6:17 My Heart Will Go On
Talking Supernatural Season Six Episode Seventeen, My Heart Will Go On. Can you spot all the easter eggs? What about all the Titanic references? We will go over all of that AND talk about the fates!
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Jerk:
. Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana.
Bitch:
And I'm Liz.
Jerk:
And this week we're talking season six, episode 17, my heart.
Bitch:
just when I start getting that fucking song out of my head.
Jerk:
I'm out. Bye.
Bitch:
That is like one of my main problems with this episode is that rewatching it, talking about it, writing about it, whatever just makes the fucking Celine Dion get stuck in my goddamn head.
Jerk:
Aww.
Bitch:
The destitute lounge singer in Quebec.
Jerk:
Oh goodness.
Bitch:
So how was your week? What's going on?
Jerk:
Yeah, I'm pretty good. I got to go see some fabulous R&B music with the Longhorn Ballroom players at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas. And then what else this weekend? Oh, I went to a fun graduation party for two young ladies that graduated from high school
Bitch:
That's adorable.
Jerk:
that I used to help tutor. So it was cute. And then I went and saw Swingin' Utters, Sam I Am, and Bouncing Souls. I needed
Bitch:
Ah.
Jerk:
a punk rock show in my pocket. I had to do it.
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
I had
Bitch:
very
Jerk:
to do it.
Bitch:
jealous, very jealous. I
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
love all those bands, but I will be seeing one of them in a couple of days.
Jerk:
I'm gonna tell you the one out of the three, no, don't, this is not a knock on bouncing souls because bouncing souls are bouncing souls.
Bitch:
They're
Jerk:
They're
Bitch:
always
Jerk:
fucking
Bitch:
great
Jerk:
rad.
Bitch:
and they're always good. And I bet I've seen them like.
Jerk:
Sam, I am killed.
Bitch:
Really?
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
was cool.
Jerk:
good. And like, I just, I just really liked it. I liked their style. They, they are a little quote unquote emo-y for some people, but
Bitch:
Uhhh,
Jerk:
they're just so good
Bitch:
I scared me.
Jerk:
too, and the singer is just amazing. So, um, and they have a new album I need to go check out because I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm excited to hear it now. So there we go. That's me,
Bitch:
Let's go.
Jerk:
how about you?
Bitch:
Uh, well, as we talked about last week, if you listened to last week's episode, what the fuck is wrong with you? But so, uh, last weekend was the psychic fair at Victoria's black Swan in, and that was put on by the curious twins. There were a number of speakers, including Austin. Say, oh, it's high. Go find me on their insta. I look
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
all cute with my little talking board I got for being a, for being a fangirl of theirs and they're all cute. Yeah, that's right. I said it. That's good. They're, they're really nice. And so the vendors were great. I met these podcasters called the paranormal putas, which if, if, if y'all, you don't know what that means. Well, whatever. But these girls, like they're fucking awesome. They're sisters and they do like paranormal investigations. They talk about the legends and lures around Texas. But They also do like rewatches of Ghost Hunters and objectify and make fun of Zach Bagans and I'm here for that.
Jerk:
That's funny.
Bitch:
Diana curse me to burp. So this place is, it's really cool. Looking up, there's a whole bunch of history and stuff about the place. It's on, you know, across it, like where Salado Creek crosses with Walsum Creek in San Antonio. And so Salado Creek, everyone says it was like the highway, like of early Texas. So, uh, indigenous people, and then up to like when the lands were settled, you know, would just like go up and down it. So. But because this is where the creeks crossed and like there was a lot of like, spiritualism and magic that were like done, like has been there for a long time. Right. And so UTSA, which is one of the universities there, like has done an excavation on the land and found out that it's a fucking like burial ground. Like
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
this shit, like you see like in Folger guys that we've talked about on this show, about whether or not like these, you know, burial mountains are actually cursed and there's never been. anything, but it's like, you know, it does make it feel like extra spooky, right? Like, but also just really neat, right? You know, the battle is a lot of was there, but there's just a bunch of Texas history that happened on this place. Then plus like on top of that, then you have this cool house that was really like built up by women and then like is still owned by a woman. So there's just like kind of this nice feminine energy. And then there's all these like shops and shit and like, supposedly like the entire place is haunted. And some stuff did happened over the weekend while I was there, like, but not to me. So I don't know, I went
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
and sat in like the little psycho main team, I don't remember what the thing is called. But there's like a closet that's spooky and they put mirrors
Jerk:
Hehehe
Bitch:
in there and like you go sit in the spooky closet. Then like, I guess you can go into like a vortex or I don't know what would happen if you put a cat in there. But like I did get to see a bunch of little young lads go in there like teenagers who like thought they're all like tough and they liked watching like these young teenage boys be scared it was kind of funny. But these other teenagers who were like kids like they were like their parents were there and they were they were their parents but they were these goth kids and they goth parents and love them. They said my hair was cool. So I feel as a middle aged woman that I have made like teenagers said my hair was cool.
Jerk:
That's like a level up. I'm just
Bitch:
Right
Jerk:
saying there's
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
a thing. There's
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
something to that.
Bitch:
like, Right? That's right. I'm so hip. And
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
the other thing that happened to be there though, and I told Diana she had to wait to find out about this and I was like, send her a picture of this card.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And I was like, I will tell you what this means later. And I left the card at my mom's house or I've lost it already.
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
But so in one of the stores that was on the property, they had, it's kind of like a vintage witchy store. It was really like nice, like positive energy in there, which was really cool. a trinket for a friend and the woman who owned the shop was like, Oh, I had all the customers this weekend. You get to draw a card from the goddess Oracle. So she has this big old like bowl full of like cards. All right. So I reached my region, I pull my card out and it's a Sheila Naguig and Diana, like, I don't remember if you remember the picture that
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
sent you.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
So basically the picture on this card is like, you know, a crone picture, a crone and she's naked and her breasts are kind of droopy and her just vagina is just being spread open by her hands and just like,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
stuff is coming out of it. And
Jerk:
it is definitely wide open.
Bitch:
it is a wide open vulva. And, you know, so I'm in the store going, hello, wide open, Volvo, and she has the book and she was like, okay, so you can read what's in the book and then, you know, take a picture of it. So you have it at home, which is good, because I can't find this book online, anywhere to steal it from. So I had to use like my pictures that actually took up my camera. So but the first thing you see on the opening is, so this is the car that's supposed to be about my life that's upcoming, right? And it says opening. I flash my vulva for all to see. I'm like, what? Excuse me.
Jerk:
Liz. Liz.
Bitch:
I'm like, I'm supposed to be doing what? And then like, okay, so just like, and then it says, I stretch it wide. I'm like, oh,
Jerk:
Oh!
Bitch:
just escaping, just like right there,
Jerk:
Right there.
Bitch:
right there.
Jerk:
All there.
Bitch:
e earth goddess we found from:Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
And she is here to remind me that a period of contraction is followed by expansion and opening. It is time to nurture wholeness by interpreting what the stretching and expanding and opening will bring. So that's what my card meant.
Jerk:
Wow.
Bitch:
Yeah, that was a lot.
Jerk:
That is a lot.
Bitch:
Liz, yeah, you can take
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
that in so many ways.
Jerk:
Lots of ways.
Bitch:
So many ways.
Jerk:
I mean, though, you know, I guess if you wanna talk about it being like the stuff like about expanding your horizons and doing new things, you've got some fun stuff on the horizon potentially.
Bitch:
I do
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
fitting.
Bitch:
there's a lot of life changes that are happening again, because I always have life changes, but,
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
and you know, death, there's definitely been like grief and all sorts of stuff. So like, it's a, it's an apps card, but you
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
that's why I love these cards. So they could all apply to you in some way, but, or it just means that I'm just going to stretch my vulva out wide and just let all the world in. That's
Jerk:
Just let it in.
Bitch:
so welcome to my new only fans.
Jerk:
Ehhhhh...
Bitch:
And with that, are we ready to talk about this episode?
Jerk:
Yes, let's do it.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
Yeah, yeah, before we even jump in, I'm just gonna say it. I think this was an incredibly fun episode and also a total bummer. But we'll get there. We'll get there.
Bitch:
We'll get there, but so we just started off with the recap.
Jerk:
Yes. So we do start off with a recap and then we jump into Chester, Pennsylvania.
Bitch:
Well, did you watch
Jerk:
Or do you
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
want
Bitch:
recap? Did you did you see things in there that made you
Jerk:
I...
Bitch:
like a what?
Jerk:
no, I missed it
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
didn't
Jerk:
time.
Bitch:
watch it.
Jerk:
My Netflix was not happy with me this weekend and I
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
missed it.
Bitch:
so if you like if you watch the if you watch the recap,
Jerk:
I usually do.
Bitch:
Ellen and Joe pop up at it, you're like, well, they're dead. Why are you showing me then? And then
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
you have to watch the worm again. And I was really mad. I was like, why? I don't want to see the worm twice. Like I already
Jerk:
Earworm.
Bitch:
had to watch it.
Jerk:
No more earworm.
Bitch:
No more earworm. I'm done with it. OK, now we can go on to.
Jerk:
So I did make babe watch the scene, by the way, the first thing. So.
Bitch:
It's a really good scene.
