless
Bitch:
up. Nope.
Jerk:
you're going to...
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
No, don't say it.
Bitch:
don't. Okay,
Jerk:
Okay. They're
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
letting
Bitch:
people
Jerk:
people leave now, so it's good.
Bitch:
have died. But so we're back to this Dean can focus on taking care of himself crap.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And I'm like, has it like, when does
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
we don't
Bitch:
focus
Jerk:
figure this out.
Bitch:
on anything else? Like, isn't that what you always do?
Jerk:
but he never
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
takes
Bitch:
don't know.
Jerk:
care of himself.
Bitch:
I don't know, I'm just over it. Like you're just being emotionally unstable, all of you.
Jerk:
all of them. But
Bitch:
Alright, so let's cast and couch this bitch.
Jerk:
All right. So obviously we're going to start with actually, no, wait, I'll go. I'll go in reverse order. We're going to start with Guy Guy, aka our crossroads demon is played by Leslie Odom, Jr.
Bitch:
Yay!
Jerk:
You may recognize him from single episodes of shows like Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, Gotham. He's a he was a regular character on CSI Miami. And he's been in a few episodes of Abbott Elementary recently. He's also probably best known for movie Glass Onion and as Aaron Burr in Hamilton. Then we have Garth Fitzgerald IV, played by DJ Qualls.
Bitch:
Yay!
Jerk:
So I will do the, you know, you may recognize him from single episodes of TV shows like Scrubs, Criminal Minds, Lost, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, and the new Cabinet of Curiosity series on Netflix. He was in a few episodes of My Name is Earl. He was a regular character on Memphis Beat, which I very much enjoyed. And Movies is probably what you know him from the most, though. He was Kyle in Road Trip. He was in Lone Star State of Mind, Dizzy in The New Guy, which I went my own. I like a lot.
Bitch:
Hehehe
Jerk:
He was in a movie called The Core, Shelby in Hustle and Flow, which is amazing, and then Delta Farce, too. So, yeah, been excited to get DJ Paul's in the mix here.
Bitch:
Yeah, and what also is nice is like this character was really written for him.
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
cool.
Bitch:
so he was asked to do it. And then he said, yes. So I think that's nice that like, this was like, you know, like, there are a lot of mannerisms, I don't know why I said mannerisms that way, but there's a lot of mannerisms and stuff that are very like goth that are very much DJ equals. And, you know, he talks about, you know, in like when he gets knocked out here and things like that because his body is differently shaped that he can't really have stunt doubles a lot. So
Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
most of the stunts he's doing himself. So
Jerk:
Interesting.
Bitch:
I just think
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
because he's probably
Bitch:
cool.
Jerk:
just very distinct build, so I can kind of see that.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
That's interesting.
Bitch:
he's, you know, he's got, I don't know if he's got a concave chest or not, but you know, he definitely has got, you know, he's lanky and skinny and...
Jerk:
Yeah. Interesting.
Bitch:
Yeah, so cool. Cool. I'm glad we finally got to him. It's always nice when
Jerk:
Yay!
Bitch:
there's a member of the SPN family who you know, we see at cons all the time that we
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
finally get to talk about now.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
Cool. So anything else about this episode.
Jerk:
No, I mean, it was a fun one. Um, I think it's interesting that we're getting mentions of Chuck again, but when we haven't really like that, he just kind of disappeared. And then we've got, um, the brother is acting like everything's fine again, which is weird. Yeah, that's about it.
Bitch:
Yeah, that like just got swept in the rug real fast. Like, and it's like, I think I know it's just cause it's like it's Sam and not Dean. So Sam could just forgive a grudge easier than maybe Dean
Jerk:
I guess.
Bitch:
can. But yeah, I was still mad at Dean. Like I'm not forgiving that grudge. You killed Amy.
Jerk:
It was a dick move the way he handled that for sure.
Bitch:
I'm so mad. I'll hold on. I'll let you know when I forgive you Dean Winchester. Okay, with
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
that, I think you're gonna sign off. Cheers, jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