Jerk:
It's so good. The direction on this fucking gold star chef's kiss, all the things we're in Chester, Pennsylvania, and I don't know, there's a word for this and I should have looked up and I'm sorry, I'm not prepared, but there's a thing where it's like the chain of events
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
things.
Bitch:
Arue Goldberg.
Jerk:
That is how it is.
Bitch:
It is what it's called. It's named after a dude who liked to make inventions and shit. So it's called a Rube Goldberg.
Jerk:
OK,
Bitch:
And so,
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
we used to do these in like when I was in like GT classes when
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
these
Jerk:
was little
Bitch:
are the
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
things
Jerk:
you'd have to
Bitch:
they
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
make
Jerk:
make
Bitch:
smart
Jerk:
a little like,
Bitch:
kids do
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
because they think that it's like, oh, look at the way
Jerk:
Challenging
Bitch:
you get to be
Jerk:
them.
Bitch:
creative. And like, I'm like, but I never get to like actually like, like if I could pinky in the brain it, like where there's like an ax or something, like the hell are the consequence? Like, yep. Yep.
Jerk:
Or like mouse trap the game is kind of like that too, but not exactly, not as fun. So we've got and also this also made me tell babe I'm like this is why you have to keep the garage clean.
Bitch:
And it's true. Like it was like, oh, this.
Jerk:
The guy uses a two by four to prop the garage door open. Sir fix your fucking garage door. It's not safe. Number two. He's hammering on a lawnmower blade.
Bitch:
Yeah, I think we can tell this guy does not give a fuck about safety.
Jerk:
But apparently he's a maintenance guy? I don't know. Anyways,
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
what
Bitch:
somebody
Jerk:
they say
Bitch:
who
Jerk:
later.
Bitch:
deals with this. It's like my uncle who like,
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
lit
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
a tire
Jerk:
These guys
Bitch:
on
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
fire
Jerk:
give a fuck.
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
was like,
Jerk:
you're right.
Bitch:
Oh shit, I forgot to get something to put this tire out. I was just excited to light it on fire.
Jerk:
Well, it's like when you when you know a guy who's a mechanic, but he starts his truck with a screwdriver because
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
he doesn't feel like fixing his shit and it works anyway.
Bitch:
They
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
all do. They all do. They all fucking. OK, that was after it.
Jerk:
Oh, so anyway, so it's just like a really good series of events. His beer suddenly gets moved and that's what triggers everything. He looks, leans over, knocks over a jar of nails. Then he goes and it shatters and he's got nailed there as he reaches for the broom. But when he grabs the broom and knocks the skateboard, which rolls behind him, he trips backwards and he falls almost face first into a pair of gardening shears, which gave me the heebie teebies by the way, because they would have gone his eyeballs and that's real gross. But. As he's putting that back, a basket of balls fall over. He trips on the balls, very cartoon-esque. The ball hits a mousetrap, which flies across the room and hits the board, the two by four, which doesn't quite track physics-wise, but whatever. It hits the two by four out from the garage door, which decapitates him.
Bitch:
Yep. And what's really funny is my next line of my notes say, this is really a Rube Goldberg machine. Look it up. I can't define everything for you.
Jerk:
Oh my gosh. Uh, and my first comment though was
Bitch:
I'm going to go ahead and close the video.
Jerk:
how did the beer move? Cause we saw him put it down
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
and then
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
it was
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
beer
Jerk:
a different, there's
Bitch:
moved.
Jerk:
even a what a wet ring on the, on the, on the, um, the workbench.
Bitch:
Also, it was an amber ale and I appreciate that. That's my beer. So I was like, oh, you have my beer, sir.
Jerk:
Ugh. So.
Bitch:
That's what Shiner is like this an amber.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Ambers
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
are
Jerk:
drink
Bitch:
delicious.
Jerk:
much. I don't
Bitch:
All
Jerk:
drink a lot of cider.
Bitch:
right,
Jerk:
Ah,
Bitch:
so he did he did
Jerk:
he dead.
Bitch:
and.
Jerk:
He is not. He is definitely dead.
Bitch:
He is definitely most decidedly deceased.
Jerk:
So we cut to Bobby's and he is drinking a lot in researching and basically.
Bitch:
But the house like looks nicer.
Jerk:
Yeah, it's
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
a little
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
more
Bitch:
cleaner.
Jerk:
spruced up.
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
Less
Bitch:
there's
Jerk:
musty.
Bitch:
not as, it's not as musty. I don't see as many dust bunnies hopping around.
Jerk:
And Sam and Dina just kind of watching him and they rock purposes about confronting him because they've decided and obviously this is accurate. He's depressed and drinking about it and researching because he had to kill fucking Rufus, right? He's sad
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
about Rufus.
Bitch:
sounds
Jerk:
Last
Bitch:
accurate.
Jerk:
episode, Rufus dead, and he killed him. And so he's got to figure out how to kill Eve, quote, or should I say gank Eve?
Bitch:
Mm-hmm.
Jerk:
Because he's pissed that she did this to make him do this. Apparently he has not slept for days and they're trying to play it off. But like Bobby's like nah, I'm pissed I'm not I'm not I don't need your fucking help. I Need to find out how to kill her. I'm not upset because that Rufus died I knew Rufus was gonna die from the day. I met him. I just didn't know who was gonna go first Give me some Irish coffee because I'm gonna keep drinking
Bitch:
All right. And also like, I was like, but Bobby, like you've got a giant thing of whiskey there. Why can't you make your own Irish coffee? Like
Jerk:
Just
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
ask for
Bitch:
bring
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
me
Jerk:
coffee
Bitch:
the coffee.
Jerk:
and pour
Bitch:
Just
Jerk:
your own.
Bitch:
have the coffee and just pour it in. Then you know how to have this thing about like that. Anyway, so now Dean is concerned about Bobby's liver. And I'm like, really Dean? Like you're concerned about Bobby's
Jerk:
Pot
Bitch:
liver.
Jerk:
kettle?
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
Pot kettle. So Sam's like, well, why don't we find a job to do and we can get him out of the house with that. But he shows up and he's like, nah, not interested. Y'all need to get the fuck out of my house. Yeah.
Bitch:
I want to be alone.
Jerk:
But Sam's like, we've got this case in Pennsylvania with three family members dead in a week, all in freaky ways. Sam and Dean go outside because they're going to leave and they're talking about if they should wait for her to get there. So I guess there's some woman coming to hang out
Bitch:
Who?
Jerk:
with Bobby or check on him.
Bitch:
Who is she? Who will be there soon?
Jerk:
Who's this? But the biggest shocker in the scene is the vehicle that they enter, which is a Mustang.
Bitch:
Yeah, but I mean, it's weird. I mean, it's Mustang, but they're at Bobby's place. So maybe like they
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
maybe
Bitch:
picked
Jerk:
baby's
Bitch:
up a new
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
car.
Jerk:
the shop. Maybe baby's in the shop.
Bitch:
It's a loner, right? Could be like,
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
Hey, like I found this new car here. Like that could be fun.
Jerk:
Yeah. So it's an odd, he's got a lot of salvage there. He's just going to drive this black Mustang with copper racing stripes. So they decide to leave. And then we cut back to Bobby, and who's there? Who arrives? Ellen? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Bitch:
Oh my fucking god, it's Ellen.
Jerk:
Yeah, and she's telling Bobby to stop drinking, walked with a shotgun in her hand. And she says that she's only been gone for a week because she's been out hunting with Joe.
Bitch:
Ah!
Jerk:
What? Joe, what? Crazy talk. What is happening? And he Bobby and her having a nice exchange, talking about how he's got an excuse to be drinking and she sympathizes it. But he needs to go clean up and she's going to fix him something to eat. And she has a leak. I'm like, oh, OK. She's making something delicious, probably.
Bitch:
Probably.
Jerk:
I think observation in that. Cool. I wonder what she's making with that. Um, and Bobby tells her, I ever tell you, you're a pain in the ass. She kisses him on the cheek and says, that's why you married me. What? Bobby and Ellen are married. What the fuck? Oh, my God. This is amazing. Oh, my God.
Bitch:
Isn't the best relationship? Wouldn't you
Jerk:
I love
Bitch:
ship
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
this? I love it. I love it. I'm like, aww.
Jerk:
I love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. And I'm like mentally like rewinding like what happened? Did we miss something? They skip past it. Is this some like did did they come did they just decide to make them come back and they're going to explain it somehow later? What is going to happen but nothing happens right now. They don't tell us shit.
Bitch:
Nope, they just cut back to Sam and Dean.
Jerk:
Yeah, and they're searching the creepy garage where the guy died. Nothing's happening on the EMF reader. So it's not a vengeful spirit, probably. But they find this gold string on the floor. And that's real weird, because why does a handyman have a gold string laying around in his garage?
Bitch:
No, what's really weird is that you honed in on this piece of string that was lying on the ground in this pile of
Jerk:
in a
Bitch:
crap.
Jerk:
dirty garage. That's true too.
Bitch:
There's a pile of crap and I see a string on the ground and not like, oh, string!
Jerk:
Oh, gold string. You're like, Oh, it's a shitty piece of tinsel or
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
some
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
shit that
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
fell
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
out of the
Bitch:
exactly
Jerk:
garage. Yeah.
Bitch:
who thought it was pencil. I kicked that away and I go look at other shit. Okay.
Jerk:
True.
Bitch:
But apparently Sam just is really attracted to it. But
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
also at this point, um, we can start to see this in this garage. While it may be disheveled, there was lots of labels on the drawers. And I appreciate that. I need to know what size nails are in what size thing. So good on you, sir, for, for at least labeling your nails.
Jerk:
It was a fairly organized garage as much as I was talking shit earlier. It
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
was,
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
it is
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
fair.
Bitch:
lot. And I get it, man.
Jerk:
In a small
Bitch:
Sometimes
Jerk:
garage, that
Bitch:
we
Jerk:
happens.
Bitch:
have too much shit.
Jerk:
Yeah. So they're going to go research. Dean's going to go talk to the next of kin. So he is sitting in an attorney's office.
Bitch:
No, no, no. So before you do this, so
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
he thinks it has something to do with family. And he so oh, so wisely states that accidents just don't happen accidentally.
Jerk:
Oh yes.
Bitch:
And he's like, wait.
Jerk:
And he's like, he stands by it. He's like, yeah.
Bitch:
Yep. And then I was like, how do they know like, how do they know who next of kin is? I was like, well, maybe obituary, but I was like, you haven't looked at the family records yet. So how do you know? But then I was like,
Jerk:
Yeah, they seem to just find a lot of things out.
Bitch:
Okay. I just assumed they researched that and found out on the road. Anyways, so we cut to his office.
Jerk:
Yeah. And we've got an attorney on the phone in a suit talking about courthouse steps and a deposition. And this is Sean Russo, attorney of law, who seems to do a lot of personal injury in similar cases, which not to disparage an entire job field, but there's kind of a perception, a reputation of those types of attorneys. So.
Bitch:
Well, especially when they have a pamphlet and
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like the pamphlet has things in it and then all I get on my nose just say lawyers guns because that's just the way it is. I think it's log guns. It's just like these
Jerk:
Oh yeah.
Bitch:
these billboards that are especially around. I've saw them out in San Antonio this weekend. It was just like. I mean, yeah, it catches
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
your eye,
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
law
Bitch:
just like.
Jerk:
hammer
Bitch:
Law hammer.
Jerk:
and things like that. Yeah, one of those guys.
Bitch:
You know, not
Jerk:
And.
Bitch:
that not the one I want to fending me.
Jerk:
Probably not. Yeah. So Dean's like, Oh, yeah, I'm totally from the university at your genealogy department. We want to talk about local families. So I do know your recent tragedies with your cousins, but he's an attorney has shown research has no interest in talking to Dean
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
at
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
all.
Bitch:
rude. He's a rude, rude
Jerk:
Very
Bitch:
man.
Jerk:
rude. Yes. And but Dean's like, well, is there anything noteworthy about your family? And he's like, I don't know, we're Italian. And then, but Dean's line of questioning gets real awkward. It's like he was killed or maimed in a war or something violent happened to them that could solely future generations. They would own a slave, have ties to the Nazis or piss off a gypsy.
Bitch:
But- the thing is, is like, if you're doing genealogy, I'm not gonna lie, those are probably the things you want to find, like, not necessarily that, like, your family owned a slave, but like, you know, if you're doing geology research for somebody else, like those are the Oh, did you like just like, the big thing is not
Jerk:
Boom.
Bitch:
just like, you know, did you work in a shoe shine store? Like, nobody cares about right. But they also keep doing this great zoom in on his face. Like every time Zene Dean They're like a ties the Nazi party. Then this is like zoom in on the what the fuck
Jerk:
Yeah, what the fuck is is Russo's face says what the fuck through this entire scene pretty much And then he tells he's pissed wants a dean to leave and dean then follows up with your life is in danger
Bitch:
Yes, and it sounds very bad. Dean is
Jerk:
Very
Bitch:
being
Jerk:
threatening
Bitch:
very bad at this.
Jerk:
Very bad very very bad. Russo thinks it's a threat And dean tries to be word and makes it sound worse until he gets kicked out
Bitch:
Yeah, so he's just thrown out. Bye. Bye. And so Sam is on the phone.
Jerk:
ts emigrated from Calabria in:Bitch:
And wait, one more thing that is like, as I'm thinking about this, I'm like, huh, like four generations of a big Italian family in Pennsylvania. Like, oh my God, their dinners had to be so good. I bet they know carbs really good.
Jerk:
Uh,
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
think I'm just
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
really
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right.
Bitch:
hungry and I'm like, I think of that like it, like the pie of like really good like bread and pasta.
Jerk:
That's where my Italian family was. They were in Pennsylvania.
Bitch:
in Pennsylvania.
Jerk:
Yup. Not in Chester,
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Did not
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but
Bitch:
adjust her. No,
Jerk:
not
Bitch:
no.
Jerk:
in Chester,
Bitch:
No.
Jerk:
but they were in Pennsylvania. And they immigrated. And my grandmother pronounced Basil Basile, and
Bitch:
See you!
Jerk:
she had the little tiny, she had like the kind of like the high tiny lady accent. Basile! And yeah, so there we go. That's my contribution to the Italian immigration story here. That's
Bitch:
Hehehehe
Jerk:
what I got. There we go. So we've got a woman on a phone, and this poor woman is really trying to talk someone into booking a trip to Cuba and to stay at the Trump Casino and they have a wave pool for kids. Um.
Bitch:
It's supposed to be amazing.
Jerk:
Yeah. And while she's
Bitch:
They didn't
Jerk:
on
Bitch:
even
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the phone.
Bitch:
know. They didn't even know.
Jerk:
That while they're watching on the phone, the scene freezes. And so we're like, I was like, what is happening?
Bitch:
Time is froze.
Jerk:
And we see a blonde woman enter the scene who's just kind of I don't like to say they say it later in the episode, a librarian. And he but like, that's not really fair.
Bitch:
What else do you call it, Diana? What do you call it? It's a stereotype. They have stereotyped
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It
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her
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is.
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as
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It's
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a
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a library.
Bitch:
librarian. And
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
technically,
Jerk:
you're right.
Bitch:
this is what a librarian looks like.
Jerk:
True. So anyway, so she's a stereotypical librarian. How about that? And she gets the woman's keys out of her purse
Bitch:
She looks
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and drops
Bitch:
like you
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them
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watch the
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under.
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magicians, right?
Jerk:
Yes, she
Bitch:
She...
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looks exactly like her. That's who it was. I couldn't figure
Bitch:
That's
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it out.
Bitch:
how it's the exact same Alice. Alice, right? She has like Alice outfit, like to a T. Like which one came
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
first? Alice or this episode? Because they're the same.
Jerk:
It's so true. She looks just like Alice. I was trying to place it. Thank you.
Bitch:
Yep, it just came to me too.
Jerk:
And now, so, but she drops the keys out of the purse and drops them under the copier, which is running behind her. And so, this woman gets unfrozen and the blonde's gone. And I feel so bad. I'm like, aw, she's like, yeah, I saw the shat in her ads too, but there's no personal touch there. I'm like, aw shit, Priceline killing the travel agent.
Bitch:
They are. Oh, is that what that was? I actually couldn't figure out the reference. I missed it in the things. But I did love her line before that was, if you like cigars, Cher, or the circus, it's all about Havana.
Jerk:
Yeah. So she's trying to find now she's off the phone. She's trying to figure out how to leave for the day and she can't find her keys. And then now we get her debacle.
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
don't know.
Bitch:
called another series of unfortunate events.
Jerk:
It isn't. That's all I wanted to say and I was trying not to, but yes, it is a series of unfortunate events where she sees him on the floor. She goes to grab him, the vase falls on the copier, so there's water. It crazily shorts out inaccurate. But OK, I'm sure we're not
Bitch:
Dina's
Jerk:
going for
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
accuracy.
Bitch:
I have poured water all over copiers. They do not short out.
Jerk:
No, they just stop working. But as you try to she tried to reach to power it off and the scanner sucks her scarf and also scanners are not that strong typically, but it chokes her out. Terrible. And the blonde
Bitch:
Shit.
Jerk:
lady walks in. She has a gold fabric or gold bookmark in her book that she's carrying.
Bitch:
It's a very satisfying bookmark and I want it.
Jerk:
and a piece of the tassel falls out as she's crossing a name off of the page off of her list.
Bitch:
and she has a very satisfying kind of like turn.
Jerk:
She's a very, she feels very accomplished, you can tell.
Bitch:
Like she's
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
having
Jerk:
but crossing
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
something off of this feels good. I like crossing
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
things off
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
lists.
Bitch:
we'll get to later why I like her. So, okay. So she does her satisfying turn and she exit, right? So, but the week now to Sam and Dean going through a house.
Jerk:
Yeah, and they're well, they're at the travel agency.
Bitch:
Was that the travel agency?
Jerk:
Yeah, they're
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
searching
Bitch:
I thought
Jerk:
the travel
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it was
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agency
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a house, whatever.
Jerk:
at
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It's dark.
Jerk:
the office.
Bitch:
They have flashlights, whatever.
Jerk:
They flashlights and basically they figure out first off. This is Anne Whitting that was the victim, not related to the Russos
Bitch:
Not
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at
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a
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all.
Bitch:
Russo, not even related to a Daniel Russo. Like she couldn't have been in the Karate Kid, like, or any like the sequels.
Jerk:
No. Cobra Kai. But they do find a gold string on the floor. So now they know it's connected. So they go back to the motel to do more research and call Ellen.
Bitch:
And
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And
Bitch:
she's
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they tell
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making
Jerk:
her...
Bitch:
dinner and she's giving them lore and I'm sorry I have something in my eye.
Jerk:
Yeah, she's cooking her soup with that super stew that involves leeks that I want the recipe for and is
Bitch:
thinking it's probably a chili based on what happens but you know.
Jerk:
Yeah, I was wondering that too, but I don't know. There's some soups. I've had beer soups.
Bitch:
I've put, you know, I've put beer. Okay, we'll go on. We'll get to that in a minute. Yeah.
Jerk:
family trees all emigrated in:Bitch:
Okay. Before that, so we've got before this, Bobby takes it. We had to, we have to finish it out. Cause I had to talk about the soup. So Bobby opens a beer and she and Ellen takes it from him. And she basically tells him that she is kicking his ass back to health and happiness. And I just think that is one, like, that's an amazing woman. Wife just to like, I am kicking my husband's ass to make him to stop being such a sad schmuck and like, do we supposed to like it? I love Ellen and Bobby. I just love them.
Jerk:
Me too.
Bitch:
Okay. Now you can go back to the boat.
Jerk:
trace back to immigration in:Bitch:
What's a Titanic?
Jerk:
huh, well, Ellen's never heard of it. And Danes never heard of it. So we now as the viewer know that something is up unless they're
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
miss.
Jerk:
trying to be real funny on Supernatural. Something is totally up. Hmm. And so this is when Ellen had some of that beer to her soup.
Bitch:
Yeah, so that's why I said it was chili, because I was like, please, I add beer to my chili all the time. But,
Jerk:
Sometimes.
Bitch:
you know, like I made chicken like this week, like I made fajitas in
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
the Instapot, you need liquid, so I just poured beer in it. Um, but if I'm making like tortilla soup, like I'll pour beer in it. And
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I pour beer in a lot of soups when I think about it. Black bean
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
soup.
Jerk:
like there's a like I do it there's a pork kind of roast thing that's kind of a stewy
Bitch:
Like if
Jerk:
pinto
Bitch:
I do, yeah,
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pork
Bitch:
if I do like
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take
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a
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a
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pork
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porky
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shoulder,
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pork pork
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like
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pinto
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a carnitas,
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roast with beer.
Bitch:
like I'll put beer. Yeah, I put beer in a lot of stuff.
Jerk:
Yeah, beer is good, and food. There
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
we go.
Bitch:
also like I
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But
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end
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I have
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up
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someone.
Bitch:
with a lot of beer because I don't drink a lot of it. And then like, it's like a beer sounds good. So I buy a six pack and then I end up with like this leftover beer. So yeah,
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
so
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you're like
Bitch:
I
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might
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just
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as well use it
Bitch:
use it in my recipes. So, yeah, I just use it in my recipes. So, yeah, I just use
Jerk:
est steamship in the world in:Bitch:
Yeah, it sure is.
Jerk:
which is so dorky and it is Balty. Balty's back. Balthazar.
Bitch:
Aw, Vaultie's back. Still, and it's now time for a summoning.
Jerk:
Summoning and they summon Balthazar and he's there. He's like, yeah, it was going to sink and I saved it. Okay.
Bitch:
And I'm still
Jerk:
Big whoop.
Bitch:
here in my t-shirt with my v-neck t-shirt and my blazer
Jerk:
Very
Bitch:
and my chest
Jerk:
Phoenix,
Bitch:
hair just coming out.
Jerk:
for sure. And he's like, yeah, I mean, you know, I was going to bash into an iceberg and sink and it was all that there's going to be all this hoopla. So I saved it and I saved it because I hated the movie. Which is a funny conversation, too, because they're like, what movie? He's like, exactly. It's just really it's a very funny exchange to me.
Bitch:
I know. And that Celine Dion song made him want to smite himself. And they're like, who's Celine Dion?
Jerk:
And that's when he tells them it's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec and he's going to keep it that way. So I have a soft spot for Celine Dion.
Bitch:
I think I think it was in Ben's Watchers guide to supernatural or something. And there is a tragedy right now. I am missing my companion book. So that's why you see hear me quoting a lot of supernatural Wiki.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
I'm pretty sure like I was wandering around reading the supernatural book as I like I tend to do. I just walk around my house reading stuff and diagnosis, which is why
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
my house is insane. And they're just books that I like leave like down. No,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
I don't have ADHD or anything, but I can't find the companion book right now. But anyways, in there, they said, like, oh, I really want to see that show and me too. I want to see this Laine
Jerk:
Destitute
Bitch:
Dion,
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Lounge singers
Bitch:
Desitute
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slayin' the end.
Bitch:
Lamb
Jerk:
Aww. Thanks
Bitch:
Singer in Quebec show.
Jerk:
for
Bitch:
Just
Jerk:
watching. See you next time.
Bitch:
like sadly eating poutine.
Jerk:
Only if I can eat poutine too. But the brothers are confused because our Winchester brothers are like, the fuck, I thought you couldn't change history. Balti's like, oh, there's no more wolves now? Sorry.
Bitch:
No rules.
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
Time travel
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
is now a thing. Oh, fuck. And now you realize like, oh, fuck hell.
Jerk:
Time travel, no rules. This is going to be very complicated. But Sam explains that he has now butterfly affected things and like their kids, kids, kids are all dying and whatever. But Balti does come back and does have enough pop culture reference to point out that there's still an Ashton Kutcher. It's funny because
Bitch:
Well, because
Jerk:
butterfly effect.
Bitch:
Yadin says rule number one, there's no Kushner references, but apparently he's still a thing. So we know that he's not gone. Titanic may be gone, but not Ashton.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then they're, but he's like, yeah, you know, they're still in action, country, y'all stopped the apocalypse, still stopped the apocalypse, just small details. Like now you don't drive an Impala. Oh!
Bitch:
Well, and they say, because there's no impala is. And so I'm like, does that include like impala is? And if you were watching this on YouTube, I'm making a little impala,
Jerk:
finger
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
jump noise
Bitch:
the jump
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or
Bitch:
thing
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sound.
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
Well this would have
Bitch:
I'm
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been
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making
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post,
Bitch:
the deer
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I mean,
Bitch:
thing.
Jerk:
and polylactic would have existed before that, unless they're extinct.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
that's
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know,
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
where
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
I'm confused.
Bitch:
I don't know. Like, did we like, do we exting, extinguish the impala's or the car line? I don't know. Are you going to make it clear?
Jerk:
Well, Baldy is still just like, this doesn't think any of this is important. It's like, look at the positive. Ellen and Joe are alive. They were supposed to be dead, but
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
I saved the boat. Yeah.
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
Cause
Bitch:
Sam
Jerk:
we
Bitch:
and Dean are like, what?
Jerk:
like, what? Yeah. Sam Dean are like, what? Ellen and Joe were dead. And he's like, yeah, you know, I saved the boat and led to other things and, you know, whatever. So.
Bitch:
There's one less Billy Zane movie.
Jerk:
And yeah, and long story short, Ellen and Joe don't die in a massive explosion. That was a sad comment about Belize and I love Belize.
Bitch:
I was just trying to, I was like, just thinking, like, it was Billy Zane never done a movie where I really actually didn't enjoy it. Anyway, so Sam points out that the descendants of all these survivors are being killed and that's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
really bad.
Jerk:
Yeah. And, and they're like, yeah, it's like 50,000 people. They quote this number a lot. So I assume they did the math at some point. And I'm a little like, I was like, when
Bitch:
See,
Jerk:
did
Bitch:
again,
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they
Bitch:
this
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do
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is why
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this
Bitch:
I miss
Jerk:
math?
Bitch:
I Bet It's In My Companion book. Ah.
Jerk:
They didn't
Bitch:
I mean...
Jerk:
do the math. They say it's they just suddenly say Sam's and they say that's like that's like 50,000 people. Sam says it here. And then after that, they quote 50,000
Bitch:
After that,
Jerk:
people
Bitch:
it's just
Jerk:
repeatedly,
Bitch:
supernatural
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
math
Jerk:
it's fact.
Bitch:
and we're done. Okay. That is the
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
fact now, like those descendants that died on the Titanic after they're fucking and spreading out would make 50,000 people approximately 99 years later.
Jerk:
Yeah. And so Dean's like, well, we got to save as many as we can. So we need to know what's what's after them. But Baltazar don't give a fuck. And he flaps out.
Bitch:
care.
Jerk:
He
Bitch:
Bye.
Jerk:
no fucks given. He finishes his drink and flaps out.
Bitch:
I wish that he stole their whiskey, drank it, and then just like fucks off. I got you, man. I like you.
Jerk:
I see you, I feel you. All right. So we cut back to Bobby's, but it's not just Bobby's. You'll notice the sign says B and E scrapyard.
Bitch:
which is cute because it's like Bobby
Jerk:
Oh, Bobby
Bitch:
and Ellen
Jerk:
and Ellen.
Bitch:
but it's also like breaking it in her
Jerk:
It is funny.
Bitch:
so it's like
Jerk:
And.
Bitch:
crime oh
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. So, um, they're explaining that, look, both of our unsunk this boat, 50 people, 50,000 people who shouldn't have been born have been born now. And, uh, Bobby's like, Oh yeah, that's all tracks. We're up against fate. Uh, like, wait, what?
Bitch:
And then
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
Sam's just like the Fates in Greek mythology, and he's just like nerd. And I'm like, yeah, cause I would have said
Jerk:
Mm.
Bitch:
the same thing.
Jerk:
nerd. And so
Bitch:
Well, actually,
Jerk:
basically.
Bitch:
I probably would have called Sam a nerd, but I also would have said that, oh, you mean like the fates like from Greek mythology? And then I would have like got into like a very sad thing about what the fates mean, which I may do later, whatever. Okay, so moving on.
Jerk:
So basically Bobby's explaining, yeah, one spins out, you know, a string of gold, the other one writes it down and they're day runner of death. So Sam's like, well, how do we stop it? Then Bobby's like, look, easiest thing will be just to rethink the boat. And Dean's like a hard line against.
Bitch:
Like, oh, you do that, but he...
Jerk:
So finally they have to tell Bobby about what that would mean and that is that Ellen and Joe would be dead.
Bitch:
Yeah, and so Bobby is emphatically on the side of not sinking the boat.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. He's like, look, we got to figure it out. And they show a really cute picture of him and Ellen in front of their sign.
Bitch:
Yeah, and Dean's just like, man, he's bad enough with her. Can you imagine how he'd be if she was gone?
Jerk:
Oh, so Sam and Dean have to figure out how to save 50,000 people. And they have no idea how to do it, but at least they know one person. So they're going to try to save the one they can, which is the good old ass hat and a shiny suit. Sean Russo. Yeah. So they're
Bitch:
Hmm. I have to save him.
Jerk:
they try to really they approach him as he's leaving his daylight. He's leaving his office on the phone. They're trying to like run up on him. and he does not even notice them or he's ignoring them. But I don't think he notices them. But also you can, they're not approaching this well. I
Bitch:
They're
Jerk:
mean, I know it's
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
intentional,
Bitch:
handling
Jerk:
it's a show.
Bitch:
Russo
Jerk:
It's just
Bitch:
well
Jerk:
funny. Yeah.
Bitch:
at all, and no wonder, like, he does not like them. But he's also an asshole.
Jerk:
But as Bruce is walking, continue gonna walk away from them
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
on
Bitch:
because
Jerk:
the phone.
Bitch:
even the beginning, like he was helping an injured man out of the courtroom. Like the first thing you see and there's a guy who's got like a fake neck collar
Jerk:
neck brace,
Bitch:
on.
Jerk:
yeah. And as he's walking, we do get a cut scene to a van being driven somewhat erratically by a guy who's having a hard time drinking coffee while driving down the Nally. And
Bitch:
Also
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
feel
Jerk:
appears
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
man.
Jerk:
he's, huh?
Bitch:
I also feel this man.
Jerk:
It's hard to drink coffee while driving.
Bitch:
Especially if it's hot, like, you know, then you're like, oh shit, like, and you know, like, you want to wait, but you just really want the coffee and then you're just like, I was going to say, damn it. And then it's hot and then you've got hot coffee on your. Yeah, I get it.
Jerk:
I drink coffee on the way to work every day. And sometimes it is hot.
Bitch:
You make the coffee at home. You're not picking
Jerk:
I do.
Bitch:
it up from a drive-thru, which is a very, you can control
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
the temperature
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
at home.
Jerk:
That's true.
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
I do
Bitch:
very
Jerk:
let it
Bitch:
different.
Jerk:
cool down. I have my system where I let it pour it and let it sit before I take
Bitch:
See,
Jerk:
it. Yeah, that's
Bitch:
exactly.
Jerk:
the whole thing. So anyways, the coffee spills. Sam and Dean are yelling for Russo to stop. Finally, he does. And he almost gets hit by this truck. But. They pull him out of the way at the last second. So they think they've succeeded, even though he is not appreciative
Bitch:
He's a
Jerk:
at
Bitch:
super
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all.
Bitch:
jerk. Super
Jerk:
Super
Bitch:
jerk.
Jerk:
jerk about it, threatens to sue them, and then steps out in the street and gets Regina George'd.
Bitch:
He does. And it's just, but also it's just a lot of blood. Regina
Jerk:
Oh my
Bitch:
George
Jerk:
gosh,
Bitch:
is
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it
Bitch:
definitely
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is a
Bitch:
not going to have this kind of
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that
Bitch:
amount
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did
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of
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not.
Bitch:
blood.
Jerk:
Now she's
Bitch:
There's.
Jerk:
because she didn't actually die.
Bitch:
She
Jerk:
I just thought
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
it was funny. That's
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
why I went.
Bitch:
spoil, mean girls, you and George
Jerk:
Yes,
Bitch:
and die.
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
Why?
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
Anyways.
Jerk:
Sorry. So yeah, it's like an explosion of blood. It's like somebody threw a blood filled balloon. Oh, ridiculous. Oh, so Sean Rousseau dead.
Bitch:
He is, and Dean's highly amused by the fact that Russo's Justice Matters poster was on the bus that hit him. I am also amused by this.
Jerk:
Sam says it's too soon.
Bitch:
And yes, six seconds is too soon for this to be funny, but it's not. It's just
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
not.
Jerk:
while this is happening, Sam sees a blonde woman in the window of the not yet open business across the street. So some businesses getting set up to open, but didn't open yet. And he's like,
Bitch:
Well, in the script, they call it an abandoned restaurant. So,
Jerk:
I said coming soon on the outside I thought.
Bitch:
um, that makes more sense than abandoned restaurant. Yeah,
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
get
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was like
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
brand new equipment and like
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
packaging.
Bitch:
like I
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
get it. Yeah.
Jerk:
anyway, so they're like, Hey, it looks kind of like a librarian. And Dean's like, cool. Let's go. Um,
Bitch:
No, Dean's like, what kind of librarian and
Jerk:
I was going to try to skip it.
Bitch:
I know you were but we're no we're not letting him off the hook. And he's like, you know, like my kind of librarian or your kind of library and then Sam's just like, well, she had clothes on.
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
sorry.
Bitch:
I'm like, well, librarians like what so Dean's like thinking like making librarians like what? Okay.
Jerk:
And look, yeah, it was weird. So, Dean's like, cool, let's go confront her. We're gonna go talk, and with his pistol.
Bitch:
Maybe with a gun. Yeah, you know
Jerk:
And so they're searching and they get cut to and shows us several times that the clock is taking the seconds away. And as they're searching with their flashlights, the the clock and everything freezes and we see hands frantically turning on the gas to everything. And I'm just going to say this is an absurd amount of stoves for any restaurant. Turning on the knobs on like 30 goddamn burners. Like what the. What are they making here?
Bitch:
It's focaccia or something. I don't know. Oh, I get meat on a sword. I'm going to Vegas in like two days and I've already been like, OK, we're this time like we're hitting a buffet and I want a steak. And then my friend was like, you like have anything in mind? I'm like, no, like we're just going to go and like I'm just going to. I want a buffet
Jerk:
Find
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
a steak.
Bitch:
crab legs because.
Jerk:
Oh, that's another story. Your crown of legs. All right. Yeah, so that was just a lot of burners. I was kind of like.
Bitch:
It was, it was, it was a little,
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
was a little
Jerk:
excessive.
Bitch:
strange.
Jerk:
And then there's two random gas pipes that don't go to anything, that just have knobs to open them up.
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
hasn't
Jerk:
like.
Bitch:
opened yet, right? So they haven't passed their inspection or something. I don't
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
But the place is visibly filling with gas and time increases.
Jerk:
Right. And of course, right then, Dean's flashlight burns out. So he pulls out his Zippo and he's trying to light it. He's trying to light it. And then right as they push open the swinging doors to the actual kitchen, it sparks and. Massive fireball. And then all of a sudden, Sam and Dean are with Castiel in the woods in Russia, apparently.
Bitch:
Yeah. And this is also where I'm just like, man, I've had in the companion book. They talk about what happened with this fireball because this has to be like a cool lake story somewhere. So if you know of a story, you know, slide into my DMs and tell me, I don't know what happened, like how the fireball, what was the fireball CGI? Did they do it? Like, cause you know, it was cool. It was a cool effect.
Jerk:
Well, Dean asks Cassiel right away, do you know what Balthazar did? And Cassiel is aware. And basically, you know, if fate's busy going after the boat people, why is it also trying to kill Sam and Dean now? And...
Bitch:
And also, so Kouse has booped them away and where he has booped them to is called White Russia and which is technically Belarus, which was today. I was this year's old when I learned that a white Russia was not just a drink that, you know, I sometimes enjoyed and that the dude liked.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah. But he informs them, he said, I imagine she harbors a certain degree of rage towards you. I think that's a really funny way of saying that she fucking hates you.
Bitch:
Yep, yep.
Jerk:
But basically, by averting the apocalypse, fate was rendered obsolete. And I don't really get that. But OK. And apparently she's irritated about it and won't stop until you're done.
Bitch:
Yeah, somebody had free will. So what does fate matter? Somebody can just avert
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
fate is supposed to be. What's the purpose of fate?
Jerk:
true. Yeah, okay, I get that. And so basically they do have to kill her. And so good news, Balthazar has a weapon that will work. Yay. But I do like one exchange, Dean's like, you need new friends. And Cassiel's like, I'm trying to save the ones I have.
Bitch:
Mm. But it's just like, you know, sometimes in relationships, you just have this fight, right? And you have to tell your boyfriend that you need to get a new set of friends. And he's just like, look, man, like, you're my friends too, and I've got to save you. So they also decide like to, you know, draw fate out. They have to attempt fate
Jerk:
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Bitch:
or tempting fate.
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
So we come to Bobby's house and there's Alan again.
Jerk:
And she's on the phone with Joe. There's a bunch of more dead people on the West Coast. And you can see that Bobby's real emotional watching her on the phone. So. Ellen and Bobby decided to talk and he's like, she's like, look, we can't stop fate. And the cleanest fix on this is to just sink the boat. But Bobby's real upset. He's like, yeah, but people, there's people, so many people affected that were loved and they'll be missed. And she's finally like, hold on, I'm going to beat it out of you. You're going to tell me because something's up.
Bitch:
Because she's an amazing woman and if her husband's lying to her, she's just going to beat the truth out of him. That's what you do.
Jerk:
what she did. And so he obviously tells her while they sit and drink some whiskey. But she her first so obviously he's told her and her comment is not just me but Joe too. And she said if it was if it was meant to be, then whatever happens happens, which seems like a pairing of very lame statements.
Bitch:
Bobby gets very emotional and he tells her that they need her, especially him. And then I'm just like damn man what keeps getting in my eye?
Jerk:
I know, it's very sad.
Bitch:
So sad.
Jerk:
So back in Chester, we've got Sam and Dean walking around trying to tempt fate by acting natural and not. And so the cool thing though is we've got one way or another by Blondie playing.
Bitch:
Yep, they shelled out the money for this one. We're very happy about this.
Jerk:
And they are not good at acting natural and trying to tempt fate walking around. Because first of all, it doesn't work, but also they look so scared the whole time and it's very funny. But
Bitch:
Also, the things that are happening around
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
them
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
are not,
Jerk:
startling.
Bitch:
not, not good.
Jerk:
No, they almost get hit by some guy, run into by some guy, they got a skateboarder almost hit them, they've got dogs barking and growling at them, they're street performers juggling hatchets and knives,
Bitch:
and fire.
Jerk:
and then fire, and... There's a construction worker with a nail gun. And then right when they were confused that nothing's happened yet, a giant HVAC unit is falling off of the roof towards them.
Bitch:
Uh oh.
Jerk:
And yeah, we do the freeze frame right there. And what was really clever in this is when they show the HVAC, you can see their reflection of their faces in the metal on it. I was like, oh yeah, that's well done. I appreciate that. Just
Bitch:
It's all done, yeah.
Jerk:
real close to their faces. And so who is there? Castiel and Atropos.
Bitch:
And now we know her name.
Jerk:
But and he's like, he tries to compliment her and she says, I look like stomped over crap because of you. But.
Bitch:
And then Cass says the worst thing you can ever say to a boss bitch when you fuck up her job, he tells her to not get emotional. And I literally like I can feel her rage as I felt her rage. And I just want to crawl through her skin and grab his fucking head and smash it. Because you know what she did? You fucked up her job, dude. That's what she did. She's just trying to get shit done and you done fucked it up. Mm-mm. And she's done. She's done with your shit cast.
Jerk:
Hmm, because he and her the circus clowns, okay, 17, ruined her life. She had a script. She's good at her job. But they have the prize fight throughout the book. And Cassie was like, but it was for freedom. She's like, this is chaos. And yeah, she needs to know what happens next. That's what she does. And cast like, sorry, but that's just not really your services aren't required anymore. So that's a, that's the gentle firing. Mm. Mm. But she's like, nah, Titanic was the last straw. I don't buy Baltazar's movie story. I think that you sent him back for the souls. 50,000 new souls for the war. Oh, no, this got a dark turn.
Bitch:
Yes, also, but she is now clearly picked up on Diana's. This is now 50,000, but then she yells at him. It's all about the souls and
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
you can't
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
can't
Jerk:
mint money.
Bitch:
mint money Castiel. You
Jerk:
And I'm
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
like, can we?
Bitch:
can't mint money.
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
okay.
Bitch:
can't.
Jerk:
I mean, can't you? Don't we do that?
Bitch:
we do. So all we do is
Jerk:
I'm like,
Bitch:
we bit...
Jerk:
can she, can we, a tropos goes to Washington.
Bitch:
You can't make money!
Jerk:
Sorry.
Bitch:
Like that's cool, I'm just gonna make up my own other money now. Now I have new money. It's
Jerk:
Okay. I need
Bitch:
called
Jerk:
money.
Bitch:
cryptocurrency. Would you like some money at your post? And she's like, it's not real!
Jerk:
None of it's real! Okay. Oh my gosh. I don't think that was the intent of this line, by the way.
Bitch:
They didn't even know. They didn't know.
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
But.
Jerk:
sorry. It just tickled me tickled me to death.
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
All right. So also, we want to throw up a little bit, but that's okay. A little bit of both, you know,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
but she's like, look, this is wrong and dangerous. I'm not going to let you get away with this. You need to go back and sink the boat or I'm going to kill Sam and Dean. Your two favorite pets. Okay. But she's like, Hey, you know, if you kill me, I've got two bigger sisters who will have a might make that'll make examining their number one targets and it'll be straight up vengeance. So don't come after me to try to get around this. You know, you're so busy with this war but fate strikes when you least
Bitch:
Okay. So we get that cliche there, but at this point, I think we need to talk about the fates because she dropped some stuff here that doesn't get explained. He just says
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
she's got some big sisters and maybe actually she doesn't. She's got little sisters sort of. So let's talk about some lore. Mini, because we were already running really late. Right. Mini. All right.
Jerk:
Mini.
Bitch:
Alright, so in Greek mythology, the fates are actually kind of have more power than gods. They're often known as Morai. M-O-R-A-I. And that means share or portion. And typically your scene is basically this trinity of goddesses, you know, sometimes it's made in Mother Crone. Sometimes they're all crone. They do not share an eyeball. Thank you Disney for fucking that one up. Those were the Grey Sisters. I don't know. Oh no, like Disney just made up stuff.
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
But it's also like that like mythology wasn't made to begin with. Anyways, so within most of the mythology, the Greek mythology of it, when a baby, there's three sisters. And so it's when a baby is born, you get Clotho and this K-L-O-T-H-O
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
or with the C-L, sometimes she's Clotho with the K and sometimes she's Clotho with the C. And so she's the spinner. And basically she spins the person's fate or whatever his fate like it could be a god or whatever and she spins it on her loom and she's got the book of fate. And so she decides when someone's going to be born and what their circumstances of their birth is. And she's often portrayed as a maiden and there's a relief on her on a lamppost outside the US Supreme Court. Yikes. Okay, so the second one is the cases, and she is basically she determines how long. someone's gonna be alive and she gets a staff and a globe that she uses to chart people's faith on she's often kind of the mother so
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
she also determines the destiny of a person so she also sometimes has conversations with souls of the dead like so she'll be down in Hades and be like hey you're gonna come back When you want to come back guys, like, do you want to be like human? Do you want to be like a chipmunk platypus? Like, and you can get to choose. I mean, I would like probably be like, yeah, coming back as a platypus would be pretty rad, you know, that'd be a pretty cool thing. Maybe a sloth, you know? Um, so, and the last one we get is atropos or atropos. Uh, she is the inflexible. She chooses a time of death and she's the one who's got the scissors. So she snips the sithoretta
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
fate. She's usually the crone and sometimes kind of better, you know, so you see them here. There are versions of the face and just almost like I want to say almost every culture, but it's not like a lot of other cultures. Right. So
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
in Norse mythology, you have the Norns, they we face and they're also like a lot of times they're weavers to rape. And usually they're being depicted as this triple goddess. So part of that, you know, is just one, you know, bitches rule. And but you know, it's just, you know, this thread of, you know, that different that sort of mythology that goes through around the world. And I think it's cool, right? So of course the Romans had a version because they stole everything from the Greeks and those were called, you know, the park I Slavic mythology has the I don't know. We're both Slavic. Neither of us could say this is like the student che su di ce is not like weird Slavic for you know, they don't want a case or su de si. that represents fate, battle and prophecy. We've got the Baltic Lama. And also while this one's not a triple goddess, she is currently my new favorite on the Korean island of Jeju. Oh, damn it. I had all these pronunciations and now it's all gone. Within their shamanic, I came in and say shamanic.
Jerk:
shamanic.
Bitch:
Like shaman, shamans, you know, shamanic,
Jerk:
shamanic.
Bitch:
yeah. Shamanic. Shamanamana,
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
shamanamana, shamanamana. So there is common jock. Damn it, I had a name earlier, common joggy. Oh, I can't say it. We'll put the spelling up, I'm not gonna, but there's a Korean goddess, and she's a goddess of fate, luck, and destiny. Her parents kicked her out for being too cocky. She turned her asshole sisters into a centipede and a mushroom, and then she became a goddess for outsiders and weirdos, and now I love her and her island, which is kind of like, like her, that island is kind of like the Hawaii of Korea. So it's pretty
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
cool. It's like covered in like there's like waterfalls and all these like pretty things and there's all these shamans And this is that's a place where they have like if you've ever seen the old lady divers Like who wear the scuba suits and they're like,
Jerk:
So yeah.
Bitch:
yeah, that's where that that's where they are There's like all
Jerk:
Really?
Bitch:
these women that are like in there's like like there's 60s and 70s and they're freaking diving for shit. They love it And they're also like the women are shamans too. I love that. This is why I learned the research stuff in the face today. That was our mini lore, mini.
Jerk:
That's cool. I'll let my small additional little note is, so whenever I talk about the fate specifically, like, I don't know, some of these things I brought up before there's a series by Piers Anthony, whose books I really enjoyed. And with with with a tangled scheme is the one about fate.
Bitch:
scheme.
Jerk:
It's a series that's all about the different personification. So you've got like death, war, you know, all the things. And so we've got fate and there in his version, his fantasy novel. It is the, it is the Clotho, um, the Casey's and I can't say it now anyways.
Bitch:
See now you're saying atropos, atropos, whatever.
Jerk:
A tropos. And they all inhabit one body, but it's like they they recruit humans to be like, okay, so so-and-so is retiring and you can come in and be like this one now. It's kind of cool. Anyways, it's an interesting concept. I got it. All
Bitch:
And scene
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
is yarn if you didn't know
Jerk:
Yes. So they but they're really big on the tapestry visual like
Bitch:
It's tapestry.
Jerk:
or the yeah, the whole thing. Life is a tapestry. So yeah.
Bitch:
Let's cut
Jerk:
as
Bitch:
back to, so in case I've, I know every time I take Diane out. So Cass stops Balthazar from
Jerk:
from
Bitch:
popping
Jerk:
stabbing
Bitch:
in
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
and killing her.
Jerk:
Yeah, because he just showed up and he's got a real shiny knife in his hand. He's about to stab her in the back.
Bitch:
I don't like when he stops. He's basically, he's
Jerk:
He's like,
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
freeze.
Bitch:
making this very happy face. And he's just like,
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
ah!
Jerk:
gleeful, like, haha. And then he's like, well, shit. So he's he's like, awkward. Very funny. But so she's like, look, Castiel, you got to get things right. Or I'm going to push Samadine off a cliff just on principle. So. Balthazar is like, can I remove that stick from your ass? But he doesn't say it, but he basically says that. It's pretty
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
funny.
Bitch:
he just says stick and then she's like, you know, also like stop fucking up her job. You're fucking up a bitch's job. Like we get pissed off when you do that. Same.
Jerk:
So he's like, all right, let's go sink the Titanic. And we get kind of like a weird, like, I don't know, like a fizzle effect
Bitch:
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Jerk:
on the scene. Yeah. And then the HVAC unit hits the ground but does not land on Sam and Dean. So we've got Sam and Dean asleep in baby. What? With Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On blaring.
Bitch:
God damn it. Yeah. It's never getting out of your head. You're stuck with this forever.
Jerk:
And Dean wakes up and turns it off to get out and they're at Bobby's now. They're just out in the salvaged area. And Sam wakes up and gets out. He's like, I had the weirdest dream. And Dean's like, mine was weirder. And
Bitch:
And neither
Jerk:
they were like.
Bitch:
of them are like, why are we sleeping in this car in the junkyard?
Jerk:
listening to Celine Dion. And they realized that they had the same dream. So Castiel appears and is like, yeah, no, it wasn't a dream. I had to make him I had to make Balty go back, undo what he did to keep you all safe. And Sam and Sam's like, so you killed 50,000 people for us. He's like, well, they were never born. It's far different than being killed. Just fair, but it's still kind of dark.
Bitch:
It's so dark, but it's so weird. The fuck is going on? This is very weird.
Jerk:
and Ellen and Joe are gone.
Bitch:
They are. Sorry.
Jerk:
So Dean's trying to process that that timeline got erased, but at the same time, Sam and Dean can remember it because Cassiel wants them to remember. He wants them to know what faith really is, cruel and capricious.
Bitch:
She's a cold Capricious bitch. And
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
so, yeah, but Castile thinks that freedom is worth fighting for. And he wants them
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
to understand it's all about the freedom and the souls.
Jerk:
But then Dean's like, so Baltazar really unwound that sweater for over a chick flick? And Cassiel lies and says, yes.
Bitch:
Uh oh, Cass is lying. But Dane thinks it's okay. And that Titanic was okay because she got to see Kate Winslet's boobs.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then we show Bobby asleep and Sam alone in his musty apart or house again. It's a kind of dusty looking again. Sam Dean are watching him and they're like, well, you know, at least he doesn't know basically that what he missed out on. And Dean covers him with a blanket. And then we cut back to the same picture we saw earlier, the same setting of it where it was Bobby and Ellen with the sign, but now it's just back to being Bobby by himself.
Bitch:
This is a very sad photograph and I have stupid things in my eyes. Why would you take this photograph? This is very
Jerk:
It was
Bitch:
sad.
Jerk:
very sad.
Bitch:
Ah,
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
all right.
Jerk:
take a picture in front of your sign, it's cute.
Bitch:
So let's cover some things before we get to we got some casting calls and stuff. Before we get to that, just want to go over some some. There are obviously a ton of Easter eggs in this. So this is all based on what was in SupernaturalWiki.com. That's where I got a lot of this list from. So what did we catch? What did we miss? Okay. So obviously Titanic was never made. It's pretty obvious one. Right. Uh, so the, their baby doesn't exist. We've got a Mustang,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
but the license plate was a KZ two Y five, which was the original. So I had to curse me, but talking about burping at the early part of the show.
Jerk:
Oops.
Bitch:
And now it's just coming back to haunt me.
Jerk:
Sorry.
Bitch:
So, okay, so the original license plate KZ 2x5 was the original plate for the Impala, but in this world, there are no Impalas. Clearly, Ellen and Joe are alive.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
Ellen and Bobby are marrying. The salvage yard becomes B&E scrap yard. So I think we've got all of these. One that Diana flew by, rock, paper, scissors. So we've known in the past that Sam always loses because Dean plays scissors.
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
And Dean still played scissors, but Sam lost.
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
that was one little thing. Cuba is a resort destination and also Detroit is America's top city.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
That was
Jerk:
I noticed
Bitch:
awesome.
Jerk:
a sign I forgot to point that out. That was funny.
Bitch:
Yep. Possibly because of the white Russia thing. That could be a sign that maybe the Soviet Union never occurred because
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
it wasn't called Belarus. It was called white Russia.
Jerk:
That's true, true.
Bitch:
And the last is Celine Dion is a destitute lounge singer, which unfortunately.
Jerk:
which is a hilarious line but
Bitch:
Hilarious.
Jerk:
still...
Bitch:
It was originally released in:Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
won a buttload of awards, including.
Jerk:
Correct.
Bitch:
acclaimed MTV Movie Awards in:Jerk:
Yeah, I knew I was
Bitch:
Was
Jerk:
space jam.
Bitch:
it Just leaving that there. Was it number three? How do I live? By Trisha Yearwood from the film Con Air or was it Journey to the Past by Aliyah from the film Anastasia.
Jerk:
Damn.
Bitch:
Aliyah and R Kelly were not in the same year. Okay, so what was the song actually one?
Jerk:
It's very creepy when you whisper like that. I am torn. I'm gonna go with I believe I can fly.
Bitch:
Oh man, you went with R Kelly? Oh,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
mean,
Bitch:
was actually, no, it was men in black. It was actually men in black.
Jerk:
that was my first, that was my second choice. I was going back and forth. When you first said it, I'm like, oh, it's men in black. And then you said that one. I was like, oh shit. Let's,
Bitch:
Well, because that was the MTV Movie Awards. I did
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
not look it up. I remember those like I think that was a big thing, right? Didn't he have
Jerk:
huge.
Bitch:
like the huge dance production like
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
all like I think that would be
Jerk:
The
Bitch:
really
Jerk:
man
Bitch:
big.
Jerk:
in black.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Bitch:
But yeah, just the arc. Hell in a league. I think I'm like, oh shit.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Oh, y'all didn't even know you didn't
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
even know. All right. So
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
this episode aired on April 15th. What else happened on April 15th?
Jerk:
Was that the same day that the Titanic sunk?
Bitch:
That is right. That is a day that the Titanic sank.
Jerk:
That's funny.
Bitch:
This was actually the
Jerk:
99
Bitch:
99th
Jerk:
years.
Bitch:
anniversary,
Jerk:
Wow.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
It was, they really just photoshopped him in there. That was a real picture.
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
And last question for this bit, what did Ellen pull out of her grocery bag? That was also a Titanic reference.
Jerk:
A week?
Bitch:
It was because it had a leak.
Jerk:
AHHHHH Love it.
Bitch:
All right, and there's a couple
Jerk:
Love it.
Bitch:
other like references that were too specific to become a trivia question. So again, from Supernatural Wiki, Sam uses a Wikipedia like site called Marconi Pages that
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
was named after Guglielmo Marconi, the inventor of radio. The radio operators
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
on the Titanic were employed by his
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
company. And so later on the British postmaster general said, Those who have been saved have been saved through one man, Mr. Marconi and his
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
marvelous invention.
Jerk:
Huh.
Bitch:
Also oddly because of this, this is why we have 911 or Britain got 999 because the Titanic sinking. I learned that today too. Just not about this. This is a very random thing I learned. Thank you simulation from in the Supernatural Companion season six, which proves that if I had this book, I would know so much more. Everyone is drinking Astor Cola. And that was named after the businessman John Astor who died on the Titanic. And that was it. So the other thing. Alright, so that was all the like, that was a ton of shit. I just I
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
had to call all this stuff out because it was
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
crazy
Jerk:
was good.
Bitch:
how much they shoved into this.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
a lot.
Bitch:
Casting couch.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
We're going to do it. All right, we're going to get through
Jerk:
All right.
Bitch:
this episode.
Jerk:
Yeah, so we have just a few people that we haven't seen before that we've got here. So Fate, a tropos was played by Katie Walder. And let's see. And she doesn't have a massive resume, but a few things you may have seen her on. She was Janet on Gilmore Girls. She was in a couple episodes of The New Girl as Cheryl. She was Shannon on How I Met Your Mother, and in a couple episodes of Mad Men. Not a lot, but a couple. So, Sean Russo, our attorney, he was played by Jason Schoenberg, and you saw him, he's been in a lot of things, single episodes of X-Files, Matlock, New Adam's Family, Smallville Harrow, Hell on Wheels, I, Zombie. He was regular on as Ronnie on the commission. Stargate SG1. He was in a handful of episodes as Dr. Rothman. He was in a TV show called Tin Man, and he had small roles in the movies. Fantastic Four, Two for the Money, Watchmen and A Team. Plus, you may see him in some Hallmark movies as well. Hallmark Christmas films.
Bitch:
That's quite a list, yeah.
Jerk:
And then we've got Mr. Russo. So this is the gentleman who dies in the garage is played by Andrew Karata. Karata's he was in a couple of episodes of 21 Jump Street, MacGyver, Highlander, Stargate SG-1 and the Police Academy series. Single other episodes of Poltergeist, the Legacy, True Justice, Once Upon a Time Arrow. He also got really into voice work. So he's so you wouldn't have seen him.
Bitch:
AHHHHH!
Jerk:
heard him. He was King Arthur on King Arthur and the Knights of Justice, which was an older cartoon.
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
He
Bitch:
um
Jerk:
was in
Bitch:
shit,
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
I'm like I did not know that was a thing so okay
Jerk:
Yeah. In New Adventures of Madeline, if you remember Madeline,
Bitch:
Is
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
cartoon.
Bitch:
a cookie?
Jerk:
Oh, the little girl that was in children's book. Ninja Turtles, the next mutation in the late 90s. He was one of the voices. And then he got into anime. So Dragon Ball Z2, Mobile Suit Gundam and a lot of other anime films and shows. kind of a variety of characters on those. And then Lego Jurassic World, he was like a bunch of voices for. As far as films go, he was the Norseman in the 13th Warrior, Celine's father in Underworld Evolution. And he was a reoccurring character on the TV show, I Zombie as General Glenn Mills. And last to note in this episode, Anne Whitting, our travel agent, was played by Jill Morrison. And the most important credit to her, and they list it first, and, uh, God bless her was crying girl in Mean Girls. Oh,
Bitch:
And you can picture
Jerk:
so,
Bitch:
that, can't you? Can you picture which one she is
Jerk:
yes, I can.
Bitch:
in the hallway? Yeah, you know,
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
in the hallway, you know which one she is.
Jerk:
Yes. Exactly. I can see it. Uh, she's been in single, she was in a single episodes of 4,400 smallville, Hellcats, Fringe, A series of Unfortunate Events, funny
Bitch:
Daaahhh!
Jerk:
enough. Which, by the way, we now have a Mean Girls reference and a series of Unfortunate Events reference and she was in both. There we go. I just
Bitch:
Thank you simulation, we all got it.
Jerk:
the bridge crew in the movie:Bitch:
But what if
Jerk:
exec.
Bitch:
it did? Ah!
Jerk:
Oh, it is the simulation. She was an ad agency exec in Step Up, All In. She was a background character in Big Eyes. She was also Dorothy in To All the Boys, P.S. I Love You, I Still Love You. She's been in several Hallmark Christmas films and they also have a movie series called Signed Seal Delivered and she's consistently been in all of those. Plus she was Jo in Reba McIntyre's The Hammer.
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
There we go.
Bitch:
the hammer.
Jerk:
That's like an hour and a half long film. I don't know if
Bitch:
Oh
Jerk:
films
Bitch:
God.
Jerk:
are a movie. Yeah.
Bitch:
Maybe that'll be available for viewing in my plane because I'm flying Southwest. Maybe that's one of the movies they had bought.
Jerk:
So yeah.
Bitch:
Well, that was actually a lot for those four little people.
Jerk:
It was. It was. That's why I was like, Oh, what a.
Bitch:
Okay, you ready? You ready to talk?
Jerk:
Yeah, I mean, like we kind of started off with this and I'll just stand by what I said. This was a really fun episode and really fucking sad.
Bitch:
Yeah, it just, man, I love Bobby and Ellen as a couple.
Jerk:
Yeah, it sucks when they present like, this could have been a possible outcome for these characters,
Bitch:
And you're
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
fuck you!
Bitch:
the fuck man? Like, oh my God, yes, they should have been a couple.
Jerk:
Duh!
Bitch:
Why is it? And also, like, I feel like season six, like as much as you can play it like Jim Beaver needs a goddamn Emmy for the season. Like
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
good.
Bitch:
like if you watch Diana because they're Netflix, part of the recap was also besides the worm was Bobby doing his acting like as he was possessed by the thing that the evening.
Jerk:
Oh, yeah.
Bitch:
So we have like that episode, like he's all like, And then like this episode he's like I'm in love with Ellen and I'm still a mess and she's helped me
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Just it's heartbreaking.
Jerk:
it's a lot.
Bitch:
It's fucking heartbreaking
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
the fact that Joe didn't come back I assume again, it's probably in my book about you anything It's in that book. It tells me exactly why I'll find it when I'm moving in a few weeks I guarantee you'll find it
Jerk:
Hehehe
Bitch:
at some point. Look, I don't know where it is. It's gonna be someplace really stupid
Jerk:
Well, yeah, I think I think like, you know, I think the the concept of Titanic was a super interesting theme to go with. The
Bitch:
It was so
Jerk:
reason
Bitch:
brilliant. It was fucking brilliant.
Jerk:
really
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
this whole idea was.
Jerk:
and it's the butterfly effect kind of which, not just to say that, but like that kind of impact and that button also weighing the lives. But are they actually if you actually go back and undo it, are you actually killing them or they just never born and like all this stuff like it's really kind of it's a really fascinating concept. Gold star to the storyline concept. Gold
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
star
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
mean,
Jerk:
the Titanic
Bitch:
and something
Jerk:
part,
Bitch:
else
Jerk:
especially
Bitch:
you want
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
to think.
Jerk:
of the movie.
Bitch:
So you have these souls that are created
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
and then they're taken away. Do they like, I know there's a very philosophical thing, right? Like, so.
Jerk:
But they don't exist in that timeline though.
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
So do they
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
never exist?
Bitch:
time
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
travel is
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
stupid.
Jerk:
know, time travel is stupid. But I think like the souls as currency for the angel, the war is gross and sad. And also now Cass is lying to them. She's not.
Bitch:
You know, you can't lie to your partner, Cass. You just can't. Like honesty is the foundation of any good relationship. And I think we're seeing problems with you and Dean right now. I think we can see this. Like you're just not talking. You're not telling each other the truth. You're just leaving things out. It's just, it's not healthy. It's
Jerk:
Sure,
Bitch:
just not.
Jerk:
it's not. They shouldn't be withholding or lying like that. Because he doesn't just withhold, he straight up lies.
Bitch:
Yeah, he straight applies. And so that always is points as something else is going on. But, you know, so also this was episode 17 of season six, which also the fuck is the theme of season six? Have you been figured out yet?
Jerk:
No!
Bitch:
Yeah, I know. But yeah, I figured out because it's fucking season six. This is one
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
of the things I don't like about it. And so episode 17, what the fuck is the theme?
Jerk:
No idea.
Bitch:
Besides,
Jerk:
Straight chaos.
Bitch:
like, say, well, we've got like Sam battling like his like his wall, right, but this episode he seemed fine.
Jerk:
They didn't even mention it. It didn't even
Bitch:
He was
Jerk:
come
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
up.
Bitch:
totally fine.
Jerk:
Did not come up at all. Very confusing. It seems a little disjointed.
Bitch:
Yeah, but again, like the problem is, is like this episode is still brilliant.
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
is still
Jerk:
I'm not
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
mad at
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
concept
Jerk:
It's just weird.
Bitch:
behind it is fucking amazing.
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
well
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
written.
Bitch:
good. It's hilarious.
Jerk:
Clever.
Bitch:
Yeah. It just, you know, it's. And, but still at the same time, you're like, what the fuck just happened? What, why did we watch this? Like what, like this
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
has to
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
mean
Jerk:
just like a
Bitch:
something,
Jerk:
reset back
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
to zero. It meant nothing other than now we know that all we know now, like if you basically this episode undid itself. So the only thing that it's added to the conversation is now we know that that Castiel is lying to them. And he tried to mint souls, basically, to use in the war.
Bitch:
Yeah, so like all we know is that Cass is into crypto. And when
Jerk:
Hehehehe.
Bitch:
someone starts getting into crypto, like you just can't talk to them anymore.
Jerk:
Thanks for watching!
Bitch:
They're no longer your friends.
Jerk:
Oh my
Bitch:
All
Jerk:
gosh.
Bitch:
right. So on that note, I think is anything else you want to add?
Jerk:
No, that's it.
Bitch:
All right. I think with that, cheers, Jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
